🪦 Deceased Julie Terryberry - Canadian Autist Living in a Shed II

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SpacePanther said:
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Okay -- get ready with the "feels", everyone, but for as much as she complains about us, I'm starting to think Julay kinda likes us...

When someone posts the most intimate details of their life (and their *shudder* anatomy) online, they're clearly looking for some attention. Julie has absentee parents and a grandmother who is just overwhelmed so, other than the Blue Bra Goddess, who does she have to give her attention? Us.

We listen to her problems, we debate her problems, and we offer advice (which she doesn't take). Sure, she gets mad at us but she also gets mad at store clerks when the store is out of a particular brand of soda, so I'm thinking anger is kind of par for the course for Julay. But, still, at any given time, there are at least a couple of Kiwis discussing the latest crises and stresses in Julie's life.

Just like CWC's trolls became the only people with whom he had regular contact, in some bizarre way ... have we become Julie's friends?
 
Behold the mating habits of the north American tundra pig.
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I started reading this status, and assumed she was talking about her poor saggy tits. Thankfully it was just another exceptional stream-of-consciousness status. She is like the (very very) poor man's Burroughs, except the sex scenes are more disturbing.
 

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Considering what he does to :julay:, I'm really grateful Dyke Mike didn't try to get physical with Grandma. Since he was so dead-set on coming and going whenever he feels like it. I've got a happy image in my head of Grandma beating him over the head with a broom yelling "OUT! OUT!"
 
I_Am_Honor_Roll said:
Frankly, I'm amazed he lasted as long as he did. Grandma has the patience of a saint to put up with this horseshit.
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I'm really glad that granny has the resolve to kick Mike out actually, having your granddaughter living in your boiler room covered in hickeys and bite marks like some sort of filth troll kind of lends one to believe you're not very effective.
 
PolexiaAphrodisia said:
Considering what he does to :julay:, I'm really grateful Dyke Mike didn't try to get physical with Grandma. Since he was so dead-set on coming and going whenever he feels like it. I've got a happy image in my head of Grandma beating him over the head with a broom yelling "OUT! OUT!"
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Here you go.
 

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PolexiaAphrodisia said:
I've got a happy image in my head of Grandma beating him over the head with a broom yelling "OUT! OUT!"
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You go, Gram Terryberry!

She turned Mikey in for welfare fraud and then kicked his ass out of her house -- any chance we can make Grams an honorary Kiwi?
 
Muscle Bra said:
You go, Gram Terryberry!

She turned Mikey in for welfare fraud and then kicked his ass out of her house -- any chance we can make Grams an honorary Kiwi?
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I'm actually thoroughly impressed by the old bird- she extracted him in the sneakiest way possible. Cut off his benefits so Julie couldn't move in with him then banned him from the house. He can hardly afford to take her out now he's $200 down a month and having to pay back two months of fraudulent payments. Wonder how long he'll stick around now he can't use her for extra cash and ravish her in the Grot Pit of Doom?
 
It's scary how this girl can go from "OMG WORST DAY EVER" to "haha! Walking in the park with my bae" in like, seconds. I want to say poor grandma but she's letting these assholes back in her house time and time again.
 
I like that a screaming match where the police are almost called is a mini fight in Julies world.
 
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