Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Fitzgerald said:
lol confirmed dog fucker, groomer, chronically online, trooned out, addicted to drugs and alcohol, and has a superiority complex

what a bingo
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Well, the dog-fucking hasn't been confirmed yet, but @Otm Shank has given us a lot of info to independently verify to see if his accusation is credible. The picture of Luke (that doesn't appear to have any reverse image search results) does already lend some credence to Otm's story, but it's still just an allegation until more info is found.
 
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How long till she bites into melon man?
 
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Well, the dog-fucking hasn't been confirmed yet, but @Otm Shank has given us a lot of info to independently verify to see if his accusation is credible. The picture of Luke (that doesn't appear to have any reverse image search results) does already lend some credence to Otm's story, but it's still just an allegation until more info is found.
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Not to mention, but the allegation that Keffals is a dogfucker is literally "a friend told me so" which is less believable than if Otm said it.
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How long till she bites into melon man?
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jorgoth said:
How did it take this long for this faggot to get his own thread here? Maybe Null has to send out scouts to Twitter instead of waiting for Internet bullshit to blow up.

WE'RE KIWI FARMS GODDAMMIT
WE DON'T REPORT THE NEWS
WE MAKE THE NEWS
WE ARE THE NEWS
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Don't be a moron. Kiwifarms is literally nothing but an observatory of unbiased opinion. It may feel biased but that's because we aren't a hugbox, and Null won't ban people for calling you names if you act out.

If you antagonize people that are featured on the farms, you should stop immediately, we will not back you up, we will laugh at you and call you a ween.
 
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"Hello Los Angeles County District Attorney, please remove Section 230 protections and file criminal charges against Null of the Kiwi Farms for encouraging the DOXXING of a Canadian retard. If not I will send an illiterate troon Twitter lawyer to ratio you and everyone you love. And don't you dare try to mansplain the law to them!"
 
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Can we also take a moment to point out how absolutely selfish this son of a bitch is? He woke his mom up at four in the morning to DFE because of HIS mistake of picking losing battles for clout and martyrdom. Each "victory" is in doctored numbers and bot accounts, and each casualty would be a mark on his dignity. But he has no dignity. Troons tend not to have dignity because if they did, they would feel shame. And men have sheer, flippant audacity and disregard in that pit where shame should be. The audacity to wear our clothes, our makeup, our medals not out of appreciation of what we are, but as a conquest of what they covet.

That shame is now staining into the fabric of the rest of his family. Not only that but even though there's a no cowtipping rule he's gonna get at least one ween trying to harass his innocent family members. All because of the insurmountable male hubris lazily tucked but never quite contained in an uncanny, subpar imitation of a womanly form.

Great going, Keffals. Great fucking going.
 
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jorgoth said:
How did it take this long for this faggot to get his own thread here? Maybe Null has to send out scouts to Twitter instead of waiting for Internet bullshit to blow up.

WE'RE KIWI FARMS GODDAMMIT
WE DON'T REPORT THE NEWS
WE MAKE THE NEWS
WE ARE THE NEWS
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Sir this is a gossip forum Wendy's
 
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Had said:
People really live their whole lives like this and blame all their own issues on gender. Like dude, pull yourself together and for the love of god clean up your room.
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No kidding. Tbh, this type of living seems to go hand in hand with the mental illness that is being transgender. I’m really not to surprised to see he lives like a pig as most people with mental illness (bipolar/schizophrenia ..etc) can’t keep a clean house or maintain their hygiene.
But instead of labeling it what should be labeled (a mental disorder), society praises these people as stunning and brave. I look back to 30-40 years ago and wonder where it all went wrong. People seemed a lot more sane back then.
 
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Don't be a moron. Kiwifarms is literally nothing but an observatory of unbiased opinion. It may feel biased but that's because we aren't a hugbox, and Null won't ban people for calling you names if you act out.

If you antagonize people that are featured on the farms, you should stop immediately, we will not back you up, we will laugh at you and call you a ween.
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Hey, maybe we can even get some more cows from the influx of any newbies. There's always one that goes a little too ham when they get here. Varying levels of funny though. Last couple rounds weren't all that great for this.

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Well, the dog-fucking hasn't been confirmed yet, but @Otm Shank has given us a lot of info to independently verify to see if his accusation is credible. The picture of Luke (that doesn't appear to have any reverse image search results) does already lend some credence to Otm's story, but it's still just an allegation until more info is found.
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Rusty is gonna have to edit the song at this rate.

"White Dudes Who Pretend to be Girls Fuck Dogs"

Not nearly as catchy.
 
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Keffals tries to brag about his follower account on twitter to @Flamenco

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It's honestly kind of repulsive to watch someone so incapable of the slightest bit of humility. Lucas, I know you think we hate you because you're trans, but that's really not the case. We hate you because of your awful attitude (among other reasons, of course, but this is really the root cause of all your issues). Even if you identified as a man I'd still think you were an obnoxious and creepy loser with the self-introspection of a toddler
 
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