Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[B'owl]

Heck, where are the highlights? I'm too nutrition-starved to read through 100-1000 pages to find where someone else posted Glowie Wiggler.

The point of secret/private channels is to have a version of DMs that are quicker to delete. You can't actually scrub a traditional DM without hacking the site or pulling someone at Discord's ear.

Should I recap what's happened in the Keffalsverse in the last 24 hours?

 

[Truly Rural]

Does anyone know the medical term for the way Lucas speaks? You know what I mean, the voice that has zero emotion in it, zero inflection, pure monotone banality that betrays a person's true self. He reminds me of this:

Blunt or flat affect. While at it, kiwis compared keffals with applewhite but Applewhite was pretty expressive dude.

 

[Winter]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

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"trends for you" lol

This is what Lucas and his cucks are falling for too, they see Keffals trending and don't realize these are personalized trends

 

[Corn Flakes]

When you think about it, a lot of Trans people online are basically just Incels who didn't want to be viewed as "racist" and only chopped off their dicks just so they can be seen as a sexual minority.

Don't kid yourself. 99% of those idiots have not and will never get the dickchop. Pretending to be girls online makes their peepee hard, stop stops working if they don't have a peepee anymore.

 

[The son was coding]

I want Kiwifarms OFF THE INTERNET! I'll send in my troon army, i'll send in the London Ontario Police, I'll send in everything in my POWER!
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Fuck, I was doing the same meme after this glorius tranny spergout without bothering to check the thread first.
Well, great minds think alike.

 

[Markass the Worst]

You can't actually scrub a traditional DM without hacking the site or pulling someone at Discord's ear.

Well, you can. But it requires breaking Terms of Service because Discord is a shitty platform.

You need to either modify the client to mass delete everything or use a third party client. Both methods are against ToS and can be used as reasons to terminate your account by automated systems in the backend, preventing you from deleting anything more, if you didn't already think Discord was a shitty company that handed out arbitrary bans for no reason.

 

[B'owl]

All the Kiwigglers are here

If you mean the actual CIA niggler that Lucas' shitty emote person made then that's a page or two back idk

Not anymore:

 

[Hoshikawa]

She keeps acting like Null is being a pussy, despite him clearly not caring all that much lol. Also weird that she refused to look into the zoophile thing despite making her personality all about social justice.

 

[gagabobo1997]

Should I recap what's happened in the Keffalsverse in the last 24 hours?

I too am interested if you are up for it- 1000 pages is quite alot for someone recently joining.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

It boggles the mind how they think their brigade of a few thousand troons and autists can drop the stock price of one of if not THE biggest CDN and DDoS protection provider. These people are full of themselves.

I'm going to always point to Keffals proudly stating that his idea of revolutionary praxis was sitting on Twitch in a chat room reading random news stories with his fans as the key thing you need to grasp to learn how they think.

 

[Grand Fucktard]

Should I recap what's happened in the Keffalsverse in the last 24 hours?

Best I can tell is some pizzas got delivered to Keffals which, of course, risks attracting ADF (with Satan and methy in tow) to the new nu-nu nu-nu nu-nu nu-nu ..KeffalCave!

Beyond that, dunno. Never heard of them til K started asking for money -- shocking in that sphere I know

 

[MadDisaster]

It's bizarre how anything I say gets screenshot and posted to his Twitter as if it's providing insight to a total collapse. I'm really trying to understand his perspective in what he thinks those posts say, but I don't get it. I feel like he could post this on Twitter and caption it with "cope" and people would still say "holy shit he's on the ropes, we've got him now".

I think he's just really desperate for you to post new selfies for him to masturbate to. His obsessive crush is pretty bunny boiler tier at this point.

 

[AgendaPoster]

"trends for you" lol

This is what Lucas and his cucks are falling for too, they see Keffals trending and don't realize these are personalized trends

Submit to the AI. Stop struggling, citizen.

 

[Brutality]

Another property of these troon discord servers is the fact they have NSFW channels but allow both minors and adults to participate. I'd say more than 90% of the servers operate like this.

They get offended when they're called groomers though

Everything is justifiable in the mind of a sex pest

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

IT IS ABOUT ETHICS IN LOLCOWISM!

 

[rules of nature]

@rules of nature omg how could you

Lucas also mentioned a Sargent Nathan Gibson of Toronto Ontario police contacting him about the swatting that occurred at 14 Leeds, not much on this guy but there is a Sargent Edward A. Gibson in a town south of London called Chatham. Theres a holiday-inn there and if you were to drive route 2 south of London onterio you would end up in chatham.

 

[deeman]

FBI declared us a terrorist organizatinon last week, they sent a M-15 and 3 bags of psychedelic's to every forum member.
Maybe yours got lost in the mail

Since you spilled the beans, okay, i hope you all can forgive me, but instead of getting 569 years in prison for misgendering Keffals the feds made me an offer i just couldn't refuse, to transport all the M-15s and psychedelics to all you Kiwis, but i just so happen to ate it all, the M-15:s i sold to this nice chap who lived off grid in a cottage, a very interessting man, he seemed to be very interested in clocks and allthough the house was a mess he seemed to be very fond of cleaning, sin he had a shed full of Hydrogen Peroxide, he alsom seemed to write a book about how much the government sucks wich i can relate too...

 

[B'owl]

I too am interested if you are up for it- 1000 pages is quite alot for someone recently joining.

Basically: Keffals declares war on the KiwiFarms and is now starting a harassment campaign to get Cloudflare to drop this site. There's a lot more details but that's the best summary I can give you.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

lmao I’d love to see you try, you fucking lying sack of shit.
archive because he always DFEs his tweets.
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This person was pretty well known during Gamergate.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

i sold to this nice chap who lived off grid in a cottage, a very interessting man, he seemed to be very interested in clocks and allthough the house was a mess he seemed to be very fond of cleaning, sin he had a shed full of Hydrogen Peroxide, he alsom seemed to write a book about how much the government sucks wich i can relate too...

You promised you wouldn’t post about my house…