Lolcow Joshua Block / @worldoftshirts / JoshuaBlock2001 (and his fans/harassers)

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Palmer Bangs said:
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Based clipper. There were a couple later moments I wanted to clip but my YouTube downloader got BANNED and gave me 403 errors.
  • 03:20:00 when someone donated jihad TTS sounds and Mr. Based asks the cab driver where he's from. Upon learning the man is Nepalese, Based responds by saying he "collects crystals."
  • 03:26:35 when repeat donor "Darius the king" spent $40 to say "It's Darius day" and play autistic singing. Apparently he is a ween who does this frequently and issues chargebacks for the donations.
  • 03:29:10 when Mr. Based suggests that people invest their 401k in Block Coin. The website has been updated and a Telegram chat exists for the coin.
  • 03:41:15 when a "fan" shows up like a thief in the night and you can tell that Mr. Based is rethinking his highly intelligent life choice to try and replicate the IP2 style of streaming.
 
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ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ said:
Based clipper. There were a couple later moments I wanted to clip but my YouTube downloader got BANNED and gave me 403 errors.
  • 03:20:00 when someone donated jihad TTS sounds and Mr. Based asks the cab driver where he's from. Upon learning the man is Nepalese, Based responds by saying he "collects crystals."
  • 03:26:35 when repeat donor "Darius the king" spent $40 to say "It's Darius day" and play autistic singing. Apparently he is a ween who does this frequently and issues chargebacks for the donations.
  • 03:29:10 when Mr. Based suggests that people invest their 401k in Block Coin. The website has been updated and a Telegram chat exists for the coin.
  • 03:41:15 when a "fan" shows up like a thief in the night and you can tell that Mr. Based is rethinking his highly intelligent life choice to try and replicate the IP2 style of streaming.
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do daa do do daa doo
 
chiropractic gynecologist said:
i want josh to be institutionalized or group homed so bad just so he can get away from based. have zero idea why he wasn't group homed from the jump and his lolcow status could've been avoided entirely
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Doesn't he make like 100k/year from tiktok and livestreams now? I almost feel like that would disqualify him from a group home. I mean he just burns all the money on liquor, pointless travel and luxuries as soon as he gets it instead of getting a house/investment but still.
 
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Fortyone said:
Doesn't he make like 100k/year from tiktok and livestreams now? I almost feel like that would disqualify him from a group home. I mean he just burns all the money on liquor, pointless travel and luxuries as soon as he gets it instead of getting a house/investment but still.
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thats what he claims. i have my doubts. hopefully someone in this thread is able to find that info. im sure mr based takes an insane cut of that for himself
 
Fortyone said:
Doesn't he make like 100k/year from tiktok and livestreams now?
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Back when Josh was screeching about how he only makes $60k, I extrapolated the Coney Island stream's numbers and came up with a conservative estimate that Mr. Based nets at least $200k after paying taxes and presumably all of Josh's salary, but he pays out $100k per year in hotel rooms.

I think it's likely that Josh doesn't know how to game TikTok monetization and that Based blows smoke up Josh's ass to reduce his tugboat: "Well, you're so successful on TikTok and you have your tour business and music career, lemme just pay your hotel and give you a crisp Benjamin for drinks tonight."
 
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ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ said:
I think it's likely that Josh doesn't know how to game TikTok monetization and that Based blows smoke up Josh's ass to reduce his tugboat
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Yeah, Josh is not aware of how to monetize his TikTok correctly. In fact, it's been pointed out to him many times in his own comments even.

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The #1 requirement to get paid, is have your video be at least 60 seconds. If you notice, Josh has tons of videos that are 59s long because that's as long as the audio he picks plays.
 
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Palmer Bangs said:
If you notice, Josh has tons of videos that are 59s long because that's as long as the audio he picks plays.
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I did notice. Here's his aggregate channel analytics [a], by the way. I don't know much about content creation as a "career" but it's pretty clear that he makes little or no effort to boost his engagement or adhere to the Creator Rewards Program to earn a real income. Simply replying to a comment or two, and using a hashtag other than #HuluChippendalesDance, would be a good start, but Mr. Based should advise him as the world's greatest streamer, not me.

He also relies almost entirely on Mr. Based for content, as the only recent post worth monetizing is when he talked about getting swatted at the music studio last night. It turns out watching 15-second clips of an ugly, dirty guy staring at a camera as he sips alcohol, along with a couple dozen unreplied comments either telling him to get help or put the fries in the bag, is not very engaging content on its own.

In hindsight, all he really had to do to achieve his dream was to continue being a random goofball autist for over one minute at a time and maybe do a live AMA here and there. Side note, to document the escalation of his stomping: he went from fish, to picnic table, to SUV, to glass awning. Let's hope he treads on a snake this year!
 
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shaverinocory said:
Ambulamps call to disrupt their livestream tonight.

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Fire department arrived for carbon monoxide detector. “Am I gonna die??”


NYPD at barber shop. They are sick of getting called for this. Based trying to “give them their schedule”
 
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Josh effectively pepper sprayed himself last night because he didn't wash capsaicin off his hands before rubbing his eyes. If that sounds strange, Josh's explanation was that he used an "arthritis cream" to fight "nerve damage," and he thought he "washed it all off yesterday."

So basically, his shakes may have become permanent nerve damage and he hasn't washed his hands or face for at least a day. Some other random news gleaned from the stream that's not worth clipping:
  • Mr. Based is trialing a new "donate $30 and we call you live" scheme with predictable results.
  • They went to an "undisclosed location" so Josh could get a haircut. His hair looked disgusting.
  • People called the cops to the hair salon, which resulted in a very minor haircut interruption.
  • You are now able to donate to the stream with Block Coin, bringing that scam full circle.
  • They got swatted again at the same hair salon, which was so insignificant I almost missed it.
The stream ended immediately after the second barber swatting (the third that night and the fourth in two nights, a disturbing new trend in the ween community). It's as if Reddit collectively upvoted itself into thinking that putting up phony wanted posters, playing into Josh's legal paranoia, and now wasting emergency resources is a good idea.




Reddit was kind enough to post this clip of the restaurant staff downstairs confronting doozycruz [a] because he was about to egg Mr. Based's apartment. Having a rogue ween vandalize a private residence above your restaurant, already plagued by autistic screeching, is not good for business.

Side note, I've also heard that OneSonic, another tangential sped, has been getting beaten up or at least in fights on his own streams. He streams on YouTube.
 
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