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Lol I’m hoping for a domestic dispute to erupt with the ex. With the way Lucas rage pigs on any and all I don’t think this is unrealistic.
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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LMFAO remember this gem when he threatened @Winter? Oh, that didn't age well.
All alone, no fiancee, can't even jack off to feel better cause his dick is gone. A truly terrible fate.
I'd enjoy seeing a slapfight between a dumped and discarded Puke-as and his PhD ex-fiancee. I wonder if Luke got dumped because his hunchback was too big, and his ex just couldn't fucking take being engaged to a circus side-show anymore.
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For me it's Keffals' aggressive refusal to work with LE to hold the actual perpetrators accountable that puts a huge question mark on everything. Not saying he did this to himself, but I do find if a bit odd that his first reaction was to antagonize the police while threatening them with a lolsuit. He was non-cooperative at best and hostile at worst towards LE, when they are the only ones who can get to bottom of this. It's almost like he deliberately wanted to alienate LE to the point where they'd give up investigating anything. Because if LE were able to find out what actually happened and who was behind this (the Uber hack and the impersonator e-mail), Keffals would no longer be able to plant a narrative in the mass media about KF being the sole source of all his woes. It's like he had to get LE off his back ASAP so he could start smearing KF uninhibited by cops busy digging up the facts and finding the actual perpetrators.
"The police will not swat me again after all the bad press again", again, why was he so eager to antagonize and effectively shake the police off when they are the only ones who can catch the ones who did this to him? (Also, notice his ghost penis complex, he lost his dick and wants others to suffer the same fate.)
We'll see how much plausible deniability Keffals actually has when Destiny (or "others") sues him or reports him to LE and there's discovery.
Contrary to popular belief Signal messages are discoverable, especially in the event of a criminal prosecution:
https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1007692280575201281
https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/1005064506643447808
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1358885049152786435
https://twitter.com/AlanVRK/status/1396463330320175105
https://twitter.com/Ndons_Back/status/1361860846595416070
https://twitter.com/xeni/status/1571142019644559361
https://twitter.com/Robert4787/status/1359129986595192838
So if you think you can use Signal to organize massive DDoS attacks against ISPs around the world, hack and steal user data and then hide your criminal conspiracy with Signal, think again.
In fact, from what we can see A LOT is discoverable, just going through Keffals' Twatter timeline and all his public admissions there.
And I'm not just referring to the logs of his Uber account or the card records for the food that was sent to him.
Who is "they"? Is Keffals working with his card company to identify this "they", the actual perpetrators who charged his card? NOPE!
Is he asking his followers to contact the card company to put pressure on them to find out who did this? NOPE!
He has 45 people contact the bar to get Rekieta disbarred, did he ask those 45 zealots of his to contact his card company to put pressure on them to get to the bottom of this? NOPE!
Here's another example:
I note, stress and underline: his e-mail. Not Signal, E-MAIL. He started out using e-mail to communicate with his cyber crime gang, and only later did they move their criminal operations over to Signal. Keffals openly admits here that he was receiving "receipts" that he was putting together to go after a target, presumably either Destiny and/or KiwiFarms (which are connected in Keffals' crazy head, despite there being no evidence of this). Since he has openly admitted the existence of these receipts and comms, all of these are discoverable in the event of a lolsuit or criminal prosecution.
One more example of discoverable evidence: Keffals' flight to the UK to meet Ellen Murray.
This 21st of August 2022 exchange between Ellen and Keffals suggests that the flight to Belfast might have been booked on or around the 21st of August 2022:
Keffals here suggests that he had already booked a trip abroad, but that the departure flight got bumped to an earlier date:
Was this "expedited trip" the one to meet Ellen Murray in Belfast?
A day later on the 22nd of August, he claims he is "forced to leave the continent":
He later claims that he supposedly flew to Eastern Europe and then took a train to the UK, which is almost certainly bullshit.
In the event of discovery, this would become discoverable:
1) When he booked that flight to Europe
2) When or if he changed the departure to an earlier date
3) If it was a one-way trip or a return flight
Here's Keffals on his way to England from Eastern Europe, claiming KF DDoSed his website while he was dilating in the Eurotunnel:
Again, how does he know that it was anyone from KF DDoSing his website while he was travelling?
This lying asshole needs to get sued or prosecuted ASAP so discovery can happen.
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Keffals made me lose my previous account and my good boy reaction points. I am now forced to admit that, yes, he is fat, and no, I would not have sex with him.
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We all know he ate that shit, though.
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This one has been bouncing off the inside of my skull for a while, and I can guarantee there is an element of regret but I'm not sure what exactly the regret is about, I have suspicions of course.
Chopping off the wedding tackle is the most obvious place to hunt for regret, given the natural stench ability it imparts, maintenance, pain, infections, etc. but I think it's a bit deeper than that.
What stands out to me most about Lucas is that he cannot keep the "teenage edgelord" from coming out for even a day, and personally I suspect this is where the regret and seething actually stems from, the dickchop being an aggravating factor.
My personal theory is that he's just old enough to have seen the grifting emporium gamergate created, and realized very coldly that he could make easy money for doing nothing if he did the dickchop and thus pursued the transition as a business decision rather than a purely personal one. In secret of course, if you tell your shrink you want to transition so you can be a lazy neet, I don't think that will work, and family is far less likely to be supportive. This might be incompatible with his claim of being groomed, Lucas lies constantly so I can absolutely believe the grooming story is bullshit. It might also be that when Lucas says "grooming" he means something else entirely which is compatible with this theory.
This isn't as crazy as it sounds, remember his attempts at making money all follow the "do nothing get money" pattern I'd expect of a lazy neet turned lazy neet "pretty princess" in search of a lucrative low effort career post gamergate:
-porn (failed to launch)
-commie politician (failed to launch, was pushed out)
-femdom thot (failed to launch)
-fart fetish femdom thot (failed to launch)
-Political Twitch streamer (has seen some success)
Now, to bring the edgyboi humor back into it and the regret.
Consider that someone short sighted enough to dickchop for money would probably also be shortsighted enough to think they can get away with the edgyboi shit in the trans community if popular or wealthy enough.
He's learning at an alarming rate that "trans rights activist" + edgyboi does not mix and it does not matter how much money or fame he gets leading to an inevitable conclusion that if he wants the no effort troonbux he has to cut the edgy shit.
But he can't keep a lid on it. It's too big a part of Lucas Roberts, it's the humor he grew up on, and now that he's famous (enough) and wealthy (enough) to sustain himself for the foreseeable future he wants to let loose and he fucking can't.
The worst part is, if he gives up the troonbux and tries to do the "based tranny" shtick he may as well just be a man at that point, but he can't go back on that one; he's trapped himself in a purgatory of humor he hates, with non-functional genitals that stink, and the only benefit is very easy money.
...but he was already getting easy money for being a "disabled" neet in Canada, he just gets more of it with the second bellybutton + twitch, and it no longer comes from the state.
So assuming the truth of the suspicion that the transition was a business decision, that realization would be enough to make anyone feel immense regret and seethe about it the once the gravity of the personal hell he now resides finally worms its way into his consciousness.
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Why did they break up?it happened around the same time Keffals stopped supporting the DIY HRT Directory.how does he look I can’t imagine he’s decent looking if he was with Keffals?
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The ex-fiancé's pretty good at laying low, but does anyone hope he's desisted/detransitioned? I believe last we heard he was roped into doing HRT by Keffals, so maybe now that the lunacy's out of his life he's gone back to being a standard person?
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Please expect my motion for sanctions forthvoming.
True & Honest Fan
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It's tough because of the 1st person POV. I made one with Keffals showing tranny court how big he can dilate his amhole.
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There was a picture of him somewhere in this thread, I might be mistaken.
As for the reason, my theory is that He decided that he'd had enough of Lucas being a circus attraction/said attraction giving him unnecessary attention in his PhD program (wether that's his professor/classmates finding out or him being expelled from his uni)
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"The police will not swat me again"?
First, it wasn't the police that swatted you, creep.
Now, why would anyone say that? It's as if he's challenging people to commit crimes, likely because he wants more free money.
First, it wasn't the police that swatted you, creep.
Now, why would anyone say that? It's as if he's challenging people to commit crimes, likely because he wants more free money.
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Essentially, yes. But subtweeting is the lingo used by the zoomers and all the kiddies Lucas is trying to molest.
I'm bringing up subtweeting in the chance that they get curious and are reading along with the class.
That chop job looks rough. Chops already look bad but not even the tattoos can take away from just how badly placed that shit is.
And of course she has an autistic fixation on "trans men," because she needs to huff the copium after looking at what has become of her tits.
If Lucas wants to be a woman so badly, you know what they say about white women and dogs.
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Lucas's tranny name "Clara Sorrenti" sounds like it belongs to some BPD neo Nazi not some sociopathic twitch streamer.
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Didn't he literally rape his dog? That's where the original wiggler edit came from.
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Pretty sure he did, but he wants to take it to the next level by getting a big ass dog that he wants to train for more things than just biting the dicks off of people who misgender him.
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I Have No Dick, and I Must Cum, the little known sequel to the Harlan Ellison classic.