Katherine Lorelei / Philip Alexander Sisson / Kat the Sage / @Sage_Lukahn / u/SageLukahn - LFJ's Executive Assistant, Domestic Abuser, and faux Trans Woman of Color.

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That's literally the plot of Deep Throat. This coomsick porn moron probably just stole that idea from there.
Agreed. I feel pretty confident stating that poor woman never came once in the entire relationship. He's the kinda guy who finishes irregularly jackhammering and just assumes the girl came because HE did. And after she'd finish blowing his lil peener she prob was like "oh no, you don't need to touch me, I tooooootally came from blowing you." He's an absolute smooth brain for believing her and even dumber for posting about it.

Poor woman. I hope she's moved on to some guy who understands female anatomy better than Troons do.

Has he had stinkditch surgery yet? I can't remember.
 
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That was Anthony "Erin" Reed, who is in turn banging Zooey Zephyr, the Montana state lawmaker who got removed from the assembly chamber for chimping out and disrupting proceedings.
I hate that there's so many male troons crawling out of the woodworks who have completely confusing names and pasts.

"He's politically acitive and considers himself a hero journalist"
"Erin Reed?"
"No, Lorelei."
"Lorelei Bailey?"
"No, this guy, who abused his ex."
"I thought that was Bardfinn."
"He post on reddit but isn't a reddit mod. He has a DDLG fetish."
"Oh Christ, not again."

Someone hit stop on the troon Xerox machine, there's too many and they're blending into each other.
 
How Phil sees himself
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How Phil really is
 
I'm going to assume he doesn't have a stinkditch yet because there currently isn't proof. Given this guy's ego and his propensity towards sharing personal information online, I am quite certain that if/when he gets an amhole, he will (unfortunately) make sure everyone knows it.
 
I'm going to assume he doesn't have a stinkditch yet because there currently isn't proof. Given this guy's ego and his propensity towards sharing personal information online, I am quite certain that if/when he gets an amhole, he will (unfortunately) make sure everyone knows it.
Maybe that's why he wants so much money for "moving costs". Wasn't there another troon that misappropriated funds that were supposed to go towards moving and cost of living expenses who ended up using the bulk of it for facial feminization surgery?
 
Maybe that's why he wants so much money for "moving costs". Wasn't there another troon that misappropriated funds that were supposed to go towards moving and cost of living expenses who ended up using the bulk of it for facial feminization surgery?
That was Chloe Sagal.
 
Not to defend this ogre, but the toothlessness isn't his fault. Decay takes time. Getting everything pulled in his twenties means nobody took the fuck care of him as a child. He was probably given Mountain Dew in a baby bottle.
Even redneck hicks have most of their teeth still by the time they're 20. It must have been a genetic dysfunction/really bad gum infection combined with poor care
 
I took a break for a couple weeks, but I haven't forgotten about this thread. Sometime this week I'll check out what Philip's been up to recently. Until then, here's some old content that can hopefully be worked into the OP whenever it's convenient:

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https://archive.ph/NtAw5
I find this so funny for some reason. :lol: IIRC, it was only very briefly in his bio, probably because KFers made fun of it and/or Dong-Gone told him to remove it.

Made by the talented @Shush:
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Old Recap from the Liz Fong-Jones thread:

Liz Fong-Jones is Philip's "chosen sister". Philip thinks they work so well together!
(He doesn't realize that he's just a lowly, expendable henchman for LFJ.) 🤫
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Irony:
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Philip is utterly delusional.
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Philip is very proud of his work in deplatforming Kiwi Farms. He thinks being featured in a Washington Post article is his ticket to fame & fortune.
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Yes, I'm the girl in that Washington Post article.

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Philip is a HERO! That's why he wants to move to Washington DC to become a trans activist and save his people. ✊😤
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Philip is Saving the World and Fighting the Nazis! ™️
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SEO abuse! 😭 Our consent accidents keep showing up in search engine results!
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Kiwi Farms is an international terrorist neo-Nazi organization!
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Unfortunately, Philip is broke and behind on rent. That's why he's been shilling his (unsuccessful) GoFundMe. He was hoping the WaPo article would drive a lot of traffic to his GoFundMe.
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Philip also claims to be tormented by mental illness.
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He says this was caused by being "tortured and raped" by his ex-girlfriend (a natal woman, btw)... 🙄 Philip's IRL friends & family have abandoned him, because the truth is that Philip was the real abuser in the relationship.
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Philip is a Pretendian. Despite being as white as the driven snow, he claims to be a "TPOC" (trans person of color).
This is likely based on a family story about an ancestor supposedly being Native American. @a hapless toad dug into Philip's family tree, and surprise...! They're all white people. See these posts: [1] [2]
[A1] [A2] [A3]
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In his downtime, Philip likes to coom-post and admire nude/lewd troon photos on social media websites like BlueSky.
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Not going to post examples, but Philip is constantly in the replies of BlueSky troons who post nude/lewd photos of themselves. It's really gross.

Philip has been working as part of a troon cabal in order to deplatform the Kiwi Farms. Other members of this cabal include Liz Fong-Jones, Erin Reed, Alejandra Caraballo, Katelyn Burns, and more.
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Despite Liz Fong-Jones' earlier insistence that he and Philip have moved on from the #EndKiwiFarms campaign after the WaPo article came out, Philip recently admitted that he's still working on #EKF. Liz is likely still doing his "girl talks" from the shadows as well.
EKF is going well, got some good avenues to report
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