Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[autosarcophagy]

oh no what happened? what is this Lucas Keffals thing supposed to be.

 

[Blanche]

I pledge to donate personally to help Null achieve his true self. Chop that dick off, Null. I will accept you.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

i leave for like 5 days and its already been 1000 pages wtf how do u act this retarded to get yourself this many pages in 4 months

edit: its been 10 but like wtf how

 

[boongus]

wow I cannot believe Lucas genuinely think he and his tranny army have any chance of shutting down K*******S. Lucas about a dozen people have tried shutting down the site to similar effect, even someone as autistic as you should notice a pattern.

 

[Niggerphobe]

View attachment 3622374
Retard nigger

I want to see someone try to ask for proof and see what bullshit they pull up

 

[ratmaster123]

Lucas will hopefully end his pathetic life live. It is inevitable that one day he will be crushed under the weight of his own actions.

 

[Jason Blaha's Hat]

I hate to break it to you all but no police officers, canadian or otherwise, are monitoring this thread or ever will. The police do not give a fuck about gay internet bullshit. Like how many times have cows insisted that the local police force are monitoring the forum? How is Lucas any different?

 

[Faggotdog Niggertail]

I've lurked on this thread since this tranny first got featured for getting Destiny banned or some shit, and every day since then has surpassed my expectations on how stupid one can be. They have not learned a single thing in this threads entire existence, and they continue to blame other people for their own stupid faults. They continue to read it and lurk it for their own content on themselves, complain all about it and say how evil we are, yet don't learn a single thing from it to avoid it happening again.

None of this would've happened Lucas if you actually followed proper OPSEC and didn't... you know... FUCKING GROOM CHILDREN you disgusting shit. I guess in a way, thank you Lucas for being the most retarded degenerate moron. Without your help, we wouldn't have shit to call you a faggot and a nigger about. May the maple leaf police get their heads out of their asses and do their jobs on you.

Remember the three letters Lucas: Cope, Seethe, Dilate.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Keffals, since you read the thread, could you at least somehow hint at what your thinking is for forming the lolcow Avengers and what it could possibly accomplish? Really, I'd like to see anything here, just give me something not vague and meaningless like, say, a hypothetical class action lolsuit. I just need to know what the scope is we're talking about.

 

[Doseferatu]

Never mind, I confused the source video for the edited one.

I dedicate this modern take on "St. Crispin's Day speech" to Lucas.

I have been advised by someone who may have known an attorney that I should include this is NSFW, as there is gore.

 

[Lame Entropy]

why does this nigga look so greasy/dirty? take a shower loser

 

[La Lengua De Mariposas]

He's raised almost $100k for "moving costs" and for a legal fund

• Moving costs are $2k tops
• 1 month at a London, Ontario hotel is maybe $5k, $10k tops
• He is getting pro bono legal services from multiple lawyers

Where is the other $80k-90k going?

Ingredients for bathtub hormones 4 kidz and hush money 4 kidz

 

[Troglofrog]

Everytime I come back to this thread Lucas is able to somehow do something even dumber. The downward spiral never ends.

 

[Baraadmirer]

View attachment 3622410

Just think, we're breaking 100 pages in less than a day at this rate.

 

[autosarcophagy]

ahhh i get now. but why is somebody so afraid for there life asking for so much attention. what attention whore.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

"NEAR'S FRIEND" THAT KEFFALS IS TALKING TO IN THE CHAT

IS ZRCALO

View attachment 3620848
View attachment 3620851
View attachment 3620853

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/carlau...blue3foxx-damnit-todd-zoophilestruggs.111095/

THIS GUY IS A FUCKING ZOOPHILE

WHAT THE FUCK LUCAS

KILL YOURSELF, ACTUALLY KILL YOURSELF, WHAT THE FUCK

@0 1 @Wheezy Asthmatic @Null



Mod edit: Zrcalo's response:



Sprate edit: Lucas's response to his chat asking him why he is promoting a necrophiliac zoophile:
View attachment 3621220
View attachment 3621626
(thanks @thhrang)

Chat archive of this stream:

ZRcalo was heavily involved in the recent Hypnotist Sappho drama. I have no idea why Struggs/Zrcalo is getting themselves involved heavily into drama like this after getting yelled at by CoyoteLovely.

 

[Marvin]

"Every single person who has a thread, I am going to reach out to them, I am going to hold my hand out to them, and I am going to ask them if they want to join me" - Keffals

Lol, ok Keffals.

Let us know when you reach out to Gonzalo Lira, Casey Hoerth, Andrew Torba and Michael Thurlow.

I will never understand why people think they are so important in a niche field. "I am the top 20 influencer among cloud computing nerds"
Nobody cares, most companies do not care. Your iphone was made in a factory of chinese child slaves, your shirt was made by a 6 year old pakistani kid hired by GAP, and your twitter account is being run on the same servers that host child porn to the point that the FBI had to get involved.
Companies will just go with the cheapest and most reliable option, 80% of places with ddos protection choose cloudflare because they have a quality service.

Funny thing, Liz Fong Jones used to have the potential to do some damage. He worked at Google and in the past, used his official @google.com email (not @gmail.com, but actually an employee email) to hassle various service providers for KF.

You're right that cloudflare never give a shit about that, but still, for proprietors of smaller businesses, getting a whiny email from a @google.com email has the potential to really make you shit yourself.

And I don't think Liz was ever reprimaded for that massively unprofessional behavior by google.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Never mind, I confused the source video for the edited one.

I dedicate this modern take on "St. Crispin's Day speech" to Lucas.

Seriously does this faggot ever fucking smile or display any emotion other than what I can only interpret as disgust? He looks like what a normal person would look like upon discovering what "bathtub HRT" is and who makes it.

 

[La Lengua De Mariposas]

why does this nigga look so greasy/dirty? take a shower loser

Troons: They wanna dress like a woman but have hygiene of a manchild.

 

[Sprate Header]

Never mind, I confused the source video for the edited one.

I dedicate this modern take on "St. Crispin's Day speech" to Lucas.

Might consider adding a NSFW warning for the uncensored SRS pics, but besides that jumpscare, good video!