Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Josh is a fugitive in some hideout in Europe, what the fuck is he talking about? It's not like Josh has prospects of earning mad money in some fortune 500 company. What a retard lol
My thoughts exactly. Keffals has way more to lose than Null. Who is cavorting with minors, who hasn't been choked off by payment processors, who is extremely unlikable by just about everyone, and constantly needs medication?
 
Imagine how low on the RCMP's totem pole you have to be to get assigned to Kiwi Farms duty, I am sure someone will be assigned to check us out because some departments have a mandatory threat investigation policy.
We are not the problem here, nobody here swatted or even interacts with Keffals. We are just here to observe and laugh at celebrities (albeit the lowest possible tier).
We are no different than your average US Weekly magazine subscriber, just for the digital age.
It would be really, really funny if the RCMP officer assigned to monitor us volunteered because they're a Kiwi themself and saw an opportunity to get paid for what they do on their break.
 
I see the Lucas gofundme goal is at $95k. Thought he'd let it be but nope. Apparently GFM let's you keep them up for however long you want, and doesn't stop the money flowing in even once the goal is reached, so I'm not exactly sure why he keeps cranking the goal up.

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It's better optics for the grift when the goal isn't complete.
 
Whoever rated me optimistic, eat shit.
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Is it too much to hope for a crossover with Ralph? "Muh queen @Keffals is trying to take down notorious pedophile Joshua Pedophile Connor Brokedick Moon, and I cosign it 1000 percent!!!"
 
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Some points I want to address.
Stalking- no one stalking you. Everything you post is public. There are privacy tools online. Your ILK will often say freedom of speech but not without consequences.
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Lie. Children are prohibited.
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Who are these multiple people? That girl you mention has had a story of mental problems. Byu is alive. Sappho? No alive as well.

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Goal raised up. Young Turks did story.
Also to the lurkers: You support a child groomer. Who wants to spread unprescribed medications to CHILDREN.
Chldren cannot transition. Children are NOT sexual. Leave them alone.
 
Rate me MATI, but it takes a real fucking piece of shit to be the one to ventriloquize those who died by suicide to further their own agenda and divert mo' funds toward their grift. No one knows what ultimately drove those people to take their own lives. Whatever was covered in those threads was probably only the tip of the iceberg. You have no idea what kind of pain they must have felt in the moments leading up to that final choice, so fuck you, Lucas, for using their names as a prop as if you ever gave half a shit.

KEFFALS SAYS THE POLICE ARE MONITORING THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW

To save the police some time: While I do not know the identity of the swatter, I can provide you with a list of names of those responsible for "providing the swatter with all of the information needed to mobilize the Emergency Response Team of the London Police Service in an attempt to harm" Keffals.
  • Clara Sorrenti (formerly Lucas Roberts) - Twitch streamer from London, ON;
  • Alexander McIntosh - Sociology PhD candidate at UWO;
  • "Nigga Ma'am" (pseudonym) - a cute cat who deserves better.
The persons listed made all of Keffals' personal information, along with the location of the hotel he was staying at, publicly available on the Internet. You should have no trouble contacting them because I am sure that you already have their contact info on hand. 😽 ❤️
 
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Hello Feds
I’ll be up front and honest with you
I am Hunter Lyon and I live at 1111 Via Lugano, Winter Park, FL 32789-1541
I do not fear you
I will do it again.
Hello feds, this person is lying. His actual name is Alan Michael White and he lives at 167 County Road 164, Dumas, MS 38625.
Be careful, he is ontologically euphoric.
 
holy fuck this is much better than my method of downloading comments. Saving this. Thanks!
If you're watching a stream that's live on youtube, you can save the live chat before the jannies hit it with a mop using chat-downloader as long as you have it running when the message is posted.

Code:
chat_downloader --message_groups "messages superchat" --output filename.json  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxxxxxxx | tee -a filename.txt

Sorry to be off-topic, just in the interest of archiving info.
 
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