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Luckily someone archived it.

Thanks to whoever it was.
Thank the Kiwi god, that way I got to enjoy this banger reply.

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I played Raid out of morbid curiosity a few years ago and the only thing I remember is a massive pop up ad at the home area recreating early 2010s memes with the characters, advertising gem packs for £80-100.
I played it for about 6 months, entirely f2p, just to see why people are so obsessed with it. You hit a super hard wall (as expected) and the arena basically turns into every enemy team using the strongest characters (all given out for free during promotions that you weren't there for and have basically zero chance of obtaining now) that they've buffed up with real money.
Maybe if the game had actual turn-based JRPG style mechanics it might be good but the whole, "you have x amount of attacks and they're on a hard cool down," essentially eliminates all strategy. Forcing you to pull the strong characters to stand a chance is typical but also ruins any fun you might have once you start the higher difficulty content.

It's no coincidence that every Raid ad is full of that one witch looking chick and half of them say their favorite character is some waifu or one of the starting characters.

EDIT: Almost forgot. One of the dailies is literally to play the game for 2 hours, if I remember correctly. Like, app open, actively running. Super manipulative of FOMO players.
 
I played it for about 6 months, entirely f2p, just to see why people are so obsessed with it. You hit a super hard wall (as expected) and the arena basically turns into every enemy team using the strongest characters (all given out for free during promotions that you weren't there for and have basically zero chance of obtaining now) that they've buffed up with real money.
Maybe if the game had actual turn-based JRPG style mechanics it might be good but the whole, "you have x amount of attacks and they're on a hard cool down," essentially eliminates all strategy. Forcing you to pull the strong characters to stand a chance is typical but also ruins any fun you might have once you start the higher difficulty content.

It's no coincidence that every Raid ad is full of that one witch looking chick and half of them say their favorite character is some waifu or one of the starting characters.

EDIT: Almost forgot. One of the dailies is literally to play the game for 2 hours, if I remember correctly. Like, app open, actively running. Super manipulative of FOMO players.
Arena is the most pay to win thing in Raid, but if you have quests for it, just find the people who put a single level one champion as their defense to all people to quest farm them. For the most part you can skip the whole arena and play the PVE as a turn based game.
 
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COOK THE RICE, PAY THE PRICE.

This is the fate of all race-mixing fag white incels that think they can escape their inceldom fail life by marrying and having kids with a flat faced gook. Massive dub from Billy. also, so funny that Karl is a little prison snitch crying to the bankruptcy officer about bullying.
 
This is the best spread for the Julays in years. The past 2 years haven't been a contest for LOTY with how bad Rackets fucked his life up, but this year is looking tasty.

Karl Jobst is looking like a decent contender, but I think the competition is too strong for him.

For my money its:
1. iDubbbz (an absolute disaster of a year, one more major blowout will likely secure the win, but still leading in my books)
2. Karl Jobst (from smug but well respected to smug and universally mocked)
3. Pirate Software (from smug but generally respected to smug and universally reviled)
4. Johnny Somali (fucked around, found out.)
5. Rekieta (hasn't sunk much further but is still staining the bowl)

Bring on the voting, this years been a big one already.
 
This is the best spread for the Julays in years. The past 2 years haven't been a contest for LOTY with how bad Rackets fucked his life up, but this year is looking tasty.

Karl Jobst is looking like a decent contender, but I think the competition is too strong for him.

For my money its:
1. iDubbbz (an absolute disaster of a year, one more major blowout will likely secure the win, but still leading in my books)
2. Karl Jobst (from smug but well respected to smug and universally mocked)
3. Pirate Software (from smug but generally respected to smug and universally reviled)
4. Johnny Somali (fucked around, found out.)
5. Rekieta (hasn't sunk much further but is still staining the bowl)

Bring on the voting, this years been a big one already.
Karl Jobst talked mad shit for 4 years after baiting Billy into suing him and got btfo with a life ruining judgment. No alog will ever be raped as hard as King Billy raped him. Additionally we got to watch the judge excoriate him for 45 minutes in the most condescending/snide manner full of kino allegories about air strikes and dragons. Nothing this year has been more funny. Generational L. I honestly can’t think of one that tops it.
 
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This is the best spread for the Julays in years. The past 2 years haven't been a contest for LOTY with how bad Rackets fucked his life up, but this year is looking tasty.

Karl Jobst is looking like a decent contender, but I think the competition is too strong for him.

For my money its:
1. iDubbbz (an absolute disaster of a year, one more major blowout will likely secure the win, but still leading in my books)
2. Karl Jobst (from smug but well respected to smug and universally mocked)
3. Pirate Software (from smug but generally respected to smug and universally reviled)
4. Johnny Somali (fucked around, found out.)
5. Rekieta (hasn't sunk much further but is still staining the bowl)

Bring on the voting, this years been a big one already.
It's only July, but consider the impact and the steady milk each once produces. A strong finish towards the end of the year can carry.

Pirate Software at this point in the year is pushing for 1st. He's everything everyone hates and is a furry. He doubles down more than BossmanJack. Anisa and her husband are a decently close second, but could very easily fall off.
Rekieta and BossmanJack are in the running, depending on how they finish. Boss has been strong lately with his crack use (maybe meth now???) and getting felted more than ever. A jail arc for Rekieta would break the site. Everyone loves jail arcs. Rekeita isn't "supposed" to be eligible from what I've heard, but so many retards on this site gobble up his cum.
Karl Jobst and Johnny Somali aren't even on the fucking radar honestly. Karl was a (funny) blip and seeing Billy twitter dunk (read: billy's son is the operator) on Karl has been entertaining, but not worthy of any real attention long term.
Somali? A nigger in a prison where he belongs? In a country that doesn't tolerate nigger behavior? Not funny, just expected.

Disclaimer: I love BMJ and Fatrick Tomlinson.

Edit: Rick is never gonna win is he? :(
 
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It's only July, but consider the impact and the steady milk each once produces. A strong finish towards the end of the year can carry.
Honestly, 2025 is the year of talk shit get hit.

Its the uniting thread of Jobst/Billy, Pirate Software/SKG, Rekieta/Montagraph, Johnny Somali/Korea, the Hasan orbiter crew/H3.

There's a right way to do things and a wrong way, and a lot of people are learning that there's a really wrong way to do things.
 
Arena is the most pay to win thing in Raid, but if you have quests for it, just find the people who put a single level one champion as their defense to all people to quest farm them. For the most part you can skip the whole arena and play the PVE as a turn based game.
I mean, yeah, but when I was testing it out I wanted to play it the way you were intended to. By the tail end of it I was in a solo guild and had started doing what you suggest.
The game isn't really good enough as a purely PvE game, though.

Anyway, something on topic, uhhh...

I'm going with Karl as my vote. iDubbbz has been on a decline for literal years and doesn't deserve recognition for it in 2025. Karl, however, lied through his teeth and got exposed in the most fantastic of ways which has lead to a generally-accepted-villain being a local hero for continuing to mock him.
 
My vote would go to Karl too. I used to be a fan of him and I can't stand to watch any of his videos now. I did a full 180 on him. Anyone who can fuck up so bad and have such a mask off moment that he can convert his fans into trolls is definitely an absolute legend of a lolcow.

Honorable mentions to Nick thought, he really did fuck it all up spectacularly but the fact one of his kid may have done coke because of him just... is so gross I don't want to celebrate him. I just want him to be locked away for good.
 
Billy Mitchell is the fuckin man. The fuckin King of Kong and Karl. Does YO-o=b-ssst really think he's gonna weasel his way out of this an come out unscathed? Don't know why I'm surprised that a man; who's crowning achievement in life, his magnum opus, is shaving off a second for the world record for fastest completion of a single level, on a game fucking 2 years the elder than the original HLmod CS; would think he can outwit the financial and judicial institutions in his country.

You absolute legumehead
 
This is the best spread for the Julays in years. The past 2 years haven't been a contest for LOTY with how bad Rackets fucked his life up, but this year is looking tasty.

Karl Jobst is looking like a decent contender, but I think the competition is too strong for him.

For my money its:
1. iDubbbz (an absolute disaster of a year, one more major blowout will likely secure the win, but still leading in my books)
2. Karl Jobst (from smug but well respected to smug and universally mocked)
3. Pirate Software (from smug but generally respected to smug and universally reviled)
4. Johnny Somali (fucked around, found out.)
5. Rekieta (hasn't sunk much further but is still staining the bowl)

Bring on the voting, this years been a big one already.
Jobst's downfall was all at once whereas Pirate's has been a series of missteps. Being able to savor Mald's downfall gives him an advantage in the lolcow olympics. (Idubbz and Rekieta had their major moments last year and prior, if I recall correctly, so I wouldn't choose them for 2025, and Johnny Somali is rather one note in that he was never liked/respected by anyone).

Also, I haven't seen this Xeet discussed
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It seems Billy has all the lolcows in his sight
 
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