Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Null]

I like how the Kwigglers embrace the naturally sinister aesthetic of the dead, soulless eyes of the original.

 

[Backinpogform]

He has to be this stupid on purpose, right? It’s less sad to me if he is deliberately making this thread hit 1000 before September than if he’s just being himself,

 

[Miller]

(A)

Since we're still in August, maybe Lucas could get Justin Trudeau to tweet about Goobergrape.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

He has to be this stupid on purpose, right? It’s less sad to me if he is deliberately making this thread hit 1000 before September than if he’s just being himself,

It certainly looks like Lucas is intentionally pouring gasoline. I think he has gotten high off all the media attention and money he is grifted and wants to keep the party going by antagonizing his perceived enemies.

 

[Walter White]

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You motherfucker I called this account Walter White to do your video as a bit, I lurk for months finally make an account and someone beats me to the joke

 

[FinnSven]

Apologies if very late, but have the police monitoring the thread seen Keffal’s porn yet?

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

>2:35 "users of the site Kiwi Farms.com"

Those darn Kiwi Farms.com users! We at Kiwi Farms.net would never bully a stunning and brave™ trans streamer like Lucas!

Retard can’t even get the url right. I’m not sure why that amuses me so much.

 

[Kinoplex Robert]

Lucas had a big banging intro but has sort of fizzled out, this streaming rage and the cracks in the "Transphobes can't make me mad" mask he's been so smugly wearing is satisfying though, hopefully this leads to another blow up. Declaring a war on the forum and dubbing Null the ultimate villain of trans people is gonna be hard to beat.

Someone pass me the knife and fork because I'm ready to eat my words now. Lucas, you've outperformed all expectations in your field of being a retard on the internet and to show our appreciation for your hard work making yourself into a laughing stock I would like to offer you a promotion from Cow to Steer, please note the company insurance will not cover your hormone treatments and this position does not come with an increase in pay so don't ask.

 

[Tips]

His permanently online syndrome is severely showing if he actually thinks that police officer Jim so-and-so with a wife and two teenage daughters is going to read the OP of this thread and not go, "holy shit this degenerate should not be on the streets."

 

[frari]

I don't think anyone will ever stick their neck out for me

I don't know Null, I'd like to think if you were ever on the run from the law I'd let you hide out in my shed out back.

The local climate is florida-ish, but I'm sure I could russle you up a small fan or something.

 

[Autistic Spergout]

Due to the harassment of Joshua Conner Moon aka Null and our beloved Kiwi Farms (brought on by Keffals) my close friend has committed suicide. With this I hope Keffals is brought to justice and de-platformed for this unforgivable act.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

I don't know Null, I'd like to think if you were ever on the run from the law I'd let you hide out in my shed out back.

Is that your tool shed or your rape shed?

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

It goes to show that no matter how much you can grift, nothing much can get in the way of thanatos.

Like, sure, it's clearly an attention whore basking in its 15 minutes, but take one look at that and tell me it's making it to 40. Endless wealth, more privilege and affluence than most of the world can imagine - and it doesn't matter. The drive to self-destruct will not be stopped, and so desperately tries to occupy itself with consumption and distraction spiraling in a delightful cadence of insanity. Give the man a million dollars, and he'll still seek erasure.

 

[frari]

Is that your tool shed or your rape shed?

Potato Potahto

 

[Dieter Laser]

Dear police faggots of Canada,

I am a simple Armenian rapist who targets fat elderly women in Utah. Please do not threaten me by saying you’ll pour hot maple syrup onto my genitals. I would really hate that.

Sincerely,

The Utah Fat Old Armenian Rapist

 

[Yankee Shogun]

He has to be this stupid on purpose, right? It’s less sad to me if he is deliberately making this thread hit 1000 before September than if he’s just being himself,

Hes doing it because money, he's made 100k+ at this point by pretending a Gossip forum is waging a pizza Jihad against him

I like how the Kwigglers embrace the naturally sinister aesthetic of the dead, soulless eyes of the original.

Never heard of dressing for the job you want?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Dear police faggots of Canada,

Honestly, you would think Canada would learn by now with “POPULAR INTERNET TROONS” after the whole Johnathan Yaniv thing.

But, oh well. Day of the rake, when?

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Hes doing it because money, he's made 100k+ at this point by pretending a Gossip forum is waging a pizza Jihad against him

In his quest to grift another $100k, Lucas will end up with a 10,000 page thread. And to think we haven’t even gotten to the lolsuit part yet.

 

[DennisReynolds]

I can be a real petty asshole when I want to be, but I couldn't fathom going on TV and stream leaking crocodile tears about how horrible and unprecedented this is. This faggot built an entire career around harassing people online, sending his followers after them and even outright wishing they'd get SWAT'd. Fuck you Lucas you disingenuous piece of shit, I hope you get everything you deserve.

 

[MrGodSlave]

On one hand, Lucas will surely amass the greatest amount of shekels. On the other hand, he will go completely insane. This is the library of Alexandria for documenting lolcows, yet it cannot burn.

I am sorry Lucas, ye shall find no vanquishable demons here, only reflection upon reflection. Some make sense, others are as detestable as yourself and could be sensibly called reflection.

At the end of the journey, rainbow, tunnel, it is only more spergy-filled misery. There is no GG, outside of a rusty blade, self inflicted revolver, or a slow choking inevitability.