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The Twitter losses may have stalled out, but Youtube is still falling
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They do know that JK knows that Japan loves her series and gave the go ahead for Warner Brothers to set up official manga styled art of the characters. She also placed one of the Wizarding Schools there because she knows how much the Japanese love her series. Hell they even parodied it in Mashle. Oh right! These people aren't a fan of Japanese anime. They only know American cartoons.
 
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The latest Keffals upload is mainly 30 mins of clips from a 2 year old debate between Vaush and Caleb Maupin with maybe 1.5 total minutes of commentary from Lucas.
  • Right off the bat... Lucas: "it's really easy to start a sex cult. ... I am starting a sex cult." This is the only joke he managed to make about Caleb Maupin hiring a tranny hooker to spank him. (here and here are beginnings of discussion on this drama from the breadtube thread if you aren't familiar)
  • Vaush: "I value things like freedom and democracy and respecting the rights of the individual, I think that syncretically we can arrive from those positions to a broader socialist society" Lucas the Marxist Leninist has nothing to say about the fact that Vaush thinks that ideals of liberalism will somehow turn into socialism.
  • nearly 12 mins into the vid and Lucas has said barely anything
  • Vaush rants about Holodomor and how it was definitely very real. Lucas says, "my opinion with the Holodomor is that as a the UN defines it, I do not believe it was an intentional program of trying to wipe out Ukrainians, but it was exacerbated by the government and they wanted to kill people"
  • Lucas: "The UN definition for genocide is so specific that you can't even say there's a genocide against trans people if we're using that definition" but says that if we broaden it, Holodomor and trans genocide are both real. So true and based Lucas, Holodomor and the troonocaust are both equally real genocides. Will his BFF Tony Reed disavow???
  • Caleb Maupin reads quote from Nelson Mandela supporting USSR, Keffals: "it is so fucking sussy to me when they read what people say about the Soviet Union before the Secret Speech" - the secret speech was 1956, the quote Maupin read was 1986. Lucas you are wrong, gay and fat. Mandela must not have watched enough Breadtube video essays.
  • Lucas reminisces about being called out by the ADL for saying that the Israeli government is basically the Nazi party.
  • Still only a couple comments from Lucas 2/3 of the way through the video.
  • 21:50 "I wish I was op" saying he wishes he was paid more to say what he says. "If I could get CIA money to shit on tankies all day, I would take CIA money. that would be great" $100k was not enough. Gibs!!
  • Lucas doesn't attempt once to argue with anything Maupin says, just says "Jesus Christ" and laughs at Vaush's jokes.
  • The only purpose of this video is to continue sucking up to Vaush and hope to somehow maintain his dying streaming career as a Vaush orbiter.
 
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took some time away from Luke's discord as prolonged exposure leads to becoming as coombrained as all the people who inhabit it. however i went in today and found "mAlys" saying some pretty interesting things.
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he's admitting it at least.
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I wish there was a gene we could eliminate.
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"I can't even go into the room I tried to kill myself in, so much ptsd!!"
"Oh yeah? I LIVE in the room I tried to kill myself in multiple times!"
 
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LikeAStone 2.0 said:
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Probably doesn’t help that you’re an annoying faggot who skips school to get raided by police on stream, either.
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i really find this idea that transphobes or whoever is gonna see something and just suddenly decide its cool to go ahead and murder trans people themselves really retarded. it reminds me of the argument against violent video games and music. these people will blame anything and anyone they can other than the actual problem.
 
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Brutality said:
took some time away from Luke's discord as prolonged exposure leads to becoming as coombrained as all the people who inhabit it. however i went in today and found "mAlys" saying some pretty interesting things.
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he's admitting it at least.
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I wish there was a gene we could eliminate.
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"I can't even go into the room I tried to kill myself in, so much ptsd!!"
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Suicide attempt count is like a bragging right to these people. Totally healthy btw
 
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Tard Whisperer said:
Will his BFF Tony Reed disavow???
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He essentially has. Both Alex and Tony unfollowed/soft blocked Lucas about 5 dahs ago at the latest. Lucas has since followed Alex again. Ironic considering Lucas was attempting to excuse his retardation by being a shield for Tony.

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It's still interesting none the less. Am I wrong in saying it would quite possibly be the very first "official" lolcow media?
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Yes you’re wrong it’s not even the first or best song about Keffals let alone cows in general. Peter Lorre Eyes is the best song about our boy Luke.

Best overall cow song is Gothic Of Age Girlfriend about Cobes. Unless Ginger Male Market Failure counts because that’s a fucking banger but it’s just about trannys and not any cow in particular.
 
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The vevo tag in their thumbnail appears to be fake.
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"Mamabicho Records" don't appear to have a website or any social media presence. The only thing I can find in English is yelp reviews for a rental music studio in Los Angeles. If this is them, it seems like producing a song about cutting one's dick off to be a woman doesn't align with their "principals of fairness and equality."
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The building looks a lot like it used to be a strip club. They don't have any signage out front except security stuff. It looks like a shitty neighborhood zoomed out with people's properties piled up with cars that don't look like they've move in a while.
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If I had to guess, it's a very small startup studio where bands that will never make it can rent studio space to record. They probably offer services like mastering and post production as well. These places are literally a dime-a-dozen in major cities. Most of the time it's a couple failed musicians and a guy that knows how to run a mixing board trying to recoup equipment costs. I've know a couple people that owned records labels of this caliber and none of them have ever made enough to quit their day jobs.
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Mamabicho literally means bug-sucker in spanish XD
 
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Brutality said:
took some time away from Luke's discord as prolonged exposure leads to becoming as coombrained as all the people who inhabit it. however i went in today and found "mAlys" saying some pretty interesting things.
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I wish there was a gene we could eliminate.
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"I can't even go into the room I tried to kill myself in, so much ptsd!!"
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Isn't it just a few days ago during the r-slur-shitstorm-arc that Lucas wanted to nuke his Discord again? Did the Discord get nuked or is it still the same Discord?
 
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