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I think most of you don’t understand just how tiny chihuahuas actually are. There’s no way he fucked the dog, at least in a conventional sense. The dog would absolutely die. Unless he was on the titty skittles?

Source: The size of my own chihuahua, who was immediately sent into witness protection after reading his thread, the photos of that poor dog haunt me.

Edit: Oh crap, I forgot we all got doxed and thus he knows where she is.
 
I will quote the magnanimous and wise Shang Tsung from one of the greatest live action movies of all time, Mortal Kombat (1995):

"Save your pity for the weak!"

Keffals isn't weak.

-It takes a certain type of strength and determination to fight against an unstoppable (and unintentional) opponent like nature.
-It takes balls (ironic) to threaten swaths of the world with essentially life ruination (some of whom with either nothing to lose or equipped with "a certain set of skills" beyond a mere script kiddie).
-It takes unfathomable hubris to look in the mirror and believe you can shoot your shot at someone that would be otherwise unattainable in the best of their circumstances.
-It takes titan-like hypocrisy to cry that you're being bullied, only to blatantly bully those of whom are similarly-situated just because they've defected.

I don't pity Luke because he is slowly demonstrating how irredeemable he truly is. At best, I think nothing of him beyond what information is here, but if I knew this person IRL, I don't think it would be good outcome.

Him not playing "fair" in this game called the [capital I]nternet is a gross understatement and I can't even come up with an analogy that is approximate to their heinous actions.

In other news:
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Keffals - an agent separate from (and, in fact, enemies of) Kiwi Farms - mocked and belittled that detrans person. We don't take unearned Ws or an heroes 'round here.
Keffals, because I know you are still reading this thread, that young detrans man is, and still will be, more than a woman you will ever be. Cope and seethe john, the male pattern baldness is gonna come for you too and no amount of screaming transphobia is going to stop it!
 
At this rate we're gonna need a thread for all these memes lol
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I think most of you don’t understand just how tiny chihuahuas actually are. There’s no way he fucked the dog, at least in a conventional sense. The dog would absolutely die. Unless he was on the titty skittles?

Source: The size of my own chihuahua, who was immediately sent into witness protection after reading his thread, the photos of that poor dog haunt me.

Edit: Oh crap, I forgot we all got doxed and thus he knows where she is.
Iirc the lore from Otm Shank is that he got really into furry and wanted to fuck the chihuahua, but his attempt to failed because it's a fucking chihuahua and he very quickly bailed out of furry stuff entirely for it. I hope if he gets a dog it can maul him because I promise, I would bet my life, he will rape the dog.
 
re: chihuahua, it looked like Lucas had a pretty small penis pre-chop, so he might have thought it would fit.

it's funny to think he never managed to stick it into anything before chopping it off, considering his regular projection of "if you haven't had (heteronormative) sex by 20, it means you're trans".
 
I will quote the magnanimous and wise Shang Tsung from one of the greatest live action movies of all time, Mortal Kombat (1995):

"Save your pity for the weak!"

Keffals isn't weak.

-It takes a certain type of strength and determination to fight against an unstoppable (and unintentional) opponent like nature.
-It takes balls (ironic) to threaten swaths of the world with essentially life ruination (some of whom with either nothing to lose or equipped with "a certain set of skills" beyond a mere script kiddie).
-It takes unfathomable hubris to look in the mirror and believe you can shoot your shot at someone that would be otherwise unattainable in the best of their circumstances.
-It takes titan-like hypocrisy to cry that you're being bullied, only to blatantly bully those of whom are similarly-situated just because they've defected.

I don't pity Luke because he is slowly demonstrating how irredeemable he truly is. At best, I think nothing of him beyond what information is here, but if I knew this person IRL, I don't think it would be good outcome.

Him not playing "fair" in this game called the [capital I]nternet is a gross understatement and I can't even come up with an analogy that is approximate to their heinous actions.

In other news:
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Keffals - an agent separate from (and, in fact, enemies of) Kiwi Farms - mocked and belittled that detrans person. We don't take unearned Ws or an heroes 'round here.
I feel pity for the FtM Lucas is mocking, (((They))) got another tomboy.

Kefflumps doesn't deserve pity. He is incapable of the thought processes that lead a person to pity someone else. He wants to induce pity, it's probably how he got his mangina.

Something breaks inside these people, a mind-body connection, and rather than fix the break, they completely embrace the break. It's mind boggling that society lets them affect the rest of us to the point where some of them actually seem to think they are better than everyone else.
 
According to breadtube.fandom.com (?????) Mike from PA is 5'9 (176 cm) and in this picture Lucas seems a bit shorter than him (remember that he has a hunchback)
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My new guess (if breadtube wiki is correct) is that Lucas is about 5'8
This means that Lucas and Destiny are about the same height and could do one of this cringy influencer boxing events. Problem being that Destiny is a very small and fragile man while Lucas is built like a gorilla

lol Luke is taller than Ralph how fucking embarrassing for bog hog bros.
 
Keffals is bad ass holding a gun /sneed.

Keffals lives in leaf land which is full of a bunch of cucks on gun laws. Even if he were to buy one the government would lock his ass away if he ever used it on the kiwifarms hitsquad that's sure to show up at his place now.
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He approves of those laws. Lucas is easily the least pro gun person in his circle.
 
This thread is the only thing keeping keffals interesting. His content sucks and hes useless without his handlers. Keffals you owe null a couple G's for keeping you as relevant as you are
Your very right, Without the farms Keffals would still be just a nobody on twitch sitting in there boring twitch chat. However, this has been a double edged sword for them. All of there dirty laundry is now out there
 
So Lucas is going back to Canada. He claims he found a house pfft okay. Also saw speculation as to how he's going to adapt to living alone after his ex dumped him and potato ogre is fucking off back to the isles. What's he really gonna do?

This nigger is probably moving back in with his mom. I'm calling it now. If I'm wrong, I'm a faggot that's fine can confirm love gargling cocks, but if I'm right, I'm totally calling back to this if I'm still alive after the ensuing laughter fit. Oh god, I want this so bad. It's poetic. An incel's life reaching full circle. Please become reality, please.
 
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