Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Was looking through old Internet memes and thought, hell this one's exploitable.
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I’m bored, so I’m going to autistically document the Twitter activities of a cow idk much about.

Based on what I see, the main tweet has already been documented in the thread, and that’s been getting some chatter. “I can slander mussolini because i’m italian and facism flows
through my veins.” -Keffals, 2023 [A]
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Keffals also got into a twitter slapfight in the replies of the main tweet, ends by linking a carrd about “Italianx discrimination” :story: Seriously, Italianx??? “Italian” isn’t even gendered! [A]
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And here’s the carrd, which is worthy of being posted in our very own Carrd Autism thread. I just stitched the screenshots together because I hate having 5 different attachments for something. [A]
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One off response to Graham Lineham. I don’t think that Keffals would find him an actual woman though. [A]
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On her backup, Clara tells us that she’s got her Mr Beast video ready to go in 2 hours, with bonus reply from Brianna Wu. [A]
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Also, Batman is a facist. [A]
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More genocide stuff [A]
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Hot off the press! [A]
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Also don’t come for me for using she/her and Clara, I just use whatever I feel comfortable with regarding a cow. Obviously I know it’s a man. Also, whenever I see “Lucas”, I always think of Lucas Werner (:_(
 
I’m bored, so I’m going to autistically document the Twitter activities of a cow idk much about.

Based on what I see, the main tweet has already been documented in the thread, and that’s been getting some chatter. “I can slander mussolini because i’m italian and facism flows
through my veins.” -Keffals, 2023 [A]
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Keffals also got into a twitter slapfight in the replies of the main tweet, ends by linking a carrd about “Italianx discrimination” :story: Seriously, Italianx??? “Italian” isn’t even gendered! [A]
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And here’s the carrd, which is worthy of being posted in our very own Carrd Autism thread. I just stitched the screenshots together because I hate having 5 different attachments for something. [A]
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One off response to Graham Lineham. I don’t think that Keffals would find him an actual woman though. [A]
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On her backup, Clara tells us that she’s got her Mr Beast video ready to go in 2 hours, with bonus reply from Brianna Wu. [A]
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Also, Batman is a facist. [A]
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More genocide stuff [A]
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Hot off the press! [A]
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Also don’t come for me for using she/her and Clara, I just use whatever I feel comfortable with regarding a cow. Obviously I know it’s a man. Also, whenever I see “Lucas”, I always think of Lucas Werner (:_(
lucas ha il diritto di definirsi italiano cosi come Berlusconi ha il diritto di definirsi troppo povero per pagare le tasse.
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CHE MERDA È QUELLA CAZZATA "ITALIANX"?!?
Nessun italiano vede il termine "pasta person" come razzista in quanto è stato dimostrato che la dieta italiana è superiore in ogni modo a quelle di buona parte del resto del mondo, è un complimento che mostra la superioritá della nostra nazione, il fatto che lucas si autodefininisca "di sangue fascista" o "in possesso di parentele mafiose" è di gran lunga piu razzista di qualunque stronzata in quel manifesto, dimostrando la sua totale ignoranza, stupiditá e ipocrisia.
Parlando di altro, non ne posso piu di persone che puntano il dito contro gli altri per accusarli di essere nazisti/fascisti, è stupido, infantile e non puo essere considerato una degna risposta per nessun caso.
Tuttavia, esiste un dettaglio riguardo il fascismo che trovo alquanto interessante, se non ironico, in quanto pende sopra il nostro caro lucas, che si autodefinisce italiano, come una spada di Damocle:
Benito Mussolini ha iniziato la sua carriera come comunista.

Coloro che non ricordano la storia sono condannati a ripeterla.
~George Santayana
 
lucas ha il diritto di definirsi italiano cosi come Berlusconi ha il diritto di definirsi troppo povero per pagare le tasse.
...
CHE MERDA È QUELLA CAZZATA "ITALIANX"?!?
Nessun italiano vede il termine "pasta person" come razzista in quanto è stato dimostrato che la dieta italiana è superiore in ogni modo a quelle di buona parte del resto del mondo, è un complimento che mostra la superioritá della nostra nazione, il fatto che lucas si autodefininisca "di sangue fascista" o "in possesso di parentele mafiose" è di gran lunga piu razzista di qualunque stronzata in quel manifesto, dimostrando la sua totale ignoranza, stupiditá e ipocrisia.
Parlando di altro, non ne posso piu di persone che puntano il dito contro gli altri per accusarli di essere nazisti/fascisti, è stupido, infantile e non puo essere considerato una degna risposta per nessun caso.
Tuttavia, esiste un dettaglio riguardo il fascismo che trovo alquanto interessante, se non ironico, in quanto pende sopra il nostro caro lucas, che si autodefinisce italiano, come una spada di Damocle:
Benito Mussolini ha iniziato la sua carriera come comunista.

Coloro che non ricordano la storia sono condannati a ripeterla.
~George Santayana
If you could type in English instead of white nigger....
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If you could type in English instead of white nigger....
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The slur to use against italians (which are considered as niggers according to text from before before the 1900s) is "Rats".
Please use the right term and feel free to use it against me as well, unlike a certain fake italian, I don't give a fuck if you insut me with politically incorrect stuff.
 
The slur to use against italians (which are considered as niggers according to text from before before the 1900s) is "Rats".
Please use the right term and feel free to use it against me as well, unlike a certain fake italian, I don't give a fuck if you insut me with politically incorrect stuff.
Appreciate you not sperging over me fucking around but I was more referencing this. Go to about :50 or so.
 
Things that never existed nor happened:
-The holocaust
-Trotsky's assassination
-Xinjiang's camps
-Cowboy bebop's live action adaptation on netflix
-The attack on the world trade center during 9/11/2001
-The Y chromosome of Lucas Roberts
-The death of Byuu
-Lucas having a normal and good life
-Lucas getting raided by KF
-Communism being successful
-KF being gone
-Lucas taking a bath
 
You will never be a real italian. You never ate pasta, you have no mafious parents, you have no accent. You are a canadian man twisted by communism and stupidity into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your atrocious dialect behind closed doors.
Italians are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even canadians who “pass” acts uncanny and unnatural to a native. Your skin tone is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk italian home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected mac & cheese.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a canadian is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably canadian.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
Keffals is currently live on this Twitter Space discussing gender vs sex debate : https://twitter.com/MarioNawfal/status/1621269116194627585?s=20&t=NNx3eQZcwLyR0Vb09ixp3g

I think he's the only one on the panel that is pro-trans. He's interrupting everyone and getting triggered.
The host is practically holding keffals hand in this, and keffals is still acting like a retard and annoying the host. Seeing a smoothbrain like keffals trying to go after someone like Kara Dansky is hilarious too.
 
I'm clipping parts of the Twitter Space from Keffals stream, this one was too good to hold off on posting though, maybe there'll be more later, sadly any clips I do get won't be perfectly in sync.

After half an hour of Keffals interrupting and acting like a child one of the other speakers calls Keffals a "he".
Watch as KGG chat collectively shits their pants and smears it on the wall in outrage... it takes them a good few seconds to react as the average Keffals fan is a bit slow in the head to be fair.


Edit: My prediction, looking from the current response from Twitter, the LGBT's are going to get mad that Keffals was the representative when all he's done is spergout, interrupt, throw insults and not actually attempt to put forward any sort of coherent argument. They want a different representative.
 
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