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Sometimes I find things that I really wish that I hadn't.
AustinNoPower on Twitter posted about some account called NowRecordingPod who apparently drew some Keffals and Tipster fan art. Demanding all their followers block that account for what was posted.

It was deleted, my mistake was not stopping there, I found it reuploaded in the replies
They drew a cartoon of Tipster and Keffals engaged in extra curricular activities.
Well that makes me want to drink bleach with my eyeballs. Since I'm out of the loop with the majority of twitter shit outside of Lucas himself did Lucas or Tipster see this horrendous work? I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Tipster actively liked it or defended this art due to how much he loves to suck Lucas's dick.

Anyways my condolences to your eyes for diving too deep and finding this.
 
Sometimes I find things that I really wish that I hadn't.
AustinNoPower on Twitter posted about some account called NowRecordingPod who apparently drew some Keffals and Tipster fan art. Demanding all their followers block that account for what was posted.

It was deleted, my mistake was not stopping there, I found it reuploaded in the replies
They drew a cartoon of Tipster and Keffals engaged in extra curricular activities.
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Sometimes I find things that I really wish that I hadn't.
AustinNoPower on Twitter posted about some account called NowRecordingPod who apparently drew some Keffals and Tipster fan art. Demanding all their followers block that account for what was posted.

It was deleted, my mistake was not stopping there, I found it reuploaded in the replies
They drew a cartoon of Tipster and Keffals engaged in extra curricular activities.
this is the worst thing I have ever seen
 
Sometimes I find things that I really wish that I hadn't.
AustinNoPower on Twitter posted about some account called NowRecordingPod who apparently drew some Keffals and Tipster fan art. Demanding all their followers block that account for what was posted.

It was deleted, my mistake was not stopping there, I found it reuploaded in the replies
They drew a cartoon of Tipster and Keffals engaged in extra curricular activities.
At least it serves as a reminder that cuckas roberts has no penis
I bet the fucker dilates with this picture and wishes he still had it.
Or tits that big...
Or a back that straight...
 
I have sent an inquiry a couple days ago to the facility he supposedly went to.
Canada has medicare and I have no idea how that works, if these services would be included and if keffals would have been included in it.
The PDF has google drive links, so beware.

If the attachment is broken, the interesting part is that the 45 day program costs 26500 CAD, + 6000 fee for a private room.
 

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Any guesses on which kiwifarms account is Keffals? You know an attention whore like Lucas can't not take an interest.
IIRC Null offered Lucas a referral code to make a Farms account but he never took it up. Now he's literally saying shit like "I don't know how to get on the Farms" and clearly wants to forget and deny it exists to maintain the feeble lie his campaign achieved something.
 
IIRC Null offered Lucas a referral code to make a Farms account but he never took it up. Now he's literally saying shit like "I don't know how to get on the Farms" and clearly wants to forget and deny it exists to maintain the feeble lie his campaign achieved something.
This is hilarious with Lucas claiming to bought drugs from the "dArK wEb". If there's one hidden service URL that's easy to find it's Kiwi Farms. If he really can't find Kiwi Farms now, that's immediate proof his entire "zomg i bought drugs to off myself uwu from the dark web" thing is bullshit.
 
This is hilarious with Lucas claiming to bought drugs from the "dArK wEb". If there's one hidden service URL that's easy to find it's Kiwi Farms. If he really can't find Kiwi Farms now, that's immediate proof his entire "zomg i bought drugs to off myself uwu from the dark web" thing is bullshit.
My knowledge of dark web drug purchasing is limited but I doubt Lucas is sophisticated enough to go through using crypto and the techniques used to prevent tracing bitcoin wallets back to him from illegal drug purchases, using Monero, or other shit (Actual dark web users can correct me since I doubt this scratches the surface.). Hell I wouldn't be surprised if Lucas fell victim to a fake darkweb drug purchasing site like how a few retards fell for some fake darkweb hitman sites.
 
did Lucas or Tipster see this horrendous work?
No, from what it looked like Austin called out the original Tweet within 10 minutes of it's posting and shamed them into deleting quickly.
I found it and posted it here within about an hour of that.
Now some people might argue that I should have simply let it disappear into the void and not have other people see it, unfortunately for you all misery loves company and since I had to see it...

Meanwhile Keffals is once again embroiled in racism allegations, we're going back to the oldies it seems, NoodleGate.
Jai has finally made it onto Bluesky and Keffals constantly posting without a care in the world has backfired.
They found Keffals on Bluesky constantly posting about "noodles are tasty" and rehashing the first accusation of racism that got them in trouble in late 2021(?), why Keffals thought it was a good idea to crack jokes about past racism allegations I'm unsure but we're on probably Round 8 of NoodleGate as this point.
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There's quite a few quote retweets, Roslyn was the person who originally kicked off NoodleGate I believe, not entirely sure though.
I don't see anything major coming from this one though, these tweets are getting ~450 likes each so it won't result in another Cancelation Arc, however they help steer the public perception to be negative, you see posts like these pop up every couple of weeks on Twitter pointing out bad shit Keffals has done.
 
No, from what it looked like Austin called out the original Tweet within 10 minutes of it's posting and shamed them into deleting quickly.
I found it and posted it here within about an hour of that.
Now some people might argue that I should have simply let it disappear into the void and not have other people see it, unfortunately for you all misery loves company and since I had to see it...

Meanwhile Keffals is once again embroiled in racism allegations, we're going back to the oldies it seems, NoodleGate.
Jai has finally made it onto Bluesky and Keffals constantly posting without a care in the world has backfired.
They found Keffals on Bluesky constantly posting about "noodles are tasty" and rehashing the first accusation of racism that got them in trouble in late 2021(?), why Keffals thought it was a good idea to crack jokes about past racism allegations I'm unsure but we're on probably Round 8 of NoodleGate as this point.
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There's quite a few quote retweets, Roslyn was the person who originally kicked off NoodleGate I believe, not entirely sure though.
I don't see anything major coming from this one though, these tweets are getting ~450 likes each so it won't result in another Cancelation Arc, however they help steer the public perception to be negative, you see posts like these pop up every couple of weeks on Twitter pointing out bad shit Keffals has done.
These people are such fags. Don't get me wrong, lucas is a shitbag. But noodles? They're treating him as if he's dropping nigger left and right.
 
These people are such fags. Don't get me wrong, lucas is a shitbag. But noodles? They're treating him as if he's dropping nigger left and right.
I mean... it's Twitter trannies we're talking about. The same people who think Harry Potter fans should be shot just because JK Rowling says things the trannies don't like.

They get offended by the slightest things that more often than not have NOTHING to do with them.
 
It's part of him playing to a cult of personality. In his case victimhood which has been his base from day 1. So it only makes sense that people who listen to keffals will cry wolf at every second. It's of his own making and what he relies on for money. If he isn't oppressed then who cares. Literally the worst people you can surround yourself with.
 
Jai has finally made it onto Bluesky and Keffals constantly posting without a care in the world has backfired.
They found Keffals on Bluesky constantly posting about "noodles are tasty" and rehashing the first accusation of racism that got them in trouble in late 2021(?), why Keffals thought it was a good idea to crack jokes about past racism allegations I'm unsure but we're on probably Round 8 of NoodleGate as this point.
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There's quite a few quote retweets, Roslyn was the person who originally kicked off NoodleGate I believe, not entirely sure though.
I don't see anything major coming from this one though, these tweets are getting ~450 likes each so it won't result in another Cancelation Arc, however they help steer the public perception to be negative, you see posts like these pop up every couple of weeks on Twitter pointing out bad shit Keffals has done.
It's Sideshow Bob stepping on the rakes except he put all the rakes there and he keeps asking who put the rakes in his way and also he's looking to make sure he deliberately steps on them. I sorta mean this as a critique of their pattern with each new "comfy social justice safe space" they create but it works for Keffals personally too.
 
This looks remarkably like beef chow fun from a Chinese greasy spoon. I was unsuccessful in finding a match from local Chinese restaurants on yelp in Belfast however, apparently not many people photograph their beef chow fun. 🤔
I thought being trans was about being better than women. If he's better than modern women then why can't he cook his own noodles?
 
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