Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Retink Retunk said:
Way back I remember watching GDQ for the first time expecting them to do something interesting by playing the game really well, then I saw it and it was all glitches and skipping everything in the game as quickly as possible. I never watched it again as it was just really boring watching people cheese games instead of playing them as intended with a lot of skill.
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I used to put on GDQ speedruns of Pokemon games just as comfy background noise.

Once the trannies made a point to make themselves a lot more noticeable and noisier, that's when I checked out.
 
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Princess Rescuer said:
I would be scrambling to fire out videos to pay off the defendant.
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He could have drank a whole lot of Ricky's Hot Sauce during this time, instead he chose to seethe on the Internet.

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He earns like 20-50k per video sponsor and it takes him like a month to shit out a 10 minute video.
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I wonder if this will hurt how much he gets. I'd assume being a convicted slonderer would make you brand risk.
 
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Lapsus of the bepsus said:
its better to take a winning case than an obvious losing case because they can ask for a percentage of the award in addition to whatever retainer and hourly fees they charge. its also possible that karl is already broke so cant afford another legal defense. and i presume even lawyers keep a resume and wins would look much better on one than losses
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Contingency fees (ie a percentage of the damages awarded going to the lawyers) are prohibited in most jurisdictions in Australia. Victoria allows the Supreme Court to approve a contingency based arrangement in class actions and there was a 2024 decision of the Federal Court allowing something similar I believe. So we are slowly heading down the path of permitting such arrangements, but not there yet.
 
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Potentially Criminal said:
I await his response vidya.

I'm sure it'll sound like Rekieta "there's things I can't tell you"
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He has been coping like King Rekieta himself. Your prediction is spot on.
 
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Let me get this straight: He publicly announced he would put out a video explaining everything over the weekend, but now he's admitting he needs lawyers to look over it first and that they probably wouldn't be able to until Monday, because they don't work weekends. Therefore, he would have to have known since Friday, Aussie time, that he couldn't actually get it out THIS weekend.

Yet, his only "public" acknowledgement that he wouldn't be able to get it out until after this weekend is in his private trannycord hugbox?

Yeah, this is some bullshit.
 
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Harm said:
Let me get this straight: He publicly announced he would put out a video explaining everything over the weekend, but now he's admitting he needs lawyers to look over it first and that they probably wouldn't be able to until Monday, because they don't work weekends. Therefore, he would have to have known since Friday, Aussie time, that he couldn't actually get it out THIS weekend.

Yet, his only "public" acknowledgement that he wouldn't be able to get it out until after this weekend is in his private trannycord hugbox?

Yeah, this is some bullshit.
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I imagine the real truth is that he is too busy sucking tranny cock and coping and seething in Discord to actually do something productive. I didn't know ChatGPT (his trusty lawyer) closed on weekends?
 
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Harm said:
Let me get this straight: He publicly announced he would put out a video explaining everything over the weekend, but now he's admitting he needs lawyers to look over it first and that they probably wouldn't be able to until Monday, because they don't work weekends. Therefore, he would have to have known since Friday, Aussie time, that he couldn't actually get it out THIS weekend.

Yet, his only "public" acknowledgement that he wouldn't be able to get it out until after this weekend is in his private trannycord hugbox?

Yeah, this is some bullshit.
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Yep, guy's a clown-weasel. The "pick up artist" stuff was a huge eye opener. His strategy extended only as far as getting their attention and then paying one generic compliment before scurrying off. That's not picking up a woman. That's literally just approaching her with no endgame in mind.

Guess that's his style. Just approach the scenario and then give up because you didn't expect anything to go any farther than that.
 
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Fae Supremacist said:
The one thing about Jobst that actually stuck with me is him openly talking about being concerned with how "Asian" his son would be.
Why would you discuss this with your Discord butt buddies of all people, about your own child?

The answer, of course, should be expressed in the spectrum between Elliot and Jazz Rodger.
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I feel like it should be obvious even to autistic retards like Jobst that if you're concerned about your progeny being too Asian, then you shouldn't procreate with Asian people, and that if you procreate with Asian people, then your progeny are probably going to come out at least a little Asian-looking.

Jobst was too autistic to live unable to make himself attractive to white Australian women, so he got with an Asian woman, likely fresh off the boat, and now has to settle for hapa children. Too bad, so sad for him.
 
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Disastrously Dumb said:
"ChatGPT is a reliable source of legal advice" - MamaMax

and thats how Karl Jobst went full retard.
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I just can't wait till mutahar makes a break up video with a former bestie he had. He can either stick to it, or pull a Nux Taku and back track it saying he should've kept it private.
 
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beautiful person said:
I feel like it should be obvious even to autistic retards like Jobst that if you're concerned about your progeny being too Asian, then you shouldn't procreate with Asian people, and that if you procreate with Asian people, then your progeny are probably going to come out at least a little Asian-looking.

Jobst was too autistic to live unable to make himself attractive to white Australian women, so he got with an Asian woman, likely fresh off the boat, and now has to settle for hapa children. Too bad, so sad for him.
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