Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Why does Karl remind me of Mr. Stonks?
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How can he confidently say stupid shit like this even though he went to trial and Billy was proven to tell the truth. What exactly did Billy lie about Karl? Did you not claim he caused Apollo's suicide because that was proven. What about the damage to his reputation caused from speed trannies believing the Apollo suicide claim? Because those speed trannies comments and other shit were used to prove that.

I feel ashamed for taking the side of speed trannies before everything came out and I feel like a retarded faggot for ignoring Billy when he made a video where he said the lawsuit was about Apollo's suicide only for Karl respond going "Hurr durr, Billy insane, not what lawsuit about."
I will pour Billy's hotsauce into my eyes for the sin of taking the side of speed trannies originally.

I hate to admit that I was a fan of Karl's content, but I despised the vitriol he had against Mitchell so deeply that I stopped watching his channel and wished with all my heart that he somehow lost the lawsuit, even though I believed it was about cheating at Donkey Kong at the time.

I don't know why, but the harassment campaign he launched really rubbed me the wrong way and made me empathize with Billy.

Listening to the verdict and discovering his lies was orgasmic for me.

Long live the King of Kong.
 
He is so much not reading this thread that he is actively replying to the things we mock on here.
Just like Rekieta.
Don't make me hope for Karl going through an Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed moment. That livestream where Nick was high off of god knows what and he kept re reading the same super chat message clicking the same image link over and over made me laugh so hard I got hiccups. Don't set my expectations that high for Karl.
 
Don't make me hope for Karl going through an Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed moment. That livestream where Nick was high off of god knows what and he kept re reading the same super chat message clicking the same image link over and over made me laugh so hard I got hiccups. Don't set my expectations that high for Karl.
GoldenEyeSucksCopeAndSneed for 10$ says: 'You are appealing the verdict because you liked being violated by Billy so much'
 
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Hello Alex, I know you are reading this thread. karl has a message for you




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Considering how people are on YouTube about Karl Jobst and all the people playing mental gymnastics to excuse his behavior, do you think people would just not care and still be on about Mitchell or are people going to notice something’s off?
 
My favorite Karl cope is the whole "Billy lied... and the judge believed him!"

Well, which lie? He's being extremely tight-lipped about what exactly is the lie. My money is on the claim that Billy was materially harmed by the defamation.

"Yes, I repeatedly published the lie that Billy caused Apollo's death, and yes, me publishing that lie demonstrably convinced people of the defamatory claims, but HE'S lying that my defamation ACTUALLY harmed him! Therefore, I should be allowed to lie and defame him without ever retracting the defamatory claims! :smug: "

Yeah, boss, that'll totally win back your audience who feels wholly deceived and believes you threw Billy under the bus to protect your buddies who were literally named in Apollo's suicide note. You're totally not a self-destructive lolcow.
 
You missed this nugget of gold

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also karl is super buttmad about billy posting the AI comments he made. what a fucking king.

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"Who Billy is or what he has done"
He's acting like Billy is some sort of evil villain... That cheated on a fucking videogame years and years ago. As many others, I didn't like Billy that much but Karl's obsession with him is making King of Kong much more sympathetic. Even on his death bed Karl will be still mad about his lost to the King and will blame him for everything. Lost his house? Billy caused it. His wife left him? Billy caused it. His son cursing him out, 'cause Karl had to name him a after a retarded dick joke? Guess what, somehow Billy caused it.

Also where the fucking video Karl? Where is it?!
 
"Who Billy is or what he has done"
He's acting like Billy is some sort of evil villain... That cheated on a fucking videogame years and years ago. As many others, I didn't like Billy that much but Karl's obsession with him is making King of Kong much more sympathetic. Even on his death bed Karl will be still mad about his lost to the King and will blame him for everything. Lost his house? Billy caused it. His wife left him? Billy caused it. His son cursing him out, 'cause Karl had to name him a after a retarded dick joke? Guess what, somehow Billy caused it.

Also where the fucking video Karl? Where is it?!
The judge not having a preconceived notion of Billy is a feature. He was able to judge the case based on the evidence. Karl thinks the judge is biased somehow because he found him to be an asshole. But that all came out of what was presented during the case. It would actually be biased if he already decided to rule against Billy because he's Billy.
 
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