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WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

"NEAR'S FRIEND" THAT KEFFALS IS TALKING TO IN THE CHAT

IS ZRCALO

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THIS GUY IS A FUCKING ZOOPHILE

WHAT THE FUCK LUCAS

KILL YOURSELF, ACTUALLY KILL YOURSELF, WHAT THE FUCK

@0 1 @Wheezy Asthmatic @Null



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Sprate edit: Lucas's response to his chat asking him why he is promoting a necrophiliac zoophile:
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(thanks @thhrang)

Chat archive of this stream:
The plot thickens, interesting. Canadian London police who's watching this thread would you kindly take notes. :cunningpepe:
 
"Every single person who has a thread, I am going to reach out to them, I am going to hold my hand out to them, and I am going to ask them if they want to join me" - Keffals
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Holy crap even Libs of Tik Tok is getting involved. The fact that Chris had sex with his mother last year around this time and the Bella Janke stuff happened and now this year we have the whole internet and lolcow sphere talking about Keffals I'm convinced August is the month where Kiwi Farms season finales happen.
LoTT is now subsidized by the Babylon Bee, I think. Maybe Jersh should ask them for some tugboats?
 
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Boymoder? Does everybody call him "Giorgio"?
 
(in Canadian Jordan Peterson's Voice) LUCAS GO WASH YOUR STINK DITCH

Anyway...
Lucas, my boy, I'm praying for you. You may be able to duck these Kiwifarms, but you can't duck the hands of Jesus. He gonna wrap you up and then Stone Cold Stun Stun Stun yo ass. I am a proud Christian Nationalist with a penchant for prayer. A prayer warrior of God, that is. I'm typing this on my phone surrounded by other proud Christian Nationalist prayer warriors. We don't get paid for this.

Forgive me if I speak in tongues as I was once a hard core Pentacostal Christian.

OAHIHHHHHHHHHAHIHUUYYYUUUYNIGBRBHGNEBRNEMRNWK NIGNLKERBSLKERBBQ
 
By the way if any Keffals/Lucas simps managed to pass by this .

There is no such thing as mentally matured children. Underaged kids say this as a way to totally prove that they know grown up stuff and can totally handle it despite not understanding the concept of why it's for grown ups. You saying that is proving that you choose to take advantage of a way a child would usually think, just because Lucas thinks they are doesn't mean he should be fucking over peoples kids and turning them against their parents all over a tranny who wants to added up his collection of harem.

Wanna know why people also don't believe in LGBTQ+ youth's back then, it's because people understood that they are formed through sexual abuse, grooming, and gaining their trust in their cult just like how one of them did to Lucas Roberts. The tranny who groomed him never took into consideration that what he was doing was wrong, he decided to come up on Lucas only to spread out his cult to keep growing it larger.
After all tranny freaks like that usually end up dying out because they've fucked up their only way to leave an offspring so they'll resort to any means necessary to keep it going.

Oh and you will all never be a woman. And the tranny whiteknights will never get to fuck Keffals axe wounded shit hole.
 
The anti Kiwi Alliance should host a conference in real life. It would be such an amazing event. All the lolcows getting into fights with each other other snacks, autistic shrieking over which entertainment products would be triggering/degenerate, a Dashcon style meltdown culminating in one half deflated piss-soaked ball pit.

It would be the greatest event in the history of the farms. And it culminated when CWC gets out of prison unexpectedly and shows up ranting about the merge.
 
The anti Kiwi Alliance should host a conference in real life. It would be such an amazing event. All the lolcows getting into fights with each other other snacks, autistic shrieking over which entertainment products would be triggering/degenerate, a Dashcon style meltdown culminating in one half deflated piss-soaked ball pit.

It would be the greatest event in the history of the farms. And it culminated when CWC gets out of prison unexpectedly and shows up ranting about the merge.
I think it would unironically bring on the merge, that sort of craziness concentrated would shatter the very fabric of reality.
 
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