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stacks__ said:
The only good thing about his coverage is that he attended in person and autistically recorded the proceedings in detail, just gottaa ignore his tranny coping.
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The judge ordered him to do so since he knows what a lying douchebag Karl is.
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stacks__ said:
The only good thing about his coverage is that he attended in person and autistically recorded the proceedings in detail, just gottaa ignore his tranny coping.

The worthwhile parts were Karl's witness testimony, where he cried, and possibly the closing statements. Billy and his sons testimony are kinda interesting just to get their timeline of the lawsuit. The rest is just Karl relitigating the cheating for his own shitty defense.

ersatz_catz also played a role by initially "confirming" to Karl that Apollo had to pay Billy so he's somewhat responsible in a sense.
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Bay Kemal said:
The judge ordered him to do so since he knows what a lying douchebag Karl is.
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30+GameOvers said:
I very much approve of this decision, we should have more lolcow trials televised for all to see.
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All you community feature tourist niggers need to learn to read.

1) The trial was not livestreamed
2) The judgement was livestreamed (by the court)
3) The Tranny ERsatz_Cats did not livestream during the trial either, he/she/it attended in person (in 2024, not during the judgement) and wrote an autistic blog post about each day that painted the proceedings very much in favor of Karl and pretended the judge would easily look through the bad faith lies spread by Billy and his son

Please stop making stupid shit up.

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Gobermental Supervisor said:
All you community feature tourist niggers need to learn to read.

1) The trial was not livestreamed
2) The judgement was livestreamed (by the court)
3) The Tranny ERsatz_Cats did not livestream during the trial either, he/she/it attended in person (in 2024, not during the judgement) and wrote an autistic blog post about each day that painted the proceedings very much in favor of Karl and pretended the judge would easily look through the bad faith lies spread by Billy and his son

Please stop making stupid shit up.

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Calm your tits down, where did I imply the whole thing was livestreamed? I merely said I want more of it done, not just just the final judgement.
 
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El Scorcho said:
We got peak Karl cope going on yet again in his discord right now, he's getting salty at his fellow glazers "telling him what to do" and about how he's 100% not a lolcow.

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"After everything is over I will be more transparent", lol what?

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"Nah I won't go full lolcow"

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It just never ends :story:
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Judging from his problems with his dad, his lawyers, the judge, and random people trying to give him advice, it seems he has a real problem with authority or being told what he's doing is destructive. He's going to ruin himself further trying to appeal this shit. But go ahead, listen to an AI rubberstamp whatever dumb decision you make, I guess.
 
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Corbax said:
He's going to ruin himself further trying to appeal this shit.
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If Billy has the money go keep going, yes please.

Karl would have to post the full judgement and possibly opposing lawyer cost of the original trial as security to appeal it.
So I really do not think there is a chance Karl can still afford that.
 
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Staffy said:
There's this really angry schizo who's probably fleeced out of their money or just plain hates out Karl from their latest community post (Archive) in his channel from more than a week ago.
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Glad someone else noticed him, he's pretty funny though.
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Some more from that post.
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There's something cute about people working themselves into an outrage fit over relatively trivial matters. I noticed it with The Completionist. 16 year olds on Reddit getting themselves worked up like the dude was deploying slave child soldiers in acts sectarian violence. In reality the whole thing is kinda ambiguous and arguably a matter of "creative" or incomplete accounting. Most people do not get sent to super rape prison over stuff like this.

Same thing goes for Karl Jobst. He said some shit he probably shouldn't have. Now there's a 14 year old out there feeling betrayed by his favorite vidya james man fleshtuber. Karl still doesn't have a child rape dungeon in his basement. Lmao, calm down.
 
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Bay Kemal said:
Make it 100% He is highscoring by mashing F5 for sure. This thread is already a goldmine for a regular Joe. He must be ecstatic over all those lols and rightfully so. Enjoy it gamer of the century you deserve it.
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Billy is basically an 80s style bully grown up who Fought his way to the top. An awfully lonely and squeaky clean top where one wrong move can shake his reputation. But The ultimate nerd comes along with this alogging, self absorbed Geek known as Karl "The Crywolf Jobber" Jobst and not only does Billy have open season on,but is justified by Karl's own actions. Year of the Gamer has commenced.
 
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How can he confidently say stupid shit like this even though he went to trial and Billy was proven to tell the truth. What exactly did Billy lie about Karl? Did you not claim he caused Apollo's suicide because that was proven. What about the damage to his reputation caused from speed trannies believing the Apollo suicide claim? Because those speed trannies comments and other shit were used to prove that.

I feel ashamed for taking the side of speed trannies before everything came out and I feel like a retarded faggot for ignoring Billy when he made a video where he said the lawsuit was about Apollo's suicide only for Karl respond going "Hurr durr, Billy insane, not what lawsuit about."
I will pour Billy's hotsauce into my eyes for the sin of taking the side of speed trannies originally.
 
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El Scorcho said:
We got peak Karl cope going on yet again in his discord right now, he's getting salty at his fellow glazers "telling him what to do" and about how he's 100% not a lolcow.

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"After everything is over I will be more transparent", lol what?

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"Nah I won't go full lolcow"

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It just never ends :story:
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This man is actually mentally stunted and has not developed past 13 years old right?
As soon as he gets any push back on what to do even from his fans he instantly defaults to the "Don't tell me what to do" attitude he dose not even try to be polite about it no he just goes for maximum passive aggressive "You can voice your opinion just don't give me orders" attitude the fact that this albino freak can have an ego this fragile at 40 years of age is amazing to behold
 
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El Scorcho said:
We got peak Karl cope going on yet again in his discord right now, he's getting salty at his fellow glazers "telling him what to do" and about how he's 100% not a lolcow.

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"After everything is over I will be more transparent", lol what?

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"Nah I won't go full lolcow"

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It just never ends :story:
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You missed this nugget of gold

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also karl is super buttmad about billy posting the AI comments he made. what a fucking king.

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