Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Mia Zapata's Ghost]

Mamabicho literally means bug-sucker in spanish XD

Bug here also means dick (context dependant).

 

[thegooddoctor]

Harry Potter and the Tactical N Word

LIKE THE STREAM OR ELSE I WILL CRY

www.youtube.com

Keffals just leaned over in her stream, showing of her gunt belly button and nearly showing off her axe-wound. I feel slightly ill.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Harry Potter and the Tactical N Word

LIKE THE STREAM OR ELSE I WILL CRY

www.youtube.com

Keffals just leaned over in her stream, showing of her gunt belly button and nearly showing off her axe-wound. I feel slightly ill.

Nice try, Satan, but I'm not gonna click that.

 

[BohrokSwarms]

You can’t be serious. He’s really smoking now? As if his voice needed to get any more dry, raspy and manly.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

For the record: another 200 followers gone since yesterday.

 

[thegrayman]

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lol, if he only knew.

 

[Got Milk!]

Yes you’re wrong it’s not even the first or best song about Keffals let alone cows in general. Peter Lorre Eyes is the best song about our boy Luke.

Best overall cow song is Gothic Of Age Girlfriend about Cobes. Unless Ginger Male Market Failure counts because that’s a fucking banger but it’s just about trannys and not any cow in particular.

This is one of my favorites and it totally was real unlike Keffals fake... farts.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The latest Keffals upload is mainly 30 mins of clips from a 2 year old debate between Vaush and Caleb Maupin with maybe 1.5 total minutes of commentary from Lucas.

• Right off the bat... Lucas: "it's really easy to start a sex cult. ... I am starting a sex cult." This is the only joke he managed to make about Caleb Maupin hiring a tranny hooker to spank him. (here and here are beginnings of discussion on this drama from the breadtube thread if you aren't familiar)
• Vaush: "I value things like freedom and democracy and respecting the rights of the individual, I think that syncretically we can arrive from those positions to a broader socialist society" Lucas the Marxist Leninist has nothing to say about the fact that Vaush thinks that ideals of liberalism will somehow turn into socialism.
• nearly 12 mins into the vid and Lucas has said barely anything
• Vaush rants about Holodomor and how it was definitely very real. Lucas says, "my opinion with the Holodomor is that as a the UN defines it, I do not believe it was an intentional program of trying to wipe out Ukrainians, but it was exacerbated by the government and they wanted to kill people"
• Lucas: "The UN definition for genocide is so specific that you can't even say there's a genocide against trans people if we're using that definition" but says that if we broaden it, Holodomor and trans genocide are both real. So true and based Lucas, Holodomor and the troonocaust are both equally real genocides. Will his BFF Tony Reed disavow???
• Caleb Maupin reads quote from Nelson Mandela supporting USSR, Keffals: "it is so fucking sussy to me when they read what people say about the Soviet Union before the Secret Speech" - the secret speech was 1956, the quote Maupin read was 1986. Lucas you are wrong, gay and fat. Mandela must not have watched enough Breadtube video essays.
• Lucas reminisces about being called out by the ADL for saying that the Israeli government is basically the Nazi party.
• Still only a couple comments from Lucas 2/3 of the way through the video.
• 21:50 "I wish I was op" saying he wishes he was paid more to say what he says. "If I could get CIA money to shit on tankies all day, I would take CIA money. that would be great" $100k was not enough. Gibs!!
• Lucas doesn't attempt once to argue with anything Maupin says, just says "Jesus Christ" and laughs at Vaush's jokes.
• The only purpose of this video is to continue sucking up to Vaush and hope to somehow maintain his dying streaming career as a Vaush orbiter.

Is it just me or does Kochinski look like he has really bad halitosis?
I'm not sure how someone even gives that impression through a video but you can tell he has extremely poor hygiene and something about that grimey beard (I have a 60 inch screen I can see food particles in it like Mr fucking Twit from the Roald Dahl book if I pause it, that's when I can bare to even look at the soy filled faggot for more than a few minutes) you just know he smells like stale sweat, grease, cum, and gingivitis.

 

[Stochastic Terrorist]

After 4 days of Keffals bleeding followers, I've noticed that his daily follower losses very nicely (R^2 = 0.9719, unbelievable!) follow the exponential distribution. The predictive formula is 10^(4.14492 – 0.17655 * day) and if the trend follows, the cancel action will result with Keffals dropping to about 120000 in two weeks.

Spoiler: Code

> points = c(9367, 6451, 3715, 2904)
> time = c(1, 2, 3, 4)
> summary(lm(log10(points) ~ time))

Call:
lm(formula = log10(points) ~ time)

Residuals:
        1         2         3         4
 0.003233  0.017807 -0.045313  0.024273

Coefficients:
            Estimate Std. Error t value Pr(>|t|)  
(Intercept)  4.14492    0.04720   87.82  0.00013 ***
time        -0.17655    0.01723  -10.24  0.00939 **
---
Signif. codes:  0 ‘***’ 0.001 ‘**’ 0.01 ‘*’ 0.05 ‘.’ 0.1 ‘ ’ 1

Residual standard error: 0.03854 on 2 degrees of freedom
Multiple R-squared:  0.9813,    Adjusted R-squared:  0.9719
F-statistic: 104.9 on 1 and 2 DF,  p-value: 0.009395

> day = 0
> count = 147365
> while(TRUE) {
+   day = day + 1
+   loss = 10^(4.14492 - 0.17655 * day)
+   count = count - loss
+   if (loss < 100)
+     break
+ }
> day
[1] 13
> floor(count)
[1] 119672

Day 11 marks the first time the loss dropped below 100, leaving Keffals at 120459 followers. I consider myself vindicated.

 

[Nod Flenders]

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Keffals is now resorting to extreme measures
It's now been changed to "LIKE THE STREAM OR ELSE I WILL CRY"

Update: Keffals has quit vaping, now they're just smoking.

No, Keffals. I will not watch your stream. And you are still a man.

 

[Punished Neco]

So the person who runs ValidL's Twitter account (the transphobic one that they all despise with a passion) had his name doxed a day ago, Keffals mentioned this on stream but said that they weren't going to get involved and will be staying out of trans community issues for a few weeks until the hatred dies down.
Has vowed to instead go on a new Arc of reviewing debates from the past 5 years, including the JonTron vs Destiny debate, this sounds boring as fuck but what do I know?

Within 6 hours of this Keffals has decided to ignore that previous vow and has instead now decided to call a prominent black trans Twitter user 'FBI', and has come out calling Black Trans twitters latest gripe to be a Psyop, which I'm sure will go down swimmingly.

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The problem with Keff and why they're so easy to troll is because they literally cannot help themself from getting involved in petty drama.
Keffals is already being called racist again for this, which should've been pretty predictable as Dreamleaf called this whole thing a psyop about 5 hours ago and was dragged as a racist, why Keffals thought it would be any different with them is a mystery.
(Context is that Black trans Twitter was complaining about Brianna Ghey supporters using the SayHerName hashtag when it was originally a black hashtag, I don't fucking know)

 

[TitusOvid]

Lol, yess.. keffals start more fights with psycho black Twitter users. It was getting a little boring.

 

[I'm Not Loying]

There's so much to say about this dude, but I remember when he was your boilerplate apologist tankie that routinely got mass-mocked on Twitter for their stupid bullshit. That was around 2018/2019 I believe, and then he disappeared for a while.

Like every other insufferable white male nerd that has alienated everybody, he decided to play up the troon bullshit, and it got him attention. It's like how people used to become born again Christians after pissing off everybody on Earth.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

So the person who runs ValidL's Twitter account (the transphobic one that they all despise with a passion) had his name doxed a day ago, Keffals mentioned this on stream but said that they weren't going to get involved and will be staying out of trans community issues for a few weeks until the hatred dies down.
Has vowed to instead go on a new Arc of reviewing debates from the past 5 years, including the JonTron vs Destiny debate, this sounds boring as fuck but what do I know?

Within 6 hours of this Keffals has decided to ignore that previous vow and has instead now decided to call a prominent black trans Twitter user 'FBI', and has come out calling Black Trans twitters latest gripe to be a Psyop, which I'm sure will go down swimmingly.
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The problem with Keff and why they're so easy to troll is because they literally cannot help themself from getting involved in petty drama.
Keffals is already being called racist again for this, which should've been pretty predictable as Dreamleaf called this whole thing a psyop about 5 hours ago and was dragged as a racist, why Keffals thought it would be any different with them is a mystery.
(Context is that Black trans Twitter was complaining about Brianna Ghey supporters using the SayHerName hashtag when it was originally a black hashtag, I don't fucking know)

Wasn't there another black troon who attacked Keffals last year? Jay or Jai or something like that. Keffals called that person "a cancer" that needed to be cut out of the troon community and also claimed that the person behind that account isn't even black or a troon.

 

[Punished Neco]

Wasn't there another black troon who attacked Keffals last year? Jay or Jai or something like that. Keffals called that person "a cancer" that needed to be cut out of the troon community and also claimed that the person behind that account isn't even black or a troon.

DreadedJai yes, Jai also wanted Keffals to pay some of the money that had been raised to black trans users cashapps to spread the wealth, fuck knows.
The lore is quite deep with those 2 but it's common knowledge they hate one another intensely though.

Anyway this psyop claim came about because of a post to 4chan

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Funnily Keffals doesn't realize that this latest "Say her name" psyop could cut both ways.

1. The original movement could've been a psyop in order to get black trans Twitter up in arms and create conflict
2. The original movement could have been legit and the 4chan user could have just decided to go and post claiming it was a psyop in order to psyop idiots like Keffals into thinking the original post was a psyop in order to then create conflict.

I'm guessing it's option B as I've actually seen Black Twitter get upset about the co-opting of hashtags/phrases used by them in the past, which if accurate means Keffals was just psyoped into once again inserting himself into drama which will result in accusations of racism.

Causing the online leftist movements to infight is entirely too easy and sadly quite mundane at this point though. Some people might find enjoyment in it but it's become comparable to those people who go trick chimps at the zoo with "magic" from the other side of the glass.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

So the person who runs ValidL's Twitter account (the transphobic one that they all despise with a passion) had his name doxed a day ago, Keffals mentioned this on stream but said that they weren't going to get involved and will be staying out of trans community issues for a few weeks until the hatred dies down.
Has vowed to instead go on a new Arc of reviewing debates from the past 5 years, including the JonTron vs Destiny debate, this sounds boring as fuck but what do I know?

Within 6 hours of this Keffals has decided to ignore that previous vow and has instead now decided to call a prominent black trans Twitter user 'FBI', and has come out calling Black Trans twitters latest gripe to be a Psyop, which I'm sure will go down swimmingly.
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The problem with Keff and why they're so easy to troll is because they literally cannot help themself from getting involved in petty drama.
Keffals is already being called racist again for this, which should've been pretty predictable as Dreamleaf called this whole thing a psyop about 5 hours ago and was dragged as a racist, why Keffals thought it would be any different with them is a mystery.
(Context is that Black trans Twitter was complaining about Brianna Ghey supporters using the SayHerName hashtag when it was originally a black hashtag, I don't fucking know)

I agree about the addiction to petty drama but the frequent shitflinging with black people of gender in particular really puzzles me except if it's done to maximize the self-destruction. Even at his highest popularity he was pulling this shit and it was dragging him down. Shit he started with black people a year ago is still brought up and he's starting new feuds? Deeply messy unwell person.

 

[F13 Key]

Black twitter is unreal about how petty its grudges can be and how long it can hold them. The basic rule of thumb when dealing with black twitter is "don't". Don't talk to them, don't @ them, don't even mention their existence or give them any thought. Doing this will also get you screeched at by them, but you won't see it because you shouldn't care.

Luke does not understand this and constantly violates this rule. He's realized way too late that none of these people are worth giving a shit about, because he's right that they all hold you to absurd standards of behavior and accountability as part of their idpol. He's like someone who's fifty feet underwater, out of air, and is only now realizing he's drowning while carrying lead weights. They'll keep dragging him down forever, much like his rapidly developing gunt.

 

[ForTheHoard]

DreadedJai yes, Jai also wanted Keffals to pay some of the money that had been raised to black trans users cashapps to spread the wealth, fuck knows.
The lore is quite deep with those 2 but it's common knowledge they hate one another intensely though.

Anyway this psyop claim came about because of a post to 4chan
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Funnily Keffals doesn't realize that this latest "Say her name" psyop could cut both ways.

1. The original movement could've been a psyop in order to get black trans Twitter up in arms and create conflict
2. The original movement could have been legit and the 4chan user could have just decided to go and post claiming it was a psyop in order to psyop idiots like Keffals into thinking the original post was a psyop in order to then create conflict.

I'm guessing it's option B as I've actually seen Black Twitter get upset about the co-opting of hashtags/phrases used by them in the past, which if accurate means Keffals was just psyoped into once again inserting himself into drama which will result in accusations of racism.

Causing the online leftist movements to infight is entirely too easy and sadly quite mundane at this point though. Some people might find enjoyment in it but it's become comparable to those people who go trick chimps at the zoo with "magic" from the other side of the glass.

Hmm. This post has a pattern I've seen before but never really picked up on.

Censoring anti-black slurs.

Censoring tranny dead names.

 

[Trianon]

I agree about the addiction to petty drama but the frequent shitflinging with black people of gender in particular really puzzles me except if it's done to maximize the self-destruction. Even at his highest popularity he was pulling this shit and it was dragging him down. Shit he started with black people a year ago is still brought up and he's starting new feuds? Deeply messy unwell person.

He just hates being told that he can't say certain things, as someone who should be given a free pass because he's just a widdle trans girl. So he comes up with elaborate ways why saying the n-word is actually progressive. It is not going well.

 

[umami's milk]

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN...