Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I guarantee this is somewhere else in the thread but Keefals has been complaining about the farms a lot on twitter. It is just weird to always blame us.
I am sure that Keefals is monitoring this thread, so let me make one thing clear, we are not the source of all trolls. To quote the official stance of Kiwi Farms: We are not the autistic illuminati.
We are just here to laugh at people from afar, that is it. We do not SWAT, we do not even retweet. Trolls can come from other places:
  • Youtube
  • Twitch
  • Discord
  • 4chan
  • Twitter
  • Instagram/Facebook/Normie Social Media
I hate that kiwifarms gets blamed for everything. I have been lurking here for way longer than I have had an account and I have just never seen any trolling plans. We are unironically just here to laugh.

Edit: KF isn't even the only place you have pissed off! Destiny, tons of ex-catboys, etc.
 

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Like 90% of this whole shitfest is going off what keffals said. The only official report is the cops saying they were let in by the occupants and had confiscated some computer stuff. Then gave it back a few days later. Everything else is going off of what Lucas and his paid journos say
No fake news, despite being born with a penis and no uterus I AM A WOMAN, I WANT TO SHIT IN THEIR BATHROOMS, AND MOLEST CHILDREN!!1 BYUU IS DEAD and the police rubbed habanero peppers in my eyeballs while chanting "DILATE DILATE DILATE TRANNY YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL WOMAN" while tasing my fiance's cat's balls. VICE AND WIKIPEDIA SAID SO. Josh Moon and his nazi supports have personally murdered MILLIONS of people you bigot, here's my gofundme link and my cashapp. @cloudflare I'M MAD!
 
Because I know the owner of Kiwifarms is going to watch this video, I want to say a few words to him. Joshua Moon, you are complicit in making multiple people commit suicide. The legacy you will leave behind in this world is creating a platform that has been used to torment people for nearly a decade. One day you are going to be sloppy and your entire life will collapse like a house of cards. And when that day comes, no one will be there to help you.
I read this and was thinking to myself it reminded me of something, then realized it reads like the prophetic "Dear Richard" letter some massive autistic faggot wrote Lowtax over being banned from his forums.

Years from now, when you're no better off than when you started, when it finally hits you that it's all been nothing but a wasted lie, think of me. Think of me, Joshua Moon, and when you do, realize that I was the only beacon of logic and truth in this sad menagerie. You seem predestined for failure, however, so I doubt there is anything one can do for you.

Just remember, when the joy is gone, when you're clawing at the boundaries of your little world, you always had a choice.
 
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LOL he cited Encyclopedia Dramatica as a source.
Every single person who has tried to take down this website goes the exact same route:
  1. They find Null's ED page after searching his name for blackmail and bring up him posting about neko shota from when he was 14
  2. They tweet at and bother cloudflare and rile up the twitter mob
  3. They mention the "Kiwifarms kill count"
  4. The site gets DDosed and maybe an article or two is written about the situation
  5. Things die down and people lose interest
  6. They realize it's a pointless fight and move on
Rinse and repeat. If the tons of press Byuu's faked suicide didn't kill this site you sure as shit won't Lucas
 
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Every single person who has tried to take down this website goes the exact same route.
  1. They find his ED page after searching his name for blackmail and bring up him posting about neko shota from when he was 14
  2. They tweet at and bother cloudflare and rile up the twitter mob
  3. They mention the "Kiwifarms kill count"
  4. The site gets DDosed and maybe an article or two is written about the situation
  5. Things die down and people lose interest
  6. They realize it's a pointless fight and move on
7. we laugh.
 
I guarantee this is somewhere else in the threat but Keefals has been complaining about the farms a lot on twitter. It is just weird to always blame us.
I am sure that Keefals is monitoring this thread, so let me make one thing clear, we are not the source of all trolls. To quote the official stance of Kiwi Farms: We are not the autistic illuminati.
We are just here to laugh at people from afar, that is it. We do not SWAT, we do not even retweet. Trolls can come from other places:
  • Youtube
  • Twitch
  • Discord
  • 4chan
  • Twitter
  • Instagram/Facebook/Normie Social Media
I hate that kiwifarms gets blamed for everything. I have been lurking here for way longer than I have had an account and I have just never seen any trolling plans. We are unironically just here to laugh.
i hate they blame the whole website or moon, like people do what they want and they arent robots that listen to rules so to blame everyone is just retarded
 
I'm sorry, but if Lucas expects me to have any amount of respect towards people who genuinely mutilate their functional genitalia under the pretense of mental well-being and don't think children are out of reach for doing the same, he is out of luck.

Any "threat" that came out of this thread couldn't be worse than what you've done Lucas, you fucking chopped your balls off LOL
 
Was it ever confirmed that the emails the swatter sent even included Lucas's address?

I've been thinking about it and it wouldn't have mattered if it did or didn't. The email didn't say he killed his boyfriend or anyone at the apartment complex, it was a threatened mass shooting against city council. His address wouldn't have been relevant to any part of the letter and completely unnecessary since the police would just look it up in their database
 
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