Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[LiquidCancer]

I think it's sort of romantic that they met because Kat was streaming and she had an OBS error and was venting on Twitter. Phil swooped right in and told her she'd never have to worry about OBS errors again because he doesn't want her to stream or use the internet in any way.

 

[Shambler]

I think it's sort of romantic that they met because Kat was streaming and she had an OBS error and was venting on Twitter. Phil swooped right in and told her she'd never have to worry about OBS errors again because he doesn't want her to stream or use the internet in any way.

i love the concept that phil is so afraid of the trolls that he'd have kat stop using the internet entirely

 

[ReentryPhantom]

i love the concept that phil is so afraid of the trolls that he'd have kat stop using the internet entirely

The thing that is weird about all that is he didn't make her delete her twitter, he didn't make her delete her instagram and her YouTube channel is still up. You would think that he would have had her preemptively delete all of her social media prior to moving out to Washington.

 

[James Smith]

The thing that is weird about all that is he didn't make her delete her twitter, he didn't make her delete her instagram and her YouTube channel is still up. You would think that he would have had her preemptively delete all of her social media prior to moving out to Washington.

Nobody would know anything about her if he had.

 

[actually]

The thing that is weird about all that is he didn't make her delete her twitter, he didn't make her delete her instagram and her YouTube channel is still up. You would think that he would have had her preemptively delete all of her social media prior to moving out to Washington.

Her Twitch channel is still up too (chaosrealm01). Even has 1 video on it still.

 

[Muppetmode]

Did dsp say kat was home today or did I miss hear something? Will that make it 4 days off?
E: yea it was the 11/27 cod stream. He says she had the day off and was playing the new hitman. Again, does that make it 4 days off now?

 

[UncleTusky]

Did dsp say kat was home today or did I miss hear something? Will that make it 4 days off?
E: yea it was the 11/27 cod stream. He says she had the day off and was playing the new hitman. Again, does that make it 4 days off now?

This lends credence to the "Phil is hiding something/Katherine is fucking up at work" theory imo, 4 days off in a row would be generous on a normal week and unthinkable the week of Thanksgiving. "She traded shifts" doesn't make sense either because almost nobody is going to volunteer for Thanksgiving Day/Black Friday and retailers want to keep as many workers below 30 hours/week as they can to avoid Obamacare coverage rules.

 

[JackDavis]

This lends credence to the "Phil is hiding something/Katherine is fucking up at work" theory imo, 4 days off in a row would be generous on a normal week and unthinkable the week of Thanksgiving. "She traded shifts" doesn't make sense either because almost nobody is going to volunteer for Thanksgiving Day/Black Friday and retailers want to keep as many workers below 30 hours/week as they can to avoid Obamacare coverage rules.

You all acting like Kat has a real job. She works retail. It's not uncommon for people who work retail to have weird schedules.
I believe she's just lazy and doesn't work to work. She started out gung ho with work and the gym, and now that she's married she just sits at home watching soap operas and eating bonbons.

 

[MoonRocker]

I’m still 100% certain that Khet doesnt work.

The biggest telltale (besides the constant befuddling of her schedule by DSP) was during the “she has two weeks off” saga and then slipped up a few days later saying she was at work. Someone tried to correct Phil and he told them to shut the fuck I’ll as it was none of their business.

Kat vacuuming and cleaning the bathtub at 8PM at night is highly suspicious and more telling of the behavior of someone who doesn’t do anything all day and takes care of chores at the last minute.

I guarantee you she doesn’t work as this seems some grown-man bullshit Phil would have told her when he was stealing her from Subaruman that she wouldn’t have to work if she moved in.

 

[LiquidCancer]

Wasnt the vaccuming and cleaning the bathroom at night before a day off, and then he accidentally admitted on stream the day after that Kat was home again? Really need to start tracking what days she is apparently working. It seems like she might actually only work a few days a week if any.

 

[Slander Man]

I think she had a job at one point but now she doesn't. She seems the type that can't hold a job and Phil don't want us to know that. Wasn't she a couch surfer before she met subaruman?

Edit: So I googled the Kohl's she supposedly worked at to see if there were any employee images on a Facebook page or something similiar. Found nothing. Started reading through the reviews for the hell of it and found this. Gay ops or gold dust?

 

[Prince Lotor]

I think she had a job at one point but now she doesn't. She seems the type that can't hold a job and Phil don't want us to know that. Wasn't she a couch surfer before she met subaruman?

Edit: So I googled the Kohl's she supposedly worked at to see if there were any employee images on a Facebook page or something similiar. Found nothing. Started reading through the reviews for the hell of it and found this. Gay ops or gold dust?

@SoapQueen1 I know you did confirm that she was indeed employed at a local retail chain and posted their hours of operation without specifying a store location or company name, but would you be able to weigh-in on whether this may have been her? From the response it seems to confirm that description fits an employee there, but that also doesn't eliminate a detractor fishing online and making a fake bait-post that got a bite. Also for all we know she could have been snorting her anxiety meds.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

This might be a bit of a stretch, but what if she volunteered at maybe, an Animal Shelter? Just a hunch considering the bullshit hours DSP has been spewing and how she is supposed to be taking days off and then is working vice versa.

Though the Khet Paystubs on the desktop kinda defunks it, but who knows if that is still being documented. Also just the fact they go to Animal Shelters and Pet stores as some sort of going out experience as well, when I really do not consider DSP of all people, an animal person.

 

[DankSydePhil]

I think she had a job at one point but now she doesn't. She seems the type that can't hold a job and Phil don't want us to know that. Wasn't she a couch surfer before she met subaruman?

Edit: So I googled the Kohl's she supposedly worked at to see if there were any employee images on a Facebook page or something similiar. Found nothing. Started reading through the reviews for the hell of it and found this. Gay ops or gold dust?

If this is real, it would explain alot. Epeaclly with her upbringing and horrible childhood. It wouldnt surprise me one bit. Added to that. She just took 2 weeks off for vacation and now 4 days off straight on the busiest week ever for any retail company. Either she had a job and lost, never had a job in the frist place, or this is some other Kat and the real Kat works the weirdest hours known to man.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I think she had a job at one point but now she doesn't. She seems the type that can't hold a job and Phil don't want us to know that. Wasn't she a couch surfer before she met subaruman?

Edit: So I googled the Kohl's she supposedly worked at to see if there were any employee images on a Facebook page or something similiar. Found nothing. Started reading through the reviews for the hell of it and found this. Gay ops or gold dust?

A fellow confidon told me about this before, while I fully trust him, the information about Katherine seems too perfect.
I personally believe it's a troll because of the heavy eye makeup part, but I was wrong before so fingers crossed.

 

[BallBuster]

Kat whacking lines in a Kohl’s bathroom would be peak living when you take into consideration her past and current home life. I think it is BS but it is still hilarious.

 

[TheTriggerin']

Kat being a coke head doesn't shock me. Dave being a coke head, also would not shock me.,

 

[James Smith]

@SoapQueen1 I know you did confirm that she was indeed employed at a local retail chain and posted their hours of operation without specifying a store location or company name, but would you be able to weigh-in on whether this may have been her?

The Kohl's in Tukwila is where she worked. No company is ever going to disclose whether or not they fired a low-level employee for criminal conduct.

 

[Shambler]

that yelp review seems to on the nose to be real

 

[Slander Man]

You can snort other things other than coke. I had friends that busted up pain pills and snorted them. They would stay high because it would slowly drip down the back of their throat throughout the day.

But yea the review is a bit too on the spot with the "heavy eye makeup" part. If it was gayops and done 3 months ago, how come nobody posted it early?