Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Long Time Caller]

I for one look forward to having a new subforum take over after Ralph dies this year.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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nico on Twitter: "@monstera420 @CrowdsourcedPol @keffals would laugh …

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Former addicts opinions on Keffals using opioids as a shield.

This is an amazing retard fight.

"S.O.T.P. STOP! I was a level 12 smack sticker who could only inject it behind my eyeballs! I know that Keffals is hurting because of my lived experience. Any speak to the contrary will be seen as violence and I will summon a pack of crack fiends to hang outside of your apartment building and bother you for change!"

 

[Strangolapreti]

Of all the ways for Keffals to inevitably self delete, I wasn't expecting heroin overdose to be an option in the slightest.

On my list, the closest one was: Shot after trying to use"muh fibro" as an excuse to not work at the gulag she was sent after trying to rob the communist party
And it was for me just as probable as "Melting licke the witch of the east after accidentally consuming actual italian food."

 

[northstar747]

I ve skimmed the thread, but its clear there were people backing keffals's "story" for political purposes. I wonder who they were.

The swatting, the running to safe houses. The press writing all those articles.

Also I thought this faggot wanted to go back to catboy discords and troonshine without all this shit.

 

[Unique User Name]

He's going to die soon, either by OD or 41'ing, and they're going to blame the farms aren't they?

 

[TyrasGuard]

He's going to die soon, either by OD or 41'ing, and they're going to blame the farms aren't they?

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I was going to say, might be a bit of a morbid thought but they are all going to blame the KF anyways so why not die in spectacular ways like diving off a skyscraper into a hotel pool or drop from a plane with a giant banner that says "Fuck you Josh Moon" before they hit the pavement?

It would at least make one aspect of their life worthy of remembering.

 

[Ethics Gradient]

Everyone in this thread should pause for a moment and recall August last year.

Lucas was riding the wave of the morally triumphant. He gloated. He was smug.

His twitter followers jumped, he was later verified, he even referred to his 'team' when the DKF movement was in full-swing.

He made $100k overnight, and had a holiday in Northern Ireland (not that i'd consider that a top holiday destination, but each to their own).

He had his 15 minutes of fame.

Now, however:

He's a washed, felted unfunny druggie.

He's being 'unpersoned' by the swarm of piranhas that he once wanted to be the figurehead for. Ironically not for the abhorrent child grooming, but for saying some no-no words on the bird app.

The duality of our boy, Lucas, is that despite all the above he's just a /pol/tard who followed his fetish to his own detriment.

When Neil Patrick Harris met Lucas:

Cope. Seethe. Dilate.

 

[Haramburger]

Radio silence has been broken, still won't say what drug that they're addicted to (cocaine) though
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Is planning on going to rehab so things may be quiet for awhile.
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[A] Honestly I could do with a break myself, it's been hectic recently, with the speed things have been going I've been posting a tad too much the past few days. With Keffals in rehab I can lurk m0re.

Fucking amazing, what a weekend.

Besides "DON'T DO DRUGS!" the lesson here is, "Just do your own fucking dox work," feels good not to need rehab because a Personal Army Request™ was denied.

Do drugs at a barcade right in front of one of these screens, Master Splinter will honor you

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The more I smell of this the more it seems like mommydick has taken the easy way out on diffusing the situation without causing a huge explosion. Nothing NOTHING else could have saved keffals so well. Not even Moon himself showing up and injecting coke direct into his eyeballs.

 

[2ndBest]

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Former addicts opinions on Keffals using opioids as a shield.

The funniest (and maybe saddest) thing about former opioid addicts arguing about this is that they don’t seem to realize that Keffals, with or without an addiction, is and always will be like this. You don’t need drugs to make you a monster if you were already one to begin with.

 

[Alcoholism]

Watched the Sh0e stream.

Does Keffals always sound like that or is this a recent development? Cause if recent, that's definitely the voice of someone on the nod.

 

[Punished Neco]

It's actually pretty crazy to think that it's not even been 3 weeks since the start of the Cancellation Arc. (IIRC correctly kicked off on the 3rd of Feb with accusations of ableism).
In 2.5 weeks we've had:

• Ableism accusations
• Racism allegations
• The reveal that those accusations were made by a psyop
• Ableism against some guy in a wheelchair by calling him a retard
• Constant doubling down about using the word retard for the sole purpose of pissing off 'tenderqueers' to make them leave
• Hogwarts Legacy baiting/cancellation by constantly saying they were streaming it
• Request to "collect lore" on another trans
• The revelation that Keffals has been abusing drugs
• ~39,000 Twitter followers lost

It's been 17 days!
This is partly the reason why Keffals, despite the long periods of boredom that can occur, is my favorite lolcow thread, every once in awhile things will get absolutely insane with little or no warning and just continue at that pace for a few weeks.

I remember posting this clip of Keffals reacting to a $10 dono and thinking it was just a joke:

Oh surely this time he's gonna leave the Internet and take a much-needed break for a while and won't just come back the next day... right...? Right?!

*Sees Keffals has retweeted and has also uploaded a Youtube video that's unrelated to the drug taking*
I just wanted a short break


To those saying Keffals is on heroin, I'm not entirely sure but ever since the Cancellation Arc began at the start of the month I'm pretty sure Keffals has only been streaming in hoodies/long sleeved jumpers, as opposed to the "thirst trap" outfits that were the norm prior.
I'm just going to say that I don't think it's heroin/a downer though. Unless the ADHD medication is battling with it.

The question is how the rehab is going to interfere with the planned vacation to Northern Ireland (Yes, again) that Keffals has been saying was going to happen sometime in March

 

[Pizdec]

The funniest (and maybe saddest) thing about former opioid addicts arguing about this is that they don’t seem to realize that Keffals, with or without an addiction, is and always will be like this. You don’t need to drugs to make you a monster if you were already one to begin with.

It's not a matter of realizing he was always a piece of shit, it's more to say "when I was on painkillers I never spent 12 hours a day screaming into the void that was the internet about how I'm going to fuck your mom." And whilst it is true drugs don't make you into a monster it amplifies it, I've noticed the term relapsed has been brought up several times. I'm willing to guess it was coke before and it's coke again, and the money embezzled from the Canadian communist party may have gone into some bad habits.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

1. Everyone of these idiots on Twitter is now "OMG KEFFALS IS AN ADDICT THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING SHE WASN'T HERSELF WHEN SHE WAS RACIST AND ABLEIST AND WANTED TO DOX PEOPLE PLS DON'T BULLY!!!" but noone is "Gee when she is a coked out addict and nothing she says can be taken face value why the fuck should I listen to a junkie talking about politics?!".

2. Nico "I'M A REAL ADDICT AND YOU R NOT!!!" should have overdosed and I hope he does so soon.

 

[SenutiSolidus]

I still can't believe all we did was talk about this tranny, and we've cut him off from his support base. Meanwhile he did his best to literally cut up the Internet and failed. It's almost impressive how far he got before he was shut down.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Can we all agree that lucas is more pathetic than Carlos Chantor? At least Chris got graduated and became famous thanks to the comic he was able to produce, and I bet that he would've become a decent person with less enabling parents that stunted his development.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Checked back in on this dude and he’s managed to fuck up all he built already. How do you manage that? Pretty clear “I’m on drugs” is a cope

 

[PHILLIP BANKS]

no wonder trannies are brain dead!
they are drug addicts! They are so brain dead that they live in drug infused state all the time so they can convince themselves they are a woman lmao

 

[MarMar049]

I give it a month until we get into the overdose saga.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

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TRANNY FIGHT!!!1!!!



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I love it that he is so triggered by us doxing people, but when he does it it's not "doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxing" and we are evil for even calling it doxing.

No clue what he wants to call the piece of gayops he's trying to get going on Reddit, but it looks a whole lot like "pls dox this person i don't like for me uWu".

EDIT:
Found the reddit thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/keffals/comments/115ak8e/lore_request_mommybigdick/ (Archive), quick selection of random comments in his gayops thread, even his faggot Reddit fanbois don't agree with doxing requests:

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I knew this arc was coming, but now that it's here, it's not any less delicious for the inevitability. keffals' brief moment on the stage really did a great job of underscoring what a painfully desperate faggot he is. he takes a lot of pains to maintain conflicting personas - one side the socially concerned trans activist hero of the people, the other an idc lol yolo freewheeling shitposter who is totally not trying but also totally has more swag than you - whose gaps are so large that anybody can see through them after just spending a little time around him. the only thing keeping his stans glued was the social justice shit, but he so consistently undermines himself, and his personality is so naturally repellent, that it really was just a matter of time until a critical mass of people soured on him and the narrative turned against him. you reap what you sow, you greasy bitch.

Keffals hates niggers and the rest of the performative downtrodden almost as much as I do. He should fake his death, collect the funeral gofundme money and be born again as the shitposting asshole that The Lord Our God intended him to be before he got groomed and fucked by some faggot when he was 14. Before he fucked his little dog, Daisy.

This is such a tragic tale.

One of us. One of US. ONE OF US.

this could never happen in any universe. keffals may occasionally vibe like a fellow shitposter but it's all an act - the screaming core of his heart is his narcissism and resultant desperation for affirmation. like pretty much every tranny, he's a seething bag of unresolved internal contradictions and toxic entitlement. you need that kind of psychology to create somebody who thinks 1) they can change their entire physical identity by will alone, and 2) that they deserve to be congratulated and accepted for their newly created identity by literally every single person they interact with. if you were to strip away keffals' psychology like the layers of an onion, I expect the shitposter persona and even the troonism would come away long before you found the part that makes him act like a repulsive faggot and compulsively ruin himself

this is not the end of keffals. a dude like this can't live without his internet asspats - no matter how many times he's humiliated, I expect he'll doggedly refuse to log off and simply reinvent himself periodically as the tides change. will we see a keffals detransitioning arc? depends on how hard the pendulum swings - stay tuned for the next season!