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PointOfNoReturnPoint said:
Do you guys also feel the muta doc will be it, and then we will be blamed for his suicide? I am calling it now that you are going to hear us being blamed for things that Lucas did. The milk is kinda dry at this point as in we dont get anything really new so what else can come out of em?
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I don't think he will ever deliberately kill himself. I think his method of getting away with this will be to try and deflect attention towards something else. Ultimately all that's left is waiting on the video
 
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AMHOLIO said:
If you're high and drunk, do you still exhibit sleep deprivation markers or is it masked by the massive amount of drugs in your system? I can believe he stayed up that long because of drugs, but I'm not sure word slurring overlaps with stimulants which would keep him up rather than the nodding off of depressants and opiods.
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Everyone reacts a bit differently but if you are the kind of person who reacts to 30+ hours and no sleep negatively, you're going to have racoon bloodshot eyes, pale complexion etc etc. For decades people including the US government has experimented with amphetamines replacing sleep temporarily. If he was on meth/coke he'd be very jittery and animated have trouble focusing. The video clips of late suggest benzos like xanax ativan ambien. If he was nodding off it would be opiates, head dipping, you'd see the pupils dilatation. I think he took a couple of bars of xanax. The benzo withdrawl is pretty ugly including seizures and paranoia and it's almost impossible to sleep.

Statistically he's already dead. The problem is he's surrounded by sycophants who will keep kissing his ass, praising him to get that nod from sempai. Anyone remember when Chris first started saying he was a goddess and psychic? All the wheans just keep agreeing with him he was actually a deity until his brain broke and Null couldn't even deal with his shit anymore? It's a lot like that imho. When you are making bad decisions people in your life need to step in and warn you. Considering the fact he cut his dick off and his parents even paid for it, I'm not expecting an intervention anytime soon.
 
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Troon_Patrol said:
The video clips of late suggest benzos like xanax ativan ambien. If he was nodding off it would be opiates, head dipping, you'd see the pupils dilatation. I think he took a couple of bars of xanax. The benzo withdrawl is pretty ugly including seizures and paranoia and it's almost impossible to sleep.
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Benzos are one of the worst drugs to get off of, if you've been taking them long enough to become dependent and just stop you'll probably seize out and end up in the hospital if your lucky. It normally takes about a week before it gets to that point but its one of the worst withdraws out of all the drugs. The other issue with benzos nowadays is they are so rarely prescribed and hard to get but there are tons of people with pill presses making fake ones with fentanyl or some other random drug in them so a lot of people taking what they think is xanax end up ODing on fent
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
so a lot of people taking what they think is xanax end up ODing on fent
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I know it's better not to wish for or expect cow death, but man, Lucas (and Ralph for that matter) are lucky so far for not encountering that yet. With Lucas, it might be a merciful accidental death, especially if people start weening on him hard after the theoretical Muta video.

I imagine when Lucas dies, extra shit might surface about him from people who got intimidated by him. But that's if he dies while relatively relevant instead of at an older age, simpless and poor.
 
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AMHOLIO said:
I know it's better not to wish for or expect cow death, but man, Lucas (and Ralph for that matter) are lucky so far for not encountering that yet. With Lucas, it might be a merciful accidental death, especially if people start weening on him hard after the theoretical Muta video.

I imagine when Lucas dies, extra shit might surface about him from people who got intimidated by him. But that's if he dies while relatively relevant instead of at an older age, simpless and poor.
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I don't wish ODs on anyone, I went through the same shit last year and ended up in the hospital 3x before I finally got off xanax. Its one of the hardest drugs to get off of and a lot of people that get addicted start out prescribed it for valid reasons. But it's getting really dangerous nowadays with all the fentanyl and fake pills I wouldn't suggest anyone taking it.

And yea I imagine when Lucas dies some extra dirt will come out, he's probably a sex pest to some degree I'm not gonna say its a full on rapist but I could see him trying to pressure someone into it or maybe he goes full danny masterson and drugged someone.
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
Benzos are one of the worst drugs to get off of, if you've been taking them long enough to become dependent and just stop you'll probably seize out and end up in the hospital if your lucky. It normally takes about a week before it gets to that point but its one of the worst withdraws out of all the drugs. The other issue with benzos nowadays is they are so rarely prescribed and hard to get but there are tons of people with pill presses making fake ones with fentanyl or some other random drug in them so a lot of people taking what they think is xanax end up ODing on fent
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Now that you mention it, last time he got clean he specifically pointed out he needed medical observation or he could die. Made it out like it was alcohol, but benzos fit the bill perfectly.
 
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RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
Now that you mention it, last time he got clean he specifically pointed out he needed medical observation or he could die. Made it out like it was alcohol, but benzos fit the bill perfectly.
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Life threatening when it comes to alcohol generally involves someone who's been an alcoholic for literal years or binge drinking, like in a college frat.
 
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Baap said:
The troon got a new look:
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Hahahaha, he looks like a burnt out middle-aged dude stuck in the early 2000s. The hair really brings out his male features even more than usual.


That fucking smirk. :story: Subtle he is not.

AMHOLIO said:
If you're high and drunk, do you still exhibit sleep deprivation markers or is it masked by the massive amount of drugs in your system? I can believe he stayed up that long because of drugs, but I'm not sure word slurring overlaps with stimulants which would keep him up rather than the nodding off of depressants and opiods.
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Oh yeah, slurred speech can definitely be one of the effects of stimulants, particularly a higher dose. They don't just make you talk real fast and act frantic like in movies. But it's Lucas, so who knows what particular cocktail of drugs he's using this time.

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Edit: Stream over to go eat a pizza with hotdogs in the crust :story:
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Also, apropos of nothing, I found this amusing (from the Catboy Ranch):

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Fucking troon dot jpg: pretending to read Marxist theory while consuming some kind of slop from fucking Starbucks!

(Also love that you can see all the books are like 2% finished. All these performative Anarchist-Marxist (lol) types just want to jerk themselves off about "studying theory", not actually read anything)
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
I don't wish ODs on anyone, I went through the same shit last year and ended up in the hospital 3x before I finally got off xanax. Its one of the hardest drugs to get off of and a lot of people that get addicted start out prescribed it for valid reasons. But it's getting really dangerous nowadays with all the fentanyl and fake pills I wouldn't suggest anyone taking it.

And yea I imagine when Lucas dies some extra dirt will come out, he's probably a sex pest to some degree I'm not gonna say its a full on rapist but I could see him trying to pressure someone into it or maybe he goes full danny masterson and drugged someone.
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As far as I can recall I have never OD'ed, I hotpiped too much fent one time and bashed my face into a shelf, blood everywhere, I guess that counts? I haven't even drank booze in years. I have too much to live for I've accomplished things very few people have. I get the feeling Lucas wouldn't hesitate to toss a crushed Xanax bar or 2 in someones drink and "help them make it home after the party". He's a fucking creep. You heard the dog story? Allegedly he tried to fuck the family dog "Daisy"

The picture of the sausage fingers holding the hotdog slop literally makes me nauseous. Not in a million years would I have guessed that's a greasy man's hand holding the worst fucking American inspired cuisine he managed to get in Ireland somehow. An actual woman wouldn't be caught dead eating shit like that. @Something Awful already mentioned it. Fake commie flexing commie books he barely made it past page 10 of, all while sucking down the finest capitalist imperialist slop money can buy. Lenin would vomit at hearing about the money he blew on drugs, he earning playing video games to a crowd of sexual degenerates. He would have died in the gulag under Stalin's regime, he would have been a male prostitute for western tourists under the Castro Regime, Mao Zedong would have had him castrated (Ok well, I guess that would have been a win) and this faggot still simps for the communist ideology. There is not a single redeeming quality about Lucas Roberts.
 
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