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Also, the idea that, in the near future, most people will be more like Kev-Kev, a medically enfeebled pretend-child who's afraid of thunder.
Because why would we want medical science that could actually save humanity like perfect cryogenic suspension, nanotechnology capable of destroying viruses, or repairing injuries, cellular regeneration including the impossible to replace brain cells, and maybe even stabilizing dianonucleaic acid so that we can no longer age and inevitably die of old age. When we can all be whimpering little kidults with non functioning reproductive organs and the strength of terminally I'll cancer patients.


But hey cyberpunk pussies made from corpse skin you guys it's the future!

kevin....goddammit.
 
LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN, KEVIN IS BACK IN THE HOSPITAL
Previous tweet indicated he was feeling faint even when showering.
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Now he's back with a large amount of pain...
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And turns out it's a blockage.
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Live you tard, live!
 
No no please Kevin do go on about the pain from forcing what's essentially a gaping wound to keep from healing, and the possibility of an abdominal obstruction causing organ failure and...death. please between you and the underage Troon who died of vaginoplasty compliance we couldn't ask for more ammo to Redpill the normies into realizing how horrible ot is to be a Troon.


Aside Audrey e hales manifesto of course.
 
LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN, KEVIN IS BACK IN THE HOSPITAL
Previous tweet indicated he was feeling faint even when showering.

Now he's back with a large amount of pain...
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And turns out it's a blockage.
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Live you tard, live!
This isn't very "trans girl magic cyberpunk pussy".
I'm not as up on the SRS disasters thread as I should be but I did find this in The Gold Journal of Urology:
Intra-abdominal complications following robot assisted peritoneal flap vaginoplasty are rare. In addition to hematoma and abscess, small bowel incarceration and internal hernias are potential complications of peritoneal flap vaginoplasty that require prompt attention.
Basically if his abdominal obstruction isn't an adhesion then it's likely part of his intestine has herniated - pushed through a weak spot in the abdominal wall and become trapped ("incarcerated"). Gee, I wonder what might have made his abdominal wall have a weak spot? I wonder if cutting off part of the peritoneal membrane that's wrapped around his organs in order to make a new amhole could have something to do with it?
It's unlikely that there's going to be a treatment pathway where there'd need to cut out the amhole and sew him up, but I can only imagine the cope and seethe that would generate from Kevin - you could probably power a small country off it. However he might have stepped on the moving walkway to fistula-ville, so there's a chance we could get a Landon Hiscock amhole shitting saga in time for our return to the clearnet. That'd be a nice welcome back present for the site.
I have nothing else salient to add, so instead here's Kev-Kev with a haircut:
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LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN, KEVIN IS BACK IN THE HOSPITAL
What a freak totally unpredictable event. I for one am shocked.
I wonder if cutting off part of the peritoneal membrane that's wrapped around his organs in order to make a new amhole could have something to do with it?
It's life-saving medical care everyone! Not Mengele-level mutilation.
 
LADIES AND GUNTLEMEN, KEVIN IS BACK IN THE HOSPITAL
Gee, I wonder what might have made his abdominal wall have a weak spot? I wonder if cutting off part of the peritoneal membrane that's wrapped around his organs in order to make a new amhole could have something to do with it?

Well that was quick. Jesus fucking Christ Kevin.

Who could have seen this coming, that you might end up permanently mangled (even more so than before) after signing yourself up for a risky experimental surgery?

Anyone. Anyone who has been paying attention could see this coming.
I have nothing else salient to add, so instead here's Kev-Kev with a haircut:
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That aint no woman, that's the face of a greasey thick-skulled bloke lurking in a dark alleyway to creep on women. Yes, this gross motherfucker looks like a rapist.
 
2023 get organ failure because of my new vag
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Gonna get fucked by my own vag!!!
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I'm on team Kevin gets perforated by a bad dragon while visiting Stub in a couple months. Isn't he headed overseas despite Penny's rotten teeth and their squatting on Penny's grandparent's property? That would be the most poetic end to the amhole saga: a "functioning" (as much as they can function) neovag that is immediately destroyed in a poppers infused sissy hypno session with Stub.
Kevin delivers another L to the Kiwi Farms, he didn't need a dildo at all.
 
(it's 2049, Kevin's severed head is posting from inside a jar of nutrients)

So yeah, in retrospect I wouldn't recommend any fellow trxnswymyn go to Pepsi Presents: Hong Kong for head swapping surgery, even though my AI surgeon's algorithms are very tolerant. I am excited to announce I'm on the waiting list for the next runaway teenager's body the New Delhi police dredge out of the Ganges, so I can't wait to add "woman of colour" to my queer labels.
 
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