Skitzocow Joshua Paul Bietz / Starchild143 / MD_Neurochemist - Owner of The Universe, the CIA and Great Britain, Kidnapped Professional Scientist and World's Biggest Sunscreen Fan; True and Honest MD Neurochemist

[SJ 485]

Joshua Paul Bietz is a weed smoking schizophrenic with an unhealthy obsession with HIV tests and a sunscreen fetish. He spends his days taking alarming photos of himself in various states of lucidity and undress, recording himself in hysterics over women he is in love with, and writing lengthy screeds about his life and his delusions for Facebook and DeviantART.



Owner of The Universe


Joshua claims he was adopted at the age of 2 by a clone of his real father Ralph Lee Roy Bietz after he died, and subsequently kidnapped in 1988 when his family moved house.

From his father he inherited the entire universe, his ownership of the universe is something he mentions constantly, along with the CIA, Great Britain, the World Trade Center and other bizarrely specific entities. His father supposedly acquired the universe through The Israeli Banking System (TIBS), to which all satellites belong and to which Joshua is married.

After inheriting it, he studied at and was awarded an MD in neurochemistry by the universe.

Joshua’s actual beliefs about his father are incoherent at best. In 2017 he posted about his real father being dead, but as of at least this month he now believes Ralph is alive.

The truth about his father Ralph is somewhat humorous and reveals the source of Joshua's delusion of owning the universe.

Ralph Lee Roy Bietz is the president of Univera, a MLM scam company promising effective anti-aging products that appears to exist to create demand for the aloe vera plants grown by its parent company ECONET, a multinational scam enterprise whose entire focus is “natural products and anti-aging” with ventures in the United States, Canada, Mexico, Russia, Korea and China.
https://www.newunivera.com/en-us
https://archive.fo/9S8U0



$900 of pure value!
https://www.newunivera.com/en-us/live-young-products/product-packs
https://archive.fo/9jsfo


Ralph took the position of president at the company in 2015, two years before Joshua re-appeared on the internet from a 14 year absence.

Joshua’s parents divorced in 2002, following this, his mother Debra Diane Reed attempted to squeeze Ralph for more money in 2005 to cover health insurance for her, Joshua and his three brothers, Ralph was at this time president and CEO of Columbia Beverage Company.
https://washington.lexroll.com/in-the-matter-of-marriage-of-bietz-126-wn-app-1042-2005/
https://archive.fo/PgBem



Joshua currently lives with his mother and her partner Dennis Dick Sparks at 2849 Pannell Rd, Social Circle, GA. Dennis owns the company American Beaver Construction, for which Joshua is named as a secretary.
https://www.trulia.com/p/ga/social-circle/2849-pannell-rd-social-circle-ga-30025--2029352529
https://archive.fo/xLSOQ

https://gacompanydb.com/company/232991/american-beaver-construction-corp-snellville
https://archive.fo/C9Qax

He often refers to a “downstairs neighbour” whom he believes to be an ex-cop, a cultist and to have assraped him at the age of 7. Likely meaning Dennis.

https://twitter.com/MD_Neurochemist/status/1129907342244536320
https://archive.fo/hG4Au

The dead brothers he refers to I have little information on, though he constantly claims to have no living relatives, which is obviously untrue, and the eldest of his 3 brothers, Gabriel Bietz is a vascular surgeon.
https://www.pvasatx.com/doctor/gabriel-bietz-md/
https://archive.fo/25x6o


Love Quest

Joshua is a little romantically challenged, so he expresses himself to women he’s smitten with in very unusual ways.

He has been tweeting at this girl in particular for years and has only gotten a handful of replies. I suspect she muted him in early 2018.
https://twitter.com/search?l=&q=from:md_neurochemist to:paralllelll&src=typd
https://archive.fo/pcMMy




https://twitter.com/MD_Neurochemist/status/923871881446305792
https://archive.fo/TNAu9



https://twitter.com/MD_Neurochemist/status/1025143946144567296
https://archive.fo/hNrtQ


Seduction lvl 100

https://twitter.com/MD_Neurochemist/status/1041848235164413953
https://archive.fo/pKNcx



https://twitter.com/MD_Neurochemist/status/978202354624245760
https://archive.fo/fbB4v



WANT WOMAN

https://twitter.com/MD_Neurochemist/status/1009819386113241088
https://archive.fo/BDNNg


NSFW

Spoiler: peeny tuck

https://www.deviantart.com/starchild143/art/US-Federal-Law-of-HIV-Labs-798017166
https://archive.fo/9hZem

He has a profile on a dating website for farmers, lol.
https://www.farmersonly.com/user/8261029 (login required)



Joshua also wants to bone his nurse, Sandra Haupt.

https://www.deviantart.com/starchild143/art/I-Want-A-Girlfriend-796717829
https://archive.fo/NZwoG

Spoiler: tfw no nurse gf

Ever since I met Doctor Sandi Haupt I wanted to be her lover. She is very attractive to me. She has a nice figure & is very good at what she does. I can tell that she has a personal history of serial rape victimisation. I truthfully have a really strong criteria for who should be my lover. To a great extent, it does not matter that it is any one person in particular. Katy Perry could do this job. A lot of people, like five OR more shall probably have to do this job of being my lover. Regardless of this, I want Doctor Sandi to be my doctor forever. I want the same of Doctor Rubina, but I am afraid of her because of the way I am threatened with hospitalisation wherein they beat me. I did not believe that Doctor Rubina shall be capable of being my doctor forever & ever. I do now in the event she does not interact with men---interact is defined as detects OR is detected by. I do not like that people threaten me illegally. I had a crush on Doctor Rubina for a bit also; that faded--I still wanted she to be my doctor forever. I dunno. My brain damage screams that I need to be sexually active. No one seems that interested. I am told that I am at fault all the time via BABM. I want the international community to say something to surroundings of me myself, the most legally well-qualified medical practitioner that can theoretically exist.

Murder you need to die for is the diction of the transmission of the HIV/AIDS virus such that the new HIV/AIDS patient skips str8 to AIDS without the opportunity to fight it keeping at as HIV forever in the event they can afford it. Rapists who contract HIV/AIDS transmit it to the selves there of.

https://doctors.piedmont.org/provider/Sandra+H+Haupt/699480
https://archive.fo/aZf2h



Identity Theft Identity Theft Identity Theft Iden


Joshua writes his name and address out all over his property, his various internet profiles, submits it to the CIA, takes photos of that and posts it to his twitter, he posts photos of his ID, his credit cards, all of his mail (usually with his own ramblings scrawled all over it John Bulla style), but also frequently complains about being the victim of identity theft. Shocking.

He posts on imageboards like 4chan and 7chan under his full real name.


Joshua inquires about the legality of photos posted to /sneed/

https://yuki.la/s/17729996


He popped into /g/ and managed to get one single reply.

Animal Abuse



(Helena is his turtle's name )
https://twitter.com/MD_Neurochemist/status/1025161563743891457
https://archive.fo/KWqKo


Joshua loves his pets, he cares for them in his own way. Well-meaning, but utterly insane.


https://twitter.com/MD_Neurochemist/status/1010404598366912512
https://archive.fo/bq8f9


https://twitter.com/MD_Neurochemist/status/1010350294616559616
https://archive.fo/oWcsY


https://twitter.com/MD_Neurochemist/status/1010351898644262912
https://archive.fo/6s1kQ


https://twitter.com/MD_Neurochemist/status/1010495034355937280
https://archive.fo/HiFgz

https://twitter.com/MD_Neurochemist/status/1009890832172789760
https://archive.fo/IkDby

2 days after feeding froggy #1 flies steeped in soapy water he’s preparing to dissect her

https://twitter.com/MD_Neurochemist/status/1010576464540884992
https://archive.fo/7N3R2

Sunscreen bath for froggy #2

https://www.deviantart.com/starchild143/art/2019-05-13-13-04-43-797531967



Joshua’s Room


Joshua lives in what can only be described as a refuse tip filled with miscellaneous electronics, weed and vape paraphernalia, animal enclosures and more. He has gone to painstaking effort to fill as much space as possible on his walls with photos of female celebrities from magazines, cardboard boxes and sheets of paper.



Anything but an actual piece of furniture, he rolls around on the floor like an animal, slathers himself with sunscreen and masturbates to his magazine women.


Sunscreen, Glue and HIV Tests
(oh my!)


I really have no clear explanation for these, he just loves sunscreen, and I mean he really loves it. when I first started looking at him I thought he was really, really sweaty, but no, he wears copious amounts of sunscreen every day, even his pets have to get coated in the stuff.

VERY NSFW

Spoiler: This is how much Joshua loves sunscreen

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5cf58f2d8eeaf (pornhub link is temporary until I can get this hosted on KF itself)

Let me hit the fuckin' vape before I cum real quick

https://twitter.com/MD_Neurochemist/status/1002248377759772672
https://archive.fo/PNdsV


https://twitter.com/MD_Neurochemist/status/999157399398170630
https://archive.fo/jrAgo


https://twitter.com/MD_Neurochemist/status/981600795027062785
https://archive.fo/fRKKg


Joshua is also obsessed with HIV for unknown reasons, he believes his brothers were infected with HIV and subsequently died. He tests himself frequently.


https://twitter.com/MD_Neurochemist/status/990317006258819072
https://archive.fo/yyH5j

"Sorry I don’t have HIV"

https://twitter.com/MD_Neurochemist/status/988448567286161408
https://archive.fo/v9bAG


Accounts & Dox

Joshua Paul Lee Roy Bietz (MD Neurochemistry) 2849 Pannell Rd Social Circle, GA 30025

https://www.facebook.com/joshua.bietz.1 https://archive.fo/fN6Xs
https://www.facebook.com/The-Israeli-Banking-System-371267489918027/ https://archive.fo/JZrqF
https://twitter.com/MD_Neurochemist https://archive.fo/Vn5Bz
https://www.deviantart.com/starchild143/ https://archive.fo/VDhJJ Gallery: https://archive.fo/ZYa3e
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwADtHoZQ6jg1jy2hsijLVQ https://archive.fo/VaNwW





Thank you to @Big Bad Brad and @zedkissed60 for their help finding info and content on Joshua and his family.
A very special thank you to my good friend from off-site for discovering Joshua in the first place (you know who you are) and a huge thanks to @Okkervils who helped immensely with finding + sorting content and digging.

 

[Eryngium]

"Oh hello child, do not fear, for I am just passing through this realm."

 

[Feline Darkmage]

It'd be fun if this dude were to strut over to 420chan.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

You had me at "weed smoking Schizophrenic".

 

[YayLasagna]

Youtube removed the sunscreen video
I never got to see it.

 

[Eryngium]

 

[Kamiii]

Why does everyone know you shouldn't smoke weed when your schizophrenic except schizophrenics?

 

[ОТСТАЛАЯ ПИЗДА]

I am getting very strong buffalo bill vibes. He doesn't run over cianiggers, he skins em.

 

[Eryngium]

I am getting very strong buffalo bill vibes

It puts the sunscreen on the frogs skin or else it gets the hose again.

 

[XE 600]

Spoiler: peeny tuck

GOODBYE HORSES.

 

[ОТСТАЛАЯ ПИЗДА]

GOODBYE HORSES.

I'm flying over you!

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

In lieu of the video, do I want to know what happens with the white glue? My brain is trying desperately to come up with any other reason for him holding it that isn't "fapping with Elmers glue just because". Please tell me he just sings a song to it, or whatever else utterly insane people do that aren't raging perverts.

I feel sorry for his mother. It must be really hard to have a child as batshit insane as this guy is. Judging by how he posts online, the meds aren't working (assuming he's even taking any). Smoking weed is only going to make schizophrenia worse. Is he responsible for his own medication and healthcare, or is he so bonkers that he's classed as incapable (and if not, why not)?

There's always an air of sadness around mentalcows like this, because you know it's not really their fault they act like they do. Doesn't stop them being fascinating to watch, but ouch.

Semper fi to all are amphibious bretheren. I suspect we may need to press F for sunscreened frog, though. I wish he'd leave animals alone.

Whoever the anonymous lady is that he's been sending emoji text messages to - lady, I don't know what's wrong with your guilt receptors, but switch them off and block this mentalist. You'll be glad you did it. Being targeted by someone as mentally ill as this guy is the stuff of nightmares. Did he understand the "no", or is he going to turn up at my door, naked, with a frog covered in Elmers glue hanging off the end of his knob?

 

[Orc Girls Make Due]

Why does everyone know you shouldn't smoke weed when your schizophrenic except schizophrenics?

Tried a few times, never again.

 

[the real heisenberg]

It puts the sunscreen on the frogs skin or else it gets the hose again.

It puts the sunscreen on the toad or else the glue goes on the chode.

 

[XE 600]

It puts the sunscreen on the toad or else the glue goes on the chode.

It puts the dox on the farms or else it gets the ban again.

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

The real question is..what’s his favorite sunscreen?

But seriously don’t amphibians breathe through their skin? Sunscreen can’t be good for it.

 

[Okkervils]

Youtube removed the sunscreen video
I never got to see it.

In lieu of the video, do I want to know what happens with the white glue?

@Visitor archived the video, I don't have access to it but when he gets back online today he'll re-host it. It's long, but it's really worth skimming through. No, he doesn't masturbate with the glue, lol. Small mercies, eh? It's still very, very weird.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Pressing F for frog.

 

[An0ther_Numb3r]

To the man who owns everything, here is a thread on kiwi farms...

 

[SJ 485]

Youtube removed the sunscreen video
I never got to see it.

I've reuploaded the video to pornhub as a temporary host until I can get it archived on KF. Thanks for letting me know, OP updated.

Spoiler: NSFW Obviously

Sunscreen Dream - Kidnapped Professional Scientist's Sexy Chemistry Lesson

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I am getting very strong buffalo bill vibes. He doesn't run over cianiggers, he skins em.

Actually he IS the CIA nigger. (Christians In Action?)



Something important I missed that was pointed out to me after I created the OP is this

I Love My Future! I Am So Scared Without Her by Starchild143 on DeviantArt

www.deviantart.com

I Love My Future! I Am So Scared Without Her by Starchild143 on Devia…

archived 3 Jun 2019 22:26:51 UTC

archive.fo

Spoiler: I love my future!

This diamond pendant is for my new daughter. On account of it being so new it feels a little uncomfortable to say that. Saying, "my wife", is the same. However, I'd not have it any other way. It is new. I had not know I was a doctor since April of 2004, as the Media refers to it, when I was thirty-one & found out. I am thirty-six. I do not know how old I am. I was defined as an operative without government affiliation when I was twenty-three months old. All governments on the planet & all governments available otherwise simultaneously verified that I was an operative & none of them trained me. I am genius. I am one of the smartest organisms, entities actually, in the entirety of the universe. Everyone on every planet inhabited by a real government must start working with me immediately when I am identified by that government or everyone on the planet must be killed. And yes, they have to keep working with me. This is a law of the universe.
These pieces present two Face Centered Cubic crystal Bravais lattices overlapping to form a uniform structure comprised of Carbon alone with the ordering number dictated by Miller indices & microcrystal size, as it always is, to provide colour, among other things.