Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Sorry if I'm derailing the thread, but I just want to say that, without knowing much about all the drama until recently, I disliked this faggot for no particular reason for years.

I am somewhat interested in the technical side of speedruns and general cheating scandals, and I would inevitably come across Karl every now and then, which was always a supreme displeasure. He gave me the ick, so to speak. It is extremely vindicating that he has turned out to be a coldhearted fucking asshole - and a deranged gooner (and a fucking pickup artist lole), which I didn't expect but it's a nice bonus. And I'm very glad this megalomaniacal sellout riceburner got his ass handed to him in such a spectacular way and ruined his career.

I also took the liberty of watching all his vids about the Bitchell case out of curiousity, and yeah, he very clearly intentionally misled his viewers. Not surprised so many people including Josh fell for his bullshit. I wouldn't be surprised if he got sued by his supporters. I can only imagine how pissed off they are now that it's turned out the lawsuit they donated to wasn't about fighting against an unlikeable vexatious litigant piece of shit, but about maliciously accusing someone genuinely innocent of causing someone's tragic death. I hope Karl gets fucked into oblivion.
 
Sorry if I'm derailing the thread, but I just want to say that, without knowing much about all the drama until recently, I disliked this faggot for no particular reason for years.

I am somewhat interested in the technical side of speedruns and general cheating scandals, and I would inevitably come across Karl every now and then, which was always a supreme displeasure. He gave me the ick, so to speak. It is extremely vindicating that he has turned out to be a coldhearted fucking asshole - and a deranged gooner (and a fucking pickup artist lole), which I didn't expect but it's a nice bonus. And I'm very glad this megalomaniacal sellout riceburner got his ass handed to him in such a spectacular way and ruined his career.

I also took the liberty of watching all his vids about the Bitchell case out of curiousity, and yeah, he very clearly intentionally misled his viewers. Not surprised so many people including Josh fell for his bullshit. I wouldn't be surprised if he got sued by his supporters. I can only imagine how pissed off they are now that it's turned out the lawsuit they donated to wasn't about fighting against an unlikeable vexatious litigant piece of shit, but about maliciously accusing someone genuinely innocent of causing someone's tragic death. I hope Karl gets fucked into oblivion.
I started out as the opposite, I used to be a fan of the guy but after this debacle I can't say I am. I used to watch his videos as background noise, and some of them still hold up, like his exposé on Wata games and the Completionist, but the way he handled the Bitchell situation was just scummy from beginning to end.

It's like a cascade of retardation. He tried to rally his audience by misleading them into thinking this was about vidya scores, he acted like a smug condescending prick every time he spoke of the lawsuit as if his victory was assured (how did that one work out? lol), and above all, he doubled down on blaming Mitchell for Apollo Legend's suicide after being told by Apollo's family that this wasn't the case, while at the same time being friends with two people who were named on the suicide note (DarkViper and EZScape).

It almost feels as if he's trying to accuse Mitchell of killing Apollo to divert the blame from his friends. And it opens up the question, if he lied about this, what else did he lie about?
 
t, but the way he handled the Bitchell situation was just scummy from beginning to end.
Yeah I've watched Karl's videos but the way he talked about Billy being evil incarnate was always extremely cringe. Like Billy is a jerk who desperately clings on to video game high scores of all things but he's not that fucking bad. Really in retrospect any interesting video that Karl did on Billy was using information from the Twin Galaxies lawsuit, so work that he didn't do himself. Which makes me wonder what the fuck he was actually doing all day when he claimed he was working on the lawsuit constantly so it was just easiest for him to make videos about that.
 
Yeah I've watched Karl's videos but the way he talked about Billy being evil incarnate was always extremely cringe.
They were interesting when he was just working through the history, but at some point I no longer cared for them because they got repetitive.
Covering Billy as a part of history of Arcade games, sure why not. Sperging non-stop about the guy, about the same topic every time? No thanks.
 
I have gotten an early copy of jobst's apology video which is due to go on youtube soon

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Incase you are retarded, no this isn't real (as based as it would be). Its using a ML voice for him.

Fucking hell I haven't laughed that hard in a while, it works so well because of his robotic monotone voice that most parts are almost indistinguishable from the real thing. Great work :story:
 
I can only imagine how pissed off they are now that it's turned out the lawsuit they donated to wasn't about fighting against an unlikeable vexatious litigant piece of shit, but about maliciously accusing someone genuinely innocent of causing someone's tragic death. I hope Karl gets fucked into oblivion.
I mean Billy is still a litigious asshole (he sued a cartoon for making fun of him, and did genuinely sue people for exposing him as a cheater), which is a type of person who it is hard to sympathize with, but that also goes to show how stupid it was for Karl to credibly defame him. If you are a MATI listener you know how Null has to tiptoe around a lot of stuff when it comes to discussing Russel Greer, and a similar approach would have greatly benefited Karl.

If you know someone is the type to sue at the drop of a hat, it’s really not a good idea to lie about them, and now he has to give this same litigious asshole thousands of his fans dollars because of his arrogance and stupidity (as well as go down in history as the first person to lose in court to Billy Mitchell). Bet his fans are really happy with that development.
 
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If you know someone is the type to sue at the drop of a hat, it’s really not a good idea to lie about them
I am not even upset that Karl was wrong about something he pretty much made up with his retard friends on their Discord server.
They must have been tossing around idea for weeks. Right on the day the news of the suicide was shared a random user on the discord pitched the idea that "Billy has blood on his hands", and the echo chamber must have done the rest.

Predisposition to hate Billy + false info from dubious sources + echo chamber to toss around the same idea without it being challenged.

Being wrong under those circumstances is completely logical and understandable. It still should not happen, but I can follow along the logical chain of retardation here that lead to the defamatory statement.

What pisses me off the most is that Karl knew it was wrong, was told it was wrong, had plenty of time to settle this and yet he not only did not retract it in a manner that ensure that I, the viewer, saw that retraction (like pinning an exclusive video with the retraction as his Channel video on youtube, as a pinned post on Twitter etc.) he also did not apologize for the statement. He still has not apologized. He doubled down again, in court, claiming that his belief was unchanged, despite a lack of credible evidence.

Making a mistake is human.
Taking a week to acknowledge that you fucked up and jump over your own shadow to apologize I could also understand.

But about 40 months after making the false claim, sitting in court and telling a judge that despite your inability to prove your defamatory claim you still believe it to be correct, so that said judge can slap your dumb ass with a judgement of over 230000 $US (~380k $AU), that must be some kind of record breaking brain damage.
 
He's now coping over the entire Internet laughing at the albino sperg's pickup artist dating tactics of, 'approach, give compliment, get the fuck out of there' on his discord with his discord trannies saying that females they apparently know in their real life wouldn't have been weirded out by it.

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"Some women liked it"

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He's now coping over the entire Internet laughing at the albino sperg's pickup artist dating tactics of, 'approach, give compliment, get the fuck out of there' on his discord with his discord trannies saying that females they apparently know in their real life wouldn't have been weirded out by it.

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"Some women liked it"

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Did Karl just copy that tactic from that one episode of Drake & Josh where Josh tries picking up a lot of girls by just complimenting their shoes or some shit and walking away?
 
It is actually more retarded to think that anyone would believe this to be real, and feel the need to put a disclaimer on it. That's like if a comedian feels the need to explain his own jokes, directly after the punchlines.
yeah well :null: is really anal about marking use of ML/AI so yeah.
 
I hate that this mf basically took over where RWhiteGoose was when he got cancelled for the Jewish question stuff. I always hated Karl, Goose put him on and got him started and then Karl bailed on his ass when the wolves came.
The fact that Karl was simultaneously whining about being cancelled, while also bragging about how he gets to preside over Goose's cancellation like some kind of cucked Inquisitor, is pretty wild.

"They are trying to throw me under the bus over Goose! But that's not fair; I already threw Goose under the bus!"

I don't really follow AGDQ drama much; were these the comments that lead to Goose losing his personhood?

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If so, I can see why Karl "Add me on Pornhub" saw fit to distance himself.
 
So this is going to be a slightly longer post than I thought since Carl Wheezer wouldn't shut his trap throughout 2002, and it looks like we're off to a good start:
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Mentions of ParagonX9 (is that who I think it is?), Perfect Dark speedrunner who Yobst made a little known video on:
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You will be seeing the Q*bert-esque grawlix a lot from these, I don't know if the forum has filters for the very bad words that aren't faggot and retard or if this is his own doing. I think it is fitting either way since he ragequits a lot and breaks his precious controllers because of it:
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Young Karl's takes on alcohol with his experience on (underage) drinking:
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Defending Linkin Park:
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Self-explanatory:
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there is a lot of ego around here
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With attempts at backing down:
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So which is it?
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"God damn I'm tired of being right"
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Again, he did say argueing over grammar was pointless to flame war over. Ymunkoke how imature he was, child:
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Shut it Yobst.
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Imature spamer:
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Karl had a grudge against newfags:
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Cocky Carl.
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Could you imagine?

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Guitar talk:
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Simpsons trivia:
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Must've been Opposite Day for Kocky Karl:
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Mop it up janny:
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