Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[AspieNextDoor]

Come on ye fat and balding, if you think you are so much better than us then make an account on this site and debate us. If you are so not-scared and innocent then why won't you try to defend your acctions?

 

[Neil]

Keffals is offering to pay for plane tickets and car rentals to people who want to protest CloudFlare’s HQ

ETA ninja’d

What a lunatic.
Lucas: "Guys I'm being harassed and it's all Kiwifarms fault!"

also Lucas: "I want you all to directly bombard Cloudflare and its CEO with angry messages and death threats to take Kiwifarms down for good! I want you to all go in person to Cloudflare HQ to harass their employees and block their way to work until we get what we want -- That is, this site that makes fun of me specifically to get taken down!"

 

[Meat Target]

We’re getting a kiwifarms article from Taylor Lorenz too.

LOL Taylor Lorenze. One of the biggest journalist lolcows writing an article on the farms. The content keeps coming. Hope I'm mentioned by name.

"KEKMUHLORD proceeded to call the person, a massive faggot who is also a retard."

Now's as good a time as any to shamelessly promote my finest hour as a Kiwi:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/

 

[thescoutexperience]

I've been inspired by keffals, I too want to provide healthcare to youth who have been cheated on by the system.
I'll help the effeminate and gay gen z with bathtub roids and testosterone, transition them from male to alpha male.

 

[Gone Ham]

What's the ratio of farmers to actual people watching his stream? 50/50?

 

[B'owl]

So Lucas said on stream that his lawyer told him to be careful with what he says as it could be used against him in court. Pretty bad idea to actively tell your viewers to go to the Cloudflare HQ and harass them if your lawyer told you this.

 

[Dirty Larry]

>She thinks I'm pretty eloquent

The best part was that he had trouble getting the word eloquent out of his fat mouth

 

[Neko GF]

“People are trying to defame me because they think all trans people are pedophiles.” says Keffals, as the link to home brew pharmaceuticals is posted again by his bot in the chat.

Don't forget his Discord servers where he encourages his audience of socially isolated teens to interact with "Elder trans".

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Lucas just said that he had a suicide attempt in his teens that sent him to the hospital and that his family thought the trans shit was a phase until then. Classic troon culture.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Lucas says he's going to use the donation money to get people tickets to fly to America to protest at cloudflare

I don't remember seeing that in the GoFundMe description. Seems like not only a TOU violation but criminal fraud.

 

[Evilronald]

Now's as good a time as any to shamelessly promote my finest hour as a Kiwi:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/taylor-lorenz.117172/

I hope Taylor writes an article, she would be a part of the story since she has a thread here and that seems like a huge ethics violation to not disclose as a journalist (but that’s par for the course). Guarantee she won’t mention her thread on here.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

So Lucas said on stream that his lawyer told him to be careful with what he says as it could be used against him in court. Pretty bad idea to actively tell your viewers to go to the Cloudflare HQ and harass them if your lawyer told you this.

No way, it’s an insanely good idea and I hope he also talks about paying flight tickets for tweens to harass normal people and then visit his sex dungeon or whatever.

 

[Doctor Troon]

What do they mean when they say Lucas raped a girl outside a Taco Bell in 2008?

 

[AMHOLIO]

So are you saying they’d just shit up beauty parlor? I’d like to see them try

It would be glorious. The women are as vicious as the men when we're not being dumb or powerleveling ourselves.

if they spend it wisely,

Truly the key word. I would be surprised and even amazed if this happened.

I like how the Kwigglers embrace the naturally sinister aesthetic of the dead, soulless eyes of the original.

Thanks, the eyes are key to his "wigglers" "trying" to be cute. Honestly, on the Kwigglers, they look like they're about to cry.

Wholesome Gromggler
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Complements to you for animating this. I can't be assed to do that much for a shitpost.

My favorite part about the upcoming war is that General Null will report his own troops to the feds if they do anything other than sit in the trenches and make 2edgy humor.

Null reports the fedposters but it turns out they themselves were feds. The cycle of fedposting continues...

It's garbage, but it's the peak of my artistic talent.

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All Kwigglers are peak artistic talent. Even the worst has a little place in my cold cold heart.

You know what he actually sounds like? He's practically quoting David "Son of Sam" Berkowitz the serial killer.

And Berkowitz is/was a major attention whore, coward, and pain in the ass. They complement each other perfectly.

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But I thought even if you associate with people here you’re a nazi terrorist…

Girl or "Girl"? I would not be surprised if someone who trooned out also has psychosis andbnow spends their days schizoposting here. I think your friend has more problems than just going on Kiwi Farms.

I have to laugh. Looks like the troon mass blocked all of Jai's followers ( the black transgirl lucas went full KKK on)
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>Gloats about being blocked and calls others cowards
>Pussies out because afraid of black people




@Keffals just make an account here and talk to Josh and us directly.

 

[SüßerSchwadron]

Original:

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At 8:53: "We need as many people as possible to know who THEY are." I am starting to believing that this man might be mentally challanged.

 

[XM-05 Thanatos]

Lucas just said that he had a suicide attempt in his teens that sent him to the hospital and that his family thought the trans shit was a phase until then. Classic troon culture.

Tbf I'd kill myself if I looked like this in my teens too

 

[John Roberts]

Would Keffals' father be proud of his son doing findom fart porn?

 

[AspieNextDoor]

What's the ratio of farmers to actual people watching his stream? 50/50?

His view count is 900-something, last stream I saw it was 600-something. So i think it's at least 200 kiwis watching

 

[Getwhatyou]

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Fitting ad. Fat.

The ads are flavored towards the viewer not the streamer you fat sack of lard.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

18 DIRTY TRANNIES WITH THEIR DILATORS OUTSIDE CLOUDFLARE HQ
HANDING ESTRADIOL OUT TO KIDS, SHOWIN OFF THEIR STINKDITCH
18 DIRTY TRANNIES CONVINCING KIDS TO MAKE THE SWITCH
DIRTY TRANNIES WITH THEIR DILATORS OUTSIDE CLOUDFLARE HQ

sorry for all caps I feel like it's required for anything ram ranch adjacent.

Can't wait to read about the monkeypox outbreak from this superspreader event.