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Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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Archive of stream here.
Here's a rundown of just the Shoe0nhead portion of the stream, these aren't all in order.
I caught this before it got deleted.
I then fell asleep, so I don't know about the rest of it.
Here's a rundown of just the Shoe0nhead portion of the stream, these aren't all in order.
- Keffals appears with a cigarette in his mouth looking like he just drank from the false Holy Grail, and likely on various substances. He without exaggeration looks, sounds and acts like he has late-stage cancer, so obviously his chat thirsts after him. He promptly calls somebody a faggot, boots up his Raft game "for the zoomers" and introduces Shoe, claiming himself to be a fan.
- Shoe confesses she knows very little about him, being given a crash course by her own community. She says she wants to talk to him specifically because he was 'cancelled', adding that his cancellation was the most rabid she had ever seen on the Left - but remarks the Right has been having cancellation issues of their own recently and is very fragmented.
- Keffals complains about the lies and slander against his reputation, specifically that the Catboy Ranch and his Communist Party embezzlement was a lie and that he had nothing to do with deplatforming Destiny. Shoe commiserates without any pressure.
- Keffals remarks on his New Years' desire to stop burning bridges and build them back up, by having more conversations with people, including those on the Right.
- They discuss being cancelled over a slur. Keffals encourages any slurs on Shoe's part and asks chat to type '1' if they were 'retarded tranny niggerfaggots', or words to that effect. Chat obliges.
- Shoe notes the futility of gatekeeping slurs or woke terms, remarking that any word that indicates ableism or marginalisation will invariably be reinterpreted into a slur. She points out that 'person of colour' is now being phased out and 'BIPOC' is now the PC term.
- Keffals says this applies to the Right as well, on how 'woke' replaced 'SJW' as a pejorative. He notes that marginalised communities will reclaim slurs as they grow indifferent to them, to then which a new slur will be created, using 'tranny' and 'troon' as examples.
- Both of them agree the current LGBT flag looks awful, Shoe pointing out that the specific colours for specific groups made it inherently less inclusive. Keffals dislikes it because the inclusion of race meant it was easy for bad faith agencies (in this case ICE) to use it to virtue signal.
- Keffals brings up the 'fascist blood' thing again. They both claim to be Italian, yet don't speak it or have been to Italy, though Shoe mentions a sister who was a tour guide there. They share some dodgy sounding Italian-Canadian/American slurs.
- Shoe claims it's difficult to find leftist friends because of their treacherous nature, which is why she gravitates to Right-leaning friends who she can have healthy disagreements with. She describes herself as socially 'trad' (???), politically liberal, but notes that Keffals is much more progressive than she herself is. She believes that the progressive Left was more united when they had a common rally point in Bernie Sanders.
- Keffals leaves to make a coffee, leaving Shoe to awkwardly make small talk with his chat, which has a fair amount of her viewers on. She asks about the wiggler lore and gets spammed with them.
- Apparently XanderhalITV wants to join the stream.
- Keffals then opens his Twitter, which is a relentless shit show, remarking on the absurdity of the reasons people are turning against him. He mentions being attacked by the alt-Right and KiwiFarms. Shoe doesn't refer to the Farms even indirectly.
- Shoe mentions she has stopped streaming, and has taken a Twitter hiatus. Keffals discusses the benefits of leaving Twitter, and says you should give your password to somebody else. He also acknowledges his ongoing follower loss. That said, they both agree that it is an indispensable tool, Shoe for content and Keffals being entertained at irritating people. Shoe consoles Keffals that the loyal subscribers will stay and that he will recover.
- Keffals explains the situation with picrew, and admits it was not a good look and would not do it again. Shoe agrees the 'gay-op' was obviously a joke about intersectionality.
- At this point chat is evenly divided into people angry at Keffals, people calling Shoe a fascist, some trolls, and their respective loyal audiences. Keffals uses the word 'turboaustists' again, so he's obviously quite proud of it.
- Keffals mentions the cultural difference between Canadian and American political activism - he says Canadian Antfia is basically ineffectual. Shoe say she disagrees with the 'punching Nazis' message, but admits it was funny to see Richard Spencer attacked.
- Shoe compares Keffals to Vaush, and how they have unique names and similar, hardcore communities, compared to her more casual 'normie' fanbase.
- Shoe claims the reason Leftists like Keffals are so quick to be cancelled is because Leftists are unable to dismiss or insult their critics with the same brazenness as Right wingers can. She discusses the paradox of 'kicking people out of the Left', and the mentality of it being a social club rather than a political identity.
- Keffals claims to have attempted suicide a year after he began transitioning, and that he used to work as an LGBT councillor.
- Shoe says that doxxing and swatting are the big taboos of the Internet, but Keffals mentions that he participated in doxxing members of a Canadian anti-Muslim protest group by leaking their names, contacts and addresses until they disbanded. A slightly taken-aback Shoe disavows. Even his fans in chat seem taken aback by the news and confusion ensues. It becomes noticeably more critical.
- A number of superchats pop up with somebody asking where the money he raised went, and why he doxxes people. It's fast deleted, but Shoe catches it and says she doesn't think he's a grifter because he's losing followers for 'freeing himself. Keffals at one point accidentally bans a mutual follower he mistook for a bot.
- She points out that Keffals has cultivated this audience and asks if he regrets it. Keffals agrees, but also says he doesn't regret it, as without that audience he could not have succeeded is pressuring Cloudflare to drop the Farms. No mention is made of the massive media exposure he got nor the wider #DropKiwiFarms movement.
- Keffals says he's confused as to why he is blocked by mainstream Right wingers - Shoe points to his history of 'ratioing' people. Keffals admits he's lost that power.
- Keffals opines that young men are being drawn to inceldom by the prevalence of porn. They both, bizarrely, agree that while they would not seek to ban it, in a "perfect world" it wouldn't exist.
- Shoe suddenly mentions she is going out to dinner at an Italian restaurant with her boyfriends's friends, lamenting she has no friends of her own. Keffals bids they be allies the next time they get caught in drama and she accepts, and ends the call. Keffals just has time to accidentally show his DMs with Shoe on screen before taking an intermission.
- Shoe confesses she knows very little about him, being given a crash course by her own community. She says she wants to talk to him specifically because he was 'cancelled', adding that his cancellation was the most rabid she had ever seen on the Left - but remarks the Right has been having cancellation issues of their own recently and is very fragmented.
- Keffals complains about the lies and slander against his reputation, specifically that the Catboy Ranch and his Communist Party embezzlement was a lie and that he had nothing to do with deplatforming Destiny. Shoe commiserates without any pressure.
- Keffals remarks on his New Years' desire to stop burning bridges and build them back up, by having more conversations with people, including those on the Right.
- They discuss being cancelled over a slur. Keffals encourages any slurs on Shoe's part and asks chat to type '1' if they were 'retarded tranny niggerfaggots', or words to that effect. Chat obliges.
- Shoe notes the futility of gatekeeping slurs or woke terms, remarking that any word that indicates ableism or marginalisation will invariably be reinterpreted into a slur. She points out that 'person of colour' is now being phased out and 'BIPOC' is now the PC term.
- Keffals says this applies to the Right as well, on how 'woke' replaced 'SJW' as a pejorative. He notes that marginalised communities will reclaim slurs as they grow indifferent to them, to then which a new slur will be created, using 'tranny' and 'troon' as examples.
- Both of them agree the current LGBT flag looks awful, Shoe pointing out that the specific colours for specific groups made it inherently less inclusive. Keffals dislikes it because the inclusion of race meant it was easy for bad faith agencies (in this case ICE) to use it to virtue signal.
- Keffals brings up the 'fascist blood' thing again. They both claim to be Italian, yet don't speak it or have been to Italy, though Shoe mentions a sister who was a tour guide there. They share some dodgy sounding Italian-Canadian/American slurs.
- Shoe claims it's difficult to find leftist friends because of their treacherous nature, which is why she gravitates to Right-leaning friends who she can have healthy disagreements with. She describes herself as socially 'trad' (???), politically liberal, but notes that Keffals is much more progressive than she herself is. She believes that the progressive Left was more united when they had a common rally point in Bernie Sanders.
- Keffals leaves to make a coffee, leaving Shoe to awkwardly make small talk with his chat, which has a fair amount of her viewers on. She asks about the wiggler lore and gets spammed with them.
- Apparently XanderhalITV wants to join the stream.
- Keffals then opens his Twitter, which is a relentless shit show, remarking on the absurdity of the reasons people are turning against him. He mentions being attacked by the alt-Right and KiwiFarms. Shoe doesn't refer to the Farms even indirectly.
- Shoe mentions she has stopped streaming, and has taken a Twitter hiatus. Keffals discusses the benefits of leaving Twitter, and says you should give your password to somebody else. He also acknowledges his ongoing follower loss. That said, they both agree that it is an indispensable tool, Shoe for content and Keffals being entertained at irritating people. Shoe consoles Keffals that the loyal subscribers will stay and that he will recover.
- Keffals explains the situation with picrew, and admits it was not a good look and would not do it again. Shoe agrees the 'gay-op' was obviously a joke about intersectionality.
- At this point chat is evenly divided into people angry at Keffals, people calling Shoe a fascist, some trolls, and their respective loyal audiences. Keffals uses the word 'turboaustists' again, so he's obviously quite proud of it.
- Keffals mentions the cultural difference between Canadian and American political activism - he says Canadian Antfia is basically ineffectual. Shoe say she disagrees with the 'punching Nazis' message, but admits it was funny to see Richard Spencer attacked.
- Shoe compares Keffals to Vaush, and how they have unique names and similar, hardcore communities, compared to her more casual 'normie' fanbase.
- Shoe claims the reason Leftists like Keffals are so quick to be cancelled is because Leftists are unable to dismiss or insult their critics with the same brazenness as Right wingers can. She discusses the paradox of 'kicking people out of the Left', and the mentality of it being a social club rather than a political identity.
- Keffals claims to have attempted suicide a year after he began transitioning, and that he used to work as an LGBT councillor.
- Shoe says that doxxing and swatting are the big taboos of the Internet, but Keffals mentions that he participated in doxxing members of a Canadian anti-Muslim protest group by leaking their names, contacts and addresses until they disbanded. A slightly taken-aback Shoe disavows. Even his fans in chat seem taken aback by the news and confusion ensues. It becomes noticeably more critical.
- A number of superchats pop up with somebody asking where the money he raised went, and why he doxxes people. It's fast deleted, but Shoe catches it and says she doesn't think he's a grifter because he's losing followers for 'freeing himself. Keffals at one point accidentally bans a mutual follower he mistook for a bot.
- She points out that Keffals has cultivated this audience and asks if he regrets it. Keffals agrees, but also says he doesn't regret it, as without that audience he could not have succeeded is pressuring Cloudflare to drop the Farms. No mention is made of the massive media exposure he got nor the wider #DropKiwiFarms movement.
- Keffals says he's confused as to why he is blocked by mainstream Right wingers - Shoe points to his history of 'ratioing' people. Keffals admits he's lost that power.
- Keffals opines that young men are being drawn to inceldom by the prevalence of porn. They both, bizarrely, agree that while they would not seek to ban it, in a "perfect world" it wouldn't exist.
- Shoe suddenly mentions she is going out to dinner at an Italian restaurant with her boyfriends's friends, lamenting she has no friends of her own. Keffals bids they be allies the next time they get caught in drama and she accepts, and ends the call. Keffals just has time to accidentally show his DMs with Shoe on screen before taking an intermission.
I caught this before it got deleted.
I then fell asleep, so I don't know about the rest of it.
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Shows you how easily cults form but how willing they are to cannibalize their own.
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Oh, boy, trannies eating one another, is it a day ending in Y already?
But seriously, this was destined. Keffals is so uniquely aggressive, even by tranny standards, and he can't stand anything other than having complete control over everyone around him. I'm going to enjoy watching this spiral.
But seriously, this was destined. Keffals is so uniquely aggressive, even by tranny standards, and he can't stand anything other than having complete control over everyone around him. I'm going to enjoy watching this spiral.
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I never knew much about him until the end of the #dropkiwifarms shit and fucking lol when I found everything. Can't wait until I hear on the news that he skined his ex wife and wore her like a flesh suit.
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Holy shit their may be a universe where Lucas was a chill shitposter with a sense of humor...
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I've been on and off the Keffals thread for awhile, but I remember posting with you proud few daily, shitting on Lucas and mind-breaking him when things looked darkest. Yet we held the line, making fun of his TwitchCon Livestream, manipulating how he brushed his hair due to balding, having female kiwis literally teach him how to wear makeup correctly through daily mockery, shitting on his disgusting moob gap, and archiving the small infractions and enemies he made every day.
Now we're here, Lucas's reckoning has come, and it's sweet to me, like a juicy orange.
Fuck you Lucas. You lost. LMFAO you try to be Kiwi Farms after trying and failing to get it offline. You are a piece of shit Lucas. Now you want the trannies to fuck off because you can't grift off them.
When you're destitute, will you bottle your salty bitch tears and sell them? I will buy them. Not for much, but I'll throw a few nickels at you, which should give you a fraction of an adderal tablet to help numb the pain and stop the shakes for a minute or so. Who else among we Kiwis and Lucas ALOGS will buy Lucas's tear vials. I will drink them in my morning coffee and chuckle.
Now we're here, Lucas's reckoning has come, and it's sweet to me, like a juicy orange.
Fuck you Lucas. You lost. LMFAO you try to be Kiwi Farms after trying and failing to get it offline. You are a piece of shit Lucas. Now you want the trannies to fuck off because you can't grift off them.
When you're destitute, will you bottle your salty bitch tears and sell them? I will buy them. Not for much, but I'll throw a few nickels at you, which should give you a fraction of an adderal tablet to help numb the pain and stop the shakes for a minute or so. Who else among we Kiwis and Lucas ALOGS will buy Lucas's tear vials. I will drink them in my morning coffee and chuckle.
To celebrate trannies deplatforming him and losing every ally he had among the Dickless Groomer community, here's every drawing I ever did of Lucas.
It's time to #DropKeffals.
It's time to #DropKeffals.
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I'm happy that we are still going strong. I love this fucking place
kadoink
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Keffals is human garbage and should be recycled.
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It is freaking hilarious. Say what you want about Keffals but him doing the lolcowdom speedrun has been constantly impressive to me.
He got a page, blew up, had his nudes found, went on his mission against Kiwi Farms, got doxed several times, got thousands of thread pages, and is now melting down within the course of a year. This type of stuff usually takes years. Lucas really is the perfect fast paced lolcow for low attention zoomers who want to get into KF for the first time, and he has caused many new users to be interested in this website.
With how fast things are moving, how long will it be before he has sex with his mother?
He got a page, blew up, had his nudes found, went on his mission against Kiwi Farms, got doxed several times, got thousands of thread pages, and is now melting down within the course of a year. This type of stuff usually takes years. Lucas really is the perfect fast paced lolcow for low attention zoomers who want to get into KF for the first time, and he has caused many new users to be interested in this website.
With how fast things are moving, how long will it be before he has sex with his mother?
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I would not be surprised if Keffals attempted to take some time off after everyone rightfully ripped them to shreds for this clown show. I don't think they'll be able to make it a week though since they did the same thing with the dropkiwifarms campaign. Keffals will always come back to the internet because that is where their life is and where they can pretend to not be a depressed deranged dickless drug-dependent dumbass.
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I love how this week both Ralph and Keffals have threatened to commit suicide because of Twitter. Remember everyone, these are grown adults we have here yet they are threatening to kill themselves like 16 year old girls seeking attention.
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The Kiwifarms truly are the modern day Cassandra of Troy. It's amazing that the Twitter troon gang hasn't cannibalized itself by now. Every shitty thing you could want (or possibly not want) to know about Keffals has already been posted in this thread, but these people will never read it because "Kiwifarms bad", despite our primary intentions here to laugh at, document, and observe the terminally online from afar.
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The Italianx thing is part of his whole drenched in irony schtick. He's both making fun of the insertion of 'x' but also willing to claim it's real if he wants to. It's convenient in the moment but is indicative how he has no real beliefs except in himself. It's not about right or wrong, it's cringe or based, and that's a very short-term solution for anyone other than the true believers. Basically he's tried to have it both ways, and when he had large groups and prominent 'reporters' defending him, they could force the narrative to cover his mistakes. But that cover is long gone, so his pathetic attempts at being 'edgy' and then trying to defend it as sincerity falls over more and more each time he breaks a new taboo.
It's actually a decent trick if you can pull it off, making an outlandish statement in line with the insanity of the ideologues (eg, Italianx) and then defending it using their own words and language against them. But Lucas is a fucking moron and isn't trying to make any greater point, he just wants to be an asshole, so he dismisses someone for saying 'folx' (fairly, tbh), undermining all previous attempts to pretend Italianx is genuine to dismiss people coming for him about other things.
Others have pointed it out, but they'll never, ever realise that. These are ideologues whose brains are set to 'KiwiFarms = evil'. To notice how right we were, you'd have to allow yourself to notice in general, and they've banned themselves from doing that long ago. It's part of why it's so hilarious that they're acting so betrayed and disappointed right now - they chose to ignore it until it became too inconvenient, also known as the mob started turning and they can only go with the mob.
I will admit, though, it's frustrating that it remains that Lucas is getting canceled for slurs and bigotry and not, for example, grooming minors and promoting selling them illegal HRT. But from what I can tell, a cow's undoing is rarely their worst crimes, it's generally the piddly little things that get them. But it's Clown World and best to take a break when getting MATI so I can get back to the fun part of laughing at the misfortunes of terrible, terrible people.
I think it's an underexplored part of Lucas's life that he called himself Kaylie for a time. It feels like there's a story there, though troons being what they are it's likely to be something like @Otm Shank telling us that they went to school with a Kaylie and Lucas was just skinwalking.
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That's pretty funny. Hell of a time to get cocky and double down. God Sneed Keffals, you fucking loonView attachment 4574102
Holy shit their may be a universe where Lucas was a chill shitposter with a sense of humor...
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Up until now I hadn't even considered the possibility of Lucas having sex with his mother, but I'd predict at least by the end of the year anyway.
NegroDomus
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He can't. he has no dick.
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Maybe he would go back to streaming (but like wings have more mods than viewers to ban people) but if he's getting consistently hammered by twitter for being (insert faggot reason here) then I think he will quit twitter with little dignity.
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They are mentally ill after all. You really CAN expect much from them, that's why they are such notorious lolcows in the first place.I love how this week both Ralph and Keffals have threatened to commit suicide because of Twitter. Remember everyone, these are grown adults we have here yet they are threatening to kill themselves like 16 year old girls seeking attention.