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[Sinner's Sandwich]

Oh god, this sick fuck has a corpse Amhole. Let's hope the horror closes shut fast.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I hope Humbert Humbert is on the Tor. He always brings the update gold.

Yes, I'm here, friend! I opened Tor for once this morning just to come back here and give a status update on what's going on.

Is our good friend Humbert not a woman though? I feel sure she is. Far too concerned with how well she is doing. I commend her efforts and applaud her commitment to the cause. I have been sneedless for days and I require her autism

Thank you, I needed to smile today. And you are correct, I am a woman, but here on Kiwifarms I'm Humbert Humbert. Thank you for your concern, I do appreciate it, and am surprised by it, even. I didn't even realize that I haven't posted ITT since April 30, damn.

Motherfucking Elliot "blockjaw" Chink cost us the Kevin moment of the season, reeee. Until @Humbert Humbert gets here a short update - Kevin survived the surgery and is already tweeting again.

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Thank you, I was kind of concerned somebody else had covered the Kevin revision saga but then I realized that nobody ITT is autistic enough to care to take on this daunting task of documenting all of this shit. I laughed at the first and last sentence, the difference between them is that I fully expected the latter to happen.

I actually had a bunch of shit ready to go (all archives and screenshots in the draft box) Wednesday night, and for whatever reason never actually wrote out the post, and when I was GOING TO on Friday, the site shit itself. Due to the timing of the site going back up, I'm just going to have all of the pre-surgery stuff and post-surgery stuff in one big Revision Post. Unfortunately, I don't have the time right now to collect the tweet screenshots and archives since Friday morning, and it will also take some time to properly document the past week or so of this man's life. It's probably for the best that I wait until tonight to do it though, because he's probably going to talk about it more today. I am sorry if you came here excited to hear about what happened, but it has to wait. To stave off your curiosity though, as far as I can tell, nothing went disastrously wrong, and he pretty much just Kevins around, anxiously preparing for surgery and celebrates it after. We will have to wait and see as to whether or not he dilates or develops other issues as a result of this surgery, obviously.

Spoiler: powerlevel

I'm having flashbacks to another major event I documented, also a KGIU event, BLFC 2021. That was a lot of fun on a weekend I had nothing else to do/that I'd rather be doing. And thank you all for making me smile, I'm glad you enjoy my autism.

In another life, I might've been a journalist of sorts. But in this one, I report on what I want to, only bound by my own rules.

 

[rotpocket]

His hairline is so atrocious, my GOD. He needs to just buzz it and get a wig.

Also very excited to see what problems shall arise over the next few days.

 

[Niggerphobe]

He looks like a skinned chicken nugget with mold

 

[Dr. Funk]

If Elliot Ching Chong No Dong Jones had made me miss Kevin's stench trench necromancy revision saga entirely I would have been pissed. Thank God for Tor. And no, I'm not going to wade knee deep through reetwets of furry porn and tweets about troonsformers to go and see it myself. @Humbert Humbert you're doing God's work, can't wait for the full post.

 

[A Grey Cat]

we're back and kevin has had his frankengina for...3 days so far. Hubert any updates on it while we were out?

 

[CalderaScar]

It's somehow fitting that I'd misgender someone on the Kevin thread. Welcome back fellow farmers, we may have missed the Amhole sequel but we'll be here to see it all far apart due to KevKev's inevitable laziness and terrible hygiene. @Humbert Humbert thanks for the amazing work you put in on so many cows.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Congrats to Kevin for finally having everything perfect, a working natural vagina he can get fucked in* and the Kiwi Farms eliminated forever.

I only scrolled back a day since the server is being a bit slow at the moment, this is just the surgery related shit:


If you're concerned that Kevin being cooped up in the hospital is stopping him from retweeting porn and other thirst tweets or tweeting his own stupid thoughts on everything do not worry, here is an example:


"All it means is a better world needs to start being built asap, the status quo is what allowed fascism to rise" - Kevin Gibes, 2023.

*His immediate post-hospital plans are to play Zelda.

 

[A Grey Cat]

the status quo is what allowed fascism to rise

No Kevin it was tolerance for freaks like you in every city from berlin to paris that allowed fascism to rise. It started small in seedy back alleys of big cities one minute, the next minute entire universities had courses devoted to studying bullshit like the idea that men can be women and vice versa.


good to see that while we were out people like him havent changed one fucking bit.

 

[Procopius]

Congrats to Kevin for finally having everything perfect, a working natural vagina he can get fucked in* and the Kiwi Farms eliminated forever.

I only scrolled back a day since the server is being a bit slow at the moment, this is just the surgery related shit:

So the new surgeon is genuinely more experienced, skilled and better, honest. But the nurse is brand new to the job. I bet none of the women stick around log in the job. "Second eunuch, second invitation to a pyjama party and pillow fight."

Lots of these are archived at https://archive.is/https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/* I think this covers all the above

https://archive.is/JhKym

https://archive.is/VohOh

https://archive.is/AkerH

https://archive.is/AutIq

https://archive.is/KMB1J

https://archive.is/xd0SI

https://archive.is/mbPFM

https://archive.is/NrPzt

https://archive.is/TYgZV

https://archive.is/40lfz

https://archive.is/GIoVg

A couple of photos I saved from a tweet when one of his bedmates visited. Remember that both the photographer and the subject are men approaching 40.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Hilarious to see Kevin so crazy elated due to the pain meds. It's gonna be a hard comedown and I love that for him.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I wonder what will happen to the frankemhole in the days to come...

 

[Simon]

Congrats to Kevin for finally having everything perfect, a working natural vagina he can get fucked in* and the Kiwi Farms eliminated forever.

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If you're concerned that Kevin being cooped up in the hospital is stopping him from retweeting porn and other thirst tweets or tweeting his own stupid thoughts on everything do not worry, here is an example:
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"All it means is a better world needs to start being built asap, the status quo is what allowed fascism to rise" - Kevin Gibes, 2023.

*His immediate post-hospital plans are to play Zelda.

Wanna guess how long this one takes to close up? Despite Kevin having fuck all to do during the day, he will somehow, again, let this one close up like the last one. I predict a month.

 

[glass_houses]

Kevin seems to think that with more slicing and dicing, the more sensation he'll get. Unless there were nerves under pressure that were released with the second surgery, it's much more likely that he'll lose even more sensation. You need a nerve to feel and the more the nerve is insulted, the less it works. Remove it entirely, sensation is lost forever. An amhole is just a hole lined with skin, and the only function it has is to give a sexual partner a pouch to stick their dick in. An amhole is essentially an agonisingly painful cosmetic surgery. It's beyond me why troons keep getting them. If someone has such severe dysphoria that they can't cope with having a dick then it'd make infinitely more sense to just stick to a vulvoplasty. It's not like they're going to have any form of sexual function anyway, why bother with an amhole?

 

[LGHDR+]

no, because most of them don't have balls, half of them don't have dicks and the rest are impotent from shooting up estrogen.

All that, plus the fact that you can't make a dead alpaca sore, no matter how hard you try.

 

[AMHOLIO]

On mobile, no archives, please help.

Kevin has made me mad as the past 2/3 times I have checked his social media, he decided to retweet something with philosophymoobs in it which is an assault on my eyes and every cell in my brain. Here's some miscellaneous updates he recently posted:


We'll have his review of tears of the kingdom soon.

Here's some from a couple of days ago I didn't see posted.
Drugs and pain




Transphobes don't know how photos work but I don't think Kevin does either:

2 dimensional man in a 3 dimensional world:




And here's a character that Kevvie retweeted: I got distracted trying to find out why TERFs aren't women but I don't know if I will figure out the islamic answer.

Spoiler: woman hating man in womans clothes

That's the rub. I'll respond to things properly when off mobile tor.

 

[Wallace]

Kevin seems to think that with more slicing and dicing, the more sensation he'll get. Unless there were nerves under pressure that were released with the second surgery, it's much more likely that he'll lose even more sensation. You need a nerve to feel and the more the nerve is insulted, the less it works. Remove it entirely, sensation is lost forever. An amhole is just a hole lined with skin, and the only function it has is to give a sexual partner a pouch to stick their dick in. An amhole is essentially an agonisingly painful cosmetic surgery. It's beyond me why troons keep getting them. If someone has such severe dysphoria that they can't cope with having a dick then it'd make infinitely more sense to just stick to a vulvoplasty. It's not like they're going to have any form of sexual function anyway, why bother with an amhole?

Maybe Kevin gets more than just the physical pleasure. AGPs want to see themselves as holes to be fucked. Don't sell the psychological pleasure of realizing your sexual fantasy short.

Also, what're the odds on Kevin getting addicted to oxycontin?

 

[AMHOLIO]

Maybe Kevin gets more than just the physical pleasure. AGPs want to see themselves as holes to be fucked. Don't sell the psychological pleasure of realizing your sexual fantasy short.

A lot of trans women just ignore others because the promise land of being that hole to fuck is just too enticing. Then they reach it and realize that it's not all it's cracked up to be, but they've invested so much they have to cope and cope hard on investment time lost.

Also, what're the odds on Kevin getting addicted to oxycontin?

I must sound stupid but I think his two favorite addictions of weed and toys might win out. He's stolen money to buy toys in the past and he might be able to meme the pain away with weed as a placebo pain killer (I'm sure he misses his canabis), so it's possible he has his true love addictions already. However I could see him wanting to slip into being numb with no feelings in a cozy, sleepy, opiod high. We'll see.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Remember that both the photographer and the subject are men approaching 40.

there's really no point in mentioning that anymore. You're not gonna shame Kevin into giving up his delusions of being a young, hit girl everyone thirsts over. Nor is this even a novel concept anymore. 30 to 40 year old troons obsessing over kids stuff has just become a dime a dozen feature of modernity

 

[AnOminous]

Motherfucking Elliot "blockjaw" Chink cost us the Kevin moment of the season, reeee. Until @Humbert Humbert gets here a short update - Kevin survived the surgery and is already tweeting again.

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Somehow they made him look even more like the man he is.