Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Brutality]

So in addition to Jim Sterling's under 800k special we may also get Lucas' under 100k followers special. That'd be a Keffals stream I could actually watch. Let's hope the mob can deliver for us

 

[FoundLeathal]

on this same note, saw something odd when checking their youtube stats.

hemorrhaging followers, but somehow gaining tens upon tens of thousands of views a day?
over eight million oi vey in a year?

Spoiler: This shit don't add up.

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It kinda makes sense. When drama happens people are more likely to go the channel to see the latest response. When the drama ends Keffals views will probably be lower then ever. They have also been inviting a lot of big YouTubers as well so that probably plays a part as well.

 

[Breadbassket]

Given all the Keffals-related infighting from his once great horde of supporters this feels appropriate:

 

[AnOminous]

It won't give him his dick back, and that's probably what's messing with him more than anything.

Plus he's now ostracized from the very community he mutilated his genitals to join. Gotta suck to be him. Couldn't happen to a nicer person.

 

[Po's Cootah]

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TRANNY FIGHT!!!1!!!



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One of us. One of US. ONE OF US.

EDIT:
Some of the highlights:

• Subreddit's in revolt, post later gets removed by the mods
• ResetEra has joined in on the hate train
• Both the #DropKiwiFarms Account and Patrick S. Tomlinson publicly denounce and unfollow
• Alejandro Caraballo has seemingly jumped ship
• Terra (another cow with a thread) has had enough
• During the fallout, Keffals streamed with June (Shoe0nHead)
  • Claims to have never promoted HRT + nearly died during the police visit
  • Also claims to be both for and against banning porn
• From losing close supporters to now coping on a failed livestream, Keffals is becoming the next Ralph*

*Quite literally

Keffals being eaten by fellow SJWs and normies finally realizing the truth, you love to see it~

 

[cat merchant]

Keffals getting called a fascist for an unfunny joke was not on my 2023 bingo card.

Surely people won't bring up that fact that she hangs out with Vaush, know female sexual harasser, right?

Bold of you to assume that leftist twitter cares about misogyny towards real women.

 

[Jon Conroy]

Oh the irony. What a maroon. Dude literally led a crusade and like all cults did the thing they said it hated.

 

[Nointey]

Lmao, Luca's own little "community" (cult) is now going to spit him out like a chewed up piece of gum on a summer day, leaving him to his own crappy, mutilated self.

 

[AN/ALR56]

"M0MMYBIGDICK" who Keffals has been beefing with over the past 72 hours has seemingly revealed that Keffals has relapsed and is addicted to drugs again. Source: "people who know her IRL".
It explains the Reddit post though, Keffals originally brushed that off on stream as being posted at 3am whilst drunk, but maybe it wasn't alcohol that was impairing logic.

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[A of thread]
(I can understand following pro players but the website follows gives an indication it's not just watching, it's participating).

What I find it funny about those addicts following professional gamblers is that all of them have taken years or decades to master the game and be mathematical experts to calculate the odds to make their bets.
They derive no pleasure from it.
Unlike addicts, especially keffals who probably is too lazy to even master a 5 minute video on poker odds and how to calculate them.
Can't wait for him to start gambling and losing on stream.

 

[Markass the Worst]

This is yet another great showing as to why you don't do gayops, fresh meats.
This guy has spent so much time trying to actively fuck with us and no one responded yet the entertainment never ceased flowing.

I do find it a little worrying that I am starting to sympathize with his more recent takes about not wanting a community where you need to walk on eggshells and fearing to be purity checked. Those are insanely reasonable takes in my eyes.

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I also remember during his streams that he calls trans people vicious and that they eat their own, something that is currently actually happening to him.
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I certainly hope for an entertaining continuation of this and will follow it closely.

Too little, too late. He's scrambling for principles he never held now that the shoe is on the other foot. He's always been a lying snake playing both sides of the controversy and now he's getting what's coming to him. He's never been credible and any correct statement he says is just a broken clock being right twice a day.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

"We tanked our credibility for THIS?!"

The guys of the Wayback Machine will probably wondering the same question about dropping KF from their archives.

 

[MooseGump]

How fucking hard is it to just stick to gaming and react content as a streamer. You’ve got a cushy job, so why not just ride it out with the least controversial content and avoid risking a hit to revenue and rep

Because if you're a fat balding idiot that struck out lucky once and blew all your money you would want to get that high again, but is Lucas trying to get into the type of content Metokur and the like did? It feels that way but he still wants to keep his current paypigs

 

[Burning Fanatic]

I do find it a little worrying that I am starting to sympathize with his more recent takes about not wanting a community where you need to walk on eggshells and fearing to be purity checked. Those are insanely reasonable takes in my eyes.

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I also remember during his streams that he calls trans people vicious and that they eat their own, something that is currently actually happening to him.
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I certainly hope for an entertaining continuation of this and will follow it closely.

It's not something to be concerned by nor really sympathize with; rather, it's stating the obvious. Trying to constantly appease a group of online weirdos who support deplatforming is a recipe for disaster, especially for someone like Keffals who always wanted to be an edgy shitposter. The audience they cultivated has lived out their usefulness once the #DropKiwiFarms saga died down, so now they're truly reaping what they've sown.

 

[404 User Not Found]

Holy shit keffals is retarded, beyond a haha funny way. He's literally too dumb to live, how has he survived this long.

Probably has to wake up every morning and spend an hour before breakfast remembering that food is kept in the kitchen.

 

[SNAFU]

So I occasionally check the Following list on Twitter because it actually at times can give a pretty accurate timeline. The top 10-15 accounts are always the same for some reason (maybe Twitter circle, I'm not entirely sure) but below that the new follows appear to be listed in chronological order, Tipster and Onni being right near one another for example (they were heavily involved in the discourse around the Retard drama).

Anyway doing a quick look it appears Keffals has followed 23 Online Poker providers/websites and pro players. This appears to have been done in the last 5-10 days Edit: 24 hours
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There was 1 more account called "PokerStars Twitch" but I couldn't be bothered to take an extra screenshot of just 1 account.
Every single one of these accounts is either a Poker player or website.

Degen Gambler Arc?

God damn he cant pick a personality. From dude, social justice crusader, journo sweetheart, e thot and edgy poster have all come and went. I didnt see poker player but hes speeding communities

 

[grapeshark77]

Because if you're a fat balding idiot that struck out lucky once and blew all your money you would want to get that high again, but is Lucas trying to get into the type of content Metokur and the like did? It feels that way but he still wants to keep his current paypigs

The problem is that he's boring no matter what he does. He tried gaming, politics, being a titty streamer, being a react streamer - all of this in the past month. The gambling actually makes sense because he's basically been gambling with his own content in an attempt to become "famous" again, why not do the real thing.

Keffals doing gambling streams where he blows the 100k donated to help him in real time would be entertaining (for us) so I'd say go for that.

 

[Finger Pistols]

So in the past few hours we've found out that Keffals seemingly is not only back abusing drugs but also potentially falling into a gambling addiction (I can understand following pro players but the website follows gives an indication it's not just watching, it's participating).
Keffals was nearly chain smoking on yesterdays stream also, I'd estimate about 5-6 in the stream, not that I'm going to go count.

The fat Italian is being a chain-smoker, drug and gambling addict? Wow, I'm not shocked or surprised in the slightest.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Too little, too late. He's scrambling for principles he never held now that the shoe is on the other foot. He's always been a lying snake playing both sides of the controversy and now he's getting what's coming to him. He's never been credible and any correct statement he says is just a broken clock being right twice a day.

Exactly this. He was fine with purity checking when he was on top. Suddenly he’s discovered that it’s not fun to be on the receiving end and oh no, things have gone too far.

 

[StacticShock]

>keffals doing retarded shit again
My brother in <insert personal belief here>, yous retarded.
what is funny in all this is that the L is so massive that even anti-birdfruit site redditors are turning against him, gotta be a record to get retards to dislike your retardation.

 

[Kees H]

So I occasionally check the Following list on Twitter because it actually at times can give a pretty accurate timeline. The top 10-15 accounts are always the same for some reason (maybe Twitter circle, I'm not entirely sure) but below that the new follows appear to be listed in chronological order, Tipster and Onni being right near one another for example (they were heavily involved in the discourse around the Retard drama).

Anyway doing a quick look it appears Keffals has followed 23 Online Poker providers/websites and pro players. This appears to have been done in the last 5-10 days Edit: 24 hours
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There was 1 more account called "PokerStars Twitch" but I couldn't be bothered to take an extra screenshot of just 1 account.
Every single one of these accounts is either a Poker player or website.

Degen Gambler Arc?

While I am going for the Keffals degenerate heroin addict & gambling addict arc, just because it's hilarious, Lukeyboy might also be trying to get into the Poker community on Twitch. There are a bunch of real females streaming like Alexandra Botez who plays a couple of tournaments every now and then, he might be trying to slide into that community.

I seriously hope he's just going to gamble and snort his 100k away (or what's left of it) and he ends up homeless on disabilities again, but this might also be something he is hoping to get into.