Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

This is my real name. Now I’m ashamed.

I should probably change this pronto.

 

[Backinpogform]

Why does he have to explain the pun? It's not even remotely clever.

Also, who uses their real name as a username? Are you retarded?

Idiots who think they’re actual celebrities

It's a wound with a prolapsed urethra inside it so you were close.
Fucking horrific isn't it?
Like a midlevel boss from a Silent Hill Game.

I haven’t looked since I joined the thread when it was around 100 pages and the placement of the urethra above his “vagina” is burned into my mind.

 

[Heckler1]

The posture thing is a sight to behold. Think how bad it would be if he reached 50 (which he probably won't)... because his lifestyle is not going to improve, he is not capable of functioning outside of his Internet bubble unless it's hanging out with other troons.

Speaking of, does he, in fact, have ANY non-troon friends? I mean real friends, not SJWs white-knighting for him online. None of these trannies have any meaningful existence outside of Troondom, do they? They even end up fucking each other often as not.

So, Lucas, when you first decided to cut your dick off, was THIS the life you imagined you'd be leading as you stare THIRTY in the face? Hanging out with ugly, smelly trannies, who also happen to be the only people who are willing to screw you? Was that your ultimate dream?

It's because smoothskins are bigoted against ghouls, so all the smelly abominations have to hang out together

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

The posture thing is a sight to behold. Think how bad it would be if he reached 50 (which he probably won't)... because his lifestyle is not going to improve, he is not capable of functioning outside of his Internet bubble unless it's hanging out with other troons.

Speaking of, does he, in fact, have ANY non-troon friends? I mean real friends, not SJWs white-knighting for him online. None of these trannies have any meaningful existence outside of Troondom, do they? They even end up fucking each other often as not.

So, Lucas, when you first decided to cut your dick off, was THIS the life you imagined you'd be leading as you stare THIRTY in the face? Hanging out with ugly, smelly trannies, who also happen to be the only people who are willing to screw you? Was that your ultimate dream?

Lucas will probably wheelchair bound by 40 the way he looks. His posture is terrible and he is really fat. The man has got to be close 300 lbs.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The posture thing is a sight to behold. Think how bad it would be if he reached 50 (which he probably won't)... because his lifestyle is not going to improve, he is not capable of functioning outside of his Internet bubble unless it's hanging out with other troons.

Speaking of, does he, in fact, have ANY non-troon friends? I mean real friends, not SJWs white-knighting for him online. None of these trannies have any meaningful existence outside of Troondom, do they? They even end up fucking each other often as not.

So, Lucas, when you first decided to cut your dick off, was THIS the life you imagined you'd be leading as you stare THIRTY in the face? Hanging out with ugly, smelly trannies, who also happen to be the only people who are willing to screw you? Was that your ultimate dream?

Jesus lol imagine being such a degenerate coomer you bought into the female full body orgasm meme and castrated yourself, only to find out that shit doesn't work without actually having a full female body and you've just nerfed your ability to do the one thing you liked doing because you have no junk and thus no sex drive and a mutilated, stinking rot pocket with zero sensation, the smell of which will mean the lesbian poon you desired will forever be out of reach as women are repulsed by you, leaving your only option other equally smelly and numb trannys.

No wonder so many 41% themselves.

 

[Heckler1]

Lucas will probably wheelchair bound by 40 the way he looks. His posture is terrible and he is really fat. The man has got to be close 300 lbs.

My nigga, 300 pounds seems highly improbable rn. I wouldn't be surprised to see an eventual wheelchair arc, possibly due to health reasons, but more than likely to gain a new means to grift.

 

[Punished Neco]

Alrght gamers, I did another dumpster dive into Lucas' discord just to see what his fans were saying (if anything) about the farms. While there was no revolt I did decide to get a few screengrabs of cringe for us to laugh at together, so sit back and relax and laugh at the autism with me.
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Lmao, what a statement, I guess "Ms." heather swanson can go into the ladies restroom with a beard and all's well. "I just need to pee..."
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The 41% beckons this lost soul
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Maybe California isn't so bad after all
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You know that you're privledged when you're tweaking at street preachers
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The original message this person's quoting is "yikes i mean there wrre some jesus people outside some convention i went to but u dont need to want them to die right" What a well adjusted, mentally stable member of society amirite?

EDIT: So 2 of Lucas' fans were talking about bringing people back from "the alt right pipeline" and one of them said this
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Clearly we should take it from Keffals Fan #X here. Lucas just loves self destructing

We just going to totally ignore the fact that most of those posts were from Jalyn, aka Agent J?
I'm surprised they're still in the Discord to be honest considering they got unfriended on Discord by Keffals. To be honest from the tweets I've seen them put out I'm actually finding them more entertaining as a lolcow than Qween Kef.
Seems they got COVID from Twitchcon.

Here's a lazy edit, I can't make the rifle fit in without thinning the image and I refuse to make Keffals appear thinner


So today is EFNO's last day in America, Catboy Collector has already left. In theory Keffals should be going back to Canada today also or tomorrow at the latest. The loneliness arc is approaching.

[A]
So, how long we reckon until Keffals dox's themself again?

 

[Um...]

The posture thing is a sight to behold.

I don’t think his hump is all posture-related. A good portion of it is probably back fat. He’s developing the fat distribution you see in morbidly obese women- back and abdominal fat with big hamhock upper arms. He probably has rolls of back fat that he tries to hide with baggy black clothing (another thing morbidly obese women do.)

Sucks to be keffals.

 

[Billie's Blues]

What is his height? Maybe 5'9"? I think about 220lbs or so. But he'll just get heavier and heavier in his 30s, if he makes it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

What if my real name and dox were my username?

DreadFirst123FakeStreetSpringfield

But on a serious note it's like everything else. If you want to keep your name and dox secret, don't put it out there for people to find. I swear half the people who complain about getting doxxed only get doxxed because they're attention whores who need people to know who they are on every single platform they use.

I’d guess he reads it every day, he’s obsessed with what people are saying about him, and it’s probably driving him crazy that he can’t address the thread at all, because “KIWI FARMS IS DEAD”. So all he can do is pretend the site’s not up, while his Twitter is flooded with memes and fanart from here and Poast, and his followers/haters all read up on his antics and transgressions in real-time.

Imagine thinking you won so utterly, and then realizing you didn’t even take down the archive of the website, let alone the real one.

All Lucas has to do is pretend it doesn't exist and he's "won".

The posture thing is a sight to behold. Think how bad it would be if he reached 50 (which he probably won't)... because his lifestyle is not going to improve, he is not capable of functioning outside of his Internet bubble unless it's hanging out with other troons.

Speaking of, does he, in fact, have ANY non-troon friends? I mean real friends, not SJWs white-knighting for him online. None of these trannies have any meaningful existence outside of Troondom, do they? They even end up fucking each other often as not.

So, Lucas, when you first decided to cut your dick off, was THIS the life you imagined you'd be leading as you stare THIRTY in the face? Hanging out with ugly, smelly trannies, who also happen to be the only people who are willing to screw you? Was that your ultimate dream?

These faggots can't think beyond the end of next week. It's all now now now and everything will work it's way out in the future. So you wind up with people like Lucas who realize that it's all downhill from here and they need to do something which is what led to his campaign against the orchards. But now that he's "won" what else can he do? He needs to find another grift, another windmill to tilt at and hope like he'll his body doesn't start to rot from the inside because of a mistake he made in thinking he was a woman.

 

[retard strength]

300lbs in the hump alone. Is it where his body stores the horse piss injections? Does his body not know where else to store his fast food fat?

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

My nigga, 300 pounds seems highly improbable rn. I wouldn't be surprised to see an eventual wheelchair arc, possibly due to health reasons, but more than likely to gain a new means to grift.

JYaniv vs Lucas troon wheelchair jousting when

 

[Backinpogform]

How tall is he? It’s hard to guess his weight without it. I’m hoping he’s really tall because it adds so many new jokes when thinking about the incel-to-tranny pipeline

 

[LaxerBRO]

Nice to see Keffals enjoying firearms but he is Canadian so their options are dramatically limited in having a gun for defense even compared to California.

 

[Real Name 1973]

JYaniv vs Lucas troon wheelchair jousting when

Have all the Canadian troons go through a tournament and the winner will receive free HRT for 10 years (life)!

 

[Roak]

How tall is he? It’s hard to guess his weight without it. I’m hoping he’s really tall because it adds so many new jokes when thinking about the incel-to-tranny pipeline

I'm 99% sure he's over 6 feet... personally I think he looks to be about 6'1-6'2 meaning he's a fairly large man.
The hunchback might make him a bit shorter tho

EDIT: looking more at the twitchcon pictures I would say 5'10-6 feet, the absolute mass of this beast just threw me off

 

[A Sunset]

We just going to totally ignore the fact that most of those posts were from Jalyn, aka Agent J?
I'm surprised they're still in the Discord to be honest considering they got unfriended on Discord by Keffals. To be honest from the tweets I've seen them put out I'm actually finding them more entertaining as a lolcow than Qween Kef.
Seems they got COVID from Twitchcon.

Here's a lazy edit, I can't make the rifle fit in without thinning the image and I refuse to make Keffals appear thinner
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So today is EFNO's last day in America, Catboy Collector has already left. In theory Keffals should be going back to Canada today also or tomorrow at the latest. The loneliness arc is approaching.
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[A]
So, how long we reckon until Keffals dox's themself again?

Goddamn this dude really does look ghoulish. It’s like you took a man and gave him a disorder that made him look weak and balding. His eyes are so sunken too. Just very eerie. Isn’t this goblin who
Lucas is supposed to be fucking/dating or whatever?


Meanwhile, the mod here has a drooping left eye, veering hard right. LMAO he’s practically looking two different directions. Maybe it’s a fake eye, he got his real one poked out when he tried to suck too many cocks at the glory hole.

Looks like the last boy’s night out before Lucas has to be all alone in his new apartment. We’re in for a one-way trip to lonely town.

His posture is terrible and he is really fat. The man has got to be close 300 lbs.

My nigga, 300 pounds seems highly improbable rn.

You’re both miscalculating. His hunchback alone weighs 300 pounds due to it being filled with gristle, twisted flesh and bone, strange goop, and excess HRT for emergencies.

 

[Punished Neco]

How tall is he? It’s hard to guess his weight without it. I’m hoping he’s really tall because it adds so many new jokes when thinking about the incel-to-tranny pipeline

Donnie O'Sullivan is the reporter, according to the most reputable source in the world, Google (PBUH) he is 5'8" tall.
Keffals seems to be ever so slightly taller if you give some leeway for camera angle etc, 5'9"?

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Goddamn this dude really does look ghoulish. It’s like you took a man and gave him a disorder that made him look weak and balding. His eyes are so sunken too. Just very eerie. Isn’t this goblin who
Lucas is supposed to be fucking/dating or whatever?

That's EFNO/the one I've been speculating about in the past, yes.

 

[Baraadmirer]

There's this phenomenon called subtweeting where you tweet about something while not directly addressing it that some people do as a form of passive aggression towards people they dislike.

Isn't this basically vagueposting?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

As shit as Keffals seems to be I just can’t enjoy this thread anymore. It’s too sad. Everything that happened through TwitchCon from the hounding of some e-thot to the photos where Keffals isn’t controlling the visuals has just made me realise what a pathetic speck of humanity Keffals is. I don’t hate them, I just pity them at this point

Sorry he's a sex predator trying to drag kids into his disgusting hellhole and ruin them for life. No mercy or pity is warranted.

Both of these things are true. At some point Luke was just an autistic retard until someone butt fucked this sickness into him and his dad was too busy not caring to notice. If that were all of it then there would at least be some humanity to him but he's actively trying to spread his sickness to other children just like it was done to him except on a grander scale than what Luke's molester could've ever dreamed of. I think it would be one thing if there was ANY repentance but there's not even the illusion of it. Everything he's deleted was deleted because it is deeply embarrassing to his corporate backers, not because it was wrong or that he no longer thinks those things. I think it's also a danger to view him as just a speck of humanity. He's not Andrew Dobson. He's not Moviebob. He's not a castoff of Channel Awesome. He's not that one autistic chick that masturbates to the Worblebug or whatever the hell it's called. Luke is a willful, useful idiot who's actually followed through in hurting kids and would still be doing it if the powers behind a certain 40 year old saggy snatch spinstress told him to tone that shit down. As far as we know he still is doing it but isn't being vocal about it due to those darn optics.