Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[SwanSwanson]

Since we're pointing out every single minor defect Lucas has, which is really fun, how about we talk about his eyelashes now?
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He probably thinks high of himself because his eyes are big, but those pathetic eyelashes look nothing female. I know guys with better looking eyelashes than him. They're undoubtedly male: by that picture alone I can see he's a man with an awful eyebrow shape. Seriously, what's wrong with that crooked line? Either go to a professional or stop shaving your eyebrows. He's not fooling anyone.

Large eyes only look attractive in drawings anyways. oftentimes in real life they just give away the madness that exists in the individual who possesses them.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Everyone remember that troon Lucas was groping at TwitchCon?

This nigga Annie Dro is now Annie Doxed. I would’ve posted earlier, but I was busy watching college football. Not sorry.


(A)
Pro tip: don’t post your legal name on Twitter.

POWERWORD: Aaron E Roberts (Annie Roberts)
Birthday: 11/16/1996

Spoiler: Proof

(A)

Address: 6311 Shappie Rd Clarkston, MI 48348
Phone Numbers:
248 625-5379 - Landline
586 335-7307 - Wireless
248 534-7960 - Wireless


(A)
I didn’t even have to play CoD for this dox.

Find God.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Is this faggot still on the warpath against the Orchards? It's been a while, people have moved on.

Seriously this faggot is still upset he's not seen as a woman by a bunch of shitposters on the internet.

(A)
I didn’t even have to play CoD for this dox.

Or, you know, don't use your real name as your account name.

 

[Dread First]

Or, you know, don't use your real name as your account name.

What if my real name and dox were my username?

DreadFirst123FakeStreetSpringfield

 

[Judex Meus]

Everyone remember that troon Lucas was groping at TwitchCon?
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This nigga Annie Dro is now Annie Doxed. I would’ve posted earlier, but I was busy watching college football. Not sorry.

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Anne Dro

Why does he have to explain the pun? It's not even remotely clever.

Also, who uses their real name as a username? Are you retarded?

 

[Xectix]

Spoiler: Why did you want to see this?

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Jesus fuck... I've never bothered looking up and actively avoided seeing what these open wounds look like and just looking at that I'm upset that I now know. I feel like I can smell that fucking thing. It looks like a wound with a prolapsed asshole inside of it. Fucking hell.

 

[Dickens Cider]

This is my real name. Now I’m ashamed.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

In other news:

I have this theory that more than anything other than being a pervert, deep deep down Lucas just wants to be one of us. He wants to be friends with Null, he wants to point and laugh at weirdos on the internet, he wants to post his mean jokes to a thread and get all the stickers. I bet if you asked him some obscure question about Chris Chan he'd know the answer and be able to provide context outside of the Geno Samuel documentary.

Sorry Lucas, too late for that.

 

[Spud gun]

Also, who uses their real name as a username? Are you retarded?

Zoomers, they apparently missed the basic rules of the internet like don't use your real name, don't tell anyone your address and men are men, women are men and kids are FBI agents.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

This is my real name. Now I’m ashamed.

It was a dark day when I was born, mum held me in her arms, heard me utter "ohayou gozaimasu". She said "friggin' weeb" and that's what the attending put on my birth certificate.....

 

[A Sunset]

This nigger is definitely upset about the comments in this thread..

I’d guess he reads it every day, he’s obsessed with what people are saying about him, and it’s probably driving him crazy that he can’t address the thread at all, because “KIWI FARMS IS DEAD”. So all he can do is pretend the site’s not up, while his Twitter is flooded with memes and fanart from here and Poast, and his followers/haters all read up on his antics and transgressions in real-time.

Imagine thinking you won so utterly, and then realizing you didn’t even take down the archive of the website, let alone the real one.

 

[Brutality]

POWERWORD: Aaron E Roberts (Annie Roberts)
Birthday: 11/16/1996

Is a lack of creativity in the toolkit of the Troon? I swear 85% of the time when they make a new name it always starts with the same letter or sounds similar. At least Lucas was semi creative with his name

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I’d guess he reads it every day, he’s obsessed with what people are saying about him, and it’s probably driving him crazy that he can’t address the thread at all, because “KIWI FARMS IS DEAD”. So all he can do is pretend the site’s not up, while his Twitter is flooded with memes and fanart from here and Poast, and his followers/haters all read up on his antics and transgressions in real-time.

Imagine thinking you won so utterly, and then realizing you didn’t even take down the archive of the website, let alone the real one.

There's this phenomenon called subtweeting where you tweet about something while not directly addressing it that some people do as a form of passive aggression towards people they dislike.

Lucas subtweeting about his thread is acknowledging it but his braindead followers are none the wiser. What a pathetic faggot.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Might be because of this Mysterious case of Autism I have but some of these posts seem really :tmi:

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Zoomers, they apparently missed the basic rules of the internet like don't use your real name, don't tell anyone your address and men are men, women are men and kids are FBI agents.

The only reason troons aren’t instantly doxed most of the time is due to being too lazy to legally do a name change. The dox any% records for this thread have both been done on normal people who used their names on Twitter.

Is a lack of creativity in the toolkit of the Troon? I swear 85% of the time when they make a new name it always starts with the same letter or sounds similar. At least Lucas was semi creative with his name

It’s either the laziest change or something that sounds like a stripper. The best one I’ve seen was a troon who looked up girl baby names in their birth year and chose from that.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Also, who uses their real name as a username? Are you retarded?

I invite you to take a peek at the easy to track username hall of shame.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Jesus fuck... I've never bothered looking up and actively avoided seeing what these open wounds look like and just looking at that I'm upset that I now know. I feel like I can smell that fucking thing. It looks like a wound with a prolapsed asshole inside of it. Fucking hell.

It's a wound with a prolapsed urethra inside it so you were close.
Fucking horrific isn't it?
Like a midlevel boss from a Silent Hill Game.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I’d guess he reads it every day, he’s obsessed with what people are saying about him, and it’s probably driving him crazy that he can’t address the thread at all, because “KIWI FARMS IS DEAD”. So all he can do is pretend the site’s not up, while his Twitter is flooded with memes and fanart from here and Poast, and his followers/haters all read up on his antics and transgressions in real-time.

Imagine thinking you won so utterly, and then realizing you didn’t even take down the archive of the website, let alone the real one.

You know he is reading this thread all day. I was hoping during one of those Twitchcon streams or photos we would have caught up him hunched over his phoning watching the Farms. We could have had fun with that.


What would the catboys think if they knew their dickless leader had failed to end the Mango Ranch.

 

[Nestor Makhno]

Why does he have to explain the pun? It's not even remotely clever.

Also, who uses their real name as a username? Are you retarded?

A lot of sites that let you log in with Google just rip your name from the name on your Google account and set that as your username and most people don't bother to change it.

 

[Billie's Blues]

The posture thing is a sight to behold. Think how bad it would be if he reached 50 (which he probably won't)... because his lifestyle is not going to improve, he is not capable of functioning outside of his Internet bubble unless it's hanging out with other troons.

Speaking of, does he, in fact, have ANY non-troon friends? I mean real friends, not SJWs white-knighting for him online. None of these trannies have any meaningful existence outside of Troondom, do they? They even end up fucking each other often as not.

So, Lucas, when you first decided to cut your dick off, was THIS the life you imagined you'd be leading as you stare THIRTY in the face? Hanging out with ugly, smelly trannies, who also happen to be the only people who are willing to screw you? Was that your ultimate dream?