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Cardenio said:
Remember Kekkals, we r Kiwis
We r leegion, we do knot 4give and we do not 4get.
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WE HAVE OVER NINE THOUSAND PENISES
AND WE WERE ALL BORN WITH THEM
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People asking "why he just doesn't go outside/just log off lmao."

The answer is: he can't. The Internet is the one place where his game of pretend is accepted. His identity is entirely dependent on a simulation. Big social media sites are the only spaces that will make any reminders of reality go away by bullying and banning anyone who does not to play along. Not to mention this is where he grifts.

Lucas cannot function in the real world. Because the second he steps outside, the illusion breaks. Any normal person can see him for what he is. And although they are usually too polite to say anything, you can see it in their eyes; the subconscious signs of discomfort and confusion, the body language. "What is this double chinned genderblob in front of me? What's up with the weird voice and the psychotic eyes?" Not even the bullshit laws of Canada or the Uk will make the look in their eyes go away. Thinly veiled disgust is the best he's ever going to get. And that is in major cities. Rural people are even less inclined to put up with this bullshit. He can't get a job and contribute to society in any meaningful way because he is so mentally weak that the mere confrontation with normalcy breaks him. Keffals truly is, terminally online.

I can go outside without ever having to think of what people see me as. I don't need to change my face or dress in any particular way, I don't depend on the constant administration of drugs or dangerous, destructive surgeries. My voice is natural without me ever even having to think about it. What I am is a universal truth and no one questions it. But Lucas and all other trannies need to wage a constant war against their fellow men and their own bodies. They have to change the definition of words, keep up a non-top stream of convincing that they are, in fact, beautiful women. Rather than mentally ill freaks in dresses. And no matter how great their efforts, in the end is it not enough. The look is still there.

We can see you, Lucas.

He can have his grift money, honestly. Cause amount of no cash in the world would make me want to live this kind of hellish existence. It hardly needs to be said but be glad you are not Keffals. Thank god on your knees every day that you are not Keffals.
 
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Do you really think that Keffals lost here? Grifting up 100 grand and increasing your exposure off this much is amongst the most anyone has ever profited from being doxxed. The only downside is that some kiwifarmers are going to make fun of you while you gain thousands of empty brained sympathy fans - pretty good trade off. All you have to do is exaggerate the scope of the problem (tHeYrE tRyInG tO KiLl mE!!1) and pick a scapegoat to blame it on (us!).

I don't really follow Keffals but damn, to me it seems like this is a calculated move that's working out pretty damn well.
 
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It is definitely just grift the difference is he is trying to band together the lolcows who feels like they have been wronged by kiwifarms to make the most money for herself.




He will use this to his advantage to make the most money possible while assembling a coalition of sorts against the farms. The problem is they are all lolcows so it will only go hilariously bad for them.
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When will he join the lolcow bong that shall not be named in his autistic cabal of retardation?
AMHOLIO said:
I'd like to complement Keffals for finally getting to have a one black defender so Lucas can claim he's totally not racist.

Reminds me, I wonder if Keffals fans are too afraid to brigade this thread since a lot of us read as male aggressors and they only feel safe bullying females? 🤔
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So are you saying they’d just shit up beauty parlor? I’d like to see them try.
ConspicuousArdiunoDue said:
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This is the face of the average Keffals Simp.
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Memorize it well. It is the face of the enemy of our lord and savior Destiny, the streamer we would do anything for and who’s commands we’d obey without questioning or doubt.
EndertheXenocide said:
Keffals should thank us for giving him job security. He just made 6 figures and got to enjoy some cheese pizza for free. We deserve at least 10% of that.
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I have an idea on how to fund the forum. Hear me out. We create a fake group of lolcows like Deagel Nation. These fake lol cows will then have YouTube and twitch channels. They’ll get “doxed” and then get “swatted.” Then we start up a few patrons and go fund mes to fight against transphobia and to be used to shut down the farms, but in actuality we’ll use it to keep the site going. That or we can do a cookie drive but with the tranny pride flag.

Either way if anyone tries to call us out we will just call them transphobic.
 
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Do you really think that Keffals lost here? Grifting up 100 grand and increasing your exposure off this much is amongst the most anyone has ever profited from being doxxed. The only downside is that some kiwifarmers are going to make fun of you while you gain thousands of empty brained sympathy fans - pretty good trade off. All you have to do is exaggerate the scope of the problem (tHeYrE tRyInG tO KiLl mE!!1) and pick a scapegoat to blame it on (us!).

I don't really follow Keffals but damn, to me it seems like this is a calculated move that's working out pretty damn well.
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Isn't Keffals the tranny that was raiding /r9k/ and drove that kid to kill himself with a shotgun? I think that we can make this work in our favor if we're not total retards.
 
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People asking "why he just doesn't go outside/just log off lmao."

The answer is: he can't. The Internet is the one place where his game of pretend is accepted. His identity is entirely dependent on a simulation. Big social media sites are the only spaces that will make any reminders of reality go away by bullying and banning anyone who does not to play along. Not to mention this is where he grifts.

Lucas cannot function in the real world. Because the second he steps outside, the illusion breaks. Any normal person can see him for what he is. And although they are usually too polite to say anything, you can see it in their eyes; the subconscious signs of discomfort and confusion, the body language. "What is this double chinned genderblob in front of me? What's up with the weird voice and the psychotic eyes?" Not even the bullshit laws of Canada or the Uk will make the look in their eyes go away. Thinly veiled disgust is the best he's ever going to get. And that is in major cities. Rural people are even less inclined to put up with this bullshit. He can't get a job and contribute to society in any meaningful way because he is so mentally weak that the mere confrontation with normalcy breaks him. Keffals truly is, terminally online.

I can go outside without ever having to think of what people see me as. I don't need to change my face or dress in any particular way, I don't depend on the constant administration of drugs or dangerous, destructive surgeries. My voice is natural without me ever even having to think about it. What I am is a universal truth and no one questions it. But Lucas and all other trannies need to wage a constant war against their fellow men and their own bodies. They have to change the definition of words, keep up a non-top stream of convincing that they are, in fact, beautiful women. Rather than mentally ill freaks in dresses. And no matter how great their efforts, in the end is it not enough. The look is still there.

We can see you, Lucas.

He can have his grift money, honestly. Cause amount of no cash in the world would make me want to live this kind of hellish existence. It hardly needs to be said but be glad you are not Keffals. Thank god on your knees every day that you are not Keffals.
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The Grillcast™ said:
Do you really think that Keffals lost here? Grifting up 100 grand and increasing your exposure off this much is amongst the most anyone has ever profited from being doxxed. The only downside is that some kiwifarmers are going to make fun of you while you gain thousands of empty brained sympathy fans - pretty good trade off. All you have to do is exaggerate the scope of the problem (tHeYrE tRyInG tO KiLl mE!!1) and pick a scapegoat to blame it on (us!).

I don't really follow Keffals but damn, to me it seems like this is a calculated move that's working out pretty damn well.
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I kinda think both of these are true.

On the one hand, it's clear to see Keffals doesn't have their life together. They're unkempt, slovenly, and even if someone didn't know better and believed they're a woman, they would likely think they're an ugly as hell woman.
On top of which all this internet shit is literally the most attention they get. I'd argue the people on this site care more about Keffals than people IRL; even AFTER the swatting. And that is a REALLY bitter as fuck pill to swallow.
On top of which, they don't seem to show any skills that'd make them more worthy than being a desk jockey in some business paid minimum wage for number crunching; or a janitor in whatever Canada's equivalent to 7-11 is.

However, despite the general description of what is most likely an empty life, in the short term at least, they've won out. 100 K is a damn good chunk of money, and if they spend it wisely, they're gonna not require anything for at least a couple of years or so. Not to mention validation and support from thousands of randos who heard the "I got swatted and had a gun in my face!" line without looking into what exactly happened. Which fulfils what these kinda lolcows really want: attention, especially positive attention.

So in the short term, Keffals got what they want: money and positive attention. On the overall though, their life really ain't that exciting, and I predict once people move on to someone else, they're fucked.
 
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