Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Assuming it's the same lawyer that took on the billy mitchell case. why wouldn't he milk this potential cash cow for even more?
Has anyone here ever had to deal with lawyers? They are scum. They waste your time with pointless shit to pad their worked hours.

its better to take a winning case than an obvious losing case because they can ask for a percentage of the award in addition to whatever retainer and hourly fees they charge. its also possible that karl is already broke so cant afford another legal defense. and i presume even lawyers keep a resume and wins would look much better on one than losses

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Lol what a retard.. didn't even know some if this stuff and still thought him a retard.

Great thread OP. Overdue!

 

[Zacharin X]

What are the odds that the reason Karl took this video down wasn't because people wanted him to release a video about Billy first, but because Karl's poor lawyer took one look at the video and had a heart attack?

The video was probably uploaded days before the verdict and scheduled to go public after it, because Karl was 100% sure he's winning the case and thought there's nothing in this new video that he couldn't battle off in court. Once he lost to Billy, he probably shat himself and realized that he's not invincible as he thought to be and deleted the video. Imagine if the owner of the battery company ends up suing him for defamation, having the Billy Mitchell case to back his own claim... Karl proved yet again that he's a fucking idiot!

Edit: If he doesn't re-upload this video after his Billy Mitchell response, then it will be clear what his original intentions were and that he's scarred like a bitch now.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

It would be really funny if his mail order chink bride left him for Billy Mitchell.

Sorry Karl, but the giant beardo face retard gets the girl.

 

[Mario Piss]

-edit- if this is "Late", then where is the video? I did a thread search, and nothing comes up. Aside from some discussions about the missing video in the Jobst Lawsuit thread when it first dropped/got deleted, I don't see it archived, or its contents detailed anywhere.

It's been posted here before, either here or in the Lawsuit thread from LLC. You just didn't look hard enough or go back to previous pages.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

-edit- if this is "Late", then where is the video? I did a thread search, and nothing comes up. Aside from some discussions about the missing video in the Jobst Lawsuit thread when it first dropped/got deleted, I don't see it archived, or its contents detailed anywhere.

Here and Here

Easy enough to find, just search for DCS or "deleted video".

Hard to miss if you read the thread because it was discussed.

 

[Retink Retunk]

"And the judge accepted everything he said as fact"

What did Billy lie about? The fact that Karl slandered him or some Donkey Kong bullshit?

bought a private coaching session.

I imagine if someone did he'd just bait and switch by telling them chicks love speed runners and then proceed to run Golden Eye Dam with them over and over as a way to "build cred".

 

[Solid Snek]

Here and Here

Easy enough to find, just search for DCS or "deleted video".

Hard to miss if you read the thread because it was discussed.

Thanks; I was looking for keywords like "battery", locations like Coomera, and the participants names.

Adding the archived video to the OP might help, since it's fairly important for understanding Karl's frame of mind (accusing yet another man of numerous crimes, including attempted manslaughter, immediately after losing a lawsuit over the same thing)

 

[KittiestKitty]

Here is the AI Karl audiobook version

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AI Karl sounds exactly like the IRL Karl. Goes to show you how fucking monotone he talks.

 

[demicolon]

It would be really funny if his mail order chink bride left him for Billy Mitchell.

Billy Mitchell, the Wang of Kong. Rolls right off the tongue in more ways than one, Karl.

 

[BicketyBuckBumble]

Interesting tidbit from the Approach Her Now book but Karl was dating his now wife while doing his pick up artist shenanigans.



Karl mentioned playing Minecraft with her in 2014-2015, meaning that the “amazing relationship” he mentioned in the book was likely with her.


I also say dating and not married because he wedding was likely in 2017 based on this.

 

[Sneed Lurker]

I have a copy of the "Approach Her Now" book which I saved many years ago. I always found it strange that an eliter (Karl) made it, so I downloaded it in the case that it became relevant in the future.

Goose did nothing wrong,
Shout out Ryan Lockwood,
Big ups Marc Rutzou

Name: Approach Her Now - Karl Jobst.pdf
Size: 934837 bytes : 912 KiB
SHA256: 185db87b9bfa2ee1b7926a90330e59f9482af15da53f3470f73d3e027ab3cc1c

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

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lol, lmao even

"I did nothing and got no results!"

Certifiable retard

 

[William_Sterog]

Allegedly, Karl lied about getting sued multiple times to make money from his GoFundMe. The only lawsuit that ever existed against him was for what he said about Apollo Legend and Mitchell has always said the truth regarding this situation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXHxzN4nVVg&ab_channel=LUS

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Mitchell has always said the truth regarding this situation.

oh sure, no iteration of this lawsuit that he won was about cheating. the two previous ones which he dropped were.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

There's been a few new updates in Karl's discord hugbox, for those of you anxiously awaiting his riveting video you may need to wait a little longer, he's currently getting it checked via ChatGbt Lawyers before uploading it.

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For those still wondering, yes he is still seething over the Judge.

"And the judge accepted everything he said as fact"

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The appeal is still hilariously on the table, we'll just have to wait and see if his ai chat bot gives him the green light or not.

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Also guys, he will 100% address everything.... later on in the next few years/decades and you won't believe what he will have to say about it.

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Vid delayed till Tuesday and still coping over the AI chat bot, never change Yobst

He's not going to apologize and he's going to double down! Holy shit I'm excited for this video and the cope.

What's interesting is that this video is basically a drunken, half-hour "COME SUE ME BRO" fired at an electric battery company that, by Karl's own telling, is infamous for suing anyone and anything over internet criticism. The owner of the company, one Paul T, has (allegedly) sued multiple parties in recent years, including product review websites, and yes, random Youtubers.

This is not some foreign company outside of Australian court jurisdiction, either; the company is headquartered in Australia, in Karl's own hometown (Coomera, Queensland; I'M DYING LMFAO). According to Karl, Paul lives only a short drive away from Karl's house, running the battery company out of a shed. I'm not sure if Karl knows Paul personally (Karl seems to imply that they have never met), but this is a local boy Karl is picking a fight with.

Over the course of the video, Karl makes a number of increasingly wild claims, including:

• that Paul is an insane conman and a danger to society,
• that Paul illegally stole his company's trademarked logo, from Americans.
• that Paul criminally and fraudulently altered his company's warranty policies to avoid paying warranties on products he knew to be defective, then manipulated Archive.Org to cover up his crime.
• that Paul has committed criminal perjury by repeatedly lying in court.
• (I'm not making this up, Karl really says this) that Paul was directly responsible for the (near) death of a poor little kid.

In an eerie repeat of his "AI said I'd win the Mitchell case" Discord statements, Karl backs up the "Paul almost killed a kid" claim by asking AI to confirm it. (24:45) Which is doubly funny, as earlier in the video, Karl essentially accuses Paul of criminal negligence for using ChatGPT while responding to a customer's email. But I guess "hey ChatGPT, did this guy kill a child?" is perfectly ok...?

Kinda nuts that, immediately after losing a highprofile lawsuit because he accused a serial litigator of killing somebody, Karl would upload a video where he accuses one of his neighbours, a serial litigator, of trying to kill somebody.


What are the odds that the reason Karl took this video down wasn't because people wanted him to release a video about Billy first, but because Karl's poor lawyer took one look at the video and had a heart attack?

Thank you for bringing up this video again. I saw it uploaded way back when in these threads but I couldn't stream nor watch it due to some shit at work. I also came to the same conclusion that Karl brought the video down because he finally got his head out of his ass and listened to his lawyers but this video and the Mitchell lawsuit outcome now makes me wonder about other shit Karl has called out. Lots of people have brought up the Completionist but I'm wondering about shit like the whole unsealed retro video game market and bidding procedures.

Now I'm not going to suck the dick of assholes inflating the prices of unsealed retro video games but Karl does make some REALLY big claims like having Comic Book Investments in the video claim market manipulation, Heritage auction being really shady, grading company's being shady etc.
Now this whole market of grading unsealed shit and auctioning it off for a shit ton of money has infested all sorts of hobbies like even VHS tapes and I personally think there's some shady shit however I'm wondering if companies like Heritage or the grading companies will come at Karl now especially for shit like claiming market manipulation or collusion between grading companies and auctioneers? I know the video game collectors called Karl a fraud and didn't take legal actions (I think?) but now I'm wondering if the door for legal action will open up now?

 

[William_Sterog]

One underrated aspect of the ruin of Karl is that he will never be able to single out anyone ever again. He no longer has the resources to go to court, so he will need to settle with any person who threats to sue them, thus accepting to eliminate the videos and forgoing any benefits from them.

oh sure, no iteration of this lawsuit that he won was about cheating. the two previous ones which he dropped were.

Apparently, they were just the equivalent of a cease and desist. Which are not lawsuits. If you watch the video, you will hear the arguments for why what you are saying is hard to believe at the moment. Do you have any proof?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Allegedly, Karl lied about getting sued multiple times to make money from his GoFundMe. The only lawsuit that ever existed against him was for what he said about Apollo Legend and Mitchell has always said the truth regarding this situation.

He received a total of 3 Concern Notices from Billy, threatening him with a lawsuit. Billy's lawyers amended the claim, likely to drop the other defamatory imputations from it. Weird claim to make when its clear from the videos in which he actually showed the first two Concern Notices.

oh sure, no iteration of this lawsuit that he won was about cheating. the two previous ones which he dropped were.

There was only ever one filed against him according to the Australian court records. The claim was amended, likely dropping the other defamatory imputations and only leaving the Apollo Legend ones.

[EDIT] Added pictures of the docket. I am not willing to fork out the money to make the court filings public. I am not THAT invested in the case.

 

[William_Sterog]

He received a total of 3 Concern Notices from Billy, threatening him with a lawsuit. Billy's lawyers amended the claim, likely to drop the other defamatory imputations from it. Weird claim to make when its clear from the videos in which she actually showed the first two Concern Notices.



There was only ever one filed against him according to the Australian court records. The claim was amended, likely dropping the other defamatory imputations and only leaving the Apollo Legend ones.

https://x.com/karljobstgaming/status/1906936348189290503

According to the video I posted, they won't let you send multiple lawsuit to the same individual and would make you group all the allegations into one. So he his lying and he profited from his lie.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

There was only ever one filed against him according to the Australian court records. The claim was amended, likely dropping the other defamatory imputations and only leaving the Apollo Legend ones.

alright so billy did lie. no surprise there.

Apparently, they were just the equivalent of a cease and desist. Which are not lawsuits. If you watch the video, you will hear the arguments for why what you are saying is hard to believe at the moment. Do you have any proof?

pardon my being wary of people itt who are overly eager to suck billys cock. karl is a lying grifter but so is billy, a proven cheater who compulsively lies about his proven cheating and threatens legal action to silence people discussing his proven cheating.
just because karl has just received his well deserved bitch slap doesnt mean billy no longer deserves one as well.