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The fact that Kev admits that his nipples are in different time zones and hasn't clued in to the fact that that's not how it's supposed to work, or he's mainlining copium, is pure poetry.
Jesus Goddamn Motherfucking Tap Dancing Christ on a cracker.TheABSOLUTE HORRORSEroticism of the Tranch never ends!
Yeah nah I'm good thanks.Let's remember that this is what his POV would've been:
Right? Why is he even admitting that lmaoThe fact that Kev admits that his nipples are in different time zones and hasn't clued in to the fact that that's not how it's supposed to work, or he's mainlining copium, is pure poetry.
Ah yes, fellow women. Don't you hate when your wide-set nipples bust out of your bra at the armpits? We've all been there.Right? Why is he even admitting that lmao
I'm sure our Britbong kiwis will be delighted to learn that, nasty comments about "TERF Island" notwithstanding, Kevin's actually been an enthusiastic little Anglophile all this time.
I'm going to say this confirms my suspicions. Kevin gets his "communism" from Mistress and Mistress knows so little about communism that their anarchism is easily mistaken for libertarianism and further from this self-proclaimed commie anarchocapitalism. Really, it's most likely just that generic Black Bloc type of anarchism where it's just vague cover for the desire to do whatever they want to anyone they want. An ancap/libertarian would be just as interested in the means of production because it's also central to their ideology, Mistress has no interest in the subject because the "communism" attaches to their "anarchism" simply as a way to oppose the "norm" of culture and society. In other words, the way Kevin uses "queer" as if it has some meaning.
I really hope you're using they in a sense of we don't know if it's a man OR a woman or multiple people because I'm not a Dr who sperg, but I'll be knee deep in the dead before I repect some actors cry for attention by using they/them.They already had a name
More like Jens surgeon had a bet with Kevin over who could make their patient's amhole look worse...and neither of them can still pick a winner of said bet today.Jesus Goddamn Motherfucking Tap Dancing Christ on a cracker.
I knew Jen's fake vagina was terrifying, but I truly did not know the meat of it, pun intended. He looks like an IED blasted his dick and balls off and they just kinda tacked everything down to stop the bleeding.
My god. I think that's enough Kiwi Farms for today.
Lmao at how big that monstrosity of a bikini must be irl!
<bow> Having lurked on this site for several years now, I've learned from the best.
I don't think Kevin's a true and honest pedo; I think they'd groom the ghost of Dwight David Eisenhower in their Discord server and somehow someone underage wandered in.
There are a lot of pedo cows and you can see it creep in around the edges. The conversation always wanders back to "What if I was on a ferry and there was a 12-year-old girl there who was having her first period and...." or "This one time when I was 13 I was minding my own business and suddenly I was fucking an older dude and it was great and anyways here's a picture of a sexy toddler."
Kevin's got a lot of childlike interests but his ideal self is an adult grown woman with big milkers. Possibly made of metal and possibly blue and inflatable. At the same time, if possible.
Kevin is a very odd man.
An actual anarchist would recognize the different between country/nation and the state, Kevin.