Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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My hot sauce has already shipped, not even 24 hours later, and when placing the order on a Sunday.

That's some stellar customer service by Billy Mitchell.

Whereas Karl can't even make a video explaining why he lied, more than a week later.

Gobermental Supervisor said:
Please learn to use the thumbnail function, posting full resolution pictures is frowned upon because they both work as flashbangs in dimly lit rooms when scrolling and are massive in size and garbage to view on a mobile device. Thank you
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Plus if the Deer Sneeder catches you posting full images, you'll get a nice message on your profile.
 
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tbh, you are sucking off the judge a bit much.

It is possible to disagree with the judge, he isn't the be all and end all of all opinions about the case and Billy.
The only person who has to live under that exact ruling and STFU is Karl, we normal humans are still allowed to speak our mind.


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My hot sauce has already shipped, not even 24 hours later, and when placing the order on a Sunday.

That's some stellar customer service by Billy Mitchell.

Whereas Karl can't even make a video explaining why he lied, more than a week later.
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Family companies are the best in that regard. They actually value every customer and pay attention to detail.
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
tbh, you are sucking off the judge a bit much.

It is possible to disagree with the judge, he isn't the be all and end all of all opinions about the case and Billy.
The only person who has to live under that exact ruling and STFU is Karl, we normal humans are still allowed to speak our mind.
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I ask politely for some steelmanning towards the content of my messages. I'm not a complete idiot, most of what I post is tongue-in-cheek. I know that a ruling does not create logical axioms. I even know about the limitations of formal systems based of axioms thanks to painstakingly studying Gödel. It is just funny to say that Mitchell has been legally found to be very intelligent.

'I read,' I say. 'I study and read. I bet I've read everything you've read. Don't think I haven't. I consume libraries. I wear out spines and ROM-drives. I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it." My instincts concerning syntax and mechanics are better than your own, I can tell, with due respect.
'But it transcends the mechanics. I'm not a machine. I feel and believe. I have opinions. Some of them are interesting. I could, if you'd let me, talk and talk. Let's talk about anything. I believe the influence of Kierkegaard on Camus is underestimated. I believe Dennis Gabor may very well have been the Antichrist. I believe Hobbes is just Rousseau in a dark mirror. I believe, with Hegel, that transcendence is absorption. I could interface you guys right under the table,' I say. 'I'm not just a creãtus, manufactured, conditioned, bred for a function.’
 
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stacks__ said:
Critikal actually wasnt supposed to be witness. Karl had initially wanted Jace Hall, the new owner of Twin Galaxies but he backed out last minute. I guess Karl just said fuck it and got Charlie as a meme witness.
Its hilarious that by introducing Critikal as a witness he actually provided ammo for Billy's team to use as evidence of reputational harm.
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One of the main points that judge determined reputational damages was by comments on Karl's own videos. By introducing Critikal he allowed Billy's team to get comments from his videos reacting to Karl as well.
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holy shit Karl is fucking retarded. Every single thing he did from the initial defamatory statement to his actions during the trial as well as his line of defense was a massive L.
 
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Disastrously Dumb said:
"ChatGPT is a reliable source of legal advice" - MamaMax

and thats how Karl Jobst went full retard.
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You would think Spergrunner like Yobst would understand that AI is just dumb computer program . 90% of spergrun strategies are built on breaking and abusing AI. Lol
On side note where is video Yobst it has been almost 2 weeks and all we got is seething.
:really: I didn do nuffin wang. It is all conspiracy created by karen farms Milly Bitchell to destroy my life.
 
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I can not think of any other YouTuber getting btfo so hard by thinking the internet and the real world are the same thing. Karl LARPs as a big brained intellectual journalist (which his gay pfp demonstrates) when in reality he is a low IQ terminally online sperg. It reminds me of Sargon but way way worse.

Edited to clarify: not referring to Sargon’s case (which he won) but rather him discovering the hard way that YouTube politics are quite different from real world politics.
 
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William_Sterog said:
By the way, some more interesting trivia.

Mitchell was considered "very intelligent" by the judge.

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Whereas, this is what the judge thinks about Jobst:

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Also, the verdict is clear in showing that Jobst lied about getting sued over calling Mitchell a cheater:

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The tweet in question was this famous one:

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These two parts feel eerily similar to when Boogie kept inviting Frank Hassle to his house and then fired a warning shot. Especially when it mentions "goading".

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Dead Air said:
The hot sauce is actually really good. Not nearly as vinegary as tobasco, and the taste is good without the heat overwhelming the flavor. It's slightly thick and not runny, I had to pop the plastic nozzle off the bottle so I could get the amount I wanted out of it.

I'm really wanting to try the jalepeno and habanero now.
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It’s got to be brutal for Karl to read this thread that is uncovering all of his retardation and shitting on him to additionally see people go out of their way to say that Billy Mitchell’s hot sauce is fucking delicious.
 
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Nicholas II of Russia said:
Too early to think of that. We need to see how badly he is going to screw things up with his upcoming response and possible future lawsuits, for now he hasn't done anything LOTY worthy yet, at least not in comparison of other people like Rackets or DSP.
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To be fair, if you are in million dollar debt over a fucking 40 year old game scores and a old sauce salesman, you're up there with Rekieta in my eyes, maybe not giving 9 year olds coke level, but in the ruined career level and he isn't a trust fund bitch like Rekieta is, so his family's financial wellbeing is directly tied to his antics.
 
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neger psykolog said:
pfft sounds like a lot of effort. I just put on black face paint when I want to do that.
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“No massa judge! I sho dun dint spread no fabrications about Big Billy Mitchell lynching poor ol’ Benny Smith!

And I ain’t no dang sissy boy that be lustin’ after trannies and cock and ashamed about mah future Elliot Rodger ass baby that I knocked up with a she-Chink who be growin up righteously and mutually embarassed about me yo honah!

Mattah of fact! It was probably YOU who’s biased and unfair towards Massa Karl Jobst and I dun dragged Massa Charlie White to be defending his righteous self and all dem white bois with 70 IQ and deadbeat fatha figuhs (like Karl) be listenin to him and sheeit yo honah!”
 
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Wake up (wake up)
Asian wife has an A-cup
Billy Mitchell fucked my shit up
Tried to pick up chicks, but I'm not able
Here you go create another fable, Dam 00:52
Asian wife has an A-cup, Dam 00:52
Billy Mitchell fucked my shit up, Dam 00;52
I don't think you trust
In my financial suicide
I cry when Billy deserves to die!
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