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So "M0MMYBIGDICK" Deleted the posts outing Keffals drug addiction because of a lot of pushback about making it public to dunk on Keffals.
Isablle who is Keffals editor seemingly has confirmed the addiction story further by the final sentence in this tweet:
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Keffals also somewhat confirmed it by retweeting Catboy Collectors call out post about addiction but it was un-retweeted a short while later, you'll just have to 'trust me bro' on that one though.
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Keffals just chillin' in the sky bunker like:
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Drugs are a messy business and people shouldn't dabble in them. I am unsure how Keffals would've been able to get cocaine in Northern Ireland during the 2x 3+ week holidays that happened, does EFNO have a direct line to the local dealer or something?
Lucas’ likely drug of choice are pain killers. He does have a history of them, which is what kicked him out of the Communist Party.
 
Coke in Canada is a little different, the market is controlled by the Hell's Angels. The leadership have an interest in making money, not killing their clients and bringing more heat down on their operations than needed. If they have a local outpost and a handful of runners who are selling product and this shit happens, someone gets corrected. Thankfully the "correction" is so severe that it's not advisable to play that game, even methed out retards understand fear better than basic business practice.
Coke gets contaminated in while it's still in wholesaler hands, generally by accidental exposure to counterfeit oxy presses or a heroin-cutting setup. Street level dealers aren't the ones doing it, there's no benefit to deliberately putting fentanyl in coke.
 
-Trans person does a bunch of heinous shit
-Interner finds out about it, Kiwifarms is the only source that keeps that info up
-Trans person attacks the Farms, getting minor notoriety to help smear the Farms
-Trans community turns on Trans person, jealous of their notoriety <<< YOU ARE HERE
-Trans is driven to suicide by their own community
-Kiwifarms is published as responsible for their suicide.

You see, it's like pop music, because it REPEATS OVER AND OVER AGAIN
 
-Trans person does a bunch of heinous shit
-Interner finds out about it, Kiwifarms is the only source that keeps that info up
-Trans person attacks the Farms, getting minor notoriety to help smear the Farms
-Trans community turns on Trans person, jealous of their notoriety <<< YOU ARE HERE
-Trans is driven to suicide by their own community
-Kiwifarms is published as responsible for their suicide.

You see, it's like pop music, because it REPEATS OVER AND OVER AGAIN
That's literally never happened once though.
 
Street level dealers aren't the ones doing it, there's no benefit to deliberately putting fentanyl in coke.
The general theory was that it produces a high much more effectively than coke does and with significantly less product required. Dealers can create a potent product that's significantly more addictive, lots of return business with that. I've seen guys who only sell half-grams at full price, "But it's worth it because my shit is pure." It's just Fent/Coke mix they're trying to sell. They all get caught eventually, fuckin' idiots that they are.
 
"M0MMYBIGDICK" who Keffals has been beefing with over the past 72 hours has seemingly revealed that Keffals has relapsed and is addicted to drugs again. Source: "people who know her IRL".
It explains the Reddit post though, Keffals originally brushed that off on stream as being posted at 3am whilst drunk, but maybe it wasn't alcohol that was impairing logic.

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So in the past few hours we've found out that Keffals seemingly is not only back abusing drugs but also potentially falling into a gambling addiction (I can understand following pro players but the website follows gives an indication it's not just watching, it's participating).
Keffals was nearly chain smoking on yesterdays stream also, I'd estimate about 5-6 in the stream, not that I'm going to go count.
I hate drug addicts. If anyone has had to deal with them you get it. Always a victim never their fault. Who knows if they actually are on drugs again or it's another excuse.
Being on drugs doesnt excuse your behavior.
 
Luke's fans still addicted to copium
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Kiwi Induced PTSD, oh the horrors
 
-Trans person does a bunch of heinous shit
-Interner finds out about it, Kiwifarms is the only source that keeps that info up
-Trans person attacks the Farms, getting minor notoriety to help smear the Farms
-Trans community turns on Trans person, jealous of their notoriety <<< YOU ARE HERE
-Trans is driven to suicide by their own community
-Kiwifarms is published as responsible for their suicide.

You see, it's like pop music, because it REPEATS OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Keffals on his way to becoming Chloe Sagal?
 
The general theory was that it produces a high much more effectively than coke does and with significantly less product required. Dealers can create a potent product that's significantly more addictive, lots of return business with that. I've seen guys who only sell half-grams at full price, "But it's worth it because my shit is pure." It's just Fent/Coke mix they're trying to sell. They all get caught eventually, fuckin' idiots that they are.
That's when you mix it into heroin. When it gets into coke it's just a few carfentanyl grains from a press or grinder being enough to kill people.
 
Left in London's tweet/thread has been deleted now (the one where they said it was Cocaine that Keffals was addicted to)

The fact that Keffals retweeted Catboys thread before unretweeting it and then went on to maintaining radio silence is interesting, right after this M0mmybigdick's thread/reveal that Keffals is a drug addict was deleted, now in the past 30 minutes or so Left in London's tweet thread which revealed it was cocaine has now also been deleted.

I get the feeling the team is on damage control and scrambling to DM people asking for these posts to be taken down in order to suppress it, those were the 2 biggest tweets being circulated after all.
 
I don't think you understand how drugs work, friend.

tbh "Keffals might OD bc you said he's an addict, you monster!!!" is not something I had on my bingo card.

Good lord, are these people fucking retarded. It's not even funny anymore, it actually hurts my intelligence.

I have never done cocaine, so yea I don't get that one. I thought it was an upper that was used for energy.
I'm learning so much about drugs in two threads.
Reason #10,000,000,000,06 As for Kiwi Farms is a global treasure. I'll repeat again Keffals can do a flip (post snorting molly/cocaine by the mountainfuls) for what he has done to this blessed wholesome site.
 
*you still owe us some art of fat Lucas!

I couldn’t even hope to steal the thunder from @I’m Just A Worm (seriously Worm, I’ve seen your work in several threads and you’re incredible ❤️), but this comment got my evil little brain buzzin’…. and I bring you Keffals the Hollywood movie and reality tv star!

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Starring in a major motion picture as a black man? Who’s racist now? (Keffals. Keffals is racist)


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His award-winning role in Precious…..


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He even did some voice work for Family Guy….



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Move over Jazz Jennings, the new TLC Queen has arrived….


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He even voiced the Queen of Hearts in Alice in Wonderland Troonland…..
“OFF WITH THEIR COCKS!!!”


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Iconic


And who could forget his small but memorable role in the psychological thriller “Seven”?…
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So "M0MMYBIGDICK" Deleted the posts outing Keffals drug addiction because of a lot of pushback about making it public to dunk on Keffals.
Isablle who is Keffals editor seemingly has confirmed the addiction story further by the final sentence in this tweet:
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Keffals also somewhat confirmed it by retweeting Catboy Collectors call out post about addiction but it was un-retweeted a short while later, you'll just have to 'trust me bro' on that one though.
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Keffals just chillin' in the sky bunker like:
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Drugs are a messy business and people shouldn't dabble in them. I am unsure how Keffals would've been able to get cocaine in Northern Ireland during the 2x 3+ week holidays that happened, does EFNO have a direct line to the local dealer or something?
wow, now I know where the 100k went. Nothing better than colombian nose candy. How many drugs does this motherfucker take? Well, he can't orgasm anymore, so a shitton of drugs are the next best thing.
So who is going to survive the longest out of Keffals and Ethan Ralph at this point? As I get the sense that Keffals is doing a speed run.
Drug overdose death, any% run
 
Left in London's tweet/thread has been deleted now (the one where they said it was Cocaine that Keffals was addicted to)

The fact that Keffals retweeted Catboys thread before unretweeting it and then went on to maintaining radio silence is interesting, right after this M0mmybigdick's thread/reveal that Keffals is a drug addict was deleted, now in the past 30 minutes or so Left in London's tweet thread which revealed it was cocaine has now also been deleted.

I get the feeling the team is on damage control and scrambling to DM people asking for these posts to be taken down in order to suppress it, those were the 2 biggest tweets being circulated after all.
It's strange what causes troon world to go into damage control. Arch sins like heckin' racisms seem to be the only thing that causes them to break rank. Everything else including sexual assault gets swept under the rug, presumably for the good of the community's image or some shit.
 
Left in London's tweet/thread has been deleted now (the one where they said it was Cocaine that Keffals was addicted to)

The fact that Keffals retweeted Catboys thread before unretweeting it and then went on to maintaining radio silence is interesting, right after this M0mmybigdick's thread/reveal that Keffals is a drug addict was deleted, now in the past 30 minutes or so Left in London's tweet thread which revealed it was cocaine has now also been deleted.

I get the feeling the team is on damage control and scrambling to DM people asking for these posts to be taken down in order to suppress it, those were the 2 biggest tweets being circulated after all.

What a mess. It's a good thing Keffals hasn't somehow attracted the attention of people dedicated to archiving everything permanently. That might frustrate his efforts a bit.

(It's not a coincidence the class of people most desperate to kill KF are the ones most frequently, repeatedly in need of DFE.)
 
I couldn’t even hope to steal the thunder from @I’m Just A Worm (seriously Worm, I’ve seen your work in several threads and you’re incredible ❤️), but this comment got my evil little brain buzzin’…. and I bring you Keffals the Hollywood movie and reality tv star!

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Starring in a major motion picture as a black man? Who’s racist now? (Keffals. Keffals is racist)



His award-winning role in Precious…..


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He even did some voice work for Family Guy….



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Move over Jazz Jennings, the new TLC Queen has arrived….


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He even voiced the Queen of Hearts in Alice in Wonderland Troonland…..
“OFF WITH THEIR COCKS!!!”


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Iconic


And who could forget his small but memorable role in the psychological thriller “Seven”?…
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Thank you for the funny edits for my project
Keffals does look like the bizarre fusion of Meg and Lois Griffin/Peter Griffin's personalities. Not Meg's.
 
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