Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Tactical Wizard]

He might have said it back then but that was before there was any working product. He's said more recently, since KiwiFlare was shown to mostly work aside from some minor issues, that if there was interest in it he would rebrand it away from the Kiwi moniker and monetize it in some way. I don't think there's any active marketing going on, not at this point at least. I also don't know if that was specifically selling it as a product or going the way of some linux distros where it's free/open source and he will just sell support for it.

As for where, he mentioned it on Mad at the Internet in the last few weeks so you could go back and check out the archives of that. Unfortunately I can't give you a timestamp or even a specific date. If you can find the initial kiwiflare announcement it would presumably be the first Friday after that date, and likely some additional information in the subsequent one as well. I don't believe there's any hard and fast plans with it because it's still in development but I do think monetization is and should be under serious consideration because there's definitely a desire to move away from Cloudflare for a lot of people

I'm certainly hopeful. I throw a couple bucks at the site monthly but Jersh definitely deserves the big bucks for all the bullshit he's gone through

Null should absolutely monetize it as a flex. They tried to break the internet just to get rid of him and the ultimate rebuke would be to turn the lessons from that into a viable business.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Null should absolutely monetize it as a flex. They tried to break the internet just to get rid of him and the ultimate rebuke would be to turn the lessons from that into a viable business.

Nah, the ultimate flex would be for null to make a twitter account and post "i always wanted to ratio keffals".

 

[Autistic Faggot]

Anyone defending Keffals is just doing it because he's a tranny, and it's for the greater good or some dumb shit.

Also, sunk cost fallacy. These people have not only wasted precious hours of their lives simping for this crackhead on twitch, being his reply guys on Twitter and flocking to ratio randos at his bequest, and let's not forget the 100K they gav him. They cannot allow themselves to admit that the person they worshiped and defended is a lying, grifting, waste of oxygen junkie who's been playing them like a fiddle. They can't even admit it to themselves.

Sunk cost fallacy is also why so many people continue being troons and defending troonism even though it's obvious that they're miserable, hate their lives, and wish they never trooned out. Like after literally sacrificing your soul and body to Slaanesh and committing your life to fighting for degenerate incel pedophiles, you have no choice other than to remain in the cult and convince yourself that you're happy, because your only other option is realizing you've completely destroyed your life & necking.

 

[Brutality]

Never Forget:

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Immensely satisfying to see these posts with the benefit of hindsight. The fact that Luke thought he could take on Tucker after failing to beat us just shows how deluded he and his ilk are

Lucas Roberts, you are an Obese Junkie who makes a fool out of himself for our entertainment. Never forget it buddy!

 

[Epic Fail Man]

2 months in and 2023 is already the year of trannies taking the L.

 

[RotPockets]

Physical and physiological refer to actual effects on the body, as opposed to psychological.

Holy shit, I step away from this thread for about half a day and there's like another 50 pages? Keffals is really digging into the drug angle for "woe is me" points.

 

[Sneed Weed]

Ironically enough social blade projects the more Lucas tweets the more followers he loses. If he keeps this current spiral going he'll lose every follower within the next 6 months

 

[Fareal]

Look, the major bummer of quitting coke is realising that all your friends are boring and you yourself are also boring. And you need to find something to do with your time other than go to clubs and do coke. And suddenly you remember you get hungry. You get bored and arsey for a bit. That's fucking it.

This weaksauce was never "shooting heroin" or any of the other crap he claims. If - big if - he was ever messing around with opiates, it was a nice clean oxycodone prescription for the pain of the axe wound. And since he has nothing to do with his life other than lie around dilating and swallowing pills, he maybe did get himself a little comfy on the regular oxys. They are nice; that's why people like them. And maybe someone did give him a little buprenorphine to help him sober up, because his parents no doubt shat the bed when they thought he was getting a pill habit.

But no one as fucking insulated from reality and fragile as Lucas actually went full junkie. That life makes you hard. It certainly does not make you sUiCidAlllll over mean words on the internet, largely because junkies are too busy with the general grind of financing their habit to spend their fucking lives on twitter.

Plus, he's fat as fuck. I could believe some of it was coke bloat, but that's not a junkie shape. Junkies never waste money on food, for fuck's sake. He's blooming like a sponge in warm water.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

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One of us. One of US. ONE OF US.

EDIT:
Some of the highlights:

• Subreddit's in revolt, post later gets removed by the mods
• ResetEra has joined in on the hate train
• Both the #DropKiwiFarms Account and Patrick S. Tomlinson publicly denounce and unfollow
• Alejandro Caraballo has seemingly jumped ship
• Terra (another cow with a thread) has had enough
• During the fallout, Keffals streamed with June (Shoe0nHead)
  • Claims to have never promoted HRT + nearly died during the police visit
  • Also claims to be both for and against banning porn
• From losing close supporters to now coping on a failed livestream, Keffals is becoming the next Ralph*
• Update: Recently admitted to being a drug addict (presumably cocaine), guilt trips the haters, and plans on checking into rehab

*Quite literally

the horniest the trans community has ever gotten me easily. to quote the wokies "slay her queen"

 

[SenutiSolidus]

Trevor's Canadian.

Trevor Phillips is just most normal men in the United States except Trevor isn't afraid to speak out.

Be based, Be Trevor.

 

[AnOminous]

Look, the major bummer of quitting coke is realising that all your friends are boring and you yourself are also boring. And you need to find something to do with your time other than go to clubs and do coke. And suddenly you remember you get hungry. You get bored and arsey for a bit. That's fucking it.

It's more that it completely burns your serotonin receptors, while increasing the actual level of serotonin in your bloodstream. The result is that when you quit after a long time, not only are your serotonin receptors completely blown out, but they're also used to highly elevated levels of serotonin, which you don't have any more.

Since most pleasure is mediated by the interaction of the neurotransmitter and its receptors, the result is that for months and years, it is basically impossible to enjoy anything at all, something called anhedonia. And even the dumbest cokehead knows that all they need to do to turn the fun back on is some more cocaine.

It makes it even more insidious than heroin, where if you ride out the puking and shitting part of the withdrawal like it was a bad flu, and maybe fix some of the shit you fucked up during your addiction, you're probably okay. Well, except for the gnawing, eternal knowledge you could get rid of whatever pain led you do that addiction in the first place, with just a little push.

They're both absolutely horrible drugs that do absolutely horrible things to your life, your mind, and your actual physical brain as well. Did I mention your soul? Drugs are bad, mmmkay? Not sure how we ended up in an argument about which ones of the absolute worst category are worse.

Oh, yeah, @Dyn. Thanks for that btw.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

"I'm sorry I got high and did a kiwifarms" -keffals

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

I don't feel disdain for Lucas because of his addiction. I feel disdain for him because he tried to destroy something that I like. As for the addiction, straight from the heart: good luck with the rehab, I don't like to dunk on someone who's already struggling.

hoestly this dick hole got this site taken down for like a week. fuck clario sorrentino or whatever the fuck peter lorres trans name is

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

I find very satisfying that Keffals, wh once though that ratioing makes him superior, then hypnotised children into being transgender, and now exceptionally molested Null (not literally, hopefully), is falling from...
...I cannot say 'grace', since Keffals never had any here.

 

[Pabst Blue Robot]

If Ralph marries Lucas before either of them ropes, y'all owe me $5

 

[Calzaghe 2.0]

OD arc when?

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

All I want is a suck dick for cock style melt down from him. Lucas employing Ralph style rants against women calling them cunts bih and being near to tears is silly, saying retarded is elementary but man, the staying power of a tranny being suplexed and scooching like a dog itching its ass is some real good entertainment.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

you just made it impossible.

No, as per my name there is one.

 

[stupid orc]

Junkies never waste money on food, for fuck's sake.

ehhhh i don’t know about that.

 

[AnOminous]

"I'm sorry I got high and did a kiwifarms" -keffals

I hate getting hated because I'm high on Kiwi Farms though. Shouldn't I just be able to pull the "Because I got high" card? I mean I don't want to cut my dick off or anything, but shouldn't Kiwi Farmers just claim to be addicts too?

Forgive us trannies! We were just high! Or something.