Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Bruno Powroznik said:
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I wonder what "lies" is he talking about here.
Because he keeps repeating this "BILLY LIED AND THE JUDGE BELIEVED HIM"
He better explain what exactly these "lies" are or i think its grounds for the judge to double the fine
 
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Seedling said:
I wonder what "lies" is he talking about here.
Because he keeps repeating this "BILLY LIED AND THE JUDGE BELIEVED HIM"
He better explain what exactly these "lies" are or i think its grounds for the judge to double the fine
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I think the denial part of his personality is fueled by his autism, his embarrassment of being confronted by his Asian wife on why he like "Chicks" with Dicks, and trying to stick whatever audience he has left to at least use them for his next paypig escapade.
 
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Seedling said:
I wonder what "lies" is he talking about here.
Because he keeps repeating this "BILLY LIED AND THE JUDGE BELIEVED HIM"
He better explain what exactly these "lies" are or i think its grounds for the judge to double the fine
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I wonder if Billy could get a repeat judgment on Karl defaming him about lying during his trial. Probably not, maybe if Karl goes on and on about it stubbornly. Would be funny for a double King Dong KO.
 
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Don't remember, is it any different to you when it comes to your precious GoldenEye speedrun records?
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In a rare instance, Karl considered himself pure evil:
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I love nothing more than to upset people and make them feel bad.
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Kral Blowyobst. Okay.

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I don't know what has gone through his mind back then, and he was still in his 20s posting these.
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His response?
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Don't trust the bible if you don't think God created homosexuals:
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Karl jokes about retiring from life (i.e., GoldenEye and sex):
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Some more advice when it comes to approaching women:
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It's actually one of my goals at the moment to have a threesome.
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Young Karl regarding his skin cancer:
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Yeah no. I'm not even gonna bother here.

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I wonder why.
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Janny'd:
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More about his music:
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More about Zeitgeist:
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More about his previous arch nemesis:
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  1. 2001
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  3. 2004-2006
  4. 2007
 
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Seedling said:
I wonder what "lies" is he talking about here.
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Karl takes issue with how Billy presented this accusation impacting him personally.

Billy testified that he had to visit his priest to talk about it because he was so upset and angry that it impacted his daily life and how he behaved towards other people.

Billy also testified, and provided an email as proof, that people had explicitly uninvited Billy from events over the Apollo Legend accusation.

Karl is pretty much claiming two things.
1) Billy lied about how it personally affected him (because Billy is a convicted Donkey Kong cheater, which makes him an emotionless monster)
2) Billy lied about the reputational damage and the email was bogus


Karl's cope is that this only happened because the judge believed Billy.
 
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Chadikus Maximus said:
This man is actually mentally stunted and has not developed past 13 years old right?
As soon as he gets any push back on what to do even from his fans he instantly defaults to the "Don't tell me what to do" attitude he dose not even try to be polite about it no he just goes for maximum passive aggressive "You can voice your opinion just don't give me orders" attitude the fact that this albino freak can have an ego this fragile at 40 years of age is amazing to behold
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well that's because karl jobst is a bad ass. he knows how to pick up girls. he's taught courses on the subject and is a beacon of truth when it comes to speedrunning. I think you're probably just mad because you're black and also a faggot.
 
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Seedling said:
I wonder what "lies" is he talking about here.
Because he keeps repeating this "BILLY LIED AND THE JUDGE BELIEVED HIM"
He better explain what exactly these "lies" are or i think its grounds for the judge to double the fine
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I'm starting to think that Karl actually did believe the trial was about Billy cheating and is confused why the judge does not care about that.
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
Karl's cope is that this only happened because the judge believed Billy.
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Which is stupid because if Billy gets furious at smaller shit like donkey Kong why wouldn't an actually serious accusation make him even more upset? It'd be more unbelievable if Billy said it didn't effect him. All of that is in line with the patterns Billy has displayed and that Karl himself nitpicking in excruciating detail covered on his channel. Except it's actually within Billy's right to be upset about being told he killed someone when he didn't. Even kf doesn't like being told the site users bullycided someone to death and its a gossip forum
 
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KittiestKitty said:
Thank you, Billy, for winning that suit, Because in doing so, Karl is being exposed for who and what he really is, a disgusting gooner that is a scammer and a con-artist. I appreciate it. We got a whole thread out of your win. Karl, if you're reading this thread too: your actions have consequences...
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It's quite ironic. Karl came into this to finally beat the dead horse into a Pulp and Put the Final nail in the coffin of Billy Mitchell's Career,only to accidentally ressurect Billy's reputation and kill his own in one single swooop.
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People have been shitting on Billy for decades now but because Karl was that much of a moron he made Mitchell cool again.
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So congrats Karl,Billy is a beloved folk hero once more thanks to you and you alone.
 
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The biggest issue with Karl's "but Billy already ruined his own reputation" argument is that even if Billy has a reputation for cheating, that doesn't give you a license to further damage Billy's reputation by falsely claiming anything and everything else about him.

Now, if Billy already had a rightfully earned reputation for driving people to suicide, and you claim he also caused another suicide in addition to the ones we already know about, then he might have an argument. It still might not succeed under those circumstances.

Karl's attitude stinks of a juvenile "you peed your pants in 2nd grade, so now I'm allowed to tell everyone you killed Apollo Legend because everyone already hates you!" mentality.
 
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Totes Retar said:
Some more advice when it comes to approaching women:
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I was joking about him being just like the ragepig and crackieta, but I might not be that far off lmfao
Hell, both of them also have many failed lolsuits, including those that ruined them. I think I might be onto something here.

Speaking of which, for some reason Karl reminds me of another low test autistic youtuber: Driftor
He's some nobody has-been COD tuber, so not relevant to this thread at all. Still, their mannerisms, style of video and communication, their looks and general behavior is similar. Oh, and both married an asian woman, I guess there is that too. I don't recall Drifor losing his career and reputation to some retarded lolsuit so even he is less pathetic than Karl.
 
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