Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Unabomber11]

For the Keffals fan club


https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2022-lolcow-derby.127329/post-12764734

 

[April1st]

Let's get some greenscreen edits also, inb4 London Police Rules of Nature

I made this, but I didn't want to finish the rest of the music video.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Oh I'm an old retard who has been on the internet for far too long, it made me burst out into laughter hearing this fool cry over receiving pizzas.

Good work lads.

What would make this even better is if the pizzas were actually paid for meaning the only thing Luke has to be mad about is hearing some guy, or worse a woman, say his real name to his face. It would also be great because Luke could never admit it part because it turns this from a prank to free food with no one harmed.

 

[Racist Trash]

Wow this is just like kiwifarms' 6th of jan!

 

[Failure_Personified]

Original:

Archive (720p):
View attachment 3615959

I am a little disappointed that y’all could find someone based on bed sheets but the “swatting” attempt on the old man was easily avoidable. So idk, just come on you know. I know whoever of you did it that your (hopefully) clever enough.

Also the GoFundMe is so cringe; Keffals has money, use it dumbass!

 

[Blacklight]

The gunt will subsume all with it's greasy jiggly mass. Imagine being so down and out you join together with a fucking tranny because you got felted over a corn joke.

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

So let me get this straight: “harassment“ is being sent free pizza? So uhm… someone harass me at around noonish, yeah? Make it extra doxy with additional sprinklings of death threats please.

 

[Bloatlord]

View attachment 3617759

https://twitter.com/TransYeen/status/1560422088762171395

https://archive.ph/1K5e4

Troons threatening to commit crimes on Keffals behalf now lmao. I hope they are prosecuted for this while Kiwi Farms continues to run as usual, causing them to seethe forever.

 

[PaladinBoo]

I think the “Kill yourself Lucas” is either from me or @RangerBoo. It could be in reference to Lucas shitting on a politician wishing a veteran a happy birthday, Lucas bragging about ratioing Steven Colbert in terms of raising money for charity, or me just telling him to kill himself because he referenced the “when were you when John Lenin dies” meme and it annoyed me. Likely that last one.

Could be either of us but my guess is that honor goes to you @A1 Steak Sauce. Lucas clearly has a hate boner (Haha! As if he can get one now!) for you given the fact that you were the one who did God's work and doxed all his mods and Discord kittens. Lucas, it is not A1 fault that you are a gross, fat, disgusting, dickless faggot who grooms young boys to take bathtub HRT and cut their dicks off. What do you think was going to happen when the Farms found out you were a gross groomer that double, no, triple down on his grooming of children? Seriously Lucas, even downies can understand what would have happened.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Keffals made us KiwiFarms greatest hits compilation in the form of his press-kit. Thanks Lucas!
LINK (It's a Google Drive link, mind your google accounts)

"Feeling guilt for posting on threads relevant to the suicides is discouraged, and users found publicly considering that they may have contributed to the act are often called “A-Logs”, a term born from an extremely eccentric user of the same name."

Not really telling the whole truth here, but whatever helps boost your narrative.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Hey Canadian police reading this thread, look at these Keffals clips.

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

What do you think was going to happen when the Farms found out you were a gross groomer that double, no, triple down on his grooming of children? Seriously Lucas, even downies can understand what would have happened.

 

[cornycat]

I would advise anyone using the site to use the TOR browser and the TOR service that Null provides us. If they use some sort of Talmudic Tactics to force him to give up user data legally, there's not much to hand over.

http://uquusqsaaad66cvub4473csdu4uu7ahxou3zqc35fpw5d4ificedzyqd.onion/

Tor is very slow, is there a better alternative I could do?

 

[SNAFU]

One thing I'm currently confused about, as you can see the "Leeds Dox Reference List" was uploaded on Aug 18th
View attachment 3617560

But out of 6 links, 4 of them are from 2nd of July, and two of them are from the 11th
View attachment 3617591

Does this mean Keffals was just waiting for an opportune time to pounce on KF, and is using the swatting incident as bait for it? Who knows, just thought it was a weird thing to hold onto like that and might be of interest

I'd be willing to bet that hes not doing the research himself and is being fed this stuff from other people. Hes the infallible troon who can brush off any backlash. A lot of people that dont like kiwifarms were sure quick to jump to his aid.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

4000 years in photoshop: the Kiwiler
View attachment 3618080

Spoiler: design your own!

View attachment 3618084

Thanks for the template spent 1488 hours in Photoshop and gimp to make a custom pfp.

The phantom of truth says Keffals will never be a real woman.

 

[Burg]

Probably been said already but I'm still catching up with things, kind of ironic this fucking idiot would claim the farms needs to burn for the exact same shit he advocates doing to people who don't absolutely align with his deranged worldviews. If half the shit this retard advocates doing and has done to "TERFS" was done to him he'd be screaming for immediate arrests.

 

[Buckaroo]

4000 years in photoshop: the Kiwiler
View attachment 3618080

Spoiler: design your own!

View attachment 3618084

Thank you!

 

[Just a Retard]

You know, I wonder how this ends. Keffals doesn’t strike me as the type to just quietly admit defeat and ignore Kiwifarms. He’s made a big deal about bringing it down.

So…either he ends up destroyed or Kiwifarms is.

I dunno, maybe I’m reading too much into the grift.

Don't underestimate the ability of a living failure to give up on previously established goals.
The way this will go down is:

1. twitter dim-lluminati pool everyone's SSI breadcrumbs to buy another DDOS against the farms, Null cries a bit internally but he's man enough to not show it; nothing changes after that, repeat;
2. “people” slowly lose interest in Keffles' grift, forcing them to try to escalate it, more lulz for the milk truck, repeat;
3. Keffals somehow rationalizes how “we won, anyway keep donating please”.

There is, of course, the secret ending but you need to beat the game on hard mode first and collect all the 69 rope pieces in minecraft. Best timeline by far is Keffals actually getting a public office and then the opposition having to visit the thread to gather shit to fling at them.

 

[blacksmith tony]

Rape jokes about grandma are child’s play. Those pizzas were terrifying!

I'd be willing to bet that hes not doing the research himself and is being fed this stuff from other people. Hes the infallible troon who can brush off any backlash. A lot of people that dont like kiwifarms were sure quick to jump to his aid.

No doubt. He’s as lazy as he is fat

 

[Gunterator]

How long until we get news reports on tv talking about the murderer known as kiwifarms? Online articles are fun and all, but cant wait to see the video content. How long until we get a kiwifarms documentary? The Internet Death Note - Kiwifarms an online documentary.

Not possible keffals will never leave the internet and if there was kiwifarms documentary it would be like a netflix documentary on something 10 years old and be 6 episodes each an hour long with absolutely nothing new.