Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[cerulean hydra]

Can't wait for the inevitable "they doxed my airbnb!" schizo tweets after the thread hits 1000 and Lucas finally raises the griftfundme goal to 100,000 (it's still 95k, right?).

I wonder what he'll order for himself and forget about this time. A hundred boxes of macaroni and cheese from amazon grocery? A crate of rogaine to try and fix that bald spot he's hiding under a cheap wig?

Probably just more pizza. He's not creative enough to actually do something intentionally funny.

 

[A Traveler]

Is this what it's like living rent-free in someone's head? I gotta say I like it a lot plenty of space, good internet connection. All I got to do is get my couch and Switch set up and I'm golden.

 

[I glow in the dark]

No wonder wheels got booted lol. Traitorous furfag

Nigga don't even know we already leaving XenForo
EDIT:included tweet link

 

[Tomboy Supremacist]

My contribution

 

[NoReturn]

Dear London police:

Godspeed to whoever entry-level fucker is responsible for catching up on the last 950 pages.
<- You

 

[MichaelHolly]

Is this what it's like living rent-free in someone's head?

If there nobody out there with a consrant hate boner for you, you ain't living right

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

Direct message to @Null
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Someone who knows how to edit video should make one of these, except it's Keffals interrupting the Allied general.

 

[make_it_so]

Oh boy a war arc

Whose gonna win this time

Artists or the ass blasted ratio autist

Surely this will end differently than every other time a lolcos has tried this

I'm confident in our odds. Still, no matter how it turns, I'm sure our Dear Leader will make a defiant stand to the end, and everyone here will join him.

*Just replace "Enterprise" with "Kiwi Farms."

 

[joebobmurphy]

Spoiler: (NSFL)Keffals has a brave new announcement!

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I've had just enough to drink where that that caused me to choke on my own laughter.

Just a reminder, Lucas, that your farty findom porn will never disappear, thanks to us. Put this in your googledrive, fag.

Edit: Holy shit, it just penetrated my whiskey-fogged brain. This dumbass made his ultra-serious public statement in front of a green screen. HRT, not even once.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

>reading massive thread on this dumb tranny because I decided to drift a squad car and got stuck on desk duty
>see the tranny porn
>see schizo trying to get the tranny to debate them on the NBA
>see nigger for the 1000th time
>see the tranny’s entire Twitter activity for the last few months
>see clips of the tranny speaking
>see the fetish porn

This cop is either getting redpilled or put under suicide watch.

 

[Wemmy]

LADIES OF THE KEFFALS THREAD! You must know the enemy! Who are these brave enemy soldiers?
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Bonus:
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that stitching is more offensive than anything on this thread

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

>reading massive thread on this dumb tranny because I decided to drift a squad car and got stuck on desk duty
>see the tranny porn
>see schizo trying to get the tranny to debate them on the NBA
>see nigger for the 1000th time
>see the tranny’s entire Twitter activity for the last few months
>see clips of the tranny speaking
>see the fetish porn

This cop is either getting redpilled or put under suicide watch.

Both?

 

[B'owl]

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Hello Cancuck police! why are you focusing on us instead of literal criminals that are running around free?

Better Call The Canadian Government
(who can't do shit, btw)

 

[themasterlurker]

https://twitter.com/TransYeen/status/1560422088762171395

https://archive.ph/1K5e4

 

[Wemmy]

Someone who knows how to edit video should make one of these, except it's Keffals interrupting the Allied general.

on it

 

[Thomas Paine]

Daily Dose of HRT

 

[NoReturn]

I'd like to imagine that @Blood Unit's song is playing in some backroom of a police station.

 

[Mango Cobra]

No wonder wheels got booted lol. Traitorous furfag
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Nigga don't even know we already leaving XenForo
EDIT:included tweet link

I'm still amazed at Freddit's sudden about face from being pro free speech to actively attempting to censor people, and becoming a bitter, constantly offended loser, all because he's still upset he lost his failure of a website. He seems to think that if he actively allies with literally anyone trying to get KF shut down, he'll be forgiven for creating 8chan and being involved with GaymerGate, be it Ethan Ralph or Keffals.

 

[Download This Cat]

No wonder wheels got booted lol. Traitorous furfag
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Nigga don't even know we already leaving XenForo
EDIT:included tweet link

Apparently he's trying to do this to.... avenge Near? Ok sure furry

Sauce

 

[Shadow Man Dingo]

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https://twitter.com/TransYeen/status/1560422088762171395

https://archive.ph/1K5e4

Remember, threatening a massive Internet backbone with essentially terrorist threats is still terrorism.

Doesn't mean you won't get arrested because you will never be a woman.