Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
he's still a fat boring slug who FAILED to take down Kiwi Farms.
I'm more amused that 90% of posts bumping Keffals's thread lately are discussion about Keffals-adjacent people, not the big man himself.

He's so boring even the Farms --whom he FAILED to take down-- have nothing to say about him any more.
 
I'm more amused that 90% of posts bumping Keffals's thread lately are discussion about Keffals-adjacent people, not the big man himself.

He's so boring even the Farms --whom he FAILED to take down-- have nothing to say about him any more.
Every once in a month nowadays you can get a banger like this:
keffals-back-on-bsky16.png
 
Guess who's back
View attachment 7129621
No idea what this 1 hour stream was about, no clips seem to exist of it, no mention of it on Twitter. It got briefly mentioned in the stream title of 1 small other streamer but they never actually viewed the stream.
Lost 24 followers from it, whatever it was lolol.
 
No idea what this 1 hour stream was about, no clips seem to exist of it, no mention of it on Twitter. It got briefly mentioned in the stream title of 1 small other streamer but they never actually viewed the stream.
peering into my crystal ball, I hear these fragments from the stream lost to time:

"hey guys ... doing fine ... great actually ... ireland ... good ... orange man ... bad ... happy ... yeah ... medications ... sober ... "

i.e. just checking in to remind everyone that he's actually really happy with his life choices.
 
peering into my crystal ball, I hear these fragments from the stream lost to time:

"hey guys ... doing fine ... great actually ... ireland ... good ... orange man ... bad ... happy ... yeah ... medications ... sober ... "

i.e. just checking in to remind everyone that he's actually really happy with his life choices.
Love a good cope stream.
 
No idea what this 1 hour stream was about, no clips seem to exist of it, no mention of it on Twitter.

I tuned in for a few minutes. He wasn't on camera and was playing Satisfactory. He was talking about choices for streaming going forward, e.g., should they use Twitch chat or keffals.gg.

Also, he said he's visited every BDSM dungeon in Ireland.
 

I can see why the stream was deleted. In this clip, Keffals talks about not disclosing what he is being up to because is a freak but lets it slip that he's visited every BDSM dungeon in Ireland.

1742832417251.png
Tipster's reaction to the BDSM admission.

stream lost to time
You can find the stream on Odysee or Rumble. I have attached the chat of the stream as a text file.
 

Attachments

Last edited:
You can find the stream on Odysee or Rumble.

Here's a full transcript of the stream using ElevenLabs' speech to text tool. (Free until April 9!)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what? Wait a second. This, this, this is a Wendy's? Uh, uh, who are all you people? Wh- How did, how did I get here? (confused) I am so confused. I just, I just wanted the Wendy's Baconator. And now there's a whole bunch of people gang stalking me in a Twitch chat. What the fuck is happening? How do I even, uh, you know.

I think I'm just gonna. Give me a, give me a, give me a second. Wow. Do I want a Krabby Patty? I heard that Wendy's tried to make a Krabby Patty and it was apparently incredibly mid. That was probably not the smartest idea.

Okay. Hold on, hold on one second. I'm just grabbing, I'm d- I'm grabbing something, I'm doing some real important stuff over here. Okay. Uh, we're gonna get rid of that, and then I'm gonna grab this, and I copy the widget.

Let's see, browser source. And then I do this. Did it work? Wait a second. Hold up. Okay, yeah, yeah! It does work.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Dude. "I got bottom surg-" You're getting bottom surgery? That's fucking poggers. Can we get some Ws in chat for pussy? Gotta be one of my favorite sexual organs. Just like, good vibes all around, gotta say.

How do you even put a Twitch chat on the screen? Um, okay. So full disclosure, um, "This is off-putting to see you on the inter-" Well, bu- well that's, that's not a very nice thing to say. And I think that, um, it's cool being nice. I think that you're kind of like a cool little guy myself, personally. I got nothing against you, my buddy.

How do I. Okay, um, let's see. Why'd I start r- wait. I'm sorry. Everything is all messed up because I don't know how to use OBS anymore.

Um, by the way, I see that, uh, I see that KGG is live now. I'm p- just, just move to the Twitch chat. Anyone who's a mod over on there, just come to Twitch. I don't, I don't care about KGG anymore. Twitch is my new best friend.

I was. "Which one of the Automation Autism games is the satisfactory? " Uh, yeah it is. So, funny story, my, my game audio for Satisfactory is completely cooked because I am currently playing on Linux and this game was not made to be played on Linux and I have no idea how to make the audio work when playing this on Linux. I- it was a struggle in and of itself to get OBS working on Linux. Oh shit! Thank you for the gift subs! Thank you! I, um.

So, full disclosure, I have. Wait a sec. Aw, I don't have any fucking bio fuel. I can't use my chainsaw. I gotta go back to my, my gay little autism house and get my chainsaw fuel so I can, uh, I c- I c- eh, eh, F.

Okay, wait. Do I put. H- How, do I, do I put K. I'm kind of, like, I'm kind of torn if I should bring back KGG chat or if I should just use Twitch. Um, because I always hated having multiple chats.

Because it's like, when you're just a chatter, you know, there's one chat. There's one chat and it's chill. But on my end there was, like, three separate chats I had to look at and also stream and also give commentary. And it was, it, it was, it was so. It was too much.

It was far too much. It's way too much. And I'm kind of enjoying that there's just one chat. I can. You know what? Fuck it.

I can make the blue check a thing (laughs) in Twitch. I don't care. Um, yeah, no, I've been doing okay. Uh, so I am not on social media at all, nor do I plan to ever return to social media. Um, best decision I've ever made.

I have no idea what the fuck is going on. Uh, I, like, I just, I don't know. And every now and then, like, one of my friends who's just, like, fucking locked in on like whatever the current discourse is on Blue Sky is like, "Oh, no, did you hear that, like, Scrotie McBallsack is getting canceled by Fuck Nuggets for shipping, uh, Naruto with, like, uh, fucking Zelda or something? " I'm just like, "Whoa, dude, that's crazy. " And then I go back to my life of not caring about whatever the hell (laughs) the current discourse is, 'cause it's just like who fucking cares? (laughs) Um. Yeah.

Yeah. Can I run GAS in Minecraft? What? Okay, so I never played Minecraft. I, I still don't play Minecraft. I only play autism automation games. Um, so hold on.

I wanna figure out, can I take this chat and make it more bigger? Oh, that's, that's. That is so much better. Um, how do I mod people? Slash. Can I even type in this shit? Slash mod. Okay.

I'm, I'm just giving mod to random people at this point. Uh, uh, let's see. Who, who else should get mod? Uh. All right, you know what? I'm guessing a number between one and 100, and if you can guess the number I'm just gonna make you a mod. Oh, my God.

You're all so close and no one got it. You're like edging the number. It's crazy. Oh, Pale Ben, you figured out the number. Okay.

You're a mod now I guess. I don't. Oh, shit, I'm getting attacked. It was 73. Fucking clutch.

Good job. (laughs) You get a little sword next to your name, which, um, I, I think, I, I think that means, um, that means something. I, I don't know what it means anymore. It has been, uh, like over a year since I have gone live on any platform. And I was, I was just kind of curious.

I was like, "What happens if I go live? What happens? " I have no idea how many. The chat is crazy active. So that's crazy. Because my, my, my tw- my thing, it said, "Do n- I am not live. " And then you all clicked it.

And none of you were mad that I lied to you, which is crazy to me. So I am sorry. I, just, I'm gonna be accountable for that one. Um, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for lying.

(laughs) Oh, this is fun so far though. A little Morphine Annie, that is a name I remember. And Winter Rose, I remember you. And Mike Sand, I remember you. Obviously remember Arcana.

I remember Forlorn. The moment I saw Win B I was like, "Okay, you're a mod. I remember you. " OG chatter for reals. At this point I'm not even playing the game.

I'm literally just running around. What the fuck is a hype chest? I got an emote I'm never gonna use. Thank you, Twitch. S- Oh, shit. Uh, do-.

I remember Will Bloodworth. I remember Doctor Tacos. I remember Lady Flib. That's a lot of people. Oh, yeah, no, like a year on the internet.

I've been gone for like a decade. And I'll be honest, um, I have no idea if I'm going to. If, like, this is, this. I don't think this is a comeback stream. I'm not actually sure.

Uh, I was mostly curious what happens if I go live? So I went live. What the fuck is Vox Light? So, so in the time I was gone, Satisfactory actually went from, like, Steam Beta to 1. 0, and now there's, like, a whole bunch of shit going on that I'm not even completely f- under-. Like I don't understand. But I'm not even playing the game.

I'm literally just, like, running around in circles talking to chat. "The way I see it, as long as you learn from it and improve through your actions, then you learned from this situation. Wasn't expecting Pourkeffles to remember me. " I'm not. I.

Wait, why is Nightbot saying there's a charity to donate to? I have not used Twitch in so long. I have no idea what that even links to. That's (laughs) a broken link as well. Of course. Let's see, my inventory is full of wires and stuff.

I think I should go clean out my inventory and figure out what I'm doing. I'm probably not going to be live for long. It is actually quite late in Ireland at this moment, but I was just, I was just too curious and I wanted to see what would happen if I went live. And holy shit, this chat is active. And that's crazy to me because it's like, I didn't, I didn't advertise anything.

I was not like, "Oh, uh, uh, it's, it's time to stream. " I was just like, "Hee, hee, hee. What if, what if I click the Go Live button and see what happens? " Hello, Tipster. Wires are just electric tubes if you think about it? But. No, because wires are the things that go inside the tubes.

Um. What the fuck was I doing in this game? I don't remember. I was building stuff. Yeah, I was building a space elevator and I was trying to like sort out my inventory. Wires go here, screws go there, steel plates go here, concrete goes here.

And this box, I'll just chuck everything in except for my biofuel so I can go get more. Cut more trees. Like wait for the long- Oh, no, no. This is like a brand new, uh, save that I started just in my spare time. Whatever did I.

What have I been up to? I've been, I've just been chilling. I honestly, I don't know, I don't know how much I should or should not say about what I've been up to. Um, not for like legal reasons or anything. It's, it's just, uh, I'm a l- You know, like I'm a little freak. So.

Just, just real life stuff. (Italian). Sì! (stammers) Sono studiamo, studiamo italiano o- ogni giorno. Um, to be hon- to be frank, I think everyone here is some type of freak. I'm not going to like.

I'm not gonna disclose like everything about my personal life. The, the only thing that I will say, as a context clue, is that I've been to every BDSM dungeon in Ireland at this point. I will say no more, you can fill in the blanks in your head. Good luck. Look, it's been a long time.

It's been a long time since I've been live. And you know? When I was a streamer, people were pretty abusive to me. And now people are, except consensually, so that's pretty cool. Okay. Have I been getting better at understanding Irish accents? I can tell the difference between the Dublin accent and the Northern Irish accent, and every now and then I see a British person and I, I'm like, "Whoa, you're not from here.

Why are you here? " Hmm. Can't stick around? I mean, I'm not gonna be alive much longer. The one thing is though is that I cannot chat and focus on my autism game at the same time. I do not know what I'm doing. I mostly just wanted to talk to chat.

"What game is this? " This is Satisfactory, which is a very apt name. It is a very satisfactory game. Raft was fun to watch, but I played that game way too much. I just, I can't play Raft anymore. It's just too.

It's too much. It's too many rafts. There's more to life than building rafts. Like, have you considered building factories? Women love to build factories and auto sorters. And factories to build auto sorters, to build factories.

To build auto sorters, to build factories. To build auto sorters, to build factories. Oh shit, I'm getting attacked again. I wish I could figure out the audio issue on Linux. Um, I had to do, like, a bunch of, like, coding stuff and, uh, it made more sense for me to install Linux on my computer.

So now I'm just, like, sweating it out trying to figure out how to play literally any video game on Linux. Oh, what the fuck is this? A Mercer sphere? Okay, that looks cool. (laughs) The achievement, "I'm sure these play critical role. " (laughs) What distro? Oh, I'm just. I'm just using Ubuntu.

This is being played on Proton, yeah. Who the fuck was attacking me? Oh yeah, the Canadian elections. I have been, like, um. I'll be real, I've been completely, like, tapped out of politics. I, I barely have a.

I barely know what's going on. I know the US is not having a great time. My condolences. Um, the only thing that I gotta say is, like, for all of the sh- terrible shit that Trump has done, uh, I gotta give him credit for giving Canadians a spine. I have never seen Canadians be patriotic before.

(laughs) Like, he single-handedly united every single Canadian political party. They've never agreed on anything in their life. He made me a nationalist. That's insane 'cause it's like, "I fucking hate Canada. Canada's a piece of shit, but that's my piece-of-shit country.

You leave us alone. We just wanna drink our shitty coffee and watch The Ice Boys. That's all we want and you try to fuck it up for us. " Oh shit, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What is this? OwO, what is this? It's limestone.

I can use that to make concrete. These fucking guys keep charging at me. Okay. Ah, I don't have enough materials. Goddammit.

I am about to die, that's true. There's no food in this game. Wait, actually there is. I just, I don't have it made yet. This is so sad.

Honestly, I heard there was, like, whispers of Canada joining the EU and that would be the funniest outcome of all of this. If, like, Trump pissed off Europe so bad, they let a non-European country join the EU. Okay, so you gotta understand my brain, right? Like, you know, I, I'm too girl-brained to build factories efficiently because, like, I've been prioritizing building a factory to look pretty rather than building it to be efficient. Like, before I had advanced manufacturing, I needed to make sure I had automatic doors, which are not even useful. They just look nice.

I like my sliding doors. Hello Living in Jeopardy. Okie dokie. Um, I need screws for th-. Wait a sec, I just.

Oh, oh, you gotta see. In the newest update, you can play Fixit Productive Packer Deluxe. So, you gotta figure out how to fit all these blocks together. Um, shit, shit, shit, shit. Eh.

Fuck, I already fucked it up. Send? Okay. Shit, shit. I'm not very good at this, but this is peak gaming, you're right. I fucked.

(laughs) That's so true. (laughs) Oh no. Oh no. (laughs) I'm so bad at this. Fucking, uh, t- s- shit.

Okay. Um, p- uh, d- uh, pft, s- uh, pff. (mouth farts) That's. Whatever. That's still.

There's no way to lose that game. There's also a toilet and you can put stuff in it. I'm gonna put, uh. I'm gonna put a log in the toilet. Can I flush it? I just flushed a (laughs) lo- a log.

All right, time to feed my logs to the machine. This is where my grass and my logs go to get turned into biofuel to feed my biofuel reactors. Yeah. So, TangoWolf, I appreciate it. The problem with streaming, um.

I- I think, like, to anyone who is ever considering streaming as a job, is, it's a treadmill, right? And you feel like you, you have to continue doing it regardless of how you feel, because if you don't keep a consistent schedule, you don't do it enough, your viewership goes down. Um. It's also a job that you can't. I'm a pretty sensitive person, all things considered, and it is a job that is entirely dependent on people liking you. And that is hard.

That is hard if you care too much what people think about you. So, I- I don't think I'm coming back as a full-time thing, at all. Um. I was mostly, I was mostly just curious to see what would happen if I just randomly went live and what the reaction would be. Um, and.

You've all seen chat. This has actually been incredibly positive. I'm actually shocked. And I'm not even, like, I'm not even using my own site chat. This is just Twitch.

Wait, why am I doing this by hand like a pleb when I have a chainsaw? Let's get more biofuel. Yeah, I just switched to Twitch because I just wanted one chat. I'm- I'm just like, I don't- I don't wanna do the whole multi-chat thing. I'm not trying to, like, max viewership. I'm not trying to, like, do the most planned out thing ever.

I was mostly just. I just, I just mostly wanted to see what would happen. I thought it would be fun. Do you have to bed? I should go to bed s- very soon. Get a wiggler train going? What is the wiggler train? Wait, is.

Do you mean like. Oh yeah, 'cause Twitch does hype trains. We had one at the start. That was pretty cool. Yeah, that's the thing.

Content creation is not a job that you can do forever. Um, I think it's really easy. Like, you see a lot of bigger content creators and they always do these like, "I'm quitting, I'm burnt out" videos. And there's like, a truth to that, because. It's hard to empathize, I think, with people in those positions, 'cause it's like, "What? You have millions of fans and you're beloved by so many people and you're making more money than I could ever imagine making? " But at a certain point, you start to feel more like a product than a person, and I fucking hated that.

I hated that so much. 'Cause I'm just a guy, you know? I'm a silly little guy. I just, I just wanted to have fun. That is why I started streaming. I just wanted to have fun.

And it got way bigger than I ever expected it to. And then when it became an entire thing, when I needed to, like, hire a head moderator and get a video editor and I needed to, like, prepare scripts and do all of this shit, and then it became like an entire fucking production team, it wasn't fun anymore. The fun was. It- it became work. And I kind of miss the old days when I used to stream when it was just like, "All right.

I'm just gonna fucking go live and I'm doing whatever, and if people wanna chill, we're chilling, and if they don't, whatever, that doesn't matter. " Yeah. I mean, like, it basically was a company. Like, for tax purposes it was a company. So, I'm a bit torn.

And since. I'm going to assume the people right now in chat are the people who are like, the biggest supporter, like the biggest members of this community because you just came into chat live in a completely random unprompted stream when I had not been live for an entire year and I had said that I was just quitting. Um. So, whatever, I'll float the question. Do you want me to just, like, do these random streams where I'm just playing my stupid games and we're chilling? I'm not going back to pol- political coverage.

I'm not doing any of that shit. I don't care. Like, you know what? The world's on fucking fire. I don't think anything is ever going to get better, to be hon- Like, I'm completely blackpilled on the future. I don't think.

Um. I- I personally don't think that I can change anything, and I think that when I thought I could, it just destroyed me. And it always made me feel like I needed to do more and I couldn't, and it burnt me out. And I would rather just have, have a good time online. You know, this is why I showed up for no matter what else? I d- Yeah.

And then, and then so much shit happened and it was, it was a lot. Love it, but I worry you'd relapse into politics over time as a result of the expectations, pressure. No. I- I'm not on s- I'm not even on social media. I don't know what goes on.

I don't want to. Something's bad enough, someone's gonna tell me anyway. Wait, I just researched something. I don't know what. See? Oh, oh no.

Oh no. Oh, no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no. Where'd Twitch cat go? Oh, there it is. Hi chat. Um.

So. What Chicken Chasm. I personally like these streams, but I think the choice should be yours to make. Your own health and wellbeing is more important than anything else. And I agree with you and that's why I'm never going back to social media.

Ever. Like I just. I don't. I think a lot of. I think more, more of you.

Just one in chat if you use social media on a regular basis. Like on a daily basis. Or you post at least once a day. Okay. Some people.

Now the people who said one, answer honestly. What positive benefits do you get out of doing it and does it outweigh the negative effects it has on your mental health? (laughs) Yeah, right. It doesn't. Because social media is designed to be addictive. Like when they were building Twitter, they took their cues from the gambling industry.

Like Blue Sky, Twitter, those types of social media platforms are designed the same way slot machines are designed, except instead of putting in money, you insert your dumb thoughts that you shit out and you roll. You pull the lever and you either get validation or you get hate mobbed. And it's (laughs) a fucking roll of the dice. One of those two outcomes if your post manages to break containment from your target audience. It is just not a good time and I just refuse to go back.

I am. I'm also not on TikTok. That was a yes or no question. I was writing something up. You can still write something up.

Where have I been? I have been in the real world. I have been vibing. I have been chilling. Because like. I think there's a place for something like this.

There's a place for online community. When I started streaming it was the start of the pandemic. I was living alone. I didn't. I wasn't able to see friends.

I w- I did not have any sort of community. And I started streaming because I missed having a community. And since I quit streaming, I still have a community, except it's people that I hang out with in person. I go to events, I hang out in bars, I have a good time. I really miss that.

But in a weird way I also miss the community that we have built over the last five years of my life. That's it. The thing with Arcana that's crazy to me. My Twitch account is. My Twitch account is five years old.

Arcana was there when I had less than 20 viewers and I was still just streaming every day just because it was fun. It was fun. I remember when I did an entire stream where it was just Fallout: New Vegas and I just maxxed out my strength so I could see if I could beat the game just punching people to death, and I did. It was a great stream. I, I probably drank a bit too much during that stream, but it was a really fun time.

(laughs) Yeah. So I'm thinking that's what I'm gonna do. What I think I might actually do, just for fun, is these chill casual streams except, um, playing randomizer games because randomizers are incredibly cursed and incredibly funny and it's always a roll of the dice. Sometimes it's one, sometimes it's the other. A lot of the time it's both at the same time.

(laughs) Arcana, I hope you have a wonderful time with your girlfriend and congratulations on your pussy. I hope your girlfriend finds it as sweet as you are as a person. Was I even. Oh, yeah, I'm just getting biofuel. Have some.

Did you give bit? I don't have any of this shit set up correctly. Take a political discussion is a big no. No, you can talk about whatever you want, I don't care. The, the only thing that I don't give a shit about is, like, what other content creators are up to, because I don't follow any of that. But also, I'm not banning any conversation from this chat.

What randomizers will I be playing? Um, I might do, I honestly might do a Pokemon Red randomizer, because that sounds really funny. But, Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, um, anything with a lot of customizations I think would make for a really fun randomizer. I may bring face cam back, but my old, like, high def camera, I have it put away and now I'm using, like, the same webcam that I had when I started streaming that's crusty as fuck. Which I think would be really funny with a high-end microphone, but I just don't want, I don't wanna put. I do not want to put effort in.

I don't give a shit about having, like, a studio quality setup. Yeah. So, uh, the camera that I bought was, like, a really high-end Sony camera that ended up getting discontinued and recalled, because it had overheating issues when people were using it for video. And obviously, because I was using it as a webcam, it was recording video for, like, four to eight hours at a time and it would just constantly overheat. "That'd be dope"? All right, fuck it.

I'll do it. Didn't take me much convincing. Did I send it back? No. No, because I did not get it, I did not get the warranty. I never buy warranties and instant regrets (laughs).

But also, I'm honestly unsure if I would ever go back to webcam. Fuck it. Anyone here have connections to the VTuber community? I'll just fucking c- I'll just commission, I'll commission a VTube rig and I'll never use camera again, because I don't care. Whoa! A Koful stream. << It's Koful time, come on let's go >> Oh, yeah, I remember Doodlebirb.

Um, okay, so another question. Another question is should I just use Twitch chat, should I stream on YouTube, or should I use my own site chat? So the only reason I used a site chat. Okay, there was two reasons. I could IP ban people, which was useful when people were annoying. And, I would completely bypass the Twitch cut and get 100% of revenue split.

Because Amazon is a big company, why the fuck am I giving them any cen- anything? They can suck my entire asshole. But at the same time, I did not like how it added another barrier to entry to people chatting. I'm not worried. So, so, like, Remy, I, I get what you're saying. I'm not worried about safety, 'cause like, think about it this way, the internet ti- the internet is a place with an incredibly short time span, like, uh, memory span, time, y- you know what I mean.

And I've been gone for a century. I am not concerned. And I'm not going back to anything that I used to do. I'm, I'm just chilling. That's my, that's my plan, is to chill.

So I'm not worried about, like, having my own site chat as a form of protection. I, I just don't want to give Amazon a revenue cut. But I also don't want to make it harder for people to chat in the chat, and I would prefer to only stream on one platform. So, my question really is, do we use the site chat? Do we use Twitch chat? What are we doing? Actually, I should have KGG open asking this. Let me see if they're even.

No, there has been no messages. It's all Twitch. I think this, the conclusion is we're Twitch chat now. I'm fine with that. Yeah, KGG was cool, but Twitch is easier and I, I just wanted to be, like, easy to chat.

Twitch. (keyboard clacking) Let's see. (singing) Holy shit, 12 months subs? Dedication. That means that you subbed, th- like, longer than I quit streaming (laughs). Okay, um.

"KEFL stream. " All right, you know, fuck it. Uh. I'll start planning something out. I'm, I'm not gonna be back tomorrow or the next day.

I have no set plan. I will stream again, um, but I have some stuff to think about. So before I go, I'm just going to just field the chat. Batu. Batocrafter, thank you for the tier one.

Hello. See you next year (laughs). I just, I just, I just wanna, I just wanna field the chat, see how you all feel. Since you came here. Happy b'd- How did you.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, are you. Okay, wait a second. Isn't it, like, 4:00 AM in Ireland? Isn't it? It's. Ar- uh.

Uh, it's, um. Ar- ar- I, I could crush you with my thumb, you are ti- ti- you, you're t- tiny little chatter. It. Word on scree. Bitch.

Uh, no, you're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for (laughs) for being rude. That, that is true. It is 4:00 AM here.

Um (laughs). No, Bata- okay, Batocrafter, I gotta ask, 'cause I don't remem- I don't remember the username. Are you a long time chatter, or stream watcher? I, I gotta know. 'Cause I. "Started watching in 2023.

" Okay! Okay, because you said "Happy birthday," and that was always, like, a community joke, that it was my birthday. But it is literally my birthday in two days, and I was like, "How the fuck did you know that it's actually my birthday? " And I needed to know, like. I needed to know if you actually knew, or if you were doing the meme. You freaked (laughs) me out for a second. Because Tipster said it first.

Fuck. Okay. I'm actually s- I think I'm gonna end stream now. Um. Guess I'll just read.

If anyone wanted to say anything before I go, 'cause I don't know the next time I'll be live. Y- you got one chance. "Have a nice day. " I am going straight to bed. My favorite burger? Um.

I don't think I have a favorite burger. I. Maybe Five Guys? But also, Five Guys is too expensive for me to ever justify going there. And if I'm gonna pay Five Guys prices, I would rather go get a shawarma. << Je fais un cred devoir, mon income tax return.

Tonight, the party never ends >> Yep. I guess Dunlok made food takes? Th- they haven't yet. I, that has not been a thing. Do I still enjoy cooking? Oh, fuck yeah, I love cooking. I'm still making pasta by hand.

I, I made pesto recently, it was pretty good. I went on a family vacation, went to Rome. And I gotta say, I love Italian food, but when you eat Italian food every day, you get quite sick of Italian food. I think, like, there's a difference. When I make Italian food, I have to put in the labor to make it, and I think that makes it better, because it's more rewarding.

But if you're just ordering Italian food and you're eating Italian food every day, I, it's, it's just not as good, I think. Do I think noodles are tasty? Yeah, I, I eat a lot of, uh. I eat a lot of instant ramen, but I always get fancier with it. Like, the other day, I was like, "Okay, how do I jazz up this instant ramen? " So I, like, took some cloves of garlic and a chili pepper and some ginger and a mortar and pestle and smashed it, and then I sauteed it in olive oil, added s- te- s- toasted sesame seeds, MSG, and some sesame seed oil, or just sesame oil as a finish, and then, then threw it into the instant ramen. Also cut up some carrots into, like, sticks, threw it in there so it had a bit a crunch.

Pretty good. Really good way to, like, really up your instant ramen game. Like, "I got my ad money. " (laughs) True. Okay (sighs).

Time to go to bed. Been a good one, chat. I- if I don't see you again, love you all. If I come back, see you when I see ya. Oh yeah, the, the Discord still exists, so y- you can go hang out in there if you want.

All right. Good night, everyone. I'm gonna go get some zouzous noose. sh- sh- sh- sleep time. Oh, it's, uh.

It's right there. All right. Peace out.
 
How many bdsm dungeons does Ireland even have? Also, obligatory: not a fetish
7 of them
I cannot reply because the post is too long but here's an ai summary of the provided transcript shortened to 24% haven't used this tool before so I don't know how accurate it is.
In a somewhat chaotic yet entertaining live stream, a user experiences confusion upon entering a Wendy's, bewildered by the presence of numerous people engaging in a lively Twitch chat. Initially, they express a desire for a Wendy's Baconator but quickly get sidetracked into conversations about various topics, ranging from Krabby Patties purportedly prepared by Wendy’s to gaming issues on Linux, particularly regarding the game Satisfactory. As they navigate technical problems, they interact with chat viewers, discussing everything from surgery to personal life reflections and even experiences of being in the BDSM community. The user humorously acknowledges the challenges of modern streaming, reflecting on past engagements with their audience, and expresses apprehension about diving back into social media, citing the mental pressure associated with online presence. In the midst of this, various chat members are given moderator roles as an impromptu fun game, and the streaming session becomes a fusion of chatting and gaming rather than a structured playthrough. The user reminisces about their earlier streaming days, recounting how streaming transformed from a fun hobby into something more demanding and corporate-like, with elaborate productions and expectations. As the stream progresses, banter around randomizers in games emerges; they contemplate whether to use Twitch or their own chat platform for future streams, weighing the advantages and drawbacks of each. As gaming becomes an afterthought amid lively dialogue, they also reflect on their physical and mental well-being, hinting at a desire for simplicity and casual engagement rather than the intensity that comes with a full-time streaming career. Concluding the session, the user emphasizes a shift back to casual interactions and expresses love for their community while hinting at future streams, contemplating content that would allow them to enjoy their time and reconnect with audiences without the burdens of past expectations. They share cooking experiences, particularly about making pasta, and engage in light-hearted banter regarding food before signing off for the night, leaving the door open for further casual streams while distancing themselves from the pressures of regular social media engagements.
 
Last edited:
In a somewhat chaotic yet entertaining live stream, a user experiences confusion upon entering a Wendy's, bewildered by the presence of numerous people engaging in a lively Twitch chat. Initially, they express a desire for a Wendy's Baconator but quickly get sidetracked into conversations about various topics, ranging from Krabby Patties purportedly prepared by Wendy’s to gaming issues on Linux, particularly regarding the game Satisfactory
the most accurate description ever.
 
Back