Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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I hope he has a life insurance so his son has a cushy life after Karl finally jumps.
He'd still be fucked by the legal fees.
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Yeah millions saw it bro, because everyone sticks around at the end of a video.

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Then your lawyers are retarded

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>make it slight less inflammatory

I think he is scared of losing another lawsuit KEK
It's nearly midnight in Queensland and this retard is in his gooncord sulking about how he didnt 'technically' lie.
 
Is it too early to smell a LOTY from Karl? That would be a achievement, a bad one, but a achievement nonetheless and he's addicted to them.
Too early to think of that. We need to see how badly he is going to screw things up with his upcoming response and possible future lawsuits, for now he hasn't done anything LOTY worthy yet, at least not in comparison of other people like Rackets or DSP.
 
It's nearly midnight in Queensland and this retard is in his gooncord sulking about how he didnt 'technically' lie.
This is the funniest thing about youtubers being involved in legal matters.
"Technically correct is the best kind of correct," is a meme for a very good reason and a good judge doesn't care about your technicalities and moral posturing. Prove he directly caused that suicide or shut up.
 
Star witness label is automatically assigned to the most internet famous person in the room.
Karl really is a retard isn't he? He thought that some dude on Youtube was the best person to have as a star witness in a case. Meanwhile, he also thought Billy lying really mattered to the case when its what he said about him causing Apollo's death.
 
Karl really is a retard isn't he? He thought that some dude on Youtube was the best person to have as a star witness in a case. Meanwhile, he also thought Billy lying really mattered to the case when its what he said about him causing Apollo's death.
I not only completely fail to understand what insight penguinz0 would have on any of this, I am also quite entertained at the thought of him being on the stand and doing his typical milquetoast fence-sitting bullshit in a deep voice while the judge loses his shit.

I take it he must've just provided remote testimony which I am going to guess was some quadruple hearsay bullshit "yes your honor, I watched the aforementioned YouTube video and TikTok reels and some guy wrote in the comments that Billy is guilty as charged!"

Does anyone know how penguinz0 got roped into this to begin with?
 
Jobst's weird parasocial relationship with Mitchell needs to be studied. He wanted to go full Sam Smith and ruin the lives of Mitchell and his family over Donkey Kong high score drama. Someone get ahold of Anthony LoGatto and see if they're related.

Archiving that thing @Medic posted:
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Its like seeing Hitler's generals bullshitting him that the war isnt lost and in return Hitler bullshits them that he has a hyper secret tactic that will turn the table around so hard that they will be the ones winning now.
 
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Then your lawyers are retarded

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>make it slight less inflammatory

I think he is scared of losing another lawsuit KEK

Why is everyone unable to read the verdict?

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He has been found guilty of deliberately hiding his retraction beyond reasonable doubt.

I not only completely fail to understand what insight penguinz0 would have on any of this, I am also quite entertained at the thought of him being on the stand and doing his typical milquetoast fence-sitting bullshit in a deep voice while the judge loses his shit.

I take it he must've just provided remote testimony which I am going to guess was some quadruple hearsay bullshit "yes your honor, I watched the aforementioned YouTube video and TikTok reels and some guy wrote in the comments that Billy is guilty as charged!"

Does anyone know how penguinz0 got roped into this to begin with?

If you read the verdict, you will see what the judge had to say about Charles White (he was a worthless witness).
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I not only completely fail to understand what insight penguinz0 would have on any of this, I am also quite entertained at the thought of him being on the stand and doing his typical milquetoast fence-sitting bullshit in a deep voice while the judge loses his shit.

I take it he must've just provided remote testimony which I am going to guess was some quadruple hearsay bullshit "yes your honor, I watched the aforementioned YouTube video and TikTok reels and some guy wrote in the comments that Billy is guilty as charged!"

Does anyone know how penguinz0 got roped into this to begin with?
There's a clip some pages back (found it) where he's talking about the verdict (He hears the judge talk about Karl saying Billy lead to Apollo Legend killing himself and goes "wait, was that the crux of the whole case?" :lit:). He said when he was called as a witness it was about his reputation and he was just there to address what Billy Mitchell's reputation was and talked about Billy already being a laughing stock for the cartoon network cases and being involved in so many cases for his reputation. I guess just trying to add some weight to the idea that his reputation was already so bad he couldn't be defamed more.
 
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There's a clip some pages back (found it) where he's talking about the verdict (He hears the judge talk about Karl saying Billy lead to Apollo Legend killing himself and goes "wait, was that the crux of the whole case?" :lit:). He said when he was called as a witness it was about his reputation and he was just there to address what Billy Mitchell's reputation was and talked about Billy already being a laughing stock for the cartoon network cases and being involved in so many cases for his reputation. I guess just trying to add some weight to the idea that his reputation was already so bad he couldn't be defamed more.
Is this even a thing? Like penguinz0 might know about his reputation broadly speaking on the internet but I don't think he's intimately familiar with the high score crowd.
I suppose penguinz0 wouldn't lie but how would the court even know based off the word of a single internet celebrity? Like the court would already presumably know about the other cases.

edit: I missed this post which basically explains the judge didn't buy penguinz0's perspective on things to begin with: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/karl-j...hreat-approachhernow-com.216558/post-21094795
 
Why is everyone unable to read the verdict?
Please learn to use the thumbnail function, posting full resolution pictures is frowned upon because they both work as flashbangs in dimly lit rooms when scrolling and are massive in size and garbage to view on a mobile device. Thank you

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Why is everyone unable to read the verdict?

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He has been found guilty of deliberately hiding his retraction beyond reasonable doubt.



If you read the verdict, you will see what the judge had to say about Charles White (he was a worthless witness).
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Critikal actually wasnt supposed to be a witness. Karl had initially wanted Jace Hall, the new owner of Twin Galaxies but he backed out last minute. I guess Karl just said fuck it and got Charlie as a meme witness.
Its hilarious that by introducing Critikal as a witness he actually provided ammo for Billy's team to use as evidence of reputational harm.
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One of the main points that the judge determined reputational damages by were comments on Karl's own videos. By introducing Critikal he allowed Billy's team to get comments from his videos reacting to Karl as well.
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By the way, some more interesting trivia.

Mitchell was considered "very intelligent" by the judge.

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Whereas, this is what the judge thinks about Jobst:

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Also, the verdict is clear in showing that Jobst lied about getting sued over calling Mitchell a cheater:

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The tweet in question was this famous one:

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