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Featured on May 19, 2023 by Null: Kevin "AmHole" Gibes has undergone a revision to his penoscrotal flap vaginoplasty front hole.
WAKE UP BABE, HUMBERT HUMBERT JUST DROPPED THE REVISION SAGA UPDATE!!!!
Yes, there’s been a lot of delays in getting this up, with the site being down and me being busy, but I finally have it. It’s actually a good thing I waited this long, because now I’m able to get the entire pre-surgery and post surgery thing in one post! He was discharged from the hospital yesterday (May 13, hopefully I get this thing up by midnight), so that’s all covered here! Thanks again for the well-wishes and concern guys, it means more to me than you think.
And also a huge thank you to the heroic farmers who decided to brave his Twitter account in my absence (yes, all that shit you saw was actually 100% normal and no, I’m unbothered by it). As you can probably already guess, this update's gonna be a little different than usual, solely due to the nature and sheer amount of the content.
Pre-Revision
We begin with Kevin excited for his surgery in a week and pre-op appointment the next day. [A]
He discusses being nervous about pre-op not because of the appointment itself, but because of the bigger event that is to follow. He's got errands to run too on top of the appointment, so it's gonna be a busy day, but he's got a new OLED switch waiting for him at home after all that shit's done. [A]
As it turns out, the pre-op went great! [A]
However, it is very soon that clouds begin to roll into bright sunny picture that Kevin has painted for us. He appears to consider defying doctor's orders to stop weed. The homie Kevin admits that he does flower vape (but not at the moment, it appears). [A]
The homie Kevin then goes on to tell a story about some DMT he smoked recently. [A]
The homie Kevin then despairs over not being able to go off weed completely before his surgery. [A]
He had to hype himself up by referring to this as "a new cyberpunk pussy". I personally would not think of any surgery like this, and if I did, I would not be posting that shit online, but I guess that's just Kevin. [A]
He further copes with his predicament by praising what 6 years of HRT has done for him. [A]
The next day, May 3, he is still coping by talking about a transwoman's anecdote about wearing a skirt post-axe surgery. [A]
He also writes a long thread about calling his mom, not about the surgery, but because he doesn't want to be put into the position of not telling her that he's living 30 minutes away from the nephew she visits often. He discusses his feelings and what's happened between them, with her not accepting every troon aspect with open arms, from what I skimmed. It's been over a week since I last read this shit though, and it's been hours since I started writing this, so I sure as hell ain't reading it again. [A]
He mentions more about what happened at the pre-op, a nurse told him that the dysphoria he experiences because of his neovagina not working right is actually trauma. Also apparently wears an "I support your vagina" t-shirt for troons. [A]
He follows up on the phone call to his mom, too. It went well and he's glad he called. He felt emboldened by this to call his brother, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. Unfortunately, it went to his voicemail. [A]
May 4 was his last day before surgery that he didn't have to do anything to prepare. Friday and Saturday he had to shower with some special soap. [A]
He got a new haircut! [A]
And met trans guy! [A]
May 5, he distracted himself from his surgery anxiety with Minecraft [A]
He could no longer distract himself when his insurance decided to try some fuck shit and deny him coverage, though. [A]
May 6, he isn't worried about the recovery period, he just wants to get the rough part of recovery out of the way. When you don't have any obligations in life it's easy to not worry about the recovery period, folks. Take notes. [A]
We now get to the point in the update where he politely tells everybody to please fuck off because he is busy worrying about other things (even though I say that, I get it, and it's good that at least he knows to set boundaries). [A]
May 7, he begins preparing. [A]
This includes things such as no more solid foods and being on a clear liquid diet. [A]
And drinking an entire bottle of Miralax in two hours. [A]
He settles in that night with this lovely thought: [A]
I said settled in, not went to sleep, because he's awake and anxious after too much caffeine (is that part of what he's even supposed to be having) [A]
He's still awake at 2 am. [A]
Surgery day
Kevin is awake bright and early for the day of his surgery. [A]
He got a message from a nurse saying the surgery was still on, but he didn't know that there were any issues. Besides the insurance thing, of course, but he probably didn't consider it when writing the tweet, since the insurance place said it was still covered when he contacted them. [A]
Kevin is still at home since his surgery is later, and he is hungry. [A]
I guess something happened that stressed him out that wasn't related to the surgery. [A]
He is still hungry and thinking about that hospital food he'll get later after it's all over. [A]
Surgery time, I guess he had to tweet that shit right before he went into the operating room or whatever at around 2:45 PM his time. He gets support from Rioley in the replies, as Rioley has recently returned to Twitter. They interact on a semi-regular basis, actually. [A]
Post-surgery
Nine and a half hours later, at 12:15 AM, Kevin announces that he is awake after surgery with a selfie. [A]
Post-op Hospital Day 1
He reveals that he had two surgeons, and that his urethra wasn't shaped right after the last vaginoplasty, and the surgeons fixed it. I guess that shit was angled upwards because one of them asked him if he was peeing up (he wasn't, or at least he never noticed there was anything wrong). It's probably in light of this news that he states that he can't recommend the original surgeon, Dr Hyer. [A]
He wanted to get on Bluesky and probably talk about his revision surgery there as well, but he was forced to use Twitter because that shit went down for a bit. [A]
I guess he dilated right after surgery and his neovagina was shaped around the orange dilator and slid in easily. the thing is Kevin, you gotta keep dilating, or it'll close up. [A]
Penny bought him plushies, including a new dinosaur. Tabitha 2, anyone? (Kevin please don't actually name the new dino after Tabitha, it deserves its own identity!) [A]
Kevin is built different, he got two vaginoplasties instead of one in his lifetime! [A]
Uh so apparently they got him stuffed with gauze, a catheter, and a wound vac? More on these later. [A]
He appreciated that the hospital kept him longer than the Denver hospital, but noted that he is restless laying there in bed all day. I personally would not mind this, but that's just me. [A]
Kevin's retardation is getting the best of him and he is trying to do kegels, I guess he's testing to see if it still hurts (yes it will for a while because you are fresh out of surgery). [A]
We now get into the part of the update where drugs (besides weed) come into play. [A]
Post-op Hospital Day 2
We start Day 2 with some good news; his ToTK game is shipping! [A]
The three genders [A]
He stood up for the first time since surgery! He's supposed to stand four times on this day, and begin walking the next. [A]
Apparently Kevin is having hallucinations as a result of the drugs he was administered. [A]
Apparently they made an incision in his belly button with a robot to do the PPT vaginoplasty. Thank god he doesnt have a belly button piercing. [A]
Even though he likes that they're keeping him in the hospital (probably feels better about them monitoring him and helping him move again after it), he is homesick. None of the polycule (or as he calls them here, "nesting partners" was able to make it to the hospital that night, and he's lonely. [A]
Post-op Hospital Day 3
The nurses are encouraging him to go with a higher dosage of painkillers. [A]
He's coping. [A]
As he previously mentioned, he did his first walk since the surgery! [A]
A nurse affirms his gender [A]
Idk if this should go here or in the misc category, but who cares, he's thinking in his hospital bed. [A]
He did his second walk, he was tired quickly (reasonable, given the surgery and the drugs he's on). [A]
A good thing about them keeping him is that he's gonna miss all the rain. [A]
Kevin reveals that there were some "bonus cosmetic improvements" the surgeons were able to do. Apparently, there was a strange space between urethra and vaginal canal which made it look weird (well, weird in his eyes/for the standards of a neovagina, I guess). He also shared his relief at having another professional take a look at him and tell him it didn't look right and that the previous surgeon made a mistake. Again wouldn't recommend Dr. Hyer. [A]
For some reason, his vulva being itchy gives him hope that he'll like the results. Also they had to "redo" some of the outside but not nearly as much as last time (no shit) and he thinks thats why he's less numb and has more sensation in it. I think what he means by this is that he has more sensation right then and there, while it's healing, not that he'll suddenly have sensation in the thing when all is healed. Hopefully. [A]
His gf brought him Taco Bell, both actual food and a cute taco plush. That's her in the second pic. [A]
Tomorrow night the packing, catheter, and wound vac comes off! He is excited. [A]
Kevin reports that wound vac feels weird. [A]
Post-op Hospital Day 4
Kevin sleeps well, but when he is conscious, the pain kicks in. [A]
Kevin reports that shitting with a wound vac is difficult and he is going to hold it because it's coming out later. Also he isn't sure if he can shit the way they want him to with it. He cannot use a bedpan because of the way the vac is positioned. [A]
Kevin is a new nurse's first vaginoplasty patient. This is a good thing. It's good because patients can be unruly but I can't envision Kevin being rude to the nurses, his anxiety skyrockets when he has to argue with people in the Twitter mentions. It's also good because the nurse may hear what he has to say and decide to run for the hills and away from the chop-shop business. [A]
They have removed the packing (they are replacing it, it comes out tomorrow) and he has seen the results. He is crying, but tears of joy because it's better than what he had before. Also mentions he had a pronounced clitoral hood. He also mentions that the wound vac was NOT inside his vag, it was on the outside. [A]
He admits he jumped the gun with the celebration less than an hour later, as he realizes that the vulva doesn;t look as different as he first thought it did. He copes by saying that he's fine with that because he was there for internal improvement, not external. He is still excited about the rest of the journey. [A]
Another kind nurse remembered Tabitha's name, he asked him to pick her up for him when she fell on the floor. I'm glad to know that Tabitha was not left behind, after all, she is his favorite (probably) and he got her from his first vaginoplasty. I kind of feel bad for the nurse that had to touch her though, but whatever. Dude signed up to touch worse biohazards. [A]
Possibly the same nurse was gay, Kevin feels the queer solidarity. [A]
The gf brought him another gift, a flower from the shop she just started working at. [A]
The catheter is removed. [A]
Everybody was too busy to get Kevin his ToTK game, he is a bit upset but he's going home tomorrow so it's fine. [A]
Notes that he doesn't feel external numbness for reasons mentioned above and feels it will save a lot of time. [A]
He woke up to pee at 5:30 AM, and stated that after four nights of a catheter, it was strange. [A]
Going Home Day
I'm not sure I want to know what he means by this first part, but he finds the idea of having sex with his new equipment hard to imagine. [A]
The packing is out! And we're back to "I can see the difference!"except apparently he was wrong when he said he couldn't, as he actually does have a more pronounced clitoral hood now (according to him). His vag is now 6 inches deep and ends at his peritoneal and everything is tender (as it would be after surgery). [A]
He's dilating, so far. I don't think that will last very long if it all, though. [A]
He isn't sure if it was the surgery or the surgeons but he has more mobility and energy after this surgery. [A]
His birthday is in nine days, but no gift could possibly top the gift of a fixed vagina, so Penny, please save yourself a hundred bucks or two and just not even bother. Use the money on the animals, Penny. [A]
Now that he's outta there safely, he reveals his surgeons names: Dr. Kaoutzanis and Dr. Higuchi at UCHealth Anschutz, and recommends them. [A]
Shared a photo of a dilator to demonstrate his progress and depth [A]
Shares some selfies, when BoTW came out vs when ToTK came out: [A]
His previous vag also had way too big of a gap between his butthole and vag opening, and that stretched uncomfortable when he spread his legs but now it's been fixed. He admits that he was hurt when people mocked his vag because he knew his was actually deformed, but now it isn't anymore! In addition, he can go in for he cosmetic changes that Dr K wanted to make but couldn't, so we may have another revision arc in about a year or so. [A]
5/14: First day back at home
This morning, Kevin woke up and had a realization. [A]
One of the cats sensed there was something off and decided to sit on his lap. [A]
Tweeted about the Aurora Borealis because it's been in the news recently (I'm treating today like a full daily update so it's not just surgery related shit here. Although for the most part, it is surgery related shit). For the record, there was no need to make this sexual, the news literally just said it was more visible in more parts of the world, Jesus Christ, Kevin. [A]
Now to get the new switch to work with the old switch and get his shit transferred over from BoTW so he can start playing TOTK [A]
Kevin mentions that part of his hand is numb, and it's not the part they put the IV in. [A]
But hey, he got the switches to work!
He takes a break to tweet that he has to be careful healing because since it's internal, he feels like he can do more until the pain reminds him that he can't. [A]
He also measured the green dilator, apparently he can get it in 6 and a half inches, which is over double what he could last time! And also decided to share that he could shove toys up his amhole! [A]
More ToTK
As I suspected earlier in the writing of this post, it ended up being that Kevin simply didn't notice there was anything wrong. I'm getting a few more posts he made since I started working on this shit (hence the white, I'm on PC), and he states that now he notices that he's peeing downwards and doesn't dribble on the seat when he wipes (jesus christ, the fact they never clean them toilets makes this worse). [A]
Apparently some company that filmed at the ranch never released their stuff because they went bankrupt. Don't worry, I'm going to the Tranch thread after this, discuss it there. I only include it for thoroughness. [A]
He also moved too fast and caused himself a bit of pain. [A]
Yes, there’s been a lot of delays in getting this up, with the site being down and me being busy, but I finally have it. It’s actually a good thing I waited this long, because now I’m able to get the entire pre-surgery and post surgery thing in one post! He was discharged from the hospital yesterday (May 13, hopefully I get this thing up by midnight), so that’s all covered here! Thanks again for the well-wishes and concern guys, it means more to me than you think.
And also a huge thank you to the heroic farmers who decided to brave his Twitter account in my absence (yes, all that shit you saw was actually 100% normal and no, I’m unbothered by it). As you can probably already guess, this update's gonna be a little different than usual, solely due to the nature and sheer amount of the content.Pre-Revision
We begin with Kevin excited for his surgery in a week and pre-op appointment the next day. [A]
He discusses being nervous about pre-op not because of the appointment itself, but because of the bigger event that is to follow. He's got errands to run too on top of the appointment, so it's gonna be a busy day, but he's got a new OLED switch waiting for him at home after all that shit's done. [A]
As it turns out, the pre-op went great! [A]
However, it is very soon that clouds begin to roll into bright sunny picture that Kevin has painted for us. He appears to consider defying doctor's orders to stop weed. The homie Kevin admits that he does flower vape (but not at the moment, it appears). [A]
The homie Kevin then goes on to tell a story about some DMT he smoked recently. [A]
The homie Kevin then despairs over not being able to go off weed completely before his surgery. [A]
He had to hype himself up by referring to this as "a new cyberpunk pussy". I personally would not think of any surgery like this, and if I did, I would not be posting that shit online, but I guess that's just Kevin. [A]
He further copes with his predicament by praising what 6 years of HRT has done for him. [A]
The next day, May 3, he is still coping by talking about a transwoman's anecdote about wearing a skirt post-axe surgery. [A]
He also writes a long thread about calling his mom, not about the surgery, but because he doesn't want to be put into the position of not telling her that he's living 30 minutes away from the nephew she visits often. He discusses his feelings and what's happened between them, with her not accepting every troon aspect with open arms, from what I skimmed. It's been over a week since I last read this shit though, and it's been hours since I started writing this, so I sure as hell ain't reading it again. [A]
He mentions more about what happened at the pre-op, a nurse told him that the dysphoria he experiences because of his neovagina not working right is actually trauma. Also apparently wears an "I support your vagina" t-shirt for troons. [A]
He follows up on the phone call to his mom, too. It went well and he's glad he called. He felt emboldened by this to call his brother, who he hasn't spoken to in 6 years. Unfortunately, it went to his voicemail. [A]
May 4 was his last day before surgery that he didn't have to do anything to prepare. Friday and Saturday he had to shower with some special soap. [A]
He got a new haircut! [A]
And met trans guy! [A]
May 5, he distracted himself from his surgery anxiety with Minecraft [A]
He could no longer distract himself when his insurance decided to try some fuck shit and deny him coverage, though. [A]
May 6, he isn't worried about the recovery period, he just wants to get the rough part of recovery out of the way. When you don't have any obligations in life it's easy to not worry about the recovery period, folks. Take notes. [A]
We now get to the point in the update where he politely tells everybody to please fuck off because he is busy worrying about other things (even though I say that, I get it, and it's good that at least he knows to set boundaries). [A]
May 7, he begins preparing. [A]
This includes things such as no more solid foods and being on a clear liquid diet. [A]
And drinking an entire bottle of Miralax in two hours. [A]
He settles in that night with this lovely thought: [A]
I said settled in, not went to sleep, because he's awake and anxious after too much caffeine (is that part of what he's even supposed to be having) [A]
He's still awake at 2 am. [A]
Surgery day
Kevin is awake bright and early for the day of his surgery. [A]
He got a message from a nurse saying the surgery was still on, but he didn't know that there were any issues. Besides the insurance thing, of course, but he probably didn't consider it when writing the tweet, since the insurance place said it was still covered when he contacted them. [A]
Kevin is still at home since his surgery is later, and he is hungry. [A]
I guess something happened that stressed him out that wasn't related to the surgery. [A]
He is still hungry and thinking about that hospital food he'll get later after it's all over. [A]
Surgery time, I guess he had to tweet that shit right before he went into the operating room or whatever at around 2:45 PM his time. He gets support from Rioley in the replies, as Rioley has recently returned to Twitter. They interact on a semi-regular basis, actually. [A]
Post-surgery
Nine and a half hours later, at 12:15 AM, Kevin announces that he is awake after surgery with a selfie. [A]
Post-op Hospital Day 1
He reveals that he had two surgeons, and that his urethra wasn't shaped right after the last vaginoplasty, and the surgeons fixed it. I guess that shit was angled upwards because one of them asked him if he was peeing up (he wasn't, or at least he never noticed there was anything wrong). It's probably in light of this news that he states that he can't recommend the original surgeon, Dr Hyer. [A]
He wanted to get on Bluesky and probably talk about his revision surgery there as well, but he was forced to use Twitter because that shit went down for a bit. [A]
I guess he dilated right after surgery and his neovagina was shaped around the orange dilator and slid in easily. the thing is Kevin, you gotta keep dilating, or it'll close up. [A]
Penny bought him plushies, including a new dinosaur. Tabitha 2, anyone? (Kevin please don't actually name the new dino after Tabitha, it deserves its own identity!) [A]
Kevin is built different, he got two vaginoplasties instead of one in his lifetime! [A]
Uh so apparently they got him stuffed with gauze, a catheter, and a wound vac? More on these later. [A]
He appreciated that the hospital kept him longer than the Denver hospital, but noted that he is restless laying there in bed all day. I personally would not mind this, but that's just me. [A]
Kevin's retardation is getting the best of him and he is trying to do kegels, I guess he's testing to see if it still hurts (yes it will for a while because you are fresh out of surgery). [A]
We now get into the part of the update where drugs (besides weed) come into play. [A]
Post-op Hospital Day 2
We start Day 2 with some good news; his ToTK game is shipping! [A]
The three genders [A]
He stood up for the first time since surgery! He's supposed to stand four times on this day, and begin walking the next. [A]
Apparently Kevin is having hallucinations as a result of the drugs he was administered. [A]
Apparently they made an incision in his belly button with a robot to do the PPT vaginoplasty. Thank god he doesnt have a belly button piercing. [A]
Even though he likes that they're keeping him in the hospital (probably feels better about them monitoring him and helping him move again after it), he is homesick. None of the polycule (or as he calls them here, "nesting partners" was able to make it to the hospital that night, and he's lonely. [A]
Post-op Hospital Day 3
The nurses are encouraging him to go with a higher dosage of painkillers. [A]
He's coping. [A]
As he previously mentioned, he did his first walk since the surgery! [A]
A nurse affirms his gender [A]
Idk if this should go here or in the misc category, but who cares, he's thinking in his hospital bed. [A]
He did his second walk, he was tired quickly (reasonable, given the surgery and the drugs he's on). [A]
A good thing about them keeping him is that he's gonna miss all the rain. [A]
Kevin reveals that there were some "bonus cosmetic improvements" the surgeons were able to do. Apparently, there was a strange space between urethra and vaginal canal which made it look weird (well, weird in his eyes/for the standards of a neovagina, I guess). He also shared his relief at having another professional take a look at him and tell him it didn't look right and that the previous surgeon made a mistake. Again wouldn't recommend Dr. Hyer. [A]
For some reason, his vulva being itchy gives him hope that he'll like the results. Also they had to "redo" some of the outside but not nearly as much as last time (no shit) and he thinks thats why he's less numb and has more sensation in it. I think what he means by this is that he has more sensation right then and there, while it's healing, not that he'll suddenly have sensation in the thing when all is healed. Hopefully. [A]
His gf brought him Taco Bell, both actual food and a cute taco plush. That's her in the second pic. [A]
Tomorrow night the packing, catheter, and wound vac comes off! He is excited. [A]
Kevin reports that wound vac feels weird. [A]
Post-op Hospital Day 4
Kevin sleeps well, but when he is conscious, the pain kicks in. [A]
Kevin reports that shitting with a wound vac is difficult and he is going to hold it because it's coming out later. Also he isn't sure if he can shit the way they want him to with it. He cannot use a bedpan because of the way the vac is positioned. [A]
Kevin is a new nurse's first vaginoplasty patient. This is a good thing. It's good because patients can be unruly but I can't envision Kevin being rude to the nurses, his anxiety skyrockets when he has to argue with people in the Twitter mentions. It's also good because the nurse may hear what he has to say and decide to run for the hills and away from the chop-shop business. [A]
They have removed the packing (they are replacing it, it comes out tomorrow) and he has seen the results. He is crying, but tears of joy because it's better than what he had before. Also mentions he had a pronounced clitoral hood. He also mentions that the wound vac was NOT inside his vag, it was on the outside. [A]
He admits he jumped the gun with the celebration less than an hour later, as he realizes that the vulva doesn;t look as different as he first thought it did. He copes by saying that he's fine with that because he was there for internal improvement, not external. He is still excited about the rest of the journey. [A]
Another kind nurse remembered Tabitha's name, he asked him to pick her up for him when she fell on the floor. I'm glad to know that Tabitha was not left behind, after all, she is his favorite (probably) and he got her from his first vaginoplasty. I kind of feel bad for the nurse that had to touch her though, but whatever. Dude signed up to touch worse biohazards. [A]
Possibly the same nurse was gay, Kevin feels the queer solidarity. [A]
The gf brought him another gift, a flower from the shop she just started working at. [A]
The catheter is removed. [A]
Everybody was too busy to get Kevin his ToTK game, he is a bit upset but he's going home tomorrow so it's fine. [A]
Notes that he doesn't feel external numbness for reasons mentioned above and feels it will save a lot of time. [A]
He woke up to pee at 5:30 AM, and stated that after four nights of a catheter, it was strange. [A]
Going Home Day
I'm not sure I want to know what he means by this first part, but he finds the idea of having sex with his new equipment hard to imagine. [A]
The packing is out! And we're back to "I can see the difference!"except apparently he was wrong when he said he couldn't, as he actually does have a more pronounced clitoral hood now (according to him). His vag is now 6 inches deep and ends at his peritoneal and everything is tender (as it would be after surgery). [A]
He's dilating, so far. I don't think that will last very long if it all, though. [A]
He isn't sure if it was the surgery or the surgeons but he has more mobility and energy after this surgery. [A]
His birthday is in nine days, but no gift could possibly top the gift of a fixed vagina, so Penny, please save yourself a hundred bucks or two and just not even bother. Use the money on the animals, Penny. [A]
Now that he's outta there safely, he reveals his surgeons names: Dr. Kaoutzanis and Dr. Higuchi at UCHealth Anschutz, and recommends them. [A]
Shared a photo of a dilator to demonstrate his progress and depth [A]
Shares some selfies, when BoTW came out vs when ToTK came out: [A]
His previous vag also had way too big of a gap between his butthole and vag opening, and that stretched uncomfortable when he spread his legs but now it's been fixed. He admits that he was hurt when people mocked his vag because he knew his was actually deformed, but now it isn't anymore! In addition, he can go in for he cosmetic changes that Dr K wanted to make but couldn't, so we may have another revision arc in about a year or so. [A]
5/14: First day back at home
This morning, Kevin woke up and had a realization. [A]
One of the cats sensed there was something off and decided to sit on his lap. [A]
Tweeted about the Aurora Borealis because it's been in the news recently (I'm treating today like a full daily update so it's not just surgery related shit here. Although for the most part, it is surgery related shit). For the record, there was no need to make this sexual, the news literally just said it was more visible in more parts of the world, Jesus Christ, Kevin. [A]
Now to get the new switch to work with the old switch and get his shit transferred over from BoTW so he can start playing TOTK [A]
Kevin mentions that part of his hand is numb, and it's not the part they put the IV in. [A]
But hey, he got the switches to work!
He takes a break to tweet that he has to be careful healing because since it's internal, he feels like he can do more until the pain reminds him that he can't. [A]
He also measured the green dilator, apparently he can get it in 6 and a half inches, which is over double what he could last time! And also decided to share that he could shove toys up his amhole! [A]
More ToTK
As I suspected earlier in the writing of this post, it ended up being that Kevin simply didn't notice there was anything wrong. I'm getting a few more posts he made since I started working on this shit (hence the white, I'm on PC), and he states that now he notices that he's peeing downwards and doesn't dribble on the seat when he wipes (jesus christ, the fact they never clean them toilets makes this worse). [A]
Apparently some company that filmed at the ranch never released their stuff because they went bankrupt. Don't worry, I'm going to the Tranch thread after this, discuss it there. I only include it for thoroughness. [A]
He also moved too fast and caused himself a bit of pain. [A]
Okay, this section's gonna be kinda messy and def out of order but who cares, I tried to group the shit in categories so it sorta flowed. It's some of the other things he tweeted about while everything above was going on.
I guess since it's pretty linked (no pun intended) to the events of the revision surgery, we will start with some of the Tears of the Kingdom stuff. Some nerd shit, blah blah blah, he likes his physical copies of everything because having a physical hoard is much cooler than a digital hoard, blah blah blah [A]
He warned his followers that the game leaked and to be aware of that if they don't want spoilers.
Wished everyone a happy Zelda Day when the game released
As mentioned in the beginning of the update, for whatever reason this man bought a whole new Zelda switch
And showed it off [A]
And because we're here showing off toys, let's go on to show whatever we wanna call this [A]
Why not throw in the sign that the household bought too? [A]
More on the gf and her bff [1], [2]
At least we know the cats, including Wisp, are still alive. [A]
And since I touched on toys, here's a bunch of ramblings about toys and franchises themselves, like this obscure transformer and something about a racist transformer caricature (??) as well as Hasbro fighting over the name:
Magic the Gathering isn't safe from this either.
And fuck it, neither is the King of England [1], [2]
Not even The Good Doctor was safe from Kevin's two-week long rampage, due to a scene where the autistic doctor misgenders somebody because they have XY chromosomes. I did some research into the matter, and apparently Dr. Shaun Murphy is based as fuck. I actually thought at first he was confusing The Good Doctor for House at first due to a clip of the show that was on my FYP (do not fucking judge me, I was bored while the site was down), but hilariously enough, both shows feature the doctor misgendering people (although in the case of House, the patient was actually intersex with testicular cancer and Dr. House isn't autistic, he's just an asshole).
He also has said a lot about Bluesky too, including him succumbing to the hellthread,, embracing his fellow Twitter refugee followers, making fun of Elon Musk for wanting to integrate a call feature into Twitter for whatever reason, addressing some FAQs about the platform, and comparing it to Wikipedia or some shit.
He also made sure to rag on Elon himself some more. [1], [2]
Also directly addressed some things I will be crossposting to the Erin Reed thread, including something about the four women that took Rep. Zephyr's bench that one day, and also backing Erin up when somebody got mad about him mentioning working with the police regarding the swatting thing [1], [2]
He had some more things to say about transphobia, by the way. We'll start with deadnaming. [A]
Transphobes are being dishonest when they show after transition photos but the photos are taken from right when the transition began. I'm not sure if that is the case with you though Kevin. [A]
Shares a funny transphobic comment [A]
Transphobes lie about their experiences in the bathroom or some shit [A]
Apparently Dee Snider said something transphobic.
And he goes off on some random dude
Oh and he also isn't happy about our transphobia, apparently.[A]
Some shitpost troon tweets:
Other political ramblings included:
A long ass political thread about voting [A]
Something about a nazi shooter? I don't know what shooting he is referring to here though, I didn't care to check. [A]
And some completely random things include:
"Tuck Destroyer" [A]
While in the hospital, he decided to mention his annoyance with an Adult Swim commercial that tries to pass a llama off as an alpaca. Kevin is thinking about the animals after all, guys! [A]
Convergence station referenced Denver Airport
Snuff film commentary
Steven universe and Steven universe future
I guess since it's pretty linked (no pun intended) to the events of the revision surgery, we will start with some of the Tears of the Kingdom stuff. Some nerd shit, blah blah blah, he likes his physical copies of everything because having a physical hoard is much cooler than a digital hoard, blah blah blah [A]
He warned his followers that the game leaked and to be aware of that if they don't want spoilers.
Wished everyone a happy Zelda Day when the game released
As mentioned in the beginning of the update, for whatever reason this man bought a whole new Zelda switch
And showed it off [A]
And because we're here showing off toys, let's go on to show whatever we wanna call this [A]
Why not throw in the sign that the household bought too? [A]
More on the gf and her bff [1], [2]
At least we know the cats, including Wisp, are still alive. [A]
And since I touched on toys, here's a bunch of ramblings about toys and franchises themselves, like this obscure transformer and something about a racist transformer caricature (??) as well as Hasbro fighting over the name:
Magic the Gathering isn't safe from this either.
And fuck it, neither is the King of England [1], [2]
Not even The Good Doctor was safe from Kevin's two-week long rampage, due to a scene where the autistic doctor misgenders somebody because they have XY chromosomes. I did some research into the matter, and apparently Dr. Shaun Murphy is based as fuck. I actually thought at first he was confusing The Good Doctor for House at first due to a clip of the show that was on my FYP (do not fucking judge me, I was bored while the site was down), but hilariously enough, both shows feature the doctor misgendering people (although in the case of House, the patient was actually intersex with testicular cancer and Dr. House isn't autistic, he's just an asshole).
He also has said a lot about Bluesky too, including him succumbing to the hellthread,, embracing his fellow Twitter refugee followers, making fun of Elon Musk for wanting to integrate a call feature into Twitter for whatever reason, addressing some FAQs about the platform, and comparing it to Wikipedia or some shit.
He also made sure to rag on Elon himself some more. [1], [2]
Also directly addressed some things I will be crossposting to the Erin Reed thread, including something about the four women that took Rep. Zephyr's bench that one day, and also backing Erin up when somebody got mad about him mentioning working with the police regarding the swatting thing [1], [2]
He had some more things to say about transphobia, by the way. We'll start with deadnaming. [A]
Transphobes are being dishonest when they show after transition photos but the photos are taken from right when the transition began. I'm not sure if that is the case with you though Kevin. [A]
Shares a funny transphobic comment [A]
Transphobes lie about their experiences in the bathroom or some shit [A]
Apparently Dee Snider said something transphobic.
And he goes off on some random dude
Oh and he also isn't happy about our transphobia, apparently.[A]
Some shitpost troon tweets:
Other political ramblings included:
A long ass political thread about voting [A]
Something about a nazi shooter? I don't know what shooting he is referring to here though, I didn't care to check. [A]
And some completely random things include:
"Tuck Destroyer" [A]
While in the hospital, he decided to mention his annoyance with an Adult Swim commercial that tries to pass a llama off as an alpaca. Kevin is thinking about the animals after all, guys! [A]
Convergence station referenced Denver Airport
Snuff film commentary
Steven universe and Steven universe future
And last but not least, we have this tweet.
This isn't really shitting on Kevin, I just wanna discuss this fucking THING. I had to Google it because I thought that this prehistoric dinosaur looking creature was an animatronic of a long extinct dinosaur, but NO, this THING is ALIVE AND BREATHING, AS I TYPE THIS SHIT OUT, RIGHT NOW. Day after I saved the tweet, I even showed this shit to Lolita (she don't question anything no more), and she called me dumb for not knowing this THING still exists today, and it's apparently called a Shoebill. Here's the video, by the way, this thing literally sounds like a machine gun.
Let's see some more pics of it, closer.
I'm going to have to disagree with Kevin's assessment, this is not the most beautiful creature I've ever seen, it's the most demonic creature I've ever seen.
I would shit myself and cry if I ever saw that thing in person, even in a zoo, given that I go into cardiac arrest immediately.
Cut me some slack with this in depth analysis of a demon from hell, it's 3 am and I've been working on this for more hours than I'd like to admit.
This isn't really shitting on Kevin, I just wanna discuss this fucking THING. I had to Google it because I thought that this prehistoric dinosaur looking creature was an animatronic of a long extinct dinosaur, but NO, this THING is ALIVE AND BREATHING, AS I TYPE THIS SHIT OUT, RIGHT NOW. Day after I saved the tweet, I even showed this shit to Lolita (she don't question anything no more), and she called me dumb for not knowing this THING still exists today, and it's apparently called a Shoebill. Here's the video, by the way, this thing literally sounds like a machine gun.
Let's see some more pics of it, closer.
I'm going to have to disagree with Kevin's assessment, this is not the most beautiful creature I've ever seen, it's the most demonic creature I've ever seen.
I would shit myself and cry if I ever saw that thing in person, even in a zoo, given that I go into cardiac arrest immediately.
Cut me some slack with this in depth analysis of a demon from hell, it's 3 am and I've been working on this for more hours than I'd like to admit.
No you had it right, it's weird to get called a she when I take on the persona of Humbert Humbert. I'm not a troon, I'm just really dedicated to the gimmick, even if I break character always now, especially sperging about my fear of a dinosaur bird. And thank you, I have been dying to update this thread.
Thank you for putting this better than I could, I was not surpised to see that he tweeted up a storm about voting for democrats or something.
The Transformers would win that battle, sorry bud. Although being addicted to painkillers is actually 1000% less embarassing than being addicted to buying toys, and not the sex kind.
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Did Mr troon tato head just assume that animal species
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Too bad it wasn't "dear God I've wasted my life! I need to ask Penny if she's still got a shotgun and a shell left."
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Kevin is going to be too busy playing zelda and consooming to dilate his 'cyberpunk pussy' and it's going to close up again in only a week or two I bet.
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Of course; man chops his dick off, still manages to piss on the seat.As I suspected earlier in the writing of this post, it ended up being that Kevin simply didn't notice there was anything wrong. I'm getting a few more posts he made since I started working on this shit (hence the white, I'm on PC), and he states that now he notices that he's peeing downwards and doesn't dribble on the seat when he wipes (jesus christ, the fact they never clean them toilets makes this worse). [A]
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This is probably one of those dumb thoughts in my head that make me and only me chuckle, but I can't help but imagine that scene in the Simpsons where Kirk copes about living in a shithole apartment to Homer.
Kevin: "I have loads of sex and a cool cyberpunk neo vagina do you?"
I have genitals that function properly without surgery.
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He's sooooo happy about his new pussy but already coping and planning on revision surgery a few days after a revision surgery. Keep chasing that dragon, kevie! You'll catch it one day!
Also iirc, not that it matters now, but Kevin never had colon cunt. His frankenhole was 100% penis and balls skin. Not every fake man cunt is made with colon. Read the srs thread
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That's mainly for dudes with micropenises, whether natural or from puberty blockers like Jazz Jennings.
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Correct, Kevin's first surgery was made from inverting his penis skin, not using colon tissue, and the revision used the tissue of the peritoneum (The lining of the abdominal cavity that keeps your internal organs in place), stretched and pulled down to meet up with the hole in his crotch in order to create more tissue lining for the "vagina". People may also be confusing the fact that in any of these surgeries, even if colon tissue is not used, there is a risk of a fistula developing between the neovagina and colon. Given how deep they've stuck this frankengina into his abdomen that they needed a robot to go in through his belly button, I figure he has a good chance of shoving something so far up there that it fucks up his intestines, especially given that the surgery basically tore and stretched the tissue that is meant to keep things in place and separate down there.
I hate the fact that I actually know these things, but hopefully that lays out all the gross details plainly for everybody.
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Now that the Farms are up again, I look forward to the reboot of the "nerves waking up any day now!" arc. Also, time to update an old favorite:
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Even for someone caught in the perpetually online tranny echo chamber, his idea that these women (were they ever even identified, apart from the speaker's mother?) are going to experience lasting effects because of that stupid little fight over who gets to sit on the bench is extra delusional. Sure, Kevin, an army of genderspecials and their simps are going to harass a few ladies in small-town Montana for the rest of their lives, because Helena is just like San Francisco and Portland.
Can't wait for the inevitable hernia/prolapse arc when Kevin gets a little too enthusiastic about plumbing the depths of his remodeled Frankengina and perforates the peritoneal lining or something.
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More likely he gets tired of dilating like last time because it cuts down on his time playing with children's toys and it seals up again.
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I hope so. Cramming things up your ass and having a long horrid period of bleeding and pain and possible infection is hell. He needs to go outside and organically be his own lolcow self around other trans women and furries since that's when his crazy is enabled and become funnier.
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I need a window seat, 'cause this flower's wiltin'
True & Honest Fan
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PPT fauxginas don't require as diligent of dilation due to how they do the surgery or something (idk it's been a while since I looked it up and I am not eager to do so again) which is obviously a plus for Kev since the only thing he does consistently is horny tweet.
I'm on team Kevin gets perforated by a bad dragon while visiting Stub in a couple months. Isn't he headed overseas despite Penny's rotten teeth and their squatting on Penny's grandparent's property? That would be the most poetic end to the amhole saga: a "functioning" (as much as they can function) neovag that is immediately destroyed in a poppers infused sissy hypno session with Stub.
I'm on team Kevin gets perforated by a bad dragon while visiting Stub in a couple months. Isn't he headed overseas despite Penny's rotten teeth and their squatting on Penny's grandparent's property? That would be the most poetic end to the amhole saga: a "functioning" (as much as they can function) neovag that is immediately destroyed in a poppers infused sissy hypno session with Stub.
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I'm just glad that Kevin can finally explore every single thing that it means to be a woman now that the only (minor) limitation that made any effort meaningless is perfectly resolved forever. I know when I was reading through those tweets I had to remind myself that this wasn't a young woman who had been socialized on Wonder Woman's island or something. Really, that's the part I hate most about being a TERF, when reality smacks me in the face and all my non-queerness is threatened by just how well the queer mind understands the essence of the gendered human soul. I start to doubt that fascism will triumph at all.
P.S. I'm glad Kevin can't see our posts now, I'd hate to admit this where he could see it and know just how devastated I am by his victorious achievement over us.
P.S. I'm glad Kevin can't see our posts now, I'd hate to admit this where he could see it and know just how devastated I am by his victorious achievement over us.
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Also, the idea that, in the near future, most people will be more like Kev-Kev, a medically enfeebled pretend-child who's afraid of thunder.