Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I'm 99% sure he's over 6 feet... personally I think he looks to be about 6'1-6'2 meaning he's a fairly large man.
The hunchback might make him a bit shorter tho

EDIT: looking more at the twitchcon pictures I would say 5'10-6 feet, the absolute mass of this beast just threw me off
According to breadtube.fandom.com (?????) Mike from PA is 5'9 (176 cm) and in this picture Lucas seems a bit shorter than him (remember that he has a hunchback)
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My new guess (if breadtube wiki is correct) is that Lucas is about 5'8
This means that Lucas and Destiny are about the same height and could do one of this cringy influencer boxing events. Problem being that Destiny is a very small and fragile man while Lucas is built like a gorilla
 
Keffals cult-members are literally this ignorant:

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It was Keffals himself who said that his Uber account got hacked. Literally said that in these two tweets:

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Did Keffals work with Uber or LE to catch the person who hacked his Uber account? Nope! Just like he wouldn't work with the London, Ontario police department to help them catch the person behind the impersonation e-mail. Instead of working with LE to catch the person threatening to shoot up London City Hall, Keffals falsely accused the LOP of a SWAT raid, falsely accused them of transphobia AND used these false accusations to launch a GoFundMe in which he openly threatened to sue the LOP. That's how much Keffals supposedly cares about "justice".

Instead of working with LE to catch the actual perpetrators of these crimes, Keffals decided to collectively and indiscriminately target and punish the whole of KiwiFarms, despite 99% of KF users having never posted anything in his thread and not even being aware of its existence until the site was taken down and they had to learn the name "Keffals" for the first time ever.

Keffals is very comfortable with allowing the actual criminals to walk free, refusing all cooperation with LE to bring them to justice, openly being as hostile and antagonistic as he can get away with being towards LE, while taking out his anger on innocent people who never wronged him, saying they should live in fear of him for posting on a site he doesn't like.
 
Isn't this basically vagueposting?
Vagueposting is often bait to get attention "my life is over!!!!" type shit.

Subtweeting is vague yes, but the whole point is to let people who know pick up on thing you're tweeting about. "Some websites just won't die, no matter what setbacks they have. The admin is ontologically evil, but I admire his gumption and grit."

It's often also bait in that people hope you'll ask "what website".

At least this is my understanding of subtweeting.
 
I still don’t believe his UberEats was hacked. No one sent him four fat guy meals with matching drinks as a ‘troll.’
Well, it was hacked in a strict sense, whether or not someone who definitely isn't in Lucas' inner circle passed the deets required to "hack" the account to the perpetrator who may or may not have gotten a hefty sum of monero in return is another question...

Enough layers of plausible deniability between the target and the perpetrator and anything can be arranged.
 
According to breadtube.fandom.com (?????) Mike from PA is 5'9 (176 cm) and in this picture Lucas seems a bit shorter than him (remember that he has a hunchback)
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My new guess (if breadtube wiki is correct) is that Lucas is about 5'8
He is a dago wop, so it's not surprising he's short and stocky manlet. He likely shaves off large amounts of body hair every day. As a fellow Dago I cannot imagine how much time it would take to shave yourself hairless everyday, it is a Sisyphean task. He is cursed to be a short, stocky, and hairy Italian chimp when trying pass as a woman. Sad!

Problem being that Destiny is a very small and fragile man while Lucas is built like a gorilla
Don't be fooled by the illusion of size Luke's bloating, bulging hunchback creates. His body is covered in dense layers of fat and lard that wrap around his hunchback, coagulating around his shoulder and neck area. This can give the impression of muscle/strenght, when in reality it is simply a deformity.

Underneath Luke's massive hunchback lies a physically weak, utterly deconditioned body, with his muscles shrunk to nothing by perpetual inactivity and HRT. He is simply Destiny with a hunchback and stocky Italian ape bone structure.
 
Maybe Godwinson is returning to further humiliate Piggy’sPackedPantry, questioning why he hasn’t had a word to say about Lucas and his deplatforming campaign. Asstonne of course was happy the site went down, because he’s a bitter, vindictive land whale. Here’s hoping for more piggy pounding from Godwinson.
Maybe. I have a theory on why entertainers and media outlets aren't covering Keffals accurately outside of the US (not that people in the US aren't lying for him too), Maybe it's the fear of getting arrested because no free speech? But even sargoy of a cuck and the people at lotus eaters very lightly covered it and they aren't edgy at all. If Godwinson being in the UK covers it, those 2 cannuck faggots have no excuse to not go hard on Lucas. (Poor choice of words) but they are faggots.
>Video related

Either way it's going to be good.
 
How many of you believe that Keffals regrets cutting off his cock?

Just reading over his diatribe about how splitting his cock and giving himself and axe wound so his prostate could be stimulated seems like a massive cope.
He copes with it by deluding himself into believing that he has perfectly normal functional "vagina".
 
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Meanwhile, the mod here has a drooping left eye, veering hard right. LMAO he’s practically looking two different directions. Maybe it’s a fake eye, he got his real one poked out when he tried to suck too many cocks at the glory hole.
You niggas can’t clock a watch ffs.

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Have you ever seen a man who has chop scars? Even without that, some of you could clock based off of facial features and other shit? I’m not mad, just disappointed.
 
You niggas can’t clock a watch ffs.

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Have you ever seen a man who has chop scars? Even without that, some of you could clock based off of facial features and other shit? I’m not mad, just disappointed.
OH SHIT NIGGA I DONE GOT TRICKED. It's the best day of vampire catboy's life, they fooled a nazi transphobe at the Faggot Farms.

To be fair, I am a retard, but also I didn't see these other pics, way more obvious it's a lady there.
 
If he was a boss in Dark Souls what would his name be? His amhole would bring a whole new meaning to the name Ceaseless Discharge.
they already made him a boss its called the gaping dragon.
Keffals cult-members are literally this ignorant:

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It was Keffals himself who said that his Uber account got hacked. Literally said that in these two tweets:

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Did Keffals work with Uber or LE to catch the person who hacked his Uber account? Nope! Just like he wouldn't work with the London, Ontario police department to help them catch the person behind the impersonation e-mail. Instead of working with LE to catch the person threatening to shoot up London City Hall, Keffals falsely accused the LOP of a SWAT raid, falsely accused them of transphobia AND used these false accusations to launch a GoFundMe in which he openly threatened to sue the LOP. That's how much Keffals supposedly cares about "justice".

Instead of working with LE to catch the actual perpetrators of these crimes, Keffals decided to collectively and indiscriminately target and punish the whole of KiwiFarms, despite 99% of KF users having never posted anything in his thread and not even being aware of its existence until the site was taken down and they had to learn the name "Keffals" for the first time ever.

Keffals is very comfortable with allowing the actual criminals to walk free, refusing all cooperation with LE to bring them to justice, openly being as hostile and antagonistic as he can get away with being towards LE, while taking out his anger on innocent people who never wronged him, saying they should live in fear of him for posting on a site he doesn't like.
i would also like to point out that not only has keffals not bothered to work with anyone to stop these criminals. but he is also casually returning to canada in what i can only assume will be the same general area the only difference being he will be entirely alone now which means he is actually far more unsafe now than when he originally fled to ireland fearing for his life or whatever.

so not only have nobody related to the swatting or dox stuff been stopped but the website he blames for it is still up as well. if keffals was ever remotely scared or even interested in justice he would not be going back to canada where he could very easily be doxed again or even worse get sent a free pizza. all he has waiting for him is a possible lawsuit from destiny and an empty apartment that will no doubt be filled with trash and old food within hours of his return.
 
they already made him a boss its called the gaping dragon.

i would also like to point out that not only has keffals not bothered to work with anyone to stop these criminals. but he is also casually returning to canada in what i can only assume will be the same general area the only difference being he will be entirely alone now which means he is actually far more unsafe now than when he originally fled to ireland fearing for his life or whatever.

so not only have nobody related to the swatting or dox stuff been stopped but the website he blames for it is still up as well. if keffals was ever remotely scared or even interested in justice he would not be going back to canada where he could very easily be doxed again or even worse get sent a free pizza. all he has waiting for him is a possible lawsuit from destiny and an empty apartment that will no doubt be filled with trash and old food within hours of his return.
He still hasn't talked about doxbin, being in threat for his life, followed up about the actual hackers, we haven't heard fucking shit about the so-called lawsuit he fundraised for to sue the cops, harassment IRL, swatting, fucking nothing. It's so magical how it all stopped, including fedposting on Kiwi Farms, as soon as he secured his grift, KF got kicked off CloudFlare and he moved onto the next grift.

He's a fucking scam artist. TBH it's kind of amusing how there are still people who actually follow this guy, you have to be a special kind of retard to see through this grift. It's entertaining seeing his simpleton fans try to fight the accusations in the tweets sent by the Hunchback of Has-No-Dong.
 
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