Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Radola Gajda]

Did some more searching for accounts under the "simthreat" name

One i'm certain are karl
Chaturbate (location is queensland) https://chaturbate.com/simthreat/ https://archive.ph/wip/mTyNw


Unsure
LastFM https://www.last.fm/user/simthreat https://archive.ph/wip/TNKOD
Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/simthreat https://archive.ph/wip/tyYgz
Fansly https://apiv2.fansly.com/api/v1/account?usernames=simthreat https://archive.ph/wip/jzy1C
GoG https://www.gog.com/u/simthreat https://archive.ph/wip/w8aaD
Imgur https://imgur.com/user/simthreat/posts https://archive.ph/wip/m8KVG
Stripchat https://stripchat.com/api/front/users/checkUsername?username=simthreat https://archive.ph/wip/fxoMt

How many pornsite accounts one faggot needs lol....
On side note does anyone know when he married?

 

[El Scorcho]

Just had a brief look through his discord and I honestly can't believe how much time he spends on it, so many retarded messages to go through. I'm honestly gob smacked anyone can possibly take him seriously with anything after seeing the kind of shit he's been posting.


"You retards just don't know much, once my epic response video drops everyone will be eviscerated by my superior intellect".



Yeah good luck with that.



Who the fuck does this melted albino think he is?



So much for that.



Couldn't even get quick a rub and tug from Asian wife on the night before to help with "muh anxiety", at least he had his discord trannies to glaze him through the night.



Why the fuck is this sperg prescribed with so much Valium? He ended up taking over 50mg on the night before, there were honestly too many posts of "just taking another one" to upload here, it just went on and on.




But don't worry guys if he wins the case he'll never need drugs ever again due to having basically "peaked in life"



Delusion looks good on you.

 

[ZipDisk]

I want to know what food Karl stole.

My school had fake fast-food brands. Subway and Pizza hut were not delivering daily.

JRAP, Fucking gross man. Read the fucking room. And if you're hoping for a Benoit, you need a fucking mental recalibration. Like there are cows I wish death upon, like Scalfani, but I have no ill will for Jobst's import bride and son. Get your fucking head right.

Seriously, anyone wishing for a Benoit is a fucked-up asshole.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

How many pornsite accounts one faggot needs lol....
On side note does anyone know when he married?

The gooner mantra:
"Never Enough Porn"

 

[Shuhalo]

I want to know what food Karl stole.

My school had fake fast-food brands.

Sounds like a bunch of people rushed the Tuckshop (Like a Cafeteria) and grabbed whatever they could, and Jobst went along with it because he was a teenager.

Holy fuck how many pornsites is this guy signed up for though? Married with a kid btw.

 

[just Reading a post]

I want to know what food Karl stole.

My school had fake fast-food brands. Subway and Pizza hut were not delivering daily.

JRAP, Fucking gross man. Read the fucking room. And if you're hoping for a Benoit, you need a fucking mental recalibration. Like there are cows I wish death upon, like Scalfani, but I have no ill will for Jobst's import bride and son. Get your fucking head right.

Seriously, anyone wishing for a Benoit is a fucked-up asshole.

I did not wish, i said i expect. Going by his Discord posts and how i have seen a lot of his people talking in that discord. Please read my post again.
It was an observation and commentary on the increasing as what i would describe as cult like adherence to Karl and his sperg crusade against Billy.

 

[El Scorcho]

How many pornsite accounts one faggot needs lol....

Fuck knows, it's a wonder why his wife hasn't left him already.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

I heard that RWhiteGoose is a white supremacist. Something something that's why his username has "white" in it. Does Goose have a thread?

thats because his name is ryan white

 

[i440BX]

Fuck knows, it's a wonder why his wife hasn't left him already.

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I think at this point we all here have no reason to not be able to get a partner if Karl has one despite being a totally awful husband.

 

[William_Sterog]

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[The Noise]

The first time I learned about Jobst's pickup artist/approachhernow.com shtick was on the MATI episode from last week. During the stream Null played one of the video clips from the site--one that was meant to advertise his pickup artist skills!--and in the video he goes up to a fat chick, says hi to her, and then immediately runs away once she starts obviously taking an interest in him. Like actually running with the gayest gait imaginable.

Like, really? That's the impression you want to give your customers? It was so cringeworthy that it's the only MATI segment I've ever skipped through out of secondhand embarrassment.

I used to watch Jobst's content and I found his deep dives into Goldeneye/Perfect Dark speedrun strats fascinating. I dropped out when his channel became yet another drama shitting street and I'm a little sad to see that in reality he's a petulant egoist and coomer retard. Willing to bet he's learned literally nothing even after getting raped by court costs.

Fuck knows, it's a wonder why his wife hasn't left him already.

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In my experience porn-addicted faggot husbands will gaslight their wives into thinking that their addiction isn't a big deal and let it build overtime until she walks in on him watching teen rape porn or something. Doesn't he have kids?

If 4tb of porn and losing ~$750,000 in a lawsuit isn't grounds for divorce in his wife's eyes then it is safe to say she is a ride or die nigga, for better or worse.

 

[Rango Dango]

The shadow play of Karl Jobst: Defamation, deception, and the disturbing echoes of tragedy

thank you chatgpt
edit: oh its a translation, i thought it was generated with chatgpt bc its such a big wall of text + join date, if the wall is real, then sorry, man

 

[Tread Miller]

it's moreso the language used, it's somewhat "flowery", written more like a book/story than a normal KiwiFarms jokey-style information dump.

I'm a very, very baroque writer in my own language.

I see why DeepL made the text so "flowery," then, To be honest when I was skimming through the text at first, I thought it was a repost of an article written after the court case, and didn't realize it was a real (with AI-aided translation) post until I started to really read it.

 

[femoralcanal]

I was about to say we all said cringe shit on forums in the 90s/00s but I looked at the date and he wrote this in 2017 when he was 31 years old.

Well, we're on KF calling each other faggot nigger as a sign of friendship, so I can't blame the guy for that

Goose, the PUA stuff,

May I ask what these things are?

 

[femoralcanal]

It is. There's a few factors that contribute, but its basically a depleted Ozone layer, being near the Equator means sunlight year round, large amount of the population being Euro and a very outdoors lifestyle means Australia has a ridic amount of skin cancer, which can lead to other forms of cancer.

On topic, this has been one of the more incredible falls from grace I've ever seen. Jobst really fucked it up to an amazing degree.

Just wanna add the little known fact skin cancer is by far the most common type of cancer, even outside of Australia. But since by their own nature they are external (visible and easily caught right at the beginning), usually there are not many issues as long as you get it removed early.

(Sorry for double posting)

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

May I ask what these things are?

goose/rwhitegoose is a persona non grata in speedrunning, he was a mildly /pol/ adjacent goldeneye speedrunner who falls into a similar niche as karl with his content but he said some edgy shit about jews and racemixing in a discord which caused everyone in the speedrunning/gdq sphere to label him a super turbo nazi and cancel him. since he plays the same games as karl they were e-friends for a bit in the past which has landed karl in hot water with the trannies because he associates with literal hitler. goose is most well known for his funny semi-self-aware rant about how speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with

also my favorite speedrunning clip ever, yes i WILL repost it in a new thread for the third time now

notably apollo legend also defended goose in the past which is part of the reason he got dogpiled on by the trannies so hard ("nazi apologist")

the "pua stuff" refers to karls shitty pickup artist video shilling his website and overpriced scam course

 

[BicketyBuckBumble]

Kino thread by karl

I want to note that at this point karl is 15 years old

https://forums.the-elite.net/index.php?topic=7929.msg78623 [A]

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FUCK YOU DAD I NEED TO SPEEDRUN YOU FUCKING CUNT

I find it really funny that Karl described his bad relationship with his dad (to where he gave his son his wife’s last name out of spite) only for it to turn out that it was because his stepdad wouldn’t let him play Nintendo or use the internet 24/7 and wanted him to be physically active.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

the cock isn't going to suck itself

Said Billy to Karl after he won.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I find it really funny that Karl described his bad relationship with his dad (to where he gave his son his wife’s last name out of spite) only for it to turn out that it was because his stepdad wouldn’t let him play Nintendo or use the internet 24/7 and wanted him to be physically active.

I found another nugget in the Discord Archive.

[08/05/2023 22:49] karljobst
I don't talk to my mum

[08/05/2023 22:49] karljobst
and I didn't speak to my dad for the 10 years before he died

[08/05/2023 22:49] karljobst
which was only last year

[08/05/2023 22:50] karljobst
I have no family support

[08/05/2023 22:50] karljobst
just me and my wife

[08/05/2023 22:50] karljobst
her family is great though

[08/05/2023 22:50] karljobst
but I'm gonna talk to her family about my shit

Karl has not just broken up all contact with his father, who is now dead, he has no contact with his mother either or anyone of his family.
The red flags are the size of Jupiter at this point.

 

[nana-]

Community discords always divulge into such intense and parasocial faggotry. I can't decide which side is objectively more embarrassing in this screenshot; the tranny telling some retarded neet to coerce his wife into sex because one of "his discord users" told him to, or the neet in question putting all this deeply personal shit out there like he's talking in a 3-person group chat. Disturbing.