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I'm surprised anyone has actually played Raid, even as a joke or whatnot. I'm even more surprised that to hear that there's at least some semblance of a game underneath as I figured it was simply the western version of those anime tiddy "games" just with design by committee generic fantasy crap instead of tits.
From what I remember the "gameplay" basically boils down to a colour rock paper scissors system.
So Blue Characters are effective against Red who are effective against Green who are effective against Blue kind of system.

As for the characters you get you're basically bang on the money right, its the usual orcs, elves, humans and dwarves kind of setting, most female characters wear armour bikinis.

It really is nothing remarkable at all be it gameplay, art or storywise.
 
Is this Julay elections interference??
And yes its real
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Not anymore. Billy needs to learn to toe the line here so his account doesn't get blasted.
 
Magic spoon is also fucking stupidly expensive. 10usd for 200g and you are forced to buy 40usd worth. About 5x as expensive as even name brands over here, let alone own brand stuff which genuinely you could get an entire half kilo box of cereal for the price of a single bowl of this shit. So just like every other youtube sponsor. Overpriced shit with some gimmick that no one actually cares about. That's not even considering the taste.
I have tried Magic Spoon (not through Karl) and it sucked. $9 for a box of it at the grocery store and it is gone in a few bowls.

I limit my sugars so I thought it would be nice to have some cereal once in a while, but it had zero flavor (I tried the chocolate one). It is a complete ripoff.
 
I limit my sugars so I thought it would be nice to have some cereal once in a while, but it had zero flavor (I tried the chocolate one). It is a complete ripoff.
It's literally fake cereal. It's cereal without a single speck of cereal grain in it. Why? Why the fuck would anyone want fake cereal with no cereal in it?

More like Faggot Scam Spoon.
 
It reminds me of fake meat. Why would anyone want fake processed shit? Because it's "healthy"? I'm sure it isn't.
You don't get it, idiot. My favorite sloptuber told me this was good cereal. He definitely is a real customer of Magic Spoon and isn't just reading ad copy that he was sent by the company who makes it. Yeah, it might be nine dollars a box for half as much cereal as you get in a $4 box of Chex but if I use coupon code ABSOLUTELEGEND I save 10% on my first order so it's basically the same price.
 
I'm surprised anyone has actually played Raid, even as a joke or whatnot. I'm even more surprised that to hear that there's at least some semblance of a game underneath as I figured it was simply the western version of those anime tiddy "games" just with design by committee generic fantasy crap instead of tits.
It's fine for a mobile game. The fun parts come from the harder parts of the game where you can't auto farm and have to solve the fight with what you have and there are things like Faction Wars which restrict what you can use to a certain faction which is fun. The early game can be boring as it's made to be an easy tutorial and the auto battle part of it is only for once you solve a fight and want to farm it for loot as you don't really need to be there to mindlessly click through it at that point.
 
Billy confirmed to me that he has been temporarily suspended. This wasn’t automated moderation. The post was up for a good bit and in my experience (numerous suspensions and bans) Automated flags trigger near instantaneously and are rarely accompanied with a suspension.

Tldr; karl is a flaggot
 
Good.

I don't even like Billy but I want him to actually get the money from Karl and for Karl's bankruptcy / fraud with his wife to actually get rejected, and whoever was in charge of that twitter (his son?) was starting to go over the line to where it was going to hurt Billy's credibility in whatever future legal challenges coming from it.
 
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