Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Dvsilverwing]

Again, it's the constant lying about how good trooning out is that really bugs me, especially coming from smug AGPs like Lucas.

Bottom surgery has to be crabs-in-a-bucket syndrome at this point, right? In terms of successfully acquiring anything even mildly resembling a functional sex organ the success rate seems to be 0.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Lol Lucas- for you to be having OMG MOST SEX EVER!!! You’d have to get out of your fucking chair and offline. As we have all seen that almost never happens.
With all the time spent online I wonder when he actually maintains his frankengina. I don’t wonder too deeply (staring into the abyss and all), but I’m pretty sure it will shrink up to only accept small dog sized dicks….
Lucas you would get BTFO in debate by a relatively intelligent 3rd grader. This will of course not happen as any sane person would keep a 3rd grader away from you.

 

[poley]

How did the debate with the spic go? im not watching that shit lol

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Your tits are fake and gay, Lucas.
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What, don’t have enough opioids?
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Oy vey

Spoiler: Man behind the rise

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Cucked
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How retarded are you to send a bomb threat and say for someone to kill themselves and then say it’s just a troll? I’m always dead serious when I send those.

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[Reaper King]

How did the debate with the spic go? im not watching that shit lol

It was the equivalent of watching two retards try to insult a brick wall for a minute at a time. At least half an hour to an hour was them "debating" the importance of memes and how it's needed for political posting. When I say that Lucas can't debate, it really shows. No topic (other than the meme one) lasted more than 3 minutes, it played off more like an interview. Not worth watching even while intoxicated/10

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

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Oy vey

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Jews believe in the Torah, which is the Christian Old Testament, and aren't there many verses in there that are against abortions', even not including the obvious "Thou shall not kill" commandment. Just seems weird because Jews I've known personally are extremely against abortions.

 

[LikeAStone]

Hey Kiwis! Look, this post has been in the making for a while. I just had to get things squared away and get some time to actually post here.
Remember Chloe? Bobposting on Twitter? The fag who 1.) already has his own thread on the farms and 2.) actually encourages children to inject themselves with DIY hormones…
Well, do I have news for you!

He has an OnlyFans!
Look, we already know where this is going, so I’ll go ahead and put up the spoiler. Here’s every photo of his:

Spoiler: NSFL: OnlyFans Autism

https://voca.ro/liztkP/16gWw

Here’s the link to that if you’re feeling especially retarded

Of course…


JESUS FUCK PLEASE EAT

Also… just a little side note.


While nothing is confirmed, his friends aren’t good at hiding his identity.

Thanks to @Winter @A1 Steak Sauce @themasterlurker @Sprate Header @Reaper Kingand @Sexual Meatball Sub

And remember, I may not always post, but I’m always watching…

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Jews believe in the Torah, which is the Christian Old Testament, and aren't there many verses in there that are against abortions', even not including the obvious "Thou shall not kill" commandment. Just seems weird because Jews I've known personally are extremely against abortions.

Correct me if i'm wrong in this, but i read a lot of new weird crap was added as years went by and you can bet your ass it was included along with strange degenerate shit that you can consider plain old demon worship.

Also, the Lightyear drama is a huge nothingburger and suddenly fags think that homo genocide is at the corner because parents don't want kids seeing fags and thinking they are normal. We already know that everything disney does is fake and gay, but this is far more fake and gay.

 

[jallsballs]

Well part of the point of Judaism is basically bargaining with or tricking God and finding loopholes around his laws.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Correct me if I’m wrong here, but I don’t think Dustin was referring to during sex. Hard to understand when you have coom brain that not everything is about sex. Also, gays do what Lucas is talking about better.
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[Candidae]

So four lesbians told a tranny to suck their own cock this year?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Jews believe in the Torah, which is the Christian Old Testament, and aren't there many verses in there that are against abortions', even not including the obvious "Thou shall not kill" commandment. Just seems weird because Jews I've known personally are extremely against abortions.

To be fair, in life and death situations some states and hospitals have chosen to prioritize the baby over the mother even when there's more chance of saving the mother and some religions have laws which state to keep the mother alive if they have to choose since she can always get pregnant again and that the soul isn't put in children who die at birth/miscarriage/medically necessary abortion. I don't know Jewish laws but maybe that's what they're arguing for? Also multiple places have decided to reject abortion in situations where the baby will born a Hartley Potato and the mother would rather abort now instead of watching the baby suffer and die within a short time of birth if not having to deal with a dangerous situation where the baby is dead in the womb but the body won't reject it on its own. That's giving them the benefit of the doubt though, they could be mindless clout chasers.

Spoiler: NSFL: OnlyFans Autism

Skinny man sucking his stomach in or not, mother nature is the world's greatest TERF (cutting off the penis can't help bone structure lol)

 

[AMHOLIO]

Good

COMMIES BTFO'D. I'd welcome him into the country like syphilis if he ever made it.

The Trump clip is him saying “Shut up silly woman”. Thanks Lucas.
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Hannah is based and I would donate money to her stream.

Nigger you have literally shown yourself on film more than once to not even be able to fit the first inch's worth of a buttplug in your axe wound and even when doing so you scream in agony. Keep coping ya fuckin eunuch nonce

MY WORDS SPEAK LOUDER THAN ACTIONS, OBSERVE WHAT I SAY NOT WHAT I DO

Also, Lucas, you are a pornsick AGP freak. Just because you don't have a working dick anymore doesn't mean you don't know what sex is and what it used to feel like, so you probably do still get at least a few jollies through satisfying your coombrain urges.

It turns out one of the symptoms of porn sickness is ED, so you know.

Bottom surgery has to be crabs-in-a-bucket syndrome at this point, right? In terms of successfully acquiring anything even mildly resembling a functional sex organ the success rate seems to be 0.

Has to be. I'd say check the SRS thread but I don't want you to have nightmares.

Oy vey

Considering the transgender hatecrime rate is so fucking low in Scotland in general (aren't they a part of the "no trans murders for 3 years" UK statistic?), that's barely an epidemic. Come back when it's at least 4 times as much.

At least half an hour to an hour was them "debating" the importance of memes and how it's needed for political posting. When I say that Lucas can't debate, it really shows.

I've seen 5 year olds make better points and arguments than this man. Sad.

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Correct me if I’m wrong here, but I don’t think Dustin was referring to during sex. Hard to understand when you have coom brain that not everything is about sex. Also, gays do what Lucas is talking about better.
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Lol his bots are working overtime, Dustin has 2000+ likes and Keffals can barely keep on top of them. Cry harder.

 

[Chandelier]

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Correct me if I’m wrong here, but I don’t think Dustin was referring to during sex. Hard to understand when you have coom brain that not everything is about sex. Also, gays do what Lucas is talking about better.
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A bunch of troons are saying the enjoy super great sex after their neovaginal disasters. However I still don't know what the fuck that weird, fleshy bulb is near his "vaginal opening" close to his anus. And yes, I do remember him visibly cringing shoving a tiny dildo in.

 

[veeeeeeeee]

Turns out the constant barrage of "doin your mom doin doin your mom" quips don't help acceptance rates a whole ton

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Women talk that filthy only in porn or when they are humoring some coombrain like you out of desperation. You think that a woman would say normally "Rail me like a freight train until i'm a ragdoll between your arms"? I think no self respecting woman would be capable of saying all that without laughing at how ridiculous it sounds.

A bunch of troons are saying the enjoy super great sex after their neovaginal disasters. However I still don't know what the fuck that weird, fleshy bulb is near his "vaginal opening" close to his anus. And yes, I do remember him visibly cringing shoving a tiny dildo in.

Not a single neovagina is capable of penetrative... "sex" for calling it anything. Just remember the Amhole of our dear Kevin Gives can barely take an index finger and that's with excruciating pain. I say the same for our dear Keffals, who probably dreads the prospect of penetrative sex as much as a little kid fears his uncle's wood shed.

 

[Neil]

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Correct me if I’m wrong here, but I don’t think Dustin was referring to during sex. Hard to understand when you have coom brain that not everything is about sex. Also, gays do what Lucas is talking about better.
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God, this loser is so obsessed with telling everyone the graphic details of his sexual fantasies unsolicited.
If you don't want people to see you as gross or be repulsed by what you've done to your body, just tell everyone the intimate details of what you wish you could do with your axe wound. Remember guys, not a fetish!

Turns out the constant barrage of "doin your mom doin doin your mom" quips don't help acceptance rates a whole ton

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Wow! Talking about your fantasies of violently raping women until they're physically disfigured turns people away from your cause? Who would've thunk!

Actually, other civil rights movements should take notes from Keffals and troons like him. The Civil Rights movement totally would've achieved their goals a lot sooner if they talked about raping the KKK's mothers until they bled. Same with Loving v. Virginia! All they had to do was talk about raping the state courts' mothers and wives and it would be case closed instantantly.

 

[veri]

Also, wtf is up with this art? Face is way skinnier as well as the fake tits being absolutely massive. At least the tit gap from hell is still there.

lol even in actual fanart they still include the agp smirk and bulldog face

lucas you will always be fucking dogshit ugly and even your fans see it

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

That last part is 100% true for Twitch though.
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Lucas, you do know we know where your mother lives?
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Lol imagine getting beaten on women’s biology by a literal homo.
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I love these funny Twitter replies. Partially because Lucas will respond to anything.
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Fat.
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Would not have sex.
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[I don't swear]

Lol yeah the new one is down already I forgot to make a new email for it lmao

EDIT: Since Lucas used false copyright strikes to remove one channel, it led to my other channels including my main one being removed over bullshit strikes. So anyways, here are all the selfies from the Keffals groomcord "#seflies" channel. This channel is only available to Lucas twitch subs so these are the faces of people that throw money at this fag.

Spoiler: May 11th to June 9th, 2022

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For the 7th selfie, is their name Magi/Sasha and/or includes some mention of Smash Melee? I know that person IRL.

 

[JamusActimus]

For the 7th selfie, is their name Magi/Sasha and/or includes some mention of Smash Melee? I know that person IRL.

I would say it's not her because of the birth mark near the eyes and magi never wore glasses as far as I know.
Also the hair and eyebrows are healthier and more pronounced with Magi


I can see why you thought it was her tho. I have nothing against Magi but I won't be surprised if she was into catboy stuff because

Spoiler: Haram