Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Homer Simpson]

“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.”

Was thinking of this exact quote today with lucas saying he is gonna protest Cloudflare lol.

Lucas, quickly protest facebook, I'm sure they do something to help Null.

 

[Abella]

Hey, Miss Clara Sorrenti. I'm being held hostage by evil transphobic white supremacist incels named "kiwis" and they want to take my estrogen and dilators away. I don't have access to my devices, I cannot speak to my catboys.

Kiwis doxxxxed me first, sent me a kilogramme of kiwifruit and kidnapped me. They want me to kill myself and "join the 41%". I'm literally shaking and crying, please send help. I don't want to be another number in this genocide.

Girl, I feel your pain. Joshua Conner Moon tied me up and forced me to eat a whole sheet cake while rubbing my tummy.

 

[AnOminous]

"Every single person who has a thread, I am going to reach out to them, I am going to hold my hand out to them, and I am going to ask them if they want to join me" - Keffals

He should contact fellow pedophiles Nickalaus Stoutzenberger, but he'll have to mail it to the prison he is in, as well as Nathan Larson, the pedophile currently awaiting trial, arstechnica writer Peter "Dr. Pizza" bright, also in prison as a pedophile, etc.

He should definitely make some new pedophile friends. He might even end up one of their cellies!

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Probably should have been more explicit last time this came up, but for the first and last time, Lucas and Bobposting were never in a relationship. I’m not sure how some of you retarded niggers came up with this, but I’ve never seen any proof of this and I’ve gone through a lot of archives on both of them. Bobposting is essentially a fucking NEET anyway. Also, Bobposting, stop posting Farms screenshots, that makes you a racist. Lucas, stop replying to private accounts, that makes you a retard. Fucking retard niggers.
(A)

 

[NicoFountaine]

, Cloudflare’s near monopoly on DDOS protection gives them the unique position of being able to not give a shit about the protests of mentally ill faggots, who are unlikely to be able to organize any protest of significance.

Not to argue against this, but Cloudflare is a publicity traded company. That's the point of pressure activist groups use to bend corporations to their most stupid and petty whims. Specially since blackrock began pushing this ESG crap.

ESG stands for Environmental, Social, and Governance. Investors are increasingly applying these non-financial factors as part of their analysis process to identify material risks and growth opportunities.

Given how high income tax rates are for high salaries, corporations opt to pay their top executives almost exclusively in Stocks. This creates a wedge between a traditional capitalist enterprise (You know, satisfy the customer in search for higher income, use the income to pay salaries and operational expenses, reinvestments to make your business better and keep the rest) What all these greedy executives care about is stock price. It doesn't really matter if your corporation doesn't make money that quarter, what matters is how much the stock price rose/fell. IF you lost money, you can always sell assets or downsize to make ends meet. Of course after three quarters of losing money in a Row investors will start to pull out, but up and front what they care about right now is ESG. That's why netflix was hemorrhaging subscribers and the stock price didn't actually suffer until very recently. Even though from a traditional capitalist perspective there was no reason to abandon investing in Netflix the moment Disney+ was announced. And the way they kept afloat was by announcing a bunch of diverse/woke garbage to keep investors (not subscribers) happy.

Investing firms like Blackrock can give your corporation a shitty ESG rating literally for not being equitable or climate change friendly which effectively can fuck your company up. so meaning doing stupid shit like announcing publicly you hired a chief diversity officer for your company can give you a better ESG rating. so investors keep buying your stock. When Roe V wade was overturned everyone began announcing they'd provide travel expenses for employees in anti-abortion states. Precisely for this reason. Those investors firms bend the knee specially when it comes to anything even remotely trans related. That's a hot bomb no one wants to deal with.

So those investors, can and will fuck cloudflare up if activist make a big enough of a ruckus. which is exactly what they are aiming for. Check the project veritas video about twitter, they outright said it, they don't care about money because twitter doesn't make money. They care about their shitty agenda and the stock price.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

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LOL going to expose how Cloudflare was mean to trannies and Muslims?

You do realize that Muslims hate trannies more than everyone one of us here combined right?

People here just point and laugh but step in the Middle East and a Muslim will either kill you, rape you, torture you, or all of above.

 

[Donkey Kongus]

I don't care if I'm late, this thread moves too fast. I just wanna share some cute wigglers my gf made for me
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Huge thanks to your gf for the new profile pic.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

So In all honesty guys, I stay away from anything even remotely related to trans stuff. so not about to bring my personal opinions to this thread. Neither about Keffals, nor anything, because likely ill piss you off, and so will I piss Keffals and Friends off, and I don't want that. Yeah, yeah, Centrist cuck, whatever. I'll let you and Josh deal with that.

However, Keffals announcing she plans a protest IRL in CloudFare, isn't that really bad? I mean Keffals has got a ton of influence and we know how corporations bend over to anything even remotely related to trans stuff. So likely CloudFare will drop the site, It's just a matter of time. Then they'll DDoS the site into oblivion.

Josh being the little cyberterrorist on the run he is, he probably is prepared for this kind of stuff, is he? or should I say bye to Laughing at CWC, Gunt and Furries?

The idea of this even working is more powerful than it actually coming to fruition. You think a bunch of mentally ill man children are any threat compared to what this site has faced?

 

[TitchBitties]

Not to argue against this, but Cloudflare is a publicity traded company. That's the point of pressure activist groups use to bend corporations to their most stupid and petty whims. Specially since blackrock began pushing this ESG crap.



Given how high income tax rates are for high salaries, corporations opt to pay their top executives almost exclusively in Stocks. This creates a wedge between a traditional capitalist enterprise (You know, satisfy the customer in search for higher income, use the income to pay salaries and operational expenses, reinvestments to make your business better and keep the rest) What all these greedy executives care about is stock price. It doesn't really matter if your corporation doesn't make money that quarter, what matters is how much the stock price rose/fell. IF you lost money, you can always sell assets or downsize to make ends meet. Of course after three quarters of losing money in a Row investors will start to pull out, but up and front what they care about right now is ESG. That's why netflix was hemorrhaging subscribers and the stock price didn't actually suffer until very recently. Even though from a traditional capitalist perspective there was no reason to abandon investing in Netflix the moment Disney+ was announced. And the way they kept afloat was by announcing a bunch of diverse/woke garbage to keep investors (not subscribers) happy.

Investing firms like Blackrock can give your corporation a shitty ESG rating literally for not being equitable or climate change friendly which effectively can fuck your company up. so meaning doing stupid shit like announcing publicly you hired a chief diversity officer for your company can give you a better ESG rating. so investors keep buying your stock. When Roe V wade was overturned everyone began announcing they'd provide travel expenses for employees in anti-abortion states. Precisely for this reason. Those investors firms bend the knee specially when it comes to anything even remotely trans related. That's a hot bomb no one wants to deal with.

So those investors, can and will fuck cloudflare up if activist make a big enough of a ruckus. which is exactly what they are aiming for. Check the project veritas video about twitter, they outright said it, they don't care about money because twitter doesn't make money. They care about their shitty agenda and the stock price.

This isn't the first time a bunch of troons tried to bother Cloudflare about KF. It doesn't matter. There will not be a protest, this is a grift for Lucas to keep raising that GoFundMe goal.

 

[NicoFountaine]

The idea of this even working is more powerful than it actually coming to fruition. You think a bunch of mentally ill man children are any threat compared to what this site has faced?

Hope you are right.

not trying to antagonize,, It was just a question. Maybe an extremely retarded question, but a question nonetheless.

 

[Dawn Pennis]

Was scrolling through Andy Ngos replies on his Keffals tweet. The typical "you're not educated enough" and "it's just health care" disingenuous arguements as always.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

The Kiwiler

Spoiler: design your own!

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I was inspired by the DIY wigglers in this thread and made some.

Transparent lineart of the original is below, so knock yourself out.
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I have poorly edited @The Line's animation to remove the face and hair. I have also provided a Niggler because I know there is at least one account in this thread that mentions niggers in the tagline.(Bonus watermelon iced tea) I can't figure out the best color for the outline so it doesn't look good. you can paint bucket the two lines in GIMP, just select the layer and click the eyeball to hide the other layers.

 

[CarlosDanger]

So he is going to hold hands with all the other lolcows/pedophiles and jump off a cliff?

 

[veri]

ok real question when’s lucas gonna kill himself

 

[Secret Asshole]

God, this gets more pathetic by the day. Another fatwah. Number what? I've lost count at this point. Honestly, it doesn't matter if Kiwifarms disappears. Because it won't matter. Their souls will be just as empty. Their lives just as hollow. It will change nothing. They'll keep making up invisible enemies, until this trans fad is revealed for the cash scam that it is, just like the lobotomy was: A quick, extreme way to 'fix' deep psychological issues and trauma. And then this fucking idiotic time of pronouns and caving to mentally ill men who think ripping a hole in their bodies, a wound that their bodies are desperately trying to heal, equivalent to a female human being, will end. Because it has to, you can't ignore reality without reality hitting you in the face with a brick wall.

The only thing you represent is a dollar sign. And when too many people get tired of your shit, the rich will dump your ass and leave you out in the cold and turn on you, saying "How could we have known?" "It was the science of the time!" While leaving you to rot, with endless medical bills for the rest of your life and no one gives a shit because they remember how fucking annoying you were and just want to forget about it.

This money won't fill any empty void in his life. The reason they're so loud and annoying is because that's the only thing they have. Because they need everyone to believe their own delusion and fetish. And God help you if you don't indulge mentally ill men who think they're better than women. But under that cognitive dissonance, they know. Everyone knows. Its just a polite facade everyone puts on. Except for here. And that reminds them of all that shit everywhere else and it drives them insane. Which is why our mere existence is maddening to them. Because we represent that break, where we just laugh freely and bullshit about it and don't indulge them. And then they're reminded of the polite, patronizing facade everyone puts on around them. We're an easy target because we're so hated. There's no evidence, because there doesn't need to be. It could have been a fellow deranged troon that did the SWATTIng, who the fuck knows. But they need us destroyed. But it won't matter, it won't change anything, because they need constant enemies. Because that's all they have because the lie they tell themselves is so fragile that any opposition, even if its small and hidden and not public, breaks it apart.

In the end, they're all a legion of screaming idiots, thinking they're commies, being used by the capitalists', who are laughing all the way to the bank. You're a billion dollar industry to them, nothing more, nothing less. With the plus side of making every fucking issue about you, instead of the people that the billionaires are fucking over. So no meaningful change could ever get done. It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. Tyranny of the annoying. And then when they're done with you, they'll drop you. Leave you to rot in hospitals and in hospices. Just like every other time shit like this came around. Its history on repeat and its the rich who get to laugh last. Not any of us.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Hope you are right.

not trying to antagonize,, It was just a question. Maybe an extremely retarded question, but a question nonetheless.

You dont have to hope anything, site is still here and the last time KEffals went up against "the final boss of transphobes" it was a nothingburger.

 

[My Name is Mud]

For Joshua Moon, and for everybody else on the K*wifarms. I hate Clara "Keffals" Sorrenti because...she is a lazy slob, the money is wasted on her, she doesn't have to work for her money, damn that- damn her! And also, she is not friendly to us CIS males! She should be friendly to us CIS males. It makes me- it really ticks me OFF. Ugh.

Anyway, I have been trolling her... I sent her nice e-mails in the beginning when I started reading in- reading the tweets...and, uh, then she did not reply, so then I sent her a bunch of curses, and then I pretended to be...you know, a whole bunch of other trannies like that and such; obviously she deleted my emails, but that's beside the point. Anyway, I pledge my allegiance to Joshua Moon and everybody else at the K*iwifarms of getting the information on Keffals .

I'm sorry I have been taking so long in doing this, but I was just getting settled in, into my new home across the street from her Airbnb. Black sheep of the catboy ranch. They live in that Airbnb and they promise not to tell my family back up in London. But of course, you know also, I have, uh, trolled her, I found her over at the hotel and sent her pizzas.

Thanks very much; Joshua Moon, you rule.

-JenkkalsJinkies



p.s. please let's discuss what other trollings and illegal actions we are planning against Clara Sorrenti, fellow K*wifarmers

 

[AirdropShitposts]

However, Keffals announcing she plans a protest IRL in CloudFare, isn't that really bad? I mean Keffals has got a ton of influence

Slow your roll there, fren*. I think you need to examine some of your premises first.

*fren means Far-Right-Etho-Nationalists

 

[Evilronald]

The thing that bothers me the most about Keffals is his exaggerated sense of self-importance. He’s done literally nothing useful with his life except doing us all a favor and castrating himself. Since that time, he’s done nothing but complain and demand to talk to the Internet’s manager. Transgenderism is a social contagion and literally all he’s done is spread it to vulnerable kids, who will ruin their own lives listening to him. I can’t for the life of me understand why these teenagers would want to emulate his life or be like him when they’re older. Who wants to grow up to be a fat retard who spends a 7 hour stream scheming to deplatform a website that dares to say anything negative about trans people?

 

[Autistic Spergout]

Note to Lucas: As much as we would love to see a lolsuit. Our dear Feeder @Null has sent this to the NZ government

And I don't give a single solitary fuck what section 50 of your faggot law say about sharing your email. Fuck you and fuck your shithole country.

posted here and not much came of it. What do you think will happen when a bunch of braindead fucks tries to remove this website?

My guess: Worst case website get removed and someone else or Null starts another website and we continue to shitpost and gossip. Most likely to happen nothing happens, the website it still up and we continue to shitpost and gossip.

Lastly, can't wait for you to contact people that have threads but don't care and they tell you to fuck off because they're not as stupid you and don't want to be associated with you because of all of the stupid shit you do.