Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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A1 Steak Sauce said:
Lucas just said that he had a suicide attempt in his teens that sent him to the hospital and that his family thought the trans shit was a phase until then. Classic troon culture.
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Lucas is such a failure he can’t even succeed at a suicide attempt or he’s making this up for money like everything else. Someone should ask him about his Queen Clara findom persona and ask if his current audience are his paypigs now.
 
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sassblassted said:
Seeing as the fundraiser has practically reached 95.000, what do you think will be the next goal?

Lucas seemingly raised the goal by 15.000 to 25.000 everytime it hit the goal, so my guess is 110.000
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Is there a way to graph their GFM contributions? because they seem to be slowing down.
 
Hey Lucas. Since you've conviced yourself that everyone here is out for your blood, take these to calm you down. All you had to do was to shut the fuck up and not groom random kids on your shitty discord. No one would've cared and your thread would've died down. But yet here you are.

You fucking retard.
 
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I can believe Lucas was bullied. Who wouldn’t bully someone with these kinds of facial expressions. That is a tiny fucking mouth.
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B'owl said:
So Lucas said on stream that his lawyer told him to be careful with what he says as it could be used against him in court. Pretty bad idea to actively tell your viewers to go to the Cloudflare HQ and harass them if your lawyer told you this.
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Given his room temperature IQ and lack of emotional stability he's going to fuck this up dozens of times at least.
 
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Internet War Criminal said:
It's like he's constantly on speed, but with regular pupils.
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He's normally low energy as all fuck, today he is most definitely on adderall or some shit. He's got the Hitler bounce going on


A1 Steak Sauce said:
Lucas just said that he had a suicide attempt in his teens that sent him to the hospital and that his family thought the trans shit was a phase until then. Classic troon culture.
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This is explains why the police deadnamed him - he was hospitalized for a suicide attempt as a teen before he changed his name so it would be in their database under the old name.
 
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It would be so funny if Lucas tried to get Terryberry's abusive boyfriend on his stream for an interview. I seriously wouldn't put it past him to try and sympathize who a girlfriend-beating groomer (literal groomer, he started dating her when she was 16 and he was 29, sound familiar?) just to get at Null.
A1 Steak Sauce said:
@Winter is beyond rent free in Lucas’s head. Lucas is practically paying Winter to be there. You don’t mention supposed a-logs on stream because that’s what they want. He’s mentioned Winter twice.
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What's even funnier is that Winter probably isn't even watching the stream, since Lucas's streams are just dead airfests with the occasional gofundme shill plug.
A1 Steak Sauce said:
Lucas just said that he had a suicide attempt in his teens that sent him to the hospital and that his family thought the trans shit was a phase until then. Classic troon culture.
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I wouldn't be surprised if that was linked to that troon he met online who Lucas said groomed him and made him strip on camera.
 
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Unabomber11 said:
All this talk of Keffals being a martyr and cults and religion and an hero got this bitch b-b-b-buzzing with ideas….

(I’m not just a one-trick pony, pun absolutely intended)….


May I present the various St Keffals:

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St. Sorrenti



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Our Lady of Perpetual Victimhood


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🎶O come all ye Catboys…🎶


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St. Grifter, full of Grace


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St. Silly Fish



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Our Lady of Perpetual Dilation



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Clara, patron Saint of HRT


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St. Side Eye of Resting Bitch Face
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Why are you so funny, yet so absolutely insane?
 
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